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by bjiscool122
12-08-10
im going out to go get a tree and some stuff
like what?
just a tree
no i mean stuff like what?!
fine im going to go get some presents
good cause i was going to get some stuff to and its not presents lets just say lub

 

by bjiscool122
12-08-10
christmas is coming sooo what do you want for christmas
my two front teeth haha
i thought you already had your two front teeth
its a joke i want 2 magazines of playboy
hahaha funny
im not kidding

 

by bjiscool122
12-08-10
what!?! i thought i send that cd from netflix back! *picks up another letter*
omg i forgot to pay for nickys car
oh no they know im skiping the bills *lights turn off*
now lets see what am i going to eat oh yeah i don't have money!!!!!!!!
come on me think about your life it sucks
hey my DVD from disneys movies is back

 

you want to exsplain why your in there
sure im suicidal
by bjiscool122, 12-08-10

 

all that ass in those jeans
by bjiscool122, 12-10-10

 

by bjiscool122
12-21-10
Ha ha call of duty black ops is awesome and i know im suppose to be watching my younger, innocent, and clueless baby brother, but hey i am watching him every break i get from my game
goo goo gaa gaa
alright time for a break hey little guy want something to eat
gaaaa
what is gaaa speak english please i don't understand spanish
what a idiot

 

by bjiscool122
1-07-11
Stupid computer, i hate it when it goes slow
*beep* you got mail
I didn't even want a Computer for Christmas I
(please wait)
You know what I hate this computer i wish i can just throw it in the trash where it belongs
ok you know what I could take it before but know you just hurting my feelings man

 

by bjiscool122
1-13-11
Hey did you know that we don't have Class on Monday
Yep cause its Dr Martin luther King day
Why don't they make a Holiday called, National kids are the future day, We can get money and toys Hahahaha
You know what you would have to go through just to make that holiday official
Wow now that you metion it I'd rather just stick with My birthday
Have everybody forgotten about santa?

 

by bjiscool122
1-13-11
Ok are you ready!
no
What?!
I said no! you heard me I'm not going out There its a blood bath
Well Its now or never which one!
then I pick never I'll go to neverland In fact please take me there

 

by bjiscool122
1-13-11
Hello please Insert a dime
A Dime? what happen to a quarter
Please Insert a quarter
Hey are you just mocking me your a robot your a guy In a robot suit
Look here you little snot nose brat give me your money
Sure if i had some

 

ear we are
<_<
by bjiscool122, 1-16-11

 

by bjiscool122
5-06-11
Hi mom i miss you ever since i got here in the big city i've been more educated in the ways of a city sleeter and i owe it all to my friend that i live with, diablo i wish you could see me now. -Jon
(sending)
Now lets find a present for her on here oh this must be where diablo shop's he bookmarked it
Welcome to Adam and eve.com click here to get a free present
(clicks)
Congrats you have just got a blue dildo!

 

by bjiscool122
5-06-11
i sent my mom a present from a place called adam and eve.com
omg! what?!?!
i bought her a present from there i hope she like's it
OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What?!?!?
You have just bought your mom a dildo

 

by bjiscool122
5-07-11
Where you going
I'm going to see my mom
I thought she was dead?
She is im going to her grave
Wait you said the desinagrated her body and put it in the vase back at your home
Fine im going to Vegas

 

by bjiscool122
5-07-11
Watch out for THE BUILDING GET THE OLD LADY THAT'S EXTRA POINTS
YEA YEA I KNOW
DO YOU THINK we can go to jail for that
Hitting an old lady no, but hitting a dog yes
............ >:l
i stand corrected

 

by bjiscool122
5-07-11
In the mind of ricky
mom i wanna be a astronot
mom i wanna be a computer geek
Mom i want to be a guy who are into politics and always blame every thing on obama when clearly its not his but i don't care because im just a guy who's looking for a job in the ads
If you wanna be just like your dad then that's ok with me

 

by bjiscool122
5-07-11
.........
(please wait)
..............
(please wait)
Are you kidding me I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 10 HOURS
(please calm down)

 

by bjiscool122
5-09-11
Sooo chuck....chuckaronie the chuckster! How's My movie on politics and how people look at it in their own way?
Well First of all i had to put some changes in there i put some woman and man *Air quotes* wresling in there
oook
And i put some ^Air quotes^ toy's in there if you catch my drift
Omg you turned my movie into a porno!?
Porno is such a bad word i perfur Adult movie

 

They call it a slushy
hmmm I see (icy )
by bjiscool122, 5-20-11

 

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by bjiscool122
5-26-11

 

by bjiscool122
5-26-11
Do you have a problem with playboy
if you mean by do i have a PROBLEM WITH THEM THEM BEING SO HOT AND I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH THEM then yes i do have a problem
so do you hate them? and if you had the chance to fuck them would you?
hate them no do i wanna screw them yes. and also i would take pictures of all of them and put it on my on site
that would be porn
no that would awesome

 

by bjiscool122
9-05-11
Do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man?
the muffin man
Do i know the muffin man?
yes
That lives on Drury Lane?

