All comics by bruised

 

Madness3 by bruised 10-01-03
Wow, so THAT'S what a penis looks like!	What do people see in these things? They're hideous.. Alright, chickenshit, here's the deal: I am a robot sent from the year 5003 B.M on a quest to save the past. I took you out of your time period to help me. Now, you and I must travel through time....	I bet if I close my eyes and pretend it's Hebrew National... Screw it. I'm gonna get Van Dam.

 

My poop is green. by bruised 12-13-03
My poop is brown. My poop is green.	My poop smells of flowers. My poop is green.	I eat green poop. My poop is green.

 

Mantra. by bruised 12-13-03
I am disembodied arm. My life is one of nothing, for I do not live. I wonder to wom this arm once belonged?	I once was very happy scratching the ass of Squalman, but now I do nothing. I sigh with despair. Hmm, maybe I'll make me some finger sandwiches while I think.	My poop is green.

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