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One is thinking and one is scheming. Can you tell which one wants to have sex with your mom?
by cock, 6-15-06

 

How fundamentalists think of San Francisco.
by cock, 6-15-06

 

Later regarded as a genius, Billy Dodson's early teachers criticized his work as being "too 8-bit."
by cock, 6-15-06

 

The most accurate comic portrayal of my childhood church.
Yeah! God rocks! OW!
by cock, 6-15-06

 

And lo! God created the earth!
by cock, 6-15-06

 

Brandon never believed in quantum physics until a rip in the space-time continuum changed his life forever.
by cock, 6-15-06

 

Hell if I know.
by cock, 6-15-06

 

♫ Goooooaaaat on the waaaaaateeeeeer! ♫
by cock, 6-15-06

 

And thus, the world ended in chaos.
I've never had human flesh before, but I'll try anything once.
by cock, 6-15-06

 

I should have given the presents to the monkeys.
You're just upset they confuse you with God.
by cock, 6-15-06

 

I appreciate the effort, but I'm still not ordering the quiche.
by cock, 7-30-06

 

Your first mistake was the lunchlady.
by cock, 7-30-06

 

Your shorts too.
by cock, 7-30-06

 

Election 2008
by cock, 7-30-06

 

Why the hell does this keep popping up under random?
by cock, 7-30-06

 

If I was any higher, this would be real.
by cock, 7-30-06

 

"We can take a cruise, Bob. It will be fun, Bob." You bitch.
by cock, 7-30-06

 

Sally learns that there are indeed monsters under the bed. And they hunger for schoolgirl flesh.
by cock, 7-30-06

 

What did you do, blow St. Peter?
Don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it
by cock, 7-30-06

 

ATTENTION NEIGHBORS! I know that shark week on the Discovery channel is exciting to you. However...
by cock, 7-30-06

 

Dracula vs Terminator
Hollywood makes me want to kill myself.
by cock, 8-26-06

 

When two cultural icons collide.
So...
I miss the 80's.
by cock, 8-26-06

 

Call 1-800-AMERICA. Operators are standing by.
by cock, 8-26-06

 

wtf?
by cock, 8-26-06

 

Dr. Baconman, Psychic P.I.
Stickman is in trouble! I can sense it!
by cock, 8-26-06

 

Little Known Fact #438 - Hippies are immune to vampires.
Damn.
by cock, 9-20-06

 

When shits collide...
Heh heh. I plopped a stinker in there, I did! Have at it, city boy!
Diarrhea...
by cock, 9-20-06

 

Failed Hong Kong movies.
by cock, 9-20-06

 

Larry! From 8th grade gym class!? Oh my god! It's been ages!
Jesus, Jake. You look like shit.
by cock, 9-20-06

 

Too easy...
You said 'rare,' right?
by cock, 9-20-06

 

'Five dollars.' Eff eye ee, dee oh el el ay. 'Five dollars.'
by cock, 9-20-06

 

"Mr. Bonzo? I'm calling from FUK Enterprises and we're trying to collect a debt..."
There's no one here by that name.
by cock, 9-20-06

 

'Last man' you say? I dunno, I'm engaged.
by cock, 9-20-06

 

Ladies and gentlemen. Please put your hands together for Tainted Spinach!
by cock, 9-20-06

 

Bacon Claus never caught on outside Wisconsin.
by cock, 9-20-06

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