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by daft
12-09-05
O holy Christ, will i burn in hell?
O buggy
No realy I want to know
You will burn way before hell
Becose Im not killing any one on purpose.
in some smoking accident involving dafts flammable unpleasant vaginal fragrance products

 

by daft
12-18-05
In a channel no where no one wanted to go.
LALALALALALA IM NOT LISTENING ANY MORE LALALALA
wtf
Some one did not know.
Surexius: What did [g]bot just do?
[G]Risen: I removed every one from [g]bot I dont want you here any more.
But had to go..
Hey live long and relax mate. Ghost is a bg of Empire. Ghost has no leader.
Thats because I am Ghost, and i was not here last round. I was away on a mission. This is Ghost not Empire.

 

by daft
12-18-05
Here is the news. Daft has made a new cartoon. that goes about the war of powar in #ghost
OMFG
what do you mean?
well?
Nijn please go fast forward and start play at TODAYS news

 

by daft
12-21-05
After I saw other tick game toons
Heya SS server how are you?
who the fuck are you?
I knew
I am a ARM processor stable, small and power conservative.
Stable? that cant be right Im dreaming
I can drop my quality a bit
You shure?
Im shure, as shure as knowing that this is a lame cartoon.

 

by daft
12-21-05
some time ago in ssmail
i'm inviting you to join a brand new alliance which will be growing very fast and the sooner you apply the higher members role you can attain. hope to hear from you soon. freeforall
Im sorry that your below 15% of my score or i could send you my reply
some iritating alliance HC
Look at our score man. rank 10 we rock.
yea right. like that proofs some thing
join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us, join us,
only one left to do. /me runs to stripcreator.com

 

by daft
12-21-05
A other mav cartoon
AnD who are you. you look kinda n00by to me.
Im from the alliance 12 space monkeys
to bring back
No its is the 11 space monkeys and your not one of them
memories
Yep indeed. This brings back memories.

 

by daft
12-21-05
Your powering me down whyyyyyy?????
I got totaly pwned om going do some real live stuff
Cewl an elephant. lets slap him around with a large trout
Welcome back
shut up and login to starsphere

 

by daft
12-30-05
dfgfjgfj OF jgggfg rank 1427.
Moooooooooo
AND04 is having a party rank 1
almost 100Mil not bad not bad
TA Ta da Ta Da ta da *(Final Fantasy victory sound)
Nagdar OF Farribe rank 1319
Hello any one here? we still have 34 shards!

 

by daft
1-06-06
tick tick tick [giant battle] tick tick tick tick tick [giant battle] [giant battle] tick
Ok this was it. starsphere havo has ended
Pffffffff finaly some rest.
Now lets start the speed game
tick @#%@!# tick ##@@@#!#* tick
Hm Lots of stuff is broke I wonder how this happened

 

by daft
1-06-06
Some guys talk to me in irc
[SY] make one about me \o/
[Domon] me then :)
lucy for me rescue was near
* [WNA]Obron farts...
Sy has quit (daemon.uk.dark-storm.net senseless.de.dark-storm.net
* Domon has quit (Quit)

 

by daft
1-06-06
HI... im the "say no to computer addiction bunny" and... umm.. well... i see you haveing a problem
one sec.... oke you have 30 sec to talk
I see youre.... kinda addiced to computer eumm... stuff. Can you.. i mean are you willing to talk about it.
times up. im playing this SPEED game. so SPEED you talking to slo. SPEED SPEED SPEED
damn speed addics. taking over the computers........ I told the "say no to speed gorrila" but he would not lissen. o no not to the bunny.
NOOOOOOOO I'm being roided like hell

 

by daft
1-09-06
Build fast
And now. to our extreamly overpaid journalist on some doomed planet
die fast
and is there some thing you want to say?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Where All going to die.
Jhon? you still there? hello..
next "Good news" we are out our funding problems.

 

by daft
1-20-06
Oke guys, Round starts. Good round Stay strong together.
K Chunky, I hope my leet coding skills will be of any use.
According to my intel you did fine Daft.
Lets go to the CruxMobile
Can I sit in the back, them i can see when Mav is going to Zap me.
To late Sucker.

