All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
the best piercing is TONGUE PIERCING, cuz it looks cool and oh man
...oh man
...oh MAN

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
Madtom you should drink
that would be gr9
Clecky if I ever drank I would NOT come on IRC under any circumstances
Just picture how terrible it would be...

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
I FUCKING ADMING ITI IS OK
KRACKKEN IS IHOT TOT I WOULD BBANF GTHAT FUCKING BTICH SGO HARD
respiet <:*(^^%

 

by bencomic
7-12-05
VOTE ROOMBA/ELEPHANT IN 2004
ROOMBA IS A ROBOTIC VACUUM CLEANER, ELEPHANT IS MADE OF DEADLY EXPLOSIVES AND WILL DETONATE AT THE FIRST MAJOR PRESS CONFERENCE, KILLING EVERY MAJOR MEDIA CORRISPONDENT IN ATTENDANCE

 

by bencomic
7-13-05
hahahah
alabama accepts a hunting license as a voter id
WELL I DERNT HAVE MUH'DERNED EYE-DEEEE BU' I SHO HAVE MUH'HUNTIN' LIE-SCENTS

 

by bencomic
7-13-05
the best thing to do
is turn into a rat
and say
I SMELL A RAT
Gorth why?
because it's pretty funny!

 

by bencomic
7-13-05
anyway i must water my crops
are you playing harvest moon?
no, i'm growing weed
pfft, harvest moon
use the SCYTHE

 

by bencomic
7-13-05
remember when Reggie put otto and twister's baby pictures in her ZINE
oh man, I bet they were pissed at her
they were!

 

by bencomic
7-13-05
I bet they were like "that's uncool, reg!"
reggie made it in her anger but didn't print it, and then sam showed up and saw she had it ready but didn't print it
so he prints it and puts it all over town
oh shit sam beefed it
I bet he SKATED around town to post them all over with his shark helmet
i know he carried them in a wagon

 

by bencomic
7-13-05
maybe the wagon was tied to a BMX
maybe

 

by bencomic
7-13-05
you can get high on nutmeg?!
gorth yes
and it's legal
and the vatican condones it
isn't that the christmas drink
that's eggnog.

 

by bencomic
7-13-05
HEY HEY IM A FAGGOT
IM TOO GAY FOR WORDS
MY NAME IS NONDESCRIPT AND IF YOU SEE ME IN #RAWR I LIKE MEN

 

by bencomic
7-14-05
i'm eating general tso's chicken right now
which rules
cuz i like to think there's a story behind it
the story behind the name 'general tso's chicken'

 

by bencomic
7-14-05
general tso had a big army
that kicked everyone's ass
and their secret was they ate general tso's chicken!
and it could not be prepared any other way
because if you made it any other way
they would EXECUTE THE COOK

 

by bencomic
7-14-05
but one day a ninja spy found out the secret recipe
and he sold the secret
to a rival army
and the army was mysteriously overrun

 

by bencomic
7-14-05
and general tso
tragically
fell by his own device

 

by bencomic
7-14-05
obviously
the modern day chinese takeout equivalent isn't the secret recipe of general tso
...but it is a take on the story

 

by bencomic
7-14-05
...jesus that sounds like something from 'legends of the hidden temple'

 

by bencomic
7-14-05
Travis Cozine was suspended from school after making a written bomb threat against the school two days after the school shooting in Littleton, Colorado.
The Bomb threat note read: “On may 17 I will bomb the school at 12 noon. My life is an empty hole. Sometimes I wish I could just kill myself.”
Authorities stated that due to Cozine’s previous police record, the bomb threat was taken seriously. One officer said, “Travis would have blown up the school.”
" While I was suspended from school for making a bomb threat on my school a friend brought me one of your Bibles. The comics were so cool I just couldn’t stop reading."
"By the time I finished I was hooked. I called my friend and accepted Jesus on the telephone."
accepted Jesus on the TELEPHONE?

 

by bencomic
7-14-05
Hello? Jesus?
Yeah, what's up Travis
I accept you!
...cool.

 

by bencomic
7-14-05
This young lady from Riverdale, GA was heavily involved in witchcraft. A young person gave her a Truth For Youth Bible. As a result of the power of God's Word she gave her life to Jesus Christ!
I owe my life to Jesus!
Andrea Gautier in Marksville, LA took THE TRUTH FOR YOUTH Bible to her history class. Her curious teacher examined the Bible thoroughly. The teacher then requested 23 TRUTH FOR YOUTH Bibles.
One for everyone in the class!
This young man from Columbus, GA received a Truth For Youth Bible, read the comic on Rock Music, went home and threw all of his "Spice Girl" posters and CD's in the trash!
Correlation is not causation

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
IN THE YEAR 2064, THE GENIUS PROFESSOR ELKWHYND DEVISED A MACHINE THAT ALLOWED THE USER TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME (on irc)!
CHIP TRACER, THE BRAVE PIONEER, WAS CHOSEN TO UNDERTAKE THIS BRAVE TASK
This... is his story.
*** Topic on #darkdigital is SCOTTY, zztpiano released. | vortex, mell0n updated

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
** jawatrader has joined #zztalk
hi
jawa!
Jawa!
Word up.
* jawatrader is currently d'ling an illegal copy of GTA, so i'm prolly lagged

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
why's chuck still pissed at me?
I dunno...
Uhh... does chuck hold grudges?
yes.
dragon: he unbanned masa and kev
hrmm...

