All comics by danish12345

 

by danish12345
5-02-13
good morning mam i am new girl in this camp.
hay don't take to me i am busy.

 

by danish12345
5-02-13
Kia haal hai mammo?
i am very tired dancing....
your father is very tired of dance
ok i will teach him...
Say,'I am a disco dancer'.....
Ok, i have lernet dance

 

by danish12345
5-02-13

 

by danish12345
5-02-13
Boys who take cigratte can have harmfull diseases.
Have me...
Yeah.....you're awesom!.... I can't live without you
Boys who refuse to cigratte will live a healthy and long life.
Have me...
Oh No!.....I can't have you!......You're too harmful

 

by danish12345
5-05-13
i am very sad today
why are u sad ?
nothing
beause i got only 5marks out of ten
its ok bring better mark next time
noting
ok
can i go now yes

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
why have you came late?
my parents were fighting.
so why have You come late?
Teacher my one shoe my father was having and another my mother was having

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
When teena was going to school her dad stopped her and asked a questin
If you don't pass the English Exam so you will not talk to me again.
OK Dad i am going to school.Bye Dad!
When Teena gives her Exam she comes out from the class and talks with Leena.
Hey Teena! How was your Exam?
It was good.
When she go home her Dad ask about her Exam.
Teena how was your Exam?
Who are you to talk to me

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
One day a fireman met a fairy.Fireman's head was paining,so the fairy decided......
seriosly iam having a fire fever
should i turn him into a tree or a fire
One day Penny went garden with her mother.She saw butterflies......
mum tasty looking butterflies.Mum should we take them for the cake.
i think we have a cup of butter at home
One day a fireman met a fairy.Fireman's head was paining,so the fairy decided......
seriosly iam having a fire fever
should i turn him into a tree or a fire

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
AAA Dhikata hoan tojahe
Chal Chal gadi pakr kai nikal le yahahn se
Ooaa chal chup baittt
Abhi batata hoan teri to khair nahi
Ooah to goli chalaiy ga mar
Bus khush ho gaya

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
My leg is paining.
Oh what has happent to you?

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
Mr. Ahmed told someone the answer of the test and the boss came there.
I have lost my job
You will need another job! I told you not to make any one cheat in the final test.
Boss was going to his office when he thought......................
He is such a stupid. I made a rule 3 years before that not to make any one cheat.
What happened boss?
Chen asked the police to ask boss to get another job? Security replied no so he decide to never make cheat any one in the test.
I think taht boss has take out someone from the duty and thinking to replace him.
Security can you ask the boss to get me another job? He is so rude to me in these days.

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
aaj kal tum bare late arheho kou?
to subaha sir kon ata hai
tum ne kachra saaf kar dia
chupp kar abbay sara din tere daftar ka kam karoou to sirf 200 rs miltahai mai tere bap ka noker lga hoou.
bata kitna kaam kro gay thak jao gay
jaase tu muft bahat ta hai

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
why you are sad.
I lost my money
I will eat you
aaaaaaaaaaa!
ahmed met his teacher and lied to him
why didnt you come to school today.
I was sick

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
Now I will scare you but I dont know how to scare you ?
I will not be scared because I am a clown. I will make you laugh.
ha ha ha!!!
Oh you jerk draculla.
you are making me a fool I am not scared.
I am gonna kill you..

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
why are u sitting here and why are u so sad
because teacher scolded me alot
ohho just leave it
why shoul'd i leave it
ok lets play some thing
no i am going to my room

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
I am a vampire and if I bite you,you will become a alien.
I am not scared of you because before that I will eat your brain
They started fighting
Boommm!
I will bite you.__________No,Iwill eat your brain
The vampire won!
Yes,I won

 

by danish12345
5-06-13

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
a man is talkingto a boy
hey!what are u doing here?
Just eating gum!
don

 

by danish12345
5-06-13
the boy wents out sadly.
what? You think I`ll give you a job, you sleepy head.
sir i need a job.
after 1 week.
he thinks I`ll give him a job.
I`ll have to try net time.
sir i want a job

 

Mom i am really sleepy i am doing to bed
OK!U may sleep
by danish12345, 5-08-13

 

by danish12345
5-13-13
Hi man just chill
oh hi police man you chill because i,m always free but you are not
don,t do battamizeee with me
i,m not doing you are doing
just go away .
you go away because it,s my house.

 

by danish12345
5-13-13
once in a office there sat a poor man.One day he had a dream but could not remember.He told the boss............
Stand up your dream will come true now
You mean I'am going to win the gymkhana
hey can't you see iam drinking
a mum ghost yikesssssssss
put me into a glass and pour drink
what should i do with dad

 

by danish12345
5-13-13
You see, a banana is a perfect example of God's creation. It's shaped perfectly to fit in your hand.
peaple have peel you but they can not peel penis
It has a non-slip surface. It tastes great. It peels back easily. It's the perfect shape for the human mouth.
That's amazing. It's just like a penis.
by annas rizwan 4-d
Of course, you can't peel every penis back these days... But you could when God made them!

 

by danish12345
5-13-13
Kiddr Bhag Raha Hai? Tujhe Abhi Pakarr Ta Hoan!
Wo Dhaeko! Dosra Chor!

 

by danish12345
5-13-13
Kiddr Bhag Raha Hai? Tujhe Abhi Pakarr Ta Hoan!
Wo Dhaeko! Dosra Chor!