 

by daft
1-25-06
New round, New features new bugs
Add 1:7:6 to buddy list
[The wiced of Man] thanks for adding me to your buddy list how nice.
New ways to get around
Infact I need to add you to my buddylist to attack you. Your roids are mine. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
NOOOOOooooooo. not my roids.
and the same old Admin's
OOoww what a sweet loving guys that arnt in an alliance almost none is attacking. <3
Maby something is wrong. cba to check irc,i'll be flooded with pm's

 

by daft
1-28-06
A new Alliance
I'd like to announce the existance of the Crux alliance. We will remain within the alliance system and will remain solo. Gl in the coming round.
New problems
O noo O noo Noo, Where in trouble. What should i do
Dont worry just look at the BWC manuscript.
Same rules to Overkill them.
Oke give me the BWC manuscript.
a) Become a BG of a other alliance b) if not bg be an alliance and Ally with 1 or more other alliance c) if there are no other alliance, Start mass recruiting galaxys.

 

by daft
1-28-06
Crux is still single?
I heard they want BWC dead in two weeks.
Are they here. I cant see them. where are they
Nooo we must kill them quickly.
we are only with 3 alliance maby we need some one else.
What Come out. Show your self. I will kill you if you arnt going to show your self.

 

by daft
2-04-06
Al we need to do is stick together
Idd Xronos, one team one target
I see you........
WTF
PrePair To die............... Hey Your not Crux, Your Arwen From Special-K
Bring it on sweethart.

 

by daft
2-04-06
kill Crux Destroy Chunky! Lanch!!!!
Phlunk Master of blocks commands it.
What hapend
And now he aks it after we all got pwned.
Look daft this is an funny Comic.
I know phlunk3 but i rather stick to the facts.

 

by daft
2-12-06
BWC
Lets try this irc server. /msg randompeep a/s/l
Hey .. 21/M/new zealand
Recruits
Wana Join BWC?
BWC?
Every one
Noo im just here to chat with nice chicks.
Damn next one.

 

by daft
2-19-06
I just fought of a other great toon.
Well I had a car accident and i can walk speak all fine. But my girlfriend. totaly freaked out.
very devistating. Please go on.
That toon is next.
She is avoiding me. I think its over.. but. she never told me it is over. can you help me.
Trust me. Im an Owl
but not yet.
Have you talked to your docter?
Hell no! Last time i did that it went terribly wrong!

 

by daft
2-19-06
The War is going exilent. except some slaves Refusing to follow my command
Sir when will we tag up.
Not this week. We tag up when we tag up.
Good. I dont want to tag up.
keeping the BWC stealthness. Gooood....
No its not that. Its more about shame i think.

 

by daft
3-05-06
wtf..... ping google.com .......... 135 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss
Help meeeeeee. A yes the admin sidekick
Backup time Lets do this again.
oO
backups watch out backups. backups i got them. I gona get a rase soonish \o/
This country is realy upside down :'(

 

by daft
3-20-06
Daft?
Sup Sweety.
Im quiting SpK Commandship can you make a Toon about it
Ofc Love. No problem
Wana party
You bet ya

 

by daft
5-15-06
Drea`D has joined #ghost
good morning vietnam (...) often used to implicate a warzone/slaughter ;-)
oO
Heya Drea`d your discussing slaughter?
no, I'm announcing it. just that my target got his def in 3-4 different eta's :p guy was out and is returning eta 4-5 now, first def fleet lands in 1 tick, second def fleet in 2 ticks etc
one tick later
Hey Drea'd can you give me the battle results
nah recalled

 

by daft
5-15-06
[last written-->] O yea.. this is totaly random
Is this Realy your 1st tought. About the text fill.
Can you beleave it Mav?
weirdness. I will never ever do it again.
Why the hell am im looking like some killer that has just choped his back off.
Look Mav: the bombs that are set us up are droping. I will look like Arwen when i die.
A damn i cant see the bombs with all that text!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And why me like this. Normal im a Alien for crying out loud.
Damn I wanted to make him a pig but there is nothing on the other side of this line.

