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by conman
3-11-06
WHO ARE YOU?
I AM AN EVIL DWARF!
THAT IS THE GIRL I RUTHLESSLY SLAUGHTERED LAST TUESDAY!
...SO, WHY AM I IN THIS PANEL...?
AND THAT IS MY NEXT VICTIM!

 

by conman
3-11-06
SO CONNOR RAN...
I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS PSYCHO BIN!!!
COME HERE SO I CAN @#$%^&* KILL YOU!
AND THEN...
GYUH! i was shhhhot...
HE WAS SAVED.
...
MY DARK DEED IS FINISHED.

 

by conman
3-11-06
WHO ARE YOU?
I AM MICHANION. I AM THE BROTHER OF ERINNEA.
WHO'S SHE?
THE MYSTERIOUS CAT-EARED WOMAN WHO'S BEEN FOLLOWING YOU AROUND SAYING SHE HAS TO SAVE YOU.
SHE AND I ARE JINGOLLIAN WARRIORS WHO HAVE BEEN SENT BY A MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR TO PROTECT YOU FROM HARM ON YOUR PERILOUS QUEST.
MANY HAVE BEEN STALKING YOU, AND MANY WE HAVE SLAUGHTERED TO DEFEND YOUR CAUSE. NOW COME WITH ME TO THE SHIP SO WE CAN REGISTER YOUR FRIENDS.

 

by conman
3-12-06
THE COMPUTER IS A GREAT THING FOR THESE POOR PEOPLE...* a lyre is a stringed instrument
NO! DON'T DO IT RODNEY! SHE'S IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER MAN!
YOUR EYES ARE GREENER THAN THE LEAVES OF A FLOURISHING TREE. YOUR HEART, MORE MELODIC THAN A LYRE*
AHHH... AREN'T THE WITTLE PUPPIES SO SWEET! WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY?
DIE REBEL SCUM!!!
NOW I JUST CLICK AND DRAG THE SKIRT OVER TO THE VIRTUAL MODEL...
AWWW COME ON GUYS. YOU'RE TAKING FOREVER!

 

by conman
3-12-06
ON THE SPACE STATION...
COOL! YOU MAKE ROBOTS HERE!
YES WE DO.
MEANWHILE ON EARTH...
WHO ARE YOU?
I'M SO GLAD I FINALLY FOUND YOU! I'M THE JINGOLLIAN WARRIOR ERINNEA!
AND IN... (well... you get the picture...)
CT. HULHU! WHERE ARE THOSE CHILDREN!
THEY SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW... I'VE SENT AT LEAST A HUNDRED THOUSAND MONSTERS AFTER THEM. IT'S NOT LIKE JINGOLLIAN WARRIORS SMOTE THEM ALL.

 

by conman
3-12-06
JUST COME THIS WAY AND, ugh
MICHONNIAN?
connor... GYUH! run...
NO! MICHONNIAN!
EARTH...
WHAT'S WRONG?
SOMETHINGS WITH MY BROTHER! WE'VE GOT TO GET ON THAT STATION. NOW!

 

by conman
3-12-06
HEY WAIT! HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?
MUST ESCAPE.
GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
HOW DO I GET OUT!
THE COMPUTER ROOM...
AAAAAAAAAA!
NOW COMMENCING SELF-DESTRUCT...

 

by conman
3-12-06
EXPLOSION...
*gulp*
BOOM CRACKLE BANG CRASH
FALL...
NOOOOO! AAAAAAA! I'M GOING TO DIE!
LANDING...
AM I DEAD?
OH! HI BRO.

 

by conman
3-12-06
NOW AS GABY WALKED THROUGH THE REMAINS OF THE DEAD STATION, SHE REALIZED SOMETHING...
ALL THIS SENSELESS VIOLENCE. HOW CAN TODAY'S YOUTH ENJOY IT?
I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THIS VIOLENCE-OBLIGATED WORLD!
TRANSRORMATION... COMPLETE.
I LIVE!
THAT MUST HAVE TAKEN A LOT OF COURAGE, BUT I RESPECT YOUR DECISION!
GABY IS VERY TEMPERMENTAL...
JERK!
I DIDN'T THINK I WAS INSULTING HER...

