All comics by bonesoft

 

by bonesoft
5-27-07
Headhunting for a correspondant to send abroad
Must find a good victim to send down to kick-start the project....hey there we have an unsuspecting idiot
Another farewell party I wonder if I also should look for a new job
This is still top secret but we're sending all of our code abroad nowadays. And we'll need a tech specialist to get the operation going
ME! Techspecialist! Abroad! Oboy oboy, I'll finally get to go on a business trip!! Flying business class, Gin Tonics the good life!!
In the spirit of saving money a Ford Pinto is as good as a flight ticket
Bye bye now drive carefully! Tell the people in Bozooria I said hi!
Are you sure you can drive all the way to Bozooria? This businesstravel sure isn't like I thought it would be!

 

by bonesoft
5-29-07
The codemonkey is allowed to take a friend/co-worker and a GPS along
Good think I could take you along Dinky! Would've hated to drive all the way alone. Nice of the boss to give us a GPS.
Are you sure this is a GPS, looks like an old PalmPilot with the text "You R Here" written on it!
I think that once we're down there we'll be treated as kings! Hope you have our position under control.
Hmmm the GPS still says we're here, so I'll quess we're right on track. This model must be really advanced works without batteries.
Group-pressure, false self confidence and A GPS might lead to disaster....
Are you sure this is a big interstate road? I just saw a desert squirell giving me the finger!
I'm sure, look you gotta be an idiot to get lost with a GPS. And honestly we're no idiots

 

by bonesoft
11-24-16
typical day in bonesoft QA
Yet another list of new issues and bugs
I better get going
Code robot has clear plan
I wonder how can we deliverer these
You have to nail them down with force

 

by bonesoft
3-04-24
Project creates epics
I have now created these project epics
Please let's us hand them over to product backlog
Epics are landing on product backlog
I wonder how I should werk with these epics.. which are unknown to my
Owner rules them all ?
I own those epics - you cannot touch them !

 

by bonesoft
3-04-24
Project creates epics
I have now created my project epics
Please let's us hand them over to product backlog
Epics are landing without warning on product backlog
I wonder how I should work with these epics.. which are unknown to us..
Owner rules them all ?
I own those epics, you should work on them, but no touching

 

by bonesoft
3-04-24
Projects creates epics
I have now created these project epics
Please let's us hand them over to product bakclog
Epics are handed over to Product backlog
Ok, so here's the deal. Let me walk thru what we have done (in epics)
Right, let's us work on this together
Collaboration and communication results on good stuff and happiness
So then we worked on these together and this is then what you got
Great ! And I can see that you have also updated jiras with right stuff

 

by bonesoft
3-04-24
Hi,here I am again your friendly CEO and configurer without backups
As the company grows we have decided we need another level of absurdity!
There for we decided to introduce People Obstacles. Or Procuct Owners as they're sometimes called.
I just wanted to open a saving account...

 

by bonesoft
3-04-24
P.O. is very important task. A P.O. need to understand a Procuct any product will do not necessary the one your're working with.
It also helps to be very forgetful or preferrably have a teflon brain. Knowledge equals pain and we dont' want that.
But right now I'm busy hatching up a new feature I'll forget in a day or two. Once that is done I'll see if I can open that savings account.

 

by bonesoft
3-05-24
Hi it's me your friendly CEO again. We're now planning a semi-OK summer party on a remote island for our subordinates.
Here to tell all about it is our somewhat competent HR representative
So travel here is by boat, or by plane the plane flies every third day unless it's not flying. I if you feel like joining please don't. If you do arrive again please don't.

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