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
Just look at the topic. it says "JAWATRADER SUCKS" right in it. And he made it look like I said it
He's right...
chuck's just a stuck up whiny brat with almost no temper.
I mean, zamros is right. That it's in the topic.
Mmm. I saw it.
i don't really care.

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
hey
penis
sipen
NEPIS!
whaka whaka whaka
Dick

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
NO@GMB SUPPORTS TWO PLAYER #*$%
oh it does
really?
it's the first question on the FAQ
this could make me actually WANT pokemon

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
holy crap
I'm on IRC!
holy crap sir
holy SHITE
I sure as hell missed this

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
in SD, i was called "beyotch", but then suddenly my named turned to "nicegirl"
zamros is a biznatch
right?
yes
ok

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
bout this shit with /ebonics, /a0l, /sex0r and /molest. I don't want to see it. Keep it up and I'll kick you, again.
but they're so fun!
fine, it's off
Fun? Sure, if you do it once or twice, but if it gets repetitive, I get annoyed.
i... just have to do /sex0r... once..... or maybe 10000 times in #teens!!!!
LETS GO

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
* zamros is now known as JOE_SMITH
* Dragon1 is now known as USER_19292
hahaha. brothas be confused in #Teens, just like mammy.

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
mwaha. he got banned.
yup
heh.
for saying "DONT FUXN KICK ME J00 ASS NUGGET FUXR OF THA MUTHER DICK SAQ PADDYWHACK GIVE YER DOG A BONER HEH. Ya' know what I'm sayin?"

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
what's dat oil on muh bizzawz, in the hood
what's dat oil on muh bizzawz, with muh beeotch
what's dat oil on muh bizzawz, son pleeze!
what's dat oil on muh bizzawz, otay buh-weet
what's dat oil on muh bizzawz, and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.
what's dat oil on muh bizzawz. Ya' dig?

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
YOUR SUCH A DIRTY, DIRTY ROCK STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR YEEEEEEAHHH!!
CLEAN MY DIRTY DIRTY JOCK STRAAAAAAAAAAPPP YEEAAHHH!

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
lol
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
AND SO, CHIP GOES BACK... TO THE FUTURE!
so what did you observe while you were there
WHY DO I EVEN WORK FOR YOU

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
IM NONDESCRIPT AND I NEVER SHUT UP EVER
ONCE AGAIN MY ROOM IS SHROUDED IN BUTT SCENT!!
FUCK
YOU

 

by bencomic
7-15-05
guys
i have good noose for you
i'm not hanging myself!!

 

by bencomic
7-16-05
Jazzy wonders if CSonicGo tried the cold hand technique
I did
and DAYUM
that was NIiiiice!
that good, eh?
yes it was

 

by bencomic
7-16-05
when you can't sleep one night just grab it and massage the tip of it with your thumb and wait
lets just say that you'll be falling asleep after you feel that one
it's massive XD, try it one time, fucking pwn

 

by bencomic
7-17-05
what's with madtom shutting down his livejournal
was he just like 'i love the cock' one day and did it
i was like 'i love the cock' one day and he did it

 

by bencomic
7-21-05
i like how i don't even remember making the last bencomics
im always so fucking high when i make those things
you know what to do zammo
get wasted so you can make some more
i think i will

 

by bencomic
7-21-05
Zamros, the author of Bencomic would like to officially apologize for spending the entirety of the Bencomic donations ($0.67) on his debts to eBay.
He swears it won't happen again. Ever.
Yeah right.

 

by bencomic
7-21-05
MEANWHILE IN #MZX
Exophase, god damn it I'm already cancelling my trip to a convention for you guys what the fuck do you want
should I saw off my fucking arms for you?
HUH?

 

by bencomic
7-21-05
once i got paid 10$ an hour to rake leaves while stoned
i made 40$

 

by bencomic
7-21-05
If I had a lot of money I don't really know what I'd do with it
donate it to charity
the 'weed for zamros' fund
is it tax-deductible
yes
i'm in. i expect daily updates on how high you are.

 

by bencomic
7-21-05
just two hundred american dollars will buy a sack for zamros so fat that he will be set for a whole TWO WEEKS.
a donation of three hundred dollars will get you a commemorative plaque and the title of "friend of zamros"
a donation of four hundred dollars will get you this lovely 'clifford the big red dog' dvd and the title "benefactor"
if you give four hundred do you get the plaque _and_ the dvd

 

by bencomic
7-25-05
are you saying nedemai is a jerk
because nedemai is awesome
karte I agree let's give it a big hug
don't call her 'it'
nedemai is terrible
and he doesnt like you

 

by bencomic
7-27-05
SO NADIR TOTALLY DONATED A LOT TO BENCOMIC
lol
in fact between his donation and my recent acquisition from ebay auctions i was able to donate!
lol
i'd like to officially thank nadir for allowing me the ability to spelae things rong
lolOL

 

by bencomic
7-28-05
i'm such a classy criminal
my getaway car is a limo
nonde it'd be classy if you were riding in it and not driving it yourself
my getaway vehicle would be daves mom
what!!!!
every time we'd hit a bump dave would have a new brother

 

by bencomic
7-28-05
My name is Kayla Wightman. I am 15 years old, and I have a severe lung cancer from second hand smoke. I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings.
Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents everytime this message is sent on.
the make a wish foundation doesn't donate money for kids
and theres no way to track it
and i dont know if you can get tumors in your brain from repeated beatings
if that were true I'd have a dicktumor

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