All comics by bobthejanitr

 

by bobthejanitr
1-12-07
OH NO Scoob, like the cartoonist reaper has struck again ! ! !
STRANGER IN(TO) THE NIGHT . . .
Iwao Takamoto
4/29/25--1/8/07
Roh No. . . . Shaggy, Roh No ! ! !
scooooobeeee . . . doobeedoo . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-12-07
WE INTERRUPT THIS STRIP . . .
THIS IS IT AMERICA ! ! ! . . .
SEND YOU SONS AND DAUGHTERS DOWN ! ! ! NOW ! !
THE BOTTOM LINE AT YOUR LOCAL WAR-MORE GALORE STORE . . .
. . . IS THE BOTTOM LINE THIS MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY ! GUARANTEED IN BLACK AND WHITE ! ! !
. . . i have a nightmare . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-12-07
Would this be a pile of laying shit . . .
. . . or a pile of lying shit . . .?
Perhaps, setting shite . . .?
uh oh . . . . . . . i feel the stirrings of divine . . . intervention . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-12-07
Perhaps, setting shite . . .
. . . perhaps . . .
. . . I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.

 

by bobthejanitr
1-12-07
AS THE WORLD BURNS . . .
I'm proud to be here today. . . to pay great re-spect to a great and noble man.
I'd, uh, like to wish all of the, uh, the . . . African-Americans a happy Martin Luther King Day. Hey, you deserve it . . .
. . . your ancestors they . . . you know, worked HARD for it.

 

by bobthejanitr
1-12-07
ON THIS DAY OF REMEMBRANCE
And I'm the dreamer, . . . and I will dream what is best.
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god help us all . . .
AND THAT FROM AN ATHEIST ! ! !

 

by bobthejanitr
1-16-07
HAPPY LOREN EISELEY . . .
Ever since reading Loren Eiseley, . . .
. . . CENTENARY CELEBRATION ! ! !
. . . I've had this compelling urge to come ashore !

 

by bobthejanitr
1-17-07
knock, knock . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-17-07
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the thin line between fuck and fuck it
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by bobthejanitr
1-17-07
The Adventures of . . .
i'd just like to commend you on doing such a great job, mr bush.
Is this ewe??
. . . A Pile of Lying Shite . . .
And his side-kick Sycophantic Sheep !

 

by bobthejanitr
1-17-07
"we are insensate molecules, . . .
. . .assembled from the accidental code . . .
. . .engraved upon our genes."-----------------alan moore

 

by bobthejanitr
1-17-07
BOTTLE OF WINE ! ! BOWL O' WEED ! ! !
Bottle of wine . . . . . Bowl of weed.
. . . . . . . . . . good morning . . . . . . . . .
amen
b o t t l e . . . o f . . . . w i n e , . . . . . . . . . . b o w l o ' w e e d . . f o r b r e a k f a s t

 

by bobthejanitr
1-18-07
Captain, . . . tricorder readings reveal many dead, brutalized, raped, malnurished.
But SPOCK. . .
Captain, tricorder readings also indicate that thousands starved to death.
How?. . . . . . . Where were the authorities? WHO could sit by and . . . LET this happen? IT's . . . illogical ! SPOCK ?
savedarfur.org
"Whoever said the human species was logical, captain."

 

by bobthejanitr
1-19-07
BOTTLE OF WINE . . .
Breakfast ?
BREAKFAST ! ! !
BOWL OF WEED . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-19-07
bob the janitor's
puke
daily
piss
excrement
nightmare.
fetus

 

by bobthejanitr
1-19-07
bob the janitor's:
dreams
A DEPRESSIVE
hope
kindness
NIGHTMARE
america

 

by bobthejanitr
1-19-07
I just find this panel fascinating . . . ! ! !

 

by bobthejanitr
1-19-07
To the future !
TO . . .The FUTURE !
*clink*

 

by bobthejanitr
1-19-07
ALLEN, BIDEN, DODD, MCCAIN, GIULIANI, VILSACK, EDWARDS, OBAMA, RODHAM-CLINTON !
HEY MR GOATEE ! ! ! WHY IN THE WORLD ARE THESE POLITICIANS STARTING TO CAMPAIGN FOR THE 2008 WHITEHOUSE ALREADY ? ? ?
to take our minds off of the real work to be done. . .
savedarfur.org

 

by bobthejanitr
1-22-07
WALMART SHEEP
baaaaaaaaa i
bought cheap. . . we are walmart sheep.
Democrat-sheep......Republican-sheep
is this ewe?
perhaps this is ewe?
________HALIBURTON SHEEP________
america, the baaaaaaa-u-tiful.
look ! no wool over our lies.

