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by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Well, they did say it was a "fixer upper".
Please hand me that board, over there.
Gonna get straight to work, eh?
No, I'm going to beat you with it until you are naught but a greasy stain in the sea of debris that is our new property.
You know.. maybe I can re-negotiate the APR on that loan, partner.
The only people who answered our "apartment for rent" ad were two guys who lived in the subway until they stopped mopping up the vomit at night.

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Can you get me to Maida Vale station, inspector?
Sure. Two past the roundabout, first left, Bob's your uncle.
Ta.
What the fuck just happened?

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
♫ ♫ Oh, no, not I, I will survive ♫ ♫

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Thanks for taking me to Mexico on the money you skimmed from the "Swim For The Cure" diabetes charity drive, Gabe.
No prob, little Timmy. Come on let's hit the main drag!
Sorry, Mr. Gabe.. I can't.. see too good. Need... my... insulin.
*sigh*
Insulin, schminsulin. Don't be such a puss! Come on, the burro show is starting! I'll buy you some Ho Hos and a Coke!

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Who are you, then?
I am the Godess of the Comic Strip. I bring joy to comic readers, everywhere!
Ah! So you're here to help get me out of this creative slump?
Not exactly...

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Is mommy gonna let you move back in, daddy?
Probably not for a while, honey. No.
Can we put the television back in the house, then?
Honey, television is bad for your delicate, little psyche, anyhoo.
More so than watching my squirrel bait parents run power games on each other that would make Hermann Goering blush?
See? That's what I'm talking about, there! You probably learned that from watching too much TeeVee!

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Ummm.. how about a "rusty nail"?
Thanks!
I don't see how this is any less dangerous than marijuana, frankly.

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Wait a minute.. this has GOT to be a typo!
Don't be an idiot, dear! Just follow the instructions for once!
This had better be one fucking Jim Dandy tricycle!

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Captain, the alien form seems to be.. what you have, I believe, referred to as a "doggie".
"Donkey"
No, I am certain that my tricorder is correct.
"Donkey"
This particular doggie seems to make me wish to use one of those "colourful metaphors" of which you spoke, captain.
"D-O-N-K-E-Y"

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
You will give me rice cakes, for my brother! Hnnnh!
Hnnnh!
Are we really getting paid enough for this?
Hwah ah!
No.

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
So.. we both fudged a litttle on our Match.com profiles. You wanna get a beer, or what?

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
I see you got the "Freezer Initiation" hazing.
They pulled that shit on me when I worked here, too.
Hey, Ahab! You can get my burger any time, now.
mrrrrphmmmnuh!

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Please tell me this thing doesn't run on batteries.

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Can I .. HOLY FUCK! What are you supposed to be?
Relax, yo. You've been drinking, again. I'm the delivery chick from the Chinese joint!
Jesus, that's it... I'm on the wagon.
That's one large beef fried rice, one moo goo gai pan.. Sixteen bucks, yo.
GAH! NOW what??
*Sigh* Just toss a twenty on the lawn, ok?

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
You're old enough to be my dad.
What does AGE mean, when there's love in the air?
Well, yeah... Only you just want to cop my goodies.
Actually, I also want to con you into buying dinner.

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Just sit tight and try and stretch out the closing number a bit. I'll get the stage lights!
And.. so.. um.. thanks again for coming and.. we.. uh.. I already said... um.. well, goodnight folks!
There.. Now, was that so bad?
You're IATSE, aren't you?

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Shit...

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Lisa! Could you at least WRAP this goddamned thing?

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Delivering the mail for Ms. McGillicutty, Are we?
Must.. focus. Must... not listen...
Dear Ms. McGillicutty.. With her nasty little dog that chews on your leg.. and her $1.00 tips, every Christmas.
Gnngnrnrnnn!
We HATE Ms. McGillicutty, don't we?
Die, Ms. McGillicutty, you ratbag! DIE!

 

by bunnerabb
11-19-05
Poor stray doggie. We're going to give you a nice shot, doggie. Then you can sleep in my car and go for a nice ride!
There's a good doggie. Don't worry.. It's a nice doggie traquilizer!
It's about time! I've been waiting here for hours! I hope this is cut with Valium, like the last time.

 

by bunnerabb
11-21-05
So... what? Chocloate eggs?
This is definitely not as cool as visiting Santa at the mall

 

by bunnerabb
11-21-05
Just sign here.

 

by bunnerabb
11-21-05
What do you mean; "That's not my cat"?

 

by bunnerabb
11-21-05
It's just a wee bit o` turbulance, ye bunch of girl's blouses!

 

by bunnerabb
11-21-05
Don't worry, babe. I got sprung an' I'll get ya out, too!
Welllllll, good.

 

by bunnerabb
11-22-05
Uncle Jimbo's Tattoos and Piercing
Do you have anything... like, really different? I want my tattoo to be a very distinct and individual statement!
Absolutely! Our artists will work with you to create an intimate and attractive personal statement with body art!
Uncle Jimbo's Tattoos and Piercing
Something that says "Sure.. I'm hip and sexy, but.. I'm MY OWN WOMAN!" Something colourful would be nice.
Not a problem!
One "Slut Stripe" and warm up the red ink.