 

by conman
3-12-06
TIMMY, COME FORTH!
I'M HERE MASTER! I'M GONNA GET ME SOME CHIT'LINS!
NO! KILL THE CHILDREN!!!
ME NO WANNA!
CT.HULHU'S REVENGE...
@#$% YOU!@#$% YOU ALL TO ^&*@!!!
THE PAIN!

 

by conman
3-12-06
THAT IS PACE.
MAY I JOIN YOUR PARTY?
SURE! LET'S BE FRIENDS!
OKAY!
I HOPE I MEET MORE FRIENDS!
TAYLOR IS ANOTHER JINGOLLIAN WARRIOR!
I'M TAYLOR!
HI TAYLOR. I'M GABY!

 

by conman
3-13-06
HELLO I'M GABY
I'M CONNOR
I'M RYAN
AND TOGATHER WE DEFEAT THE EVIL BACON MAN
THEY SHALL NEVER BEAT ME FOR I AM THE EVIL BACON MAN
AND I AM HIS EVIL SIDEKICK

 

by conman
3-13-06
YOU KNOW THAT SIZZLE THING LAST COMIC?
YES
MY SISTER MADE IT UNDER MY ACCOUNT!
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO 'BOUT IT?
I'M GONNA MAKE A MINI-SERIES OUT OF IT.
EVERY OTHER COMIC I DO WILL BE BACON-MAN.

 

by conman
3-13-06
THE VICTIM...
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
HI THERE. I LIKE PONIES!
THE SUSPENSE...
PREPARE TO DIE!
DO YOU LIKE PONIES?
THE CONCLUSION...
DO YOU THINK THAT WAS PAINFUL ENOUGH?
YES INDEED.

 

by conman
3-14-06
DEAR READERS, SIZZLE HAS BEEN CANCELED.
ACTUALLY, MY SISTER JUST GOT HER OWN ACCOUNT.
IT'S CALLED... here it comes...
CountryGirl101!
SO READ SIZZLE ON CountryGirl101!
WHO PUT THIS IN HERE!!!

 

by conman
3-14-06
THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON...
ALL RIGHT. HERE'S THE DEAL. THERE ARE NO ADULTS. THER WAS A SPACE STATION FOR THE VENGEFUL CHILDREN.
BUT IT WAS ATTACKED. I, MICHONNIAN, HAVE STILL TO BE FOUND AMONG THE GRUP OF SRURVIVORS
MEANWHILE I HAVE BEEN MORE IMPATIENT WITH CT.HULHU.
I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND A MONSTER STRONG ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE CHILDREN.
NOW WE HAVE NEW FRIENDS WHO HAVE SURVIVED WHO WILL HELP US ON OUR NEW QUEST.
TO FIND JINGOL!

 

by conman
3-14-06
HEY. WHO'S THIS WEIRDO?
I WILL KILL YOU!
HEY. COME OVER HERE A SECOND.
YES?
OH...

 

by conman
3-14-06
LISTEN. I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU.
NYACK NYACK.
ALL RIGHT MAN. DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS.
NYACK NYACK.
IT HAD TO BE DONE.
death... hear my plea... don't make me suffer... any... longer... (silence)

 

by conman
3-16-06
SILENTLY, THE CLONE STANDS, WATCHING IT'S PREY... WAITING TO STRIKE...
HEY CARSON. WHAT'S UP?
SAYING NOTHING... EXCEPT...
HEY LOOK! WE'RE BEING ATTACKED!
YAY! SHE FINALLY LEFT ME ALONE!
AAAAAUGH!!!

 

by conman
3-16-06
IT'S DARK IN HERE.
THIS IS A SAD WAY TO GO.
DON'T TALK LIKE THAT RYAN!
I'M SCARED Y'ALL!
DON'T WORRY BABY, I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE!
MY, THAT WAS AWKWARD!