 

by danish12345
5-13-13
do you know about the haunted hous?jane?
jill oh come on lets go and visit it
lets go and visit that haunted house?
come on come on lets go in and have fun.
oh really it was so scary come on lets go home i am frightened?
oh you scary girl come with me home otherwise you will be melted.

 

by danish12345
5-13-13
a little girl is talking to a cow boy.
HEY !YOU COWBOY I AM YOUR BIG FAN....
OH!REALLY.
the cowboy is getting her wrong.
OFCOURSE.
THEN WHERE IS THE SWITCH..
and in the end cowboy says sorry.
HEY!I AM NOT THAT FAN IAM ANOTHER FAN.
OH! sorry.

 

by danish12345
5-27-13
oh! my god u are a zombie
yes i am a zombie ha!ha!ha!
i will come
ha hy
A girl nissa was standing and she saw a zombie and sain; the zombie replied;
oh! my god u are a zombie
yes i am a zombie ha!ha!ha!

 

by danish12345
5-27-13
Iam felling cold
come near to me you will fell better
i will drink your blood
then i will put injection in your body
haaahaaahaaa!
help me

 

by danish12345
5-27-13
THE JAIL
i am going to kill you with my nip.
shut up i am already bored by this city
hello
i hate prisinors

 

by danish12345
5-27-13
Karam,Barkhi
I will vaperise you with my gun.
Please dont do it!
Karam
I have done it.
Barkhi
HA,HA,HA,HA

 

by danish12345
5-27-13
jiya malik
jiya malik
jiya malik

 

by danish12345
5-27-13

 

by danish12345
5-27-13
bachi yahan sey bhago
why?tum kon ho
your dad
oh thankyou to tell me
you are so batameez ghar chalo batata hun
mamamia i was joking

 

by danish12345
5-27-13
bachi yahan sey bhago
why?tum kon ho
your dad
oh thankyou to tell me
you are so batameez ghar chalo batata hun
mamamia i was joking

 

by danish12345
5-27-13
i will burn the whole earth
please dont do it
i will kill you!
no!no! no!
HA! HAI! HA!
PLEASE dont kill me

 

by danish12345
10-20-13
i will eat you! hahaha
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hey! who are you.
i am godzilla
are you ok little girl
yes i am fine thankyou for saving my life

 

by danish12345
10-20-13
haha ill eat you
you are just a bat how can you eat me
hey do you want to play with me
im not in a mode to play today now go
hey boy why are you sitting here with a sad face
because i have forgotten my way to home

 

by danish12345
10-20-13
One day alina met a fat clown.He gave her somefree tickets.
Sure!-
Would u like some free tickets for my show?
One day a cowboy met met a small feet for ears.He tell that if he won in the fight this place will be my.
Why are u here?
I am here to fight with u.

 

by danish12345
10-20-13
hi how are you?
i am fine
you are a just boy or gril you eat any thing ?
i am a boy i eat so many things
why did you hit me
I donot hit you if i hit you so sorry

 

by danish12345
10-20-13
One day alina met a fat clown.He gave her somefree tickets.
Sure!-
Would u like some free tickets for my show?
One day a cowboy met met a small feet for ears.He tell that if he won in the fight this place will be my.
Why are u here?
I am here to fight with u.

 

by danish12345
10-20-13
How are you boss
I have pain in the stomach
Why have you enterend office?
I am new in office.
No sir.Thanks!
Come my boy

 

by danish12345
10-20-13
How are you boss
I have pain in the stomach
Why have you enterend office?
I am new in office.
No sir.Thanks!
Come my boy

 

by danish12345
10-20-13
can you hel
stop hey you
takeit

 

by danish12345
10-20-13
karam
what are you doing here, go and do your work,now!
I am going.
Aabdar
how you can do the work so fast,it is impossible.
yes,i am doing the work fast!
karam and aabdar
i am a very good superman man.

 

by danish12345
10-21-13
what happend dear?
nothing alright
what happend dear?
nothing alright
what happend dear?
nothing alright

 

by danish12345
10-22-13
how are you ?
im fine thankyou
i have to tell you about e safty .we should not open others id s and we should not do net bulling
i dint knew this thankyou for telling me .i want to ask you that do we want to use the software that tell the other person id
yes you can use that soft ware when it is very important but dont use it for fun
thankyou for answering my qestion and telling me lots of infor mation about e safty

 

by danish12345
10-22-13
One day at home
The situation of Karachi is very bad. I have to do something.
Where are you going.
I,m going to save the situation of Karachi.
first make your home situation better.
i have forgotten my way to home can you tell me my home address.

 

by danish12345
10-22-13
how are you ?
im fine thankyou
i have to tell you about e safty .we should not open others id s and we should not do net bulling
i dint knew this thankyou for telling me .i want to ask you that do we want to use the software that tell the other person id
yes you can use that soft ware when it is very important but dont use it for fun
thankyou for answering my qestion and telling me lots of infor mation about e safty

 

by danish12345
10-22-13
my name is loloklike and iam a bloody baster
hello my name is awahcha macaklit and aojaa ma ma flip
i am the biggest idiot in the univerese
oh i see so thats why iwill call you a idiot
oh thank you and in my whole life i never got a name thanks to you you gave me a name
no need to thank me so you can nick name me as lolflgodkhkrs

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