 

by daft
5-17-06
Well
A yes there are quite some sentinel in the game.
bwwwwwwwwwwwzzzzz bwwwwwwwwwzzzzz. New tick. the universe size droped with 51 roids
not
how is that possible? cba to look at that right now.
You shure?
mutch
Those new Superpods are nasty. thry eat and destroy almost any thing
O RLY

 

by daft
6-01-06
run away becose of total noob ness
planet: (7:7:10) Daftest of Dutch [IDLE] Score: 2M5[+24K] Rank: 329[+5] Size: 94[+2] Highest rank: 10 tick: 64
Thats the Traitor attack him
[daft]2 more tick and im going.
[daft]BB in 4 ticks to defend again with friends
planet: (7:7:10) Daftest of Dutch [IDLE] Score: 2M0[-577K] Rank: 321[-76] Size: 63[-29] Highest rank: 10 tick: 64
Great lets attack him again

 

by daft
6-01-06
WOW your seed right THE great SEED i did not knew you where playing again. How big are you. I think your roiding like hell dont you.
Well yea im idling a bit. My score is well eumm 56K 5 roids stuff like that.
Your not seed your an Imposter go away :'(
...
Heya Seed nice round isnt it. In my idleness i have a total of 22 roids atm
stfu Raze.

 

by daft
7-04-06
Hey ss game server. You where quite stable the last round.
Thanks Forum server im quite proud at it.
Can tell me how you did it.
Shure
Speed round details on the forum lets read........... Wtf. F5 F5 F5
tweet

 

by daft
7-06-06
O yea Gentoo is tha l33t
I heard about it. Its realy fast isnt it.
SPEEEED!!!!
Eumm dude why are you still using kde 4.4
I know but. I know but i still need to wait 4 weeks before the speed advances exeded the compilation time.
Debian save meeeeeeee.

 

by daft
9-22-06
lots of new round to report
[US Soldier]Your taliban? No? Civilian. Well give us your guns.
Our guns we need them for self defence.
but no toon
[taliban] You talked with US Soldier I roid your house.
Great thanks no weapons.
about that
Your talked with taliban We are taking you to base.we go to base with eta 1 you walk back eta 14.
Im glad America goes bankrubt soonish

 

by daft
10-31-06
/me noks
Trick or treat
Do you know that candy is bad for your health
ORLY?
YA RLY

 

by daft
2-24-07
Detonator is working on the next round of Starsphere
No no your doing it compleatly wrong
Fking noobs telling me what to do.
No your compleatly messing up the game. Start over
Oke. Purging starsphere
mean while. On the other side of the world....
IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

by daft
7-29-07
Hey Edd I have some girl on the line who says the internet is not working.
Hehe Internet Down that cant hapen.
Well YEa.
What shall we say to her. Quick run to the nukeproof bunker. hehehehe
Hello...... ............Hello

 

by daft
7-26-08
Long long after the staresphere Periode. I saw that the Colonies started a new round.
Well.. 1st just doing some silly stuff and idle a lot.
Then.. Then.. I was waiting for a Tick... Again...

 

by daft
8-10-08
So our securety scanner cant run on our computer. Must be very old..... I send you tough to our Helpdesk.
O nooo not old. My grandson gave me this computer. I never do anything else then surf te internet sometimes.
What kind of Operating system did you say you where running.
I have clearly no idea. Jerry showed me how to read Man pages but reading them gives me a headache.
A linux granny I teach them. Make some old ganny run Linux and they dont even know about it.
Eum Right click on this ISO thing. Burn. Yes the cd is entering the computer. its buring.

 

by daft
8-10-08
If it asked for the cd, just enter the cd again.
The cd?? I dont know where i left that one. Also Tabbed browsing works diffrenced.
Starting up windows. What has happend.
Some nice guy said i had a securety problem. And indeed that new system warned me about risks and dangers. You Never told me about! You're software dosnt feel save.
Hey Johney boy seems our scanner deals with all Dangers. HAHAHAHA ha ha

 

by daft
1-31-14
Come on. Come on.
Why does it take so long
Finaly
Loading.