 

by conman
3-16-06
HEY HUNTER! LUCKILLY FOR ME, I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOUR FACE .
DON'T THINK I'LL MISS JUST BECAUSE IT'S DARK!
AW, GO EASY ON THE KID, HUNTER.
WHO ARE YOU KIDDING, ANDREW. WE ALL KNOW STUART'S WISE CRACKS WILL GET HIM SOMEDAY.
I WISH GABY WERE HERE TO STAND NEXT TO ME.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! GABY'S MY FRIEND!! AND I'LL KILL YOU FOR HER!!!

 

by conman
3-16-06
REMEMBER ME? I'M MAYA!
HMMM... A LIKELY NEXT TARGET.
OOOH IT'S DARK IN HERE! ISN'T IT NEHA?
@#$%^&*.
HEY! THE LIGHTS CAME ON!
@#$%^&*?

 

by conman
3-17-06
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
THIS HERE IS THE LAND OF SURVIVORS!
YOU MEAN... YOU ARE... THE LAST LIVING ADULTS?!?
YES INDEED SON.
TO BE CONTINUED...
WE'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU DEARIE.
WHA- ... IS THAT... MY... MOM!!!!!

 

by conman
3-17-06
MOM!?!
SON!?!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
AFTER WAKING UP ALL ALONE IN THE RESTURAUNT, I STUMBLED SICKLY THROUGH THE STREETS LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO STAY.
I THOUGHT THE PASTA KILLED YOU.
NO! IT TASTED GREAT.

 

by conman
3-17-06
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY MOM'S STILL ALIVE!
LUCKY.
BUT I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
GABY. THE ADULTS DIED FROM A DISEASE FROM THE AN EVIL SO STRONG IT WIPED OUT THE ENTIRE WORLD'S POPULATION OF ADULTS
THEN WHY ARE THESE ADULTS ALIVE?
THEY WERE IN A BUILDING WHEN THE DISEASE HIT. AL LOON AL THEY WEN OUTSIDE, THE DISEASE WAS GONE AND ALL THE VICTIMS CAUGHT FIRE AND BURNED.

 

by conman
3-17-06
BURNED?!?
YES. THE DISEASE WAS A VIRUS THAT BURNED THE HOST'S INSIDES THEN WORKED THERE WAY OUT.
THAT'S HORRIBLE! I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE WOULD BE THAT EVIL.
YOU'RE RIGHT...
MOM! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE!
I LOVE YOU SON!

 

by conman
3-17-06
AHHH... HAPPY ENDINGS AT LAST.
MY VICTIM IS NIGH!
JUST GOTTA SHOOT HIM GOOD!
OH NO! IT'S THAT @#$%^&* RABBIT AGAIN!
AAAAAUGH
IT'S A GOOD THING I HAD ME TRUSTY LIGHTER WITH ME!

 

by conman
3-18-06
I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE MOM.
WHY THANK YOU SON!
BUT I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHY DIDN'T YOU COME LOOKING FOR ME AND GABY?
WHEN I CAME HERE, THEY TOLD ME WHAT HAD HAPPENED WITH THE OTHER ADULTS. I WANTED TO COME BUT THEY WOULDN'T LET ME IN CASE I WOULD DIE.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN...
HMMM... I GUESS YOU'RE JUSTIFIED THEN (but something still doesn't fit).
yeah...

 

by conman
3-18-06
LA LA LAAAAA! SINGING, IN THE SHOWER!!
HMMM. CT. HULHU IS IN THE SHOWER AND SINGING HORRIBLY. I AM RIGHT HERE, ALONE AND UNPROTECTED.
I LOVE THE EARTH AND ALL THE BIRDS AND THE SUN IN THE SKY!
THE CLONE MACHINE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, AND IT IS IN AUTO-CLONE MODE.
WILL SHE GO FOR IT? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE...
LA LA LAAAAA! SINGING, IN THE SHOWER, AGAIN!!!
I COULD CLONE MYSELF, AND ESCAPE. I'LL LEAVE THE CLONE HERE SO HE WON'T BE SUSPICIOUS.

