All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
7-13-02
Britney Spears
DRINK COKE!
*whisper!*
Huh?
oops!....I mean DRINK PEPSI!

 

by boinky33
7-13-02
I'm so small!....I wish I had a big cock!
Jesus grants his wish!......
SHIT!
Hello.

 

by boinky33
7-14-02
I love fucking your tight,wet cunt!
I enjoy ramming my huge candy cane in there and just nail you until you turn pink and bloody!
Later that night,if you listened quietly enough,you could hear Jesus weep!

 

by boinky33
7-14-02
Dudley the Dragon.....
The friendly giant......
The elephant show......

 

by boinky33
7-28-02
Let's engage in sexual intercourse!
When hell freezes over!
Brrrrrrrrr!......Is it getting cold in here?

 

by boinky33
7-28-02
*UGHH!*

 

by boinky33
7-31-02
Want some pizza?
No.

 

by boinky33
7-31-02
......Then I shoved it up her cunt!
Go on........
That's it.....
Hmmm......I never heard that fairy tale before!

 

by boinky33
7-31-02
I sure could go for some pie right about now.

 

by boinky33
7-31-02
What did the nazi say to Hitler when it started to hail?
Hail, Hitler! .......... HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Never tell a Hitler joke to a jewish girl who has telepathic powers!
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
7-31-02
Wanna go bowling?
No! I want to drink your eye fluids!
Exit, stage left!
You're going RIGHT, idiot!

 

by boinky33
7-31-02
What seems to be the trouble, bite sized person?
A big kid stole my Furby!
Uh.....Um.....Hmmm?..........
This is the best I can do!........AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Woah! I was only joking!

 

by boinky33
8-03-02
My girlfriend broke up with me!
Don't threat, man! She wasn't that good to you!
Yeah, but she was the only girl I know that can play a hermonica with her pussy!

 

by boinky33
8-03-02
HI! I'm Stewie, your new cellmate!
"FIST" can be a verb!
JEEPERS!

 

by boinky33
8-03-02
Hi, lady!
Hi! Nice saddle, butt where's your horse?
I don't have a horse! I'm just into bondage!
TRANSFORM!

 

by boinky33
8-03-02
My shirt's grey!
My shirt's purple!
My hair's short!
My hair's long!
I'm a fucking bird!
I'm not!

 

by boinky33
8-03-02
Hey! I gotta response from my personal ad!
Hey, Clem! My name is Jessica! I have blonde hair, blue eyes and no gagging reflex!
*Sigh!*......She sounds double dreamy!
3 minutes earlier, in Tampa
SEND!!!!!!!!!!
Hugz and kisses-Jessica!

 

by boinky33
8-03-02
The sign says: WARNING!....Evil rapist goats beyond this point!
UH-OH!
I'm DexX!

 

by boinky33
8-03-02
LET'S SODOMIZE COWS!

 

by boinky33
8-04-02
Telephone! I order you to call pizza hut!........
TELEPHONE! DO NOT DISOBEY ME!!!!!! I AM YOUR MASTER! I PAID $11.95 FOR YOU, SO DO IT!!!!!!!
Stupid piece of fecal matter!!!!!!
Pizza Pizza! How may I help you?

 

by boinky33
8-04-02
HO!HO!HO! MERRY CHISTMAS!
God bless us, everyone!
God: 'Cept you!!!!!!!!!!
OH, GREAT! She's turned into ash! Now I cannot fuck her rancid corpse!

 

by boinky33
8-10-02
Toaster Oven!
YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMNED PENGUINS!

 

by boinky33
8-10-02
I'm going to immitate that show "jackass"!
One minute later!...............
Oh, good! You're early! Push up a chair! We are about to play "Don't wake daddy"!
What kind of mad house is this?????????

 

by boinky33
8-10-02
I would like to talk to you about Jesus.
Who's that? Some kind of mexican wrestler?
No?

 

by boinky33
8-10-02
Simon says: Hold you penis!
Keep holding it!
*FAP!* *FAP!* *FAP!* *FAP!*
What the dilly-o?

 

by boinky33
8-11-02
Will I ever experience true happiness?
Will I ever be able to enjoy the wonders of marriage?
I have to take a big poop!

 

by boinky33
8-11-02
Insert 25 cents for inlightnment!.......
*CLINK!*
My balls are itchy!........

 

by boinky33
8-16-02
Look how flexible I am!
You sure are!
I think you need a new tampon!

 

by boinky33
8-16-02
I'll race you to the sweet taste of "cheerios"!
Don't play these games with me, you cock tease!
BEND OVER!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!!......I'M YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
8-17-02
I love you!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
8-17-02
Peek-a-boo!
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... Don't scare me like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
8-17-02
I don't know, Sarah! We should not rush things!
Come on! I just want to see it!
Okay! I'll step back!...... PREPARE YOURSELF!!!!!!
ZIIIIPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
8-20-02
What's wrong, honey?
It's our relationship! I don't think it's going to work out?
No! I love you and I want to spend the rest of my days with you!
I'll stay with you if you stop killing innocent people and feasting on their brains under the moonlight!
Don't try to change me, baby!

 

by boinky33
8-23-02
EJACULATE!
UH!

 

by boinky33
8-23-02
What's behind me?
Oh....It's nothing....Hm?

 

by boinky33
8-23-02
I can't stop thinking about my dog's death!
Try to get the memory of your dog out of your head by hammering a nail in your brain!
Oh, great! I just lost my motor skills!
Who wants cheese cake?

 

by boinky33
8-23-02
Hey, Death! How was your trip to Vagas?
It was great, Satin........
Ha!...Oh, god!......I just said "Satin" not Satan!......
Oh....HE! HE!....Oh, man!
I'm so embarassed!.....HA!HA!HA!

 

by boinky33
8-23-02
Will it ever end?....
How much longer can they withstand the torture?.......
MMMMMMM......CAAAAKE!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
8-25-02
Oh, crap! I'm in hell!
NO! NOOO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up!

 

by boinky33
8-25-02
Where's my money, bitch?!?
UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, that just hurt........

 

by boinky33
8-25-02
Is your refridgerator running?
No.
Um....Hmmmm?Let's see....OH! There's a henway in your hair!
How would you know? You can't see me.
................... What are you wearing?
I gotta go now!

 

by boinky33
8-25-02
White people drive like this.... De! De! Doo!

 

by boinky33
8-25-02
Why, hey there, son. What did you do today?
I helped an old lady cross the street.
Just kidding, daddy. I burned down the children's hospital!

 

by boinky33
8-25-02
Close your mouth! GOD DAMN!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
8-25-02
Hey, cocksucker!
What, dick cock?
DICK COCK!?! DICK COCK!!??!!
Dick cock?

 

by boinky33
8-25-02
You are a big cigarette! You are about the size of a pole!
Yes'm!
That makes you a pole smoker!

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
We have special treat for you! A new character!
INTERDUCING...... Charlie the constapated goat!
UG!!!!!! I'm sooo constapated!

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
In the ending credits of movies, they say "No animals were harmed during the making of this movie". How do they know?
A cat could of been run over some where in Manitobia!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
Remember Cindy my goldfish?
Yes. She was delishious.
I miss Cindy.
I miss my nads!

 

by boinky33
8-30-02
This is the 100th comic! So try to act mature for 5 minutes!!!!!!
ANUS!!!!!!!!
How long was that?

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