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by chazbc24
1-12-04
Chris hangs out with rappa
Damn, sonny! Dat baby got back of dah hizzle fo real, know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah!
Ugh, dat ho got some nappy ass weave, know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah!
Holy mutha fucka! Dat bizatch has crabs!
What the fuck is this cunt talking about?

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Honkey Donkey runs to Chet
CHET!
What is it, Honkey?
I was assaulted and battered in school today! They jumped me, and were trying to pull me into the bathroom! I was bleeding from the head!
...Do you think I'd get electrocuted if I had sex with the Nintendo 64?

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Punky tries to become a comic
What's the best part of fucking a young child?
Hearing the bones crack.
I dont get it.

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Wow. My snowman kicks ass!
It's getting kinda warm outside. I hope it doesn' melt.
Well. I didn't see that one comming

 

by chazbc24
1-12-04
Chet examines himself
Maybe It's not that small.
Later....
You wanna have sex... or something?
ok!
What the hell is that?
My penis?

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
So, tell me again, Satain. How did Jesus steal your T.V.?
He took it while I had my back turned.
But, he's nailed to a cross.
Well, he just ran in and grabed it.
Fuck you

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
I walked into the hotel with a handful of nails and asked, "Could you put me up for the night?"
.....
I thought it was funny yesterday.

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
Can I get a beer?
Sure you can!
You're speaking Japanese.
What do you mean?
SHOURYUKEN!
Ah, dragon punch, I see.

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
Hippie.
Yuppie.
Terrorist.
Racist.
Chicken.
Pussy.

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
Chet recieves a mysterious letter.....
What's this all about?
HAMMER TIME!
Later...
Now this is fun!

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
Looks like Chet is messing with science....
So, I'm you?
Either that, or I'm you.
You're not much help.
Speak for yourself.
Apparently I am.
Comsic

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
That is one big pile-O-shit!
Wasn't me.
Damn, that smells!
Holy shit!
That it is, that it is.

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
TRANSFORM!
That's the gay-est power ever.

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
Dudek and Chet in Dudek's room
Have you heard the new Slipknot CD?
hmmmm... No I haven't
You've got to hear this! It's so heavy!
Wow...this is great.
What the fuck!
Sorry, the music influenced me to jam this nail in my head.

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
A Divine Light fills the room as a host of seraphim burst into Heavenly song
What, are you trying to gay me up?

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
Dudek and Cullen are hanging out....
Sup, You wanna get drunk and then make smoothies?
Sure.
Shortly after....

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
Suddenly, in North Vietnam....
Super Blond?! What are you doing in Vietnam?!
I'm spreading my HIV's!
Holy Shat! I'm getting out of here!
I'm going to walk this way and put my semen stains in their fucking panties.....
Wanna bend over and put my harry, harry cock in your ass, and shoot chocolate goo?
mmmm.. Me like chocolate.

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
And so the Fellowship of 6 continues their trek through the Cave of no Return...
I really don't think this guy should be watching my back.
Fuck you! You think you're all-that just because your dexterity is so good. Y'know whats good?! Your mom.. naked.

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
These comics are so lame. I really hate how we just reuse our images.
You mean how we reuse images from other comic strips? Or how they just copy and paste our images over and over, in a desperate attempt to fill space?
both

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
I also hate the sad attempts at self-referential humor.
It's even worse when they reference their own referential humor.
It's like post-modern irony, but really dumb.
Good thing we don't do that.
Yep

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
What are you drinking, Cullen?
Smerinof. I'm going on the Atkins diet, and Smerinof has zero carbs.
Y'know what else has zero carbs?
No, what?
Heroin

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
Hello. My name is Richie King
Hi, I'm Chaz Bucha- I mean a masked stranger.
I can beat you up, cause I work at my daddy's farm.
Don't fuck with me.
Help, I can't breathe!
pffffft, not my problem.

 

by chazbc24
1-13-04
Richie is on a chat
Wow, these people are so cool, chatting with me! I better make up a lie to make my whitetrash life more glamorous. The Simple Life has given me a bad enough rep' as is.
ok number one i do have a football scolarship number two i do take calc and number three u guys r gay.....i have better things like homework, so bye
Richie, Dad wants us to "clean his pipes" again.
Awww man, be right there dad!