 

by conman
3-18-06
SHE DID.
WHY HELLO THERE PERFECTLY HARMLESS NON-CLONED CARSON.
WHAT IS PURPLE?
...
...
THIS BRINGS INTO QUESTION THE INTELLIGENCE OF CT.HULHU...
YEP! EVERYTHING'S TOTALLY NORMAL.
I LOVE YOU, YOU LITTLE GREEN MENACE.

 

by conman
3-18-06
ugh... AM I ALIVE?
YO YO YO. YAH WANNA BUY A CAH?
OOOOKAY... YO YO YO TO YOU TO MR. UHHH...
FINIZZLE MAN. FIN-IZZ-IL
MICHONNIAN PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A CAR IS ANYWAY...
WELL GOOD-BYE THEN MR. FINIZZLE.
SO... NO DEAL THEN, YO? ONLY $360,000 FOR YOUR FAVORITE 1950 MODEL. YO? YOOOOOOOOOO?

 

by conman
3-18-06
GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
I HOPE HE'S NOT FOLLOWING ME.
CRASH!!!!!!!!
AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE
OHHHHHHHH...

 

by conman
3-19-06
UHHH... HI THERE.
YEAH... IS THERE ANY REASON YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES?
MICHONNIAN SEEMS EMBARRASED. HEE HEE HEE...
EEEK!
uhhh...
... is this better...?
... yeah i guess so...

 

by conman
3-20-06
Y'KNOW THAT DINNER WE HAD LAST NIGHT?
YES.
I PUT SOME NICE CHOCOLATES IN THE ICE CREAM!
IS THAT WHY THE FLAVOR WAS CHOCOLATE CHIP?
HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME SO!
*beep* *squark* AAAAUGH! *BEEP* *BOOP* *BOOP* *beee...p*

 

by conman
3-20-06
THE GREEN THING IS THE CLONE'S NATURAL MATERIAL. THE APPEARENCE OF THE CLONE IS DIGITILIZED ON THE MATERIAL.
WHAT!?! THAT WAS A CLONE!?!
NO! I'M A REAL BOY!
THEN THE REAL CARSON ESCAPED!
I'M A REAL BOY!
THE WORLD IS AT IT'S END... (with a hint of sarcasm...)
YOU'RE A GIRL, DANG IT!
ooohhh...

 

by conman
3-20-06
SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
I AM MICHO- WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!
NOT ENOUGH IMAGES TO SHOW FEAR...
AAAAAAAAAUUUGH!
AAAAAUGH!
THERE'S A FIRE IN THE VALLEY! WE'VE GOT TO ESCAPE!
LET'S GO!

 

by conman
3-20-06
AAAHHH... THE NICE SCOTTISH ALE!
NAW MON! ENJOY TH' HAWAIN TREAT. IT WARMS THE SOUL! MON!
DAAAA! NA NA NA NAAAAA!
NOT IN FRONT OF THE BABY!
THEY'VE NEVER READ THE BIBLE!
BEER ALWAYS GIVES THE ANSWERS TO LIFE!
YAAA MAN!

 

by conman
3-21-06
LIFE IS POINTLESS HERE. NO MORE ACTION, NO MORE ADVENTURE, JUST PLAIN OLD... PLAIN.
SO... I HERE YOU WANT EXCITEMENT EHH?
YES.
WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY PLACE. WE'LL HAVE A TALK ON ACTION AND AVENTURE.
JUST A SECOND. I NEED TO CHECK MY E-MAILS.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE @#$%^&& KIDDING ME!

 

by conman
3-21-06
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
ARE DONE YET? YES? GOOD.
THIS IS TOTALLY RANDOM...
WOW?!? THIS SURE IS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT THEY TAUGHT ME IN SCHOOL.
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! JERKS!
SO, WHERE'S THE EXCITEMENT?
I WAS JUST GETTING TO THAT. NOW, STUART, OLD BUDDY, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SELL YOUR SOUL TO ME FOR A MOTO-CROSS TICKET?

