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by bloodysteak
7-16-03
*I* am on the left! And *you* are on the right!!!
ACK! Oh no! This is not good!
But now *I* am on the left! And *you* are on the right!!!
But you are *facing* left!!! This is good! For me!!!
It is a dark day for me.
On the left, the loser. The winner is right!!!

 

by bloodysteak
7-16-03
A lot of people will tell you it's wrong to eat chicken.
A lot of people will also tell you it's wrong to run away from your problems.
I, myself, have never done either.
buck-aw

 

by bloodysteak
7-16-03
Pull my finger.
Help.

 

by bloodysteak
7-30-03
Will this perilous march never be over?
We must reach the fort before sunset, though our legs fall off trying.
Throu' rain, throu' sleet, throu' bombardiers' blaze, the March of the Beat must endure.
Thou' day is hot and muscles are shot, beret is tattered and torn.
Wait ... I just noticed that you are a fish.
SUCKER!!!

 

by bloodysteak
7-31-03
ARRR ... BOOTY!
(Her balloon should be higher, but StripCreator doesn't allow for that.)
Nothing, ma'am.
What did you say, officer?
(It's a cool idea, but they should have done it in Flash. More possibilities. Man, this narration really ruins the effect of the strip. Gives me an idea, though.)
WIMMIN -- WHO NEEDS 'EM?

 

by bloodysteak
7-31-03
Ah, yes, the Staring scene. I thought Maura was really great in this, playing two roles, the Staring Girl and the Other Staring Girl.
STARE
STARE
I remember really wanting, no, NEEDING to do this scene in a Robofactory. The studio didn't think it would go over well, but I simply had to put my foot down on this issue. No Robofactory, no Staring.
WHY?
STARE
Of course, as you can see, my stance was vindicated -- this scene simply would not have worked anywhere else.
I'm going to take my breasts elsewhere.
STARE?

 

by bloodysteak
7-31-03
I'm so dumb. THIS is how I should have done it.
ARRR ... BOOTY!!
What did you say, officer?
Nothing.
Hmmm, why is it still not funny?
WIMMIN ... WHO NEEDS 'EM?!

 

by bloodysteak
7-31-03
Don't look at me ... I'm hideous.
But ... I love you.
The Future feels weird.
Whoops ... I ... ha.... I dressed for The Past. I thought ... ooooh man.... You are SO dead.
Can I take your order?
Yes. I will have another me.

 

by bloodysteak
7-31-03
I don't care if you're upset about stuff, man! That's no excuse for transporting an Earthling to The Moon!
Look, I acknowledge it was a poor decision, but it's over and you're just going to have to deal with it.
Well, this REALLY bites, dude! Where'm I gonna find a job on the MOON?
I have other matters to attend to....
Man, what a ... well saaaaaay I didn't know The Moon had sexy chicks!!!
ACTUALLY I'M NOT SEXY.

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