All comics by catland

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by catland
1-29-08
There is only one way to find the true meaning of telepathy
Ip nocht vel norsh min alton
You gotta drink all the chemicals in your house
Vende Vende Vill Bar Itrus
Go ahead, kids and impressionables, it's fun and easy
Vorsavos

 

by catland
1-30-08
So I was being the bad fucking assnakkessss and milking cows like they were no tomorrow
been there done that
so I was eating a sandwich and a small shark fell in
you wouldn't be the first one
So I was talking to this asshole bee who kept making bee puns
I wasn't making bee puns

 

by catland
1-30-08
Damn it, i want to talk about The Office

 

by catland
1-30-08
Stay in school

 

by catland
1-30-08
Wow, a tyrannosaurus!
I can't let this chance slip by
Excuse me, are you going to the dance on Friday?
I have to wash my hair

 

by catland
1-31-08
"Mommy, there are worms in my skin"
"Don't be silly dear, of course there aren't"
It turns out there were worms

 

by catland
1-31-08
and that was how the movie should have been made
What
I said and that was how the movie should have been made
what
I said and that was how the movie should have been made
what

 

by catland
1-31-08
This is shit
utter garbage
it has more cliches than you've had hot dinners

 

nah, i'm just fuckin with ya
by catland, 1-31-08

 

by catland
1-31-08
mail for you
put it in my mailbox, pervert

 

by catland
2-01-08
Look I don't want no trouble
But If I see you with my daughter again...
My maggots already line her insides

 

by catland
2-01-08
How do you like out fair city, outlander?
Keep moving

 

by catland
2-02-08
What did the chicken say to the hungry man looking at him so longingly. so longing, almost beyond hunger and into the dark twisted realms of lust and wanton abandon.
give up?
it was a trick question, chickens can't talk

 

by catland
2-02-08
If I make eye contact, it's gonna offer to wash my windows or something
just don't look. Don't look anywhere
Excuse me sir, but please stop driving through the amusement park

 

by catland
2-02-08
Fell out of the house into the sea
How is that even possible
With dicklicking, all things are possible
wait, what?
Licking Dicks
Oh, that makes sense

 

by catland
2-04-08
Flasher!

 

by catland
2-07-08
so, like, where does this leave us
I mean, what else is there
Fallow is the ground upon which all beetles bring their grubs

 

by catland
2-07-08
internet
fusion
megamix

 

by catland
2-07-08
15 years
10 years
15 years

 

by catland
2-07-08
Am I in the wrong room?
That is so embarassing
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Where is the anal rape room?

 

by catland
2-07-08
hey there hot stuff
hey there hot stuff
hurrrr

 

by catland
3-01-08
Look, I don't care about any of that
I mean, I really care about you
So why won't you kick this habit?

 

by catland
3-07-08
You see the thing is
Don't go in that door!
Mike's got cancer
Look out behind you!
You're ruining the play
Th

 

by catland
3-07-08
Are you santa?
Yes

 

by catland
3-11-08
Are you santa?
Yes

 

by catland
3-12-08
Look, I feel just awful about this
I mean, I would have told you, if I thought it would help
But some days, I don't even know what's meant to be said
This is where the non sequitur is supposed to go, but fuck you, you're being punished

 

by catland
3-13-08
So, what like you're an astronaut?
Or is this some kind of compkicated setup for a bar bet.
I got it, it's so you can pick up women!
I have no immune system, if i come in contact with your air, I will die

 

by catland
3-27-08
if you're looking for a car
you don't have to look far
I've fucked bugs
I've fucked bugs

 

by catland
4-11-08
Maybe I am a fat piece of shit
But you can't laugh when you're dead
Eddie, have you gone crazy?

 

by catland
4-11-08
If I had remembered
I wouldn't have dismemebered
But I forgot

 

by catland
4-11-08
Knock Knock
Who's there
Fuck you in your face
Fuck you in your face who
Fuck you in your face Smith
I've been expecting you

 

by catland
4-24-08
this is awkward
Ok, so I meant to call

 

I watch you sleep, and use your towels
by catland, 4-28-08

 

by catland
5-03-08
I like to party with my peeps, cruise and creep playing three card monte on these crazy streets. Straight hustla, pull a scam in a minute; so low to the ground pick a pocket on a midget.
I like to party with my peeps, cruise and creep playing three card monte on these crazy streets. Straight hustla, pull a scam in a minute; so low to the ground pick a pocket on a midget.

 

by catland
5-04-08
If I say anything, he will get upset
but I really don't think that's company policy
You're Fired
Sir, I-

 

by catland
5-04-08
Class, this is Father Bishmodan.
He is going to be the special lecturer today.
On the subject of why catholic molestation jokes are completely unfunny, because you little shits over used them.
Bless you, my son

 

by catland
5-09-08
So how about this exhibit, folks?
The realism is really stunning

 

by catland
5-09-08
Well, I do say, mr... Wa is it?
Close enough
I do believe if we had used proper hindsight we could have avoided this mess.
You're an ass

 

by catland
5-19-08
toilets are fun
Gwarrrrrrrrrrrrggghghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

by catland
5-29-08
So, wait, do we worship this thing?
I mean, what do goats have to do with all of this?
I have square pupils
Yes, my Lord and Master

 

by catland
6-18-08
right
back
at
you
tiger
!

 

by catland
6-23-08
come to catland
where is catland
where is catland???!?!?!?

 

I am such an empty person
Even my twin hates me
by catland, 6-26-08

 

by catland
7-17-08
So, I recently saw that Wall-e movie
It was ok, but it was rather heavy handed with its message
Also, I was pretty annoyed with the robots talking

 

by catland
7-23-08
dogballs

 

by catland
8-10-08
You see, when a man and a woman
for repeated durations
The joke is that your face

 

by catland
8-17-08
And the lord spake:
I got the cat
good
Feed unto me, all the beasts of the land and the sea
So... do you want it?
Yeah, I'll take it
That I may consider myself worldly, and full
Ok...
Just throw it in the deep fryer with the others

 

s
fut
by catland, 10-09-08

 

by catland
10-09-08
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules, and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinkin of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

 

by catland
12-10-08
are you here to see-
yep
so when do you think-
don't talk to me

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