 

by conman
3-21-06
A MOTO-CROSS TICKET!?! OH BOY! YOU BET!
EXCELENT! NOW, JUST SIGN ON THE DOTTED LINE.
LATER...
OH BOY! A BIKE'S COMIN' STRAIGHT AT ME!
ERRRRR
EVEN LATER...
NURSE, THAT PATIENT HAD NO PULSE!
IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE DOESN'T HAVE A SOUL...

 

by conman
3-22-06
HEY MAN, WHAT'S THE DEAL? YOU GOT ME KILLED!
NO DIP! YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO ME, AND NOW YOU WILL BURN, FOREVER!!!
LOL! LIKE I WOULD EVER BURN IN THIS DUMP.
I'M SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY.
POOF
SO... I'LL HAVE TO VAPORIZE YOU. OH, WHAT'S THAT? I ALL READY DID? WELL NOW, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERYDAY.

 

by conman
3-22-06
I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A SCARY MINI-SERIES OF THE KID'S. HERE WE GO! ONE DAY...
OOOOOoooOOO!
THAT'S WEIRD. I THOUGHT I HEARD A VOICE...
RISE, MY MINIONS. WREAK THE HAVOC THAT HAS IMPRISONED YOU.
yes masterrr.
"RISE! RISE!"
AAARRRGH!
ERRRGGHHH.

 

by conman
3-22-06
IN THE STREETS...
HHMMM... THERE'S A STRANGE VIBE COMING FROM THE GRAVEYARD.
YOU SPIRITUAL FOLK.
IN THE VALLEY...
HHMMM... I WONDER...
BOOOP!
THE CRIES WERE HEARD...
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT WAS WHAT HONEY?

 

by conman
3-23-06
OOOO!
UHHH... HI THERE.
OOOO! BURN BABY, BURN!
AAAUUUGH!
OOOO!
OUCH.

 

by conman
3-23-06
THE MYSTERIOUS EVIL KILLED MANY PEOPLE...
WAAUGH!
OH!
GRAGH!
WE BUGS ARE IMUNE TO GHOSTS!
TO BE CONTINUED...
GRAAAUGH!
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME BEER!

 

by conman
3-23-06
DON'T WORRY MOM. I'LL KEEP YOU SAFE!
YOUR SO BRAVE SON! JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.
OH NO! SOMEONE'S HERE!
TO BE CONTINUED...
BOO!
UHH... ARE YOU SURE YOUR THE GHOST WHO'S BEEN KILLING EVERYONE!

 

by conman
3-23-06
NO DIP!
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM?
WELL... YEAH.
COME ON! COME... ON...
I... AM...
YES... YES...
OKAY... MAYBE NEXT EPISODE THEN... TO BE CONTINUED...
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHO I AM?
WELL... YEAH.

 

by conman
3-23-06
WELL, THIS IS ME.
SO YOU... THE EVIL DWARF... IS THE... GHOST?
WELL, YEAH.
YOU KILLED MANY PEOPLE! INCLUDING STUART!
WELL... THAT WAS AWKWARD... TO BE CONTINUED...
NAH. I NEVER KILLED YER UGLY FRIEND.
OH... HE MUST HAVE SOLD HIS SOUL... AGAIN.

 

by conman
3-26-06
DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS?
YEAH, STUART DIED.
ISN'T THAT GREAT?!?
YEAH, STUART DIED.
CAN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE?
YEAH, STUART DIED.

 

by conman
3-26-06
WELL, I THINK SOMETHING HAPPENS HERE
YEAH. I THINK I KILL YOU OR SOMETHING NOW.
YEAH. I KNOW THE HERO KILLS THE VILLIAN IN SOME ACTION-PACKED BATTLE.
YEAH... I THINK I'LL JUST HIRE HUNTER TO SHOOT YOU OR SOMETHING.
UHHH... OKAY. SO HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH WE HATE CONNOR OR SOMETHING?
YEAH. MAYBE IN-

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