 

by bobthejanitr
1-23-07
H E Y ! ! !
H E Y ? WHAT TOOK YA S'LONG ? I'VE BEEN WAITIN' MONTHS ! ! ! MONTHS ! ! ! MONTHS ! ! !FINALLY, . . .
. . . FINALLY A SPOT IN DIS STRIP ! ! ! ahhh . . .
FINALLY, ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I'M INK, . . . THEREFORE . . . . . . . I AM ! ! !
we needed a foreign correspondent to cover president pile tonight . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-24-07
January 23 2007, 9:09 W.S.T
The state of the nation is strong.
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A H H H H --HA HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H A HAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

by bobthejanitr
1-24-07
With the addition of new troops, we can rest assured, knowing the war on terr-ror is on course.
January 23, 2007, 9: 21 PM, W.S.T.

 

by bobthejanitr
1-24-07
January 23, 2007. 9:18 PM W.S.T.
I will reach out to both parties . . .
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H A H --AHHAH AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
RAH A HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

by bobthejanitr
1-24-07
January 23, 2007. 9:26 PM W.S.T.
We continue to MAKE progress in Iraq . . .
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IF THEY ARE THAT PROUD OF THEIR UNRELIABLE & OUTDATED MERCHANDISE, MR GOATEE, THEY WILL FIND THEMSELVES GOING THE WAY OF THE MODEL "T" !
one more for the road . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-24-07
January 23, 2007. 9:11 PM W.S.T.
Our economy keeps adjusting to these new challenges . . .And WE will not fail in Iraq !
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The fall of an empire never sounded so optimistic.
and haliburton would say, " so opportunistic . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-24-07
THE PILE SPEAKS
And now I'd like to address Darfur. The situation there stinks !
What ? . . .
What I'd say ?

 

by bobthejanitr
1-24-07
January 23, 2007. 9 something W.S.T.
And to combat global warming, I propose tax refunds for HARD working Americans who PURCHASE air conditioners.
Heh, . . . Now that one WAS a joke.

 

by bobthejanitr
1-25-07
K N O C K ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! K N O C K ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

 

by bobthejanitr
1-26-07
President Pile's NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND initiative is put into action.
AND don't worry if you're hit in a fire-fight, Florence Nightingale in a UH-60 Blackhawk chopper'll get ya. . . NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND, when you fight for our JUST nation ! ! !

 

by bobthejanitr
1-26-07
President Pile's NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND policy in action. . .
I REPEAT, NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND ! ! ! Your sacrifice to serve this blessed nation in Iraq will net your parents a generous TAX REFUND.
oh shit, we're in trouble

 

by bobthejanitr
1-26-07
The further adventures of President Pile's No Child Left Behind . . .
AND when you get BACK from serving in Iraq, you will EACH receive a voucher. This will be GOOD towards attending THE religious school of YOUR choice, until your 18th birthday !
darwin save us

 

by bobthejanitr
1-29-07
HEY MR GOATEE ! ! ! WHAT'S ON YOUR list OF WILDEST DREAMS TO COME TRUE ? ? ?
to be illushhtrated by shPatrick McDonnell . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-30-07
Curious and Curiouser News Net
Haliburton CEO David J. Lesar has announced the completion of his company's latest DoD--Iraq war contract . . .
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. . . this 15 car garage addition to president Pile's already vacuous realm ! ! !---Ewan Mee, CCNN reporting.

 

by bobthejanitr
1-31-07
BLAH, BLAH and then, *chortle-snort*, he says I look like Lindsay Lohan blah, blah ha-ha, tee hee *snort* ha ah ha ha . . .
Ya know I need to make an appointment at the hairdressers. Something a little more sexy!? Huh, whaddiya think? Huh, blahblahblah
. . . JESUS AT THE WATERCOOLER . . .
Blah, Blah, Blah and the PAIN I feel . . . Tell ya, blah, blah, blah, I'm TIRED of blah, blah, blah . . .I saw it on this tv show and . . .
Sheeeet ! ! ! This place is blah-blah and when blah-blah a raise blah sick of this blah . . . .
I keep tellin' ya, it's talent. Ya gotta have IT and SHOW it. Like ME! They reward ya with a HOT secretary. Ya see those blah, blah blah . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-31-07
ha ah . . . .
. . .
. . . JESUS AT THE WATERCOOLER . . .
? ? ?
excuse me, did any of you hear about Dar. . .
um . . .
ME, ME, ME, uh . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
1-31-07
. . . JESUS AT THE WATERCOOLER . . .
. . . fur. . .?

 

by bobthejanitr
2-01-07
H E Y ! ! ! ! ! ! ! HELLO ? ? ? ? Knock, Knock ? ? ?