 

by chazbc24
1-14-04
Nutshell
ok
Well....
What?
Is it funny?
Kurt's a fuck-face.

 

by chazbc24
1-14-04
I'm so mad at you right now! I'm going to find a new best friend!
No. Wait, you're the only person left who can tolerate my nonsense.
Later....
If it ain't my new friend, Ravard!
Lets play Sratigo.

 

by chazbc24
1-19-04
Damn it! I just got a letter from the county-council. They're saying that they're going to make it illegal to kill squirls!
Oh?
After reading the letter more carfully.....
Damn it!
What?
They're going to make it illegal to drown them too!
Oh?

 

by chazbc24
1-19-04
I had Reese's for breakfest.
Wha-?
I had Reese's for breakfest.
Wait, you had candy for breakfest?
No, Reese's brand cereal.
Wow Dudek. Is this what you do to get attention? What, do you want a freakin' prize, or something?

 

by chazbc24
1-19-04
Oh God, Beast-Priest! Please don't die!
Hmmmm..... ok!
Wha-the Wha-?
I Lied! I'm not really dying of cancer. I just said that to get you in bed with me.
I can't believe I fell for that AGAIN!
Me niether.

 

by chazbc24
1-19-04
Oh shit. My penis isn't actually made of bone. Where did it go???
Did it fall in the sand?
Not this crap again...

 

by chazbc24
1-19-04
15 / f / Washington DC.
OMG! LOL! Me too! Let's meet Saturday at 8 outside the White House.
This is your Captain speaking. Our flight time today to Washington Dulles International should be 4 hours and 35 minutes.

 

by chazbc24
1-20-04
I can't believe you're dumping me for him.
He's got a steady career. Unlike some indie rock posers who shall remain nameless.
I wouldn't call a couple of breakfast cereal ads steady work.
You're just jealous.
Hey sweetie.
Let's go babe. I got the Viper parked in a loading zone.

 

by chazbc24
1-20-04
Please get you hand off of my ass!
Hey, sugar. *hic* Come on, give daddy some lovin'!
How about a little Kung-Fu instead?
Sure! I'll show you the most effective spot for your Kung-Fu Grip! *wink*
Hey, Glopdar-7. I think I got a live one here.
excellent...

 

by chazbc24
1-20-04
Are you tired of being a robot? And do you want to be a human?Then, just sell your computer brain to the devil and we will make it happen! Call 1-800-GOPHONICS
AHAHAHAH! It's me! Satan! I shall have your brain now.
OK?
AHAHAH! Dumb robot! I lied, I'm just going to use this to make the processer faster on my computer....OF EVIL!
Well, I can't believe this happend twice... today.

 

by chazbc24
1-20-04
So. I'm a lesbian.
Show us your jugs!
Bloody good. All this talk is compleat rubbish. It's parp.
Put on some clothes, bitch!
Hi, It's me Wyane Brady.
Go back to Africa!

 

by chazbc24
1-20-04
It's penut-butter jelly time! It's penut-butter jelly time! It's penut-butter jelly time! It's penut-butter jelly time!
Hold on, stranger.
Penut-butter jelly! Penut-butter jelly! Penut-butter jelly! Penut-butter jelly! Do the penut-butter jelly, penut-butter jelly, penut-butter jelly, with a baseball bat!
Please listen..
Now break it down and freeze! Now break it down and freeze! Now, where you at? Now, where you at? Now, there you go! Now, there you go!
This reminds me of how my dad used to treat me.

 

by chazbc24
1-20-04
Dudek hires Kangaroo Jack to kill Shannon...
OK, its a deal then?
Right-O. I'll kill your little girlfriend for $100.....Kriekey
Any last words before I blow your fucking brains out?...... Foster's
No, not really. I've pretty much lived a full life with my handsome boyfriend, Chris Dudek.
Sorry to break it to you, but your boyfriend hired me to fuck you up bitch!......Croc
Really?! That ass! Cool gun though.

 

by chazbc24
1-24-04
Wow, you gave me so much pot!
Aren't you forgeting somethin', Bitch?
Uh... Thank you.
That's right, always use please and thank you.

 

by chazbc24
1-27-04
Hi, it's me, Dudek
Dudek, you're Du-Dumb.
Hahahaha, that sould go in one of you're comics!
Shut up! You're so vien. you'd do anything to be noticed!
it's spelled "vain".
fuck you

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