 

by bjiscool122
9-05-11
First day on the job...
Sorry I'm so sorry I'm late for the meeting
Its ok just don't be late next time
Second day on the job...
Sir i am sooo sorry about your son
its ok you didn't mean to run him over with your four wheel drive, Question please.......where did you get a four wheel drive from you work at a office
Pink slip day
Sir i am so sorry about hooker last night i was drunk i didn't know she was in front of my machine gun when i was trying to shoot batman
........get the F**k out of here

 

by bjiscool122
9-05-11
So let me get this right you are in charge of the anti political movie, right ?
that's correct Mr. lee
Ok so what's with you being so friendly with Mr bush
Look in all respect i do not like people like you the people who are against the replublicians
Just cause i don't like your tea party's doesn't mean you can hate me, and also why di you make the movie ??
Because i ahd nothing else to do

 

by bjiscool122
9-07-11
in heaven
look hereyou have to start eating right im tired of you keep having these near death things its getting on my nerve everytime you come here you eat food and watch my hellllllooooo??
Huh what oh yea i'll eat more......*num num num num *
in heaven
.................
*eats*
in heaven
Go to hell
Is there deviled eggs down there?

 

HEY GUYS ITS BJ AND I WANNA SAY i'M BACK!! AND SICKO SEASON 3 IS HERE!! AND I HAVE A YOUTUBE ITS GONNA be CALLED BEMO122 SO SUBSCRIBE
what the F**k are you screaming at <_<
by bjiscool122, 5-29-12

 

by bjiscool122
5-29-12
welcome to I'm a loser and i wanna date a hot chick online but really its not even a hot chick its just a fat chick who has diabetes
lets see if i have any people who checked me out
Nobody wants to date you! congrats!
Congrats?? this site sucks I'm done with it
MZb!gT!T$122 has send you a message! ( hi there s3xy ;))
ok maybe i'll stay on for a while

 

by bjiscool122
6-10-12
you wanna see something cool?
WHAT THE FRAP? YOUR A TALKING COW I'M RICH HAHA!
yes I'm a talking cow can we keep this on the dl please
why?
because if i everyone knows I'm a talking cow i'll have to mooove get it get it?
Yeah thats not funny

 

by bjiscool122
8-13-12
you know i saw your mom last night
and?...
i saw her naked when she came out the shower but it wasn't on purpose i was trying to get some lotion so i can masterbate
Ok First of all that was a little to much info dude. Second i really don't give a shit that much, and third how can you masterbate if your a ghost ?
i don't know all i know is that i can masterbate and I'm not gonna question it
good point

 

by bjiscool122
10-15-12
Afternoon, I'm Bob Waters, this is Sharla Evans and welcome to the CNN report
Breaking news! toy stores are recalling the new toy that is said to be inspired by the youtuber that goes by the name of "UberHaxorNova"
That's right and the reason is because its teaching a lot of kids to smash keyboards and scream like a banshee
Haha i wouldn't my kids to do that Bob!
well i guess you gotta break the rules sometime huh?
NO!!!!!!!!! YOU BROKE THE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOT DAMMIIIIIIIT

 

by bjiscool122
11-20-12
Hi are you Martha?
No I'm Martha
That's what i said
I was being sarcastic
How the hell was i suppose to know Martha was your name??
Well you could've asked me.....

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-12
Hello human my master would be pleased if i interacted with you and say the following "Hey baby you must ticket because you so fiiiine. wait was that right yeah it was now go tell her everything
What the fuck
Please , Bestow feedback upon that ever so ignorant statement or "pick-up line" if you will
Tell him to get a robot to finish the JOB if you see where I'm getting at
Later
.....And that's what the female replied
Hmmmi know exactly what she means......give me that lotion over there

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-12
Hello human my master would be pleased if i interacted with you and say the following "Hey baby you must ticket because you so fiiiine. wait was that right yeah it was now go tell her everything
What the fuck
Please , Bestow feedback upon that ever so ignorant statement or "pick-up line" if you will
Tell him to get a robot to finish the JOB if you see where I'm getting at
Later
.....And that's what the female replied
Hmmmi know exactly what she means......give me that lotion over there

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-12
So this dude walks in looking like clark gable HAHA! CLARK GABLE!
why is that funny
because he's like from the 1930's or some shit who dresses like that? and he had the mustache AND the hair! what a dipwad
I disagree i don't think its a cool way to dress give the guy a break
you were that guy wasn't you?
.........yes

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-12
Home
Welcome back to republican idiots! BAK BAAKB BAKBAKK? BAKBAKBAKa
*changes channel*
Tune in for tonight's episode of chicken fucking where i Fuck it. Kill it. then Cook it
What the fuck? *changes channel*
GIRLS GONE WILD IN TE MORNING *BOOBS* OH SHIT YO HER TITTIES ARE BIGGA DEN A MOTHA FUCKA
Man..... her titties are bigger then a motha fucka