 

by daft
1-28-16
oke it been some time now and well we are still here
O noo. I am the bean. I want to go to some save place
Yes i know how you feel but hey this is the world of nature
just think about your pineapple
Hey an object in my ITIL envourment. What do you know?
I think you forgot a lot of things but hey an itil tag tada

 

by daft
1-28-16
Well some time ago
Hey how are you doing?
Eum hey. who what are you doing here. but eum.. I was thing about the army is strage..
not very mutch later
hey how have you been?
War I really love it.
after a long time of well what to do now
hey little kid playing with fantacy i created something specially for you. you need to forget something. listen to those guys
intressting

 

by daft
1-29-16
ITIL environment activated. One post-it is comming in. here look a other. well look at this. now you are busy you also can do this
Eummmm did i do something wrong
Whoeef
sorry bout that. back to work. busy busy busy
look look i found some bricks

 

by daft
1-30-16
Lead
look little girl there are some things in life that does not move at all
iron
But in life you come across a lot of choices. O yea nice to do. do i have to. Yes this is what i like
gold
But if you see a lot of those things are connected to nature you see the world diffrent
i love you

 

by daft
2-01-16
To much rum in crazy pirates breaking down the tarvern?
Look at me i am QA?
QA? what's that?
I think need some time for my own.
Well you plan meeting to make vision and scope. include and exclude the scope. QA stuff. Now i am drinking coffee all day. testing do you know about that?
eumm
Avast!
well what is your opinion? what are you doing?
having a break from selecting crewmen to to cross the atlantic ocean while selecting a proper ship.

 

by daft
2-03-16
Oke lair dice
Arr its one on one now the rest is out. one five
Crap eummm one six
I think i got you two sixes
Damn crap i call you a lair
Har har har i got one one
also a one I hate this game get out of my mind. O well drinks on me. Lets play something else

 

by daft
2-03-16
eummm dus
Strong call. I belief you six hundred fifty one. lets trow those two. ARRRR three sixes POWER
O crap you need nervs of steel for this game damn
liegen en bedriegen
You know the drill sailor throw all three dice if you have one six your save. Or throw three times one dice one six your save
Oke i throw one dice at a time damn where did it go. Ok lets throw the other at once
en bluf poker met 3 dobbelstenen
ARR down to Davy Jones's Locker
snake eyes crap. O well drinks on me. Lets play something else

 

by daft
2-03-16
61 hick
64 hick
300 hick
200 hick
21 Pura Vida \o/
Arrr thats not called Pura Vida! I break this whole tavern down again

 

by daft
2-04-16
Hey how are you doing? Again?
I was some where with to much run. And i like the coffee you have here. So i here wating for my breve to finish.
well how long does this Breve take to make? I want coffee
Yes i also want coffee. I know this model excactly same model as in the tavern. But tarverns you know tarverns much run in tarverns to enjoy a good breve
So you like breves?
ARRR yes indeed. But schruu frutsch Schruu frutsch Schruu frutsch Schruu frutsch Schruu frutsch Schruu frutsch i LOVE that sound a breve can always wait. a breve can always wait. well dont like coffee

 

by daft
2-04-16
If there is some thing to free it is a ninja
out of nothingness they apear ready to strike at any time
but not all of them.
wtf. when is the light switch comming. Cant wait all day. O crap wrong place. Great i am a ninja

 

by daft
2-04-16
Well engine is ok. loads of sails. And if those break we replace them. Busy making new sails
All lines check. Plenty rope to replace all lines. But then also busy making new rope
Intresting device. Some ring going circles. two boat indicators exactly the same. what is that.
Well if you touch it. The captain needs his medicine
Soooooo i gues. I just turn this thing off. well. What are you traying to say you? What are you going to do?
Wel change the proces. thing>ON;bottle=NULL;BEGIN tarvern TO thing STATE;BEFORE NOW proces model OBJECTCLASS WHILE DO coffee UNTIL; arggg poison. That is what i do? No i know you cant talk right now

 

by daft
2-05-16
Intresting device. Some ring going circles. two boat indicators exactly the same. what is that.
Well do you know there was a ship with an Intresting device a coffee machine
Drinking coffee. So Well what is your opinion? what are you doing?
having a break from selecting crewmen to to cross the atlantic ocean while selecting a proper ship. Do i need to show you i again? testing is reproducable.
age for pirate! no sleep/food/(salt)water? for god knows how long. One moment a breve with loads of sugar. try again back in a sec. I hope they allow me in to some atvrun? tarvern? no to young?
just look at the water gives you what you need. that other drift wood is now back in origial shape. How to make room for two? Look water gives you what you need

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