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by danyi
7-27-04
bruce gos for a job
ive come for the job
great whats your name
bruce
okay brucey wucey
never call me brucey wucey
ow

 

by danyi
7-27-04
clank consoles joe
sir i dont need glasses
and i strongly disagree with what youre telling me
shit
clank im here

 

by danyi
7-27-04
so i was wondering our last date didnt go that well soo would you like to go out again
sure
but wat she doesnt know is that behind the 1 inch wall is a secret microphone
so meet you at about 7 tonite
well you heard it here today

 

by danyi
7-28-04
.............
..............
..............
................
huh???
die buzz head

 

by danyi
7-28-04
Score
what??
i just got a praystation 2 for 10 quid
erm fred
stupid febay.com
youre getting ripped of with crappy brand names

 

by danyi
7-28-04
listen cat you run i chase its natural
ok ill pass that on
listen mouse you run i chase its natural
ok ill pass that on
listen dog you run i chase its natural
hmmmmmmmmm

 

by danyi
8-20-04
We Join our heroes in a phone call
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
wait a minute ive got some one on the other line
grrrrrrrrr cant you hang up on them
Dont be mad stop the hating, just because ive got calls waiting
...

 

by danyi
8-23-04
at the pool party
So you see ive scored a load of piriated DvDs Spiderman 2, Shrek 2, Harry Potter 3, etc
A bub bub there no way a stupid bobby will ever discover me
Dont you think thats dangerous because theres a ..
Ahem
oh

 

by danyi
8-24-04
My stupid mother got me a crappy ps2 i prefer x-box
10 hours later
woo i could really use a smoothie after all that connecting, stupid confusing ps2
when he finally switched it on
-trashes X-Box-
vvvvvwoonm

 

by danyi
8-24-04
im a nerd
i can see that
i am head of the nerd department (in other words recess)
i am head of cutting programs out and i have some bad news youre redundent
why?
because recess is canceled

 

by danyi
8-24-04
we work in the news room
we are the news room for...........
channel 3

 

by danyi
8-26-04
i was my son
WOW! Are you jesus
no no no i am the father of every thing
im not your son jerk
oh no more pain
OK meet mr knife

 

by danyi
8-26-04
are you on sommit im not butch
Hey butch how are you doin
well lets think errrrrrm which soccer team do you support
Middlesbourgh FC (england)
oh god its worse than i thought dont look at me
HASSELBAINK HASSELBAINK

 

by danyi
8-31-04
im peter parker
im MJ
im harry osborn
im norman os born
im JJJ
im aunt may

 

by danyi
10-26-04
noo dont hurt me
...
really?
no its me evil
*faints
No

 

by danyi
10-26-04
fred your fired so nyah
ah man i just got comfortable
later
are you unemployed. Well you lazy puff get up and get a job at ........
wow that suits me perfectly
then
welcome to good burger
...

 

by danyi
12-05-04
here are the charactors
CJ
sweet
big smoke
ryder
kendl
tenpenny

 

by danyi
12-05-04
im danyi's sister
youre even gayer than me
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i want my mummy
er u ordered a killing
you ordered a massacure
*lix chin*

 

by danyi
3-06-05
Los Angeles
er im supposed to take you to hollywood but if had second thoughts
and im suposed to give you a tip but I have had second thoughts
10 mins later
I think im lost Lousy Geek good thing i crippled him
ahhhhhh hollywood the place of dreams
I hate to burst your bubble ese but this is Barcelona

 

by danyi
3-06-05
*points knife at fred* Give me all your money
oh thats not how you do it
What
like this SCUMBAG! GIVE ME YER MONEY OR DIE
*gives money*
sucker

 

by danyi
2-12-06
Meanwhile at freds brothers flat
Oh god. I heard Fred was in town
Pow
Hey Jake
shit
Can i live here
no......er i have hookers in all 7 of the rooms

 

by danyi
3-03-07
Meanwhile
Your gonna try the new drug?
Yep.
You sure what with all the cut corners?
Yep.
Later
Did it work?
Shut it Gary

 

by danyi
3-03-07
Why do you look like father Jones?
I am Death!
Irrelivant. You will die unless you give me the key to time
How about 5 dollars and a rubberband
Deal

 

by danyi
3-03-07
Greetings My boy
Nice Clothes Old-Timer
Shazam
Thats the 3rd time thats happened

 

by danyi
3-29-08
Fred, You're drunk.
HOW DARE YOU!
Uh, fred
I'll have you know, I dont drink, you pretentious turd
you're alking to a dummy...
might have been an Auton.

 

by danyi
3-29-08
Mean While
And that is why I have come on this show...
Hey Fred's on TV
Hang on, why is he on Jerry Springer...
There is absolutely wrong with liking feet in *that* way
Good lord he's on the foot rant

 

by danyi
3-29-08
So Cindy, feelin' good?
Not really. I'm stuck with my brother for 2 weeks. I got away from him for now though
1 minute frank...
Hey Cindy
One macing later...
So anyway
WHY?!?

 

by danyi
3-29-08
Hey look at me. I'm near-naked
Thats you're joke?
yeah.
How the hell do we finish this strip then...

 

by danyi
3-29-08
Welcome aboard Mr Andrews
who?
That is you're name isnt it?
I have a surname?
I really gotta get new employees
Wow a water cooler!

 

by danyi
3-29-08
and so I said to Karen-
OH MY GOD!
Can I help you?
Santa
I'm not-
I thought I'd lost you! You're coming home with me!

 

by danyi
3-30-08
Fred, I'm Home!
Dont go in the Closet!!!
whats that?
Someone help me PLEASE!!!
3 minutes later...
Fred, why is there an old man tied up in the closet?
He's SANTA!!

 

by danyi
4-03-08
Meanwhile
Where is Fred?
No Idea boss.
Hey Boss, I heard he was in the basement
Excellent
FRED! What are you doing?
Dont interupt me when I'm counting. 7...8...5...9

 

Everybody dies
by danyi, 4-13-08

 

by danyi
4-13-08
Take that!
Eat Ketchup!
You Missed!
Did not
Sir, could you please refrain from fighting with the condements
Can it, pimples!

 

by danyi
4-13-08
...So your name is really Evil?
Yep, its on my passport and everything
Hey Sheldon. Take a look at this!
Sheldon!?!
I'm going to disembowel fred

 

by danyi
4-13-08
Hello sir I'd like to-
No salesmen
but
No Salesmen!
but...
Don't say i didnt warn you

 

by danyi
4-24-08
Pip, you are a man of Great Expectations!
Wow
30 years later
You sure as hell screwed that up

 

by danyi
8-25-08
British Olympic Comittee meeting
We need a way to stop Michael Phelps from ruling London, like he did in Bejing
Hang about, I have a plan
August 2012
so you're my opponent?
Hell yeah

 

by danyi
2-07-09
As Little Miss Canada, I promise to strive for world peace, be pretty and teach kids to read
hang on
How can you teach anyone to read, if you can't read yourself...
bitch

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