All comics by bikity

 

Turning Tricks by bikity 2-07-01
Prostitute: One who sells the body for the purpose of sexual intercourse Hey big boy, looking for a good time? Not with your scabby ass...	You rready to go have a good time big daddy? Back up off me trick!!!	*sigh* You know, prostitution is so much easier when you can find somebody who is actually willing to pay to do it with you.

 

Miscommunication, or common ignorance? by bikity 2-07-01
So the doctor tells me I have these public lice and that I should... Public lice?	Yeah, you know, them lice that you get on your johnson, your taliwhacker, your kanuts, your threepiece set! OH! You mean pubic lice. Yeah, those can be tricky...	Pubic lice? Shit naw I ain't talking bout no damned lice you can get from goin to Pubic Beaches. Shit, ain't nobody ever teach you you don't use the showers at the pubic beaches? But... but... eh... screw it...

 

What Lil' Willy lurned at the Zoo by bikity 2-11-01
A Zoo Wanna hear something disturbing? Uh, not particularly.	Wanna piece of this ass?	Dammit, that's the last time I come to the zoo drunk.

 

Some guys never get it !!!!!! Really!!!! by bikity 2-11-01
I'm mad as hell.I'll never get any lovin'.Doomed the rest of my life with Rosey Palms. .	Hey stud muffin how about you and me gettin it on? Huh?????	uuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!Wait ,come back! It will only take a few minutes to get back up!!

 

Dumbo the flyi,,, wait a minute! (Entry for comic contest#2) by bikity 2-12-01
I seen a house fly.... I seen a dragon fly...	I seen a shoe fly! But I done seen bout everything, when I seen an elephant fly!	But, I'm not a flying elephant! That's why we're on the moon numbnuts! It's got lowered gravity so it'll look like you're flying and I can win that bet!

 

Comic contest#3: Things wind up in the darndest places. by bikity 2-13-01
So the other day I'm sitting around the streets of Jeruseleam when a robot comes up to me. Uh, sir can you come help my friend? he got a cucumber stuck up his ass!	Now, normally I would find myself being outraged and disgusted. Hell, I probably would have cursed him, but how often do you get to see a robot with a cucumber up it's ass? I swear I didn't see that cucumber when I sat down! Will you help me get it out mister?	So, I held my profanity, and it all paid off in the end. I got two words for ya: seek counseling But... how's the psychiatrist gonna get it out if you can't?

 

Comic Contest 4: The Crappiest Haunted House Ever. by bikity 2-15-01
My friend owns the worlds last scary haunted house. Nothing in it frightened anyone. He had all the usual stuff. A Demon: I will eat your soul! You try to eat my soul and I'm gon' have ta nutt up on ya!!!	A cross dressing skeleton: Want to dance pretty boy? Dude, I'm into chick skeletons	That's when I realized we needed the giant wooden badger. I am A giant wooden badger!!! Fear my evil!!! *screaming like a little girl*

 

Comic Contest 4: The Crappiest Haunted House Ever. by bikity 2-15-01
My friend owns the worlds least scary haunted house. Nothing in it frightened anyone. He had all the usual stuff. A Demon: I will eat your soul! You try to eat my soul and I'm gon' have ta nutt up on ya!!!	A cross dressing skeleton: Want to dance pretty boy? Dude, I'm into chick skeletons.	That's when I realized he needed the giant wooden badger. I am A giant wooden badger!!! Fear my evil!!! *screaming like a little girl*

 

Comic Contest#5 Mr. T... or Dr. Dre? by bikity 2-18-01
Hey, I'm Snoop D-O-Double-G, and I'm haungry, you wanna go to Burger King Dre? Dre's dead foo! Mr. T, killed him Jimma Jamma! But Mr. T's haungry sho nuff!	Uh, Dre, is you all rizight? Dre ain't here no more honkey!	Looks like somebodies been hittin' the chronic a lil' too much. Maybe you need to lay off for a little while. Mr. T don't hit da pipes! Mr T hate's druggies! What's Mr. T's perscription for drug addiciton? PAIN!!!!

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