 

by bunnerabb
11-22-05
And now.. my assistant, Bobo, will remove three healthy, quite alive doves from the box that you just saw them disappear into!
Uh oh...
Bobo? Bobo.. the people are waiting!
I.. don't, um.. .think I can... um.. quite...
Ok! Now on to the next part of our exhibition! You are all getting verrrry sleepy.. you can't remember any doves... you can't remember.. ANYthing...

 

by bunnerabb
11-22-05
OK, George... Here's the deal. When the press starts pushing for actual answers, you simply pretend to slip and fall on the podium. The press conference is over and you get the world's sympathy
Ah dunno, Dick. Poppy said I wouldn't have to do anything that would make me look stupid.
Should you tell him or should I?

 

by bunnerabb
11-25-05
Now is the winter of our discontent!
I can't work like this.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by bunnerabb
11-25-05
We're all part of the dope show.
I'm sorry, Mr. Manson can't be arsed.
I'm such a star...
I'm sorry, Mr. Manson doesn't give a shit about your petty fandom.
I hate music...
I'm sorry, but Mr. Manson pays me major quan to piss on you from a great height.

 

by bunnerabb
11-26-05
I'm glad you could make it for Christmas, Bunner, but.. um.. I mean, when are you leaving?
It was all of the side dishes, Chicka.. they did me in.! If I move I'll essplode!
Ok.. that's understandable, but... try and leave by New Year's, OK?
No problem!
It might help if you stopped eating, you know.
Yeah.. sure! whatever!

 

by bunnerabb
11-28-05
Looks like you're trying to...
Trying to... um... to...
You're not the same guy that had this office last week, are you?

 

by bunnerabb
11-28-05
*pffffffft* You wanna hit this, again?
No, I think I'm good, Steve.

 

by bunnerabb
11-28-05
Don't worry, Lassie! Dad will find us! Blizzard or no blizzard. Good doggie!
"Donkey"
What's that, girl?
"Donkey"
You're really getting on my tits, Lassie, you know that?

 

by bunnerabb
11-29-05
WELCOME TO MCFOODLIES. PLEASE ENTER YOUR ORDER ON THE TOUCH SCREEN.
I just want a Big McMac, to go.
WELCOME TO MCFOODLIES. PLEASE ENTER YOUR ORDER ON THE TOUCH SCREEN.
*bip* *bip* *boop* *bip*
27 - (item 34) QUARTER FLOUNDER MEALS. PLEASE INSERT $107.70 USD INTO THE BILL ACCEPTER.
My mom is gonna kill me.

 

by bunnerabb
12-02-05
1 AM teh PWNZ0R J0o, FAGGHETZ!!11
HAH!
Hey, I'm serious, here! Come on!

 

by bunnerabb
12-02-05
Well, ONE of us has to be the volcano sacrifice!

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
Abe Vigoda, here, coming to you from the land of the dead. I'm not scheduled to be here, yet, but I missed Bernice.
And I am the ghost of all crappy animal acts, past.
It's pretty fucking boring, here in the afterlife, folks.
Millions of chickens are killed every day. Most of us end up as soup, never knowing the roar of the greasepaint!
Bernice couldn't be here! She sends her love.
*b' GAWK!*

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
You know, you could have just said "Fish sandwich and potato skins".

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
It does my heart good to see our team on top, this year, Father.
Yes, coach... strong young men at the top of their physical condition. Especially little Peter!
Boy, I'd like to fuck him!
Step off, footballl boy!

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
Years of research...
Millions in R&D...
Eureka! The super soaker force field works!

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
Tonight, we have a really big shoe! From Japanistan.. Tiny Asian Girls who dance in a box!
*giggle*
Hop to it, ladies! we're live!

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor.
Of course you are, sunshine!

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
Anybody else got a problem with the cordon bleu?

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
I made it to level Three!
You got any sandwiches?
I got the sword!
Does your dad still keep cookie dough in the fridge?
Look, if you insist on playing, too, ahma go woof down that cookie dough! This is boring!

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
Come on, fuckstick!
King me, biatch!
Hello?

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
This is our new water cooler! I like how it sounds!
*burBle*UrBle*UrBLe*.. Whoo!
Oh, yeah... I'm gonna be fired in a week.
I'm the CEO now! Whoo! I like Cheese!

 

by bunnerabb
12-13-05
*twitch*
Sir, it is at this time of the year that we try to set aside some provision for the poor...
I WAS IN NAM! NAM! DO YOU HEAR ME? WERE YOU IN NAM, YOU FUCK?
...
*twitch*
Look, Mr Di Niro, you got a buck on you, or what? Little Timmy needs a new pookie bear.

 

by bunnerabb
12-14-05
And, and... and Billy said HE was supposed to be Mr. Bacon in the Breakfast Pageant and.. and. .*snif* he hit me!
Well you're our Mr. Bacon, Johnny. So you go out there and get our school "Back Into Breakfast"!
Yeah! I can DO it! Thanks Mr. Connoly!
Gee.. In three more years my student loans will be paid off and I can buy a new car that Billy will probably steal.

 

by bunnerabb
12-14-05
Wait! Don't leave! I got the new GTA!
You can go first!
I swiped some cookie dough from that new kid's house!

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