 

by bobthejanitr
2-02-07
Well Finally, Winter in Wisconsin ! ! ! A Wonderful Thirty-Five Degees Below Zero with the Wind Chill ! ! ! And More On its Way ! ! !
and it only took 'til Feb. 2nd . . .
well, . . . it looks like a little longevity's in your near future, mr. snowmania americanum frontyardii .
Thank God ! ! ! ! ! I've been worried with this global climate change and all . . .
uh-oh
GLOBAL WHAT ? ?

 

by bobthejanitr
2-02-07
____g l o b a l ____
GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING ----reporting for ABC News.
See it on the tv, well it must be true--- Especially when no effort's made to confirm the words are true .
GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING -----reporting for CBS News.
___w a r m i n g___
GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING --- reporting NBC
warm globe ?

 

by bobthejanitr
2-02-07
GLOBAL WARMING from the weather you can trust--- the Weather Channel reporting.
The PURSUIT of TRUTH takes energy.
HOT DAMN ! ! ! ! ! ! It's thirty below zero ! ! ! Ahhhhh, Wisconsin Winter! BRING IT ON ! ! !
?
Global Warming ! ! ! REALLY ! . . . Katie Couric, reporting.

 

by bobthejanitr
2-03-07
For at least the last 20 years . . .
GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL WARMING ---reports CNN
Year In . . .
Global Warming, next on your local morning news.
Year Out . . .
global warming . . . nothing but liberal LIES. . . Good Americans will lose good jobs . . . . Good Night ! Bush Limbo, reporting.

 

by bobthejanitr
2-03-07
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Scientists report Global Warming concerns . . .
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"There’s a lot of differing opinions, on Global Warming, it’s best to have the full accounting, full understanding of what’s taking place."---------------------------W. --Oct. 11, 2000

 

by bobthejanitr
2-03-07
AND MORE ON GLOBAL WARMING. CNN reporting.
global warming, Global Warming Global Cli . . .
global . . .
cli . . .?
GLOBAL WHAT ? ?

 

by bobthejanitr
2-03-07
Global Warming ! Global . . . . . . . Global War . . . Global Cli . . .
? ? ? ___GLOBAL WHAT ? ? ? __ ? ? ?
O . K . ! ! ! ! G-L-O-B-A-L --C-L-I-M-A-T-E-C-H-A-N-G-E ! There I said it. GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE, There HAPPY ! ! ! GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE ! ! !

 

by bobthejanitr
2-04-07
OK, we've said it: Global . . . . . . Climate . . . Change ! ! !
We use Global Warming for the dramatic flare. The other is so long, not news bite-ish enough.
No Body's Fair and Balanced News
Besides you bunch of louts would just yawn and turn us off if we reported on Global Climate Change. Sounds too challenging . . .
. . .You'd have to think about that phrase. Global Warming on the other hand . . .
. . . And don't look at me that way. All the networks do it. We all think you have the attention span of a gnat. CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS and even . . .
. . . the liberal's own darling Public TV uses it. So it's not an accurate discription, SO WHAT ! This is Fox KRAP TV-3 after all !

 

by bobthejanitr
2-04-07
So Global Warming is not an accurate discription, SO WHAT ! This is Fox KRAP TV-3 after all !
HEY ! No Body, the game's about to start.
Well America don't get your undies all in a bundle. There's more important stuff to worry about on SuperBowl Sunday !
Hey America show us your Democracy . . .
. . . Vote for your favorite SuperBowl commercial ! ! !
wow . . . sounds like a neocon wet dream . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
2-05-07
Global Warming . . .
Scientists say . . .
Global Climate Change . . .
GLOBAL WHAT? . . .
Global HOOEY !Jobs LOST, . . . Liberal LIES ! . . .
Global liberal lies . .

 

by bobthejanitr
2-05-07
GLOBAL WARMING GLOBAL DOOM HURRICANE KATRINA, HEATING OCEANS . . .
THE DISASSOCIATION BEGINS . . .
SUPERSTORMS DESERTIFICATION RISING SEALEVELS MELTING ICECAPS but first let's hear what Simon has to say about the latest American Idle . . .

 

by bobthejanitr
2-05-07
President Pile scoffs at Kyoto Accords. United States Industry bemoans Kyoto. Republicans trounce Kyoto.
key uh-oh ?
____________________________________________________________ _______________THE DISASSOCIATION BUILDS________________
dr pill . . .
BLAH BLAH LOST Blah Blah Survivor Blahmerican Idol BEBOP Millionaire DOLLARS-STARS-YOU-DREAM-GREED you need dr pill REPEAT AFTER ME

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