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-12
Home
Welcome back to republican idiots! BAK BAAKB BAKBAKK? BAKBAKBAKa
*changes channel*
Tune in for tonight's episode of chicken fucking where i Fuck it. Kill it. then Cook it
What the fuck? *changes channel*
GIRLS GONE WILD IN TE MORNING *BOOBS* OH SHIT YO HER TITTIES ARE BIGGA DEN A MOTHA FUCKA
Man..... her titties are bigger then a motha fucka

 

by bjiscool122
12-06-12
In the desert
Aren't you the paperclip from my computer
Yep! need help with a document?
Somehow in the city but they can see the guy in the desert with the paper clip
That guy is crazy as hell.... in fact he's so crazy I'm seeing the paperclip too
Yeah me too what the hell?
It was really just a story
And that's how i got a erection for 72 hours
Where is this going sweet tart

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-12
Afternoon, I'm Bob Waters, this is Sharla Evans and welcome to the CNN report
Today a man speaks out about human trafficking since he was a victim himself. We reporters waiting to ask questions and hear what he has to say lets go to them.
...............Hi.......as you know I am a former sex slave or butt slave if you will......and as a butt slave may i say that it is the worst feeling not only physically but mentally ....
Haha he said butt slave
*snicker* *snicker* he said butt slave sounds like you sharla haha!
If you want to talk about sexual relationships fine. How's your pee wee after that hooker burnt you

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-12
Hey martha, i need to talk to you
what is it?
You didn't hear anything that went on last night did you? i mean stuff like "OH HONEY BOO BOO YOU SO CRAY CRAY"
I heard a lot of things last night
I give you fifty bucks if you forget everything
make it a hundred and i'll pretend i didn't hear you saying "PUNISH ME YOU LATIN BEAUTY"

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-12
Ok time to see the comments on my youtube video. " this vdieO SUKZ BUEALS FEGGAT YOZ B3 FYUKIN DEUM A$$ SH!ET" what the hell did i do to him??
Ok... next one "dude justin bieber is so GAY HE LOOKS LIKE YOU LMAO LOL TTYL LY BB" why are they so critical?
Hope the next one isn't mean "Hi.... I am a new gamer i hate that i am spaming but if i hate spaming why am i doing this? anyway i just posted 3 vidz check me out" flagged for spam dumb asshole
HONEY ARE YOU ON PORN?? WELL IF YOU ARE I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'M SO IRRESPONSIBLE TO KNOW THAT THERE ARE PEDOPHILES/ PRIESTS WAITING TO MOLEST YOU. ANYWAYS COME EAT YOUR HONEYBUNS AND DORITOS

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-12
Hello little matthew your mother tell's me you have a demon in you
I DON'T HAVE A DEMON YOU DUMB BALD PIECE OF HORSE DONG
Hmm come to my office for a private chat huh?
WHATEVER YOU BLAD ASS MAN WHORE
At jesuses christmas party
So that's why i didn't invite him to my party but hey you're pretty cool oh wait I'm getting a phone call *answers* GABE! what? hey death an old man got kicked in the balls by a boy and died..help?
child molester again? if i get anymore of these guys its going to be a reunion

 

by bjiscool122
12-07-12
I always thought you were kinda like the devil or something don't you work for him?
No i just come to get their souls
What's under the robe?
MY body and a couple of snakes and maggets
Can you kill chuck norris
I'm not jesus, jesus

 

by bjiscool122
4-22-13
The devil...what the hell are you here for.
Look one of your fucking angels got loose and came to my realm.
So...
So???So??? I know I'm the Devil but at least I know enough is enough. One of your damn angels is fucking drinking my good wine and throwing up on my new batik blankets
What? No way man Gabe is upstairs playing boggle with Heath Ledger
Really? Hm... might just be one of those dead hookers dressed up like an angel.

 

by bjiscool122
10-31-13
You what I noticed?
what? the background is always white?
No
How is my skin this pale?
No, bjiscool122 has been gone for a good while
Well he's back and that's all that matters.

 

by bjiscool122
10-31-13
Somewhere in sickoville
and so I says to him "get the fuck away from that hooker or I'll shove that 2 x 4 up your ass and make you sing showtunes until you sound like Justin Bieber"
Wow, you really showed him.
An hour later...
So she looks at me and says "I'll blow your whistle, but I'm not gonna let your johnny boy in my house" than I say "WELL HE DIDN'T ASK BITCH"
Wow, you really showed her.
another hour later
So I tell him "DEXTER WAS THE BEST SEASON FINALE OF ALL SHOWS" and his dumbass is like "Breaking Bad was actually better...BITCH"
Wow, he really showed you.

 

by bjiscool122
10-31-13
Abdu I want to go to the next relationship
Me too! I'm glad you see it my way.
Cool then...sooo....can I have 200 bucks
Look if you want to shop just say so.
You got the cheap weed right? well I'll take a pound of the Grand Theft Auto special and another pound of H2OH MY GOD
I'll throw in an extra pound of gold digging bitch

 

by bjiscool122
6-05-20
MoonOverEasy is awesome on twitch!
True!

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