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by darthkorn
8-17-03
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by darthkorn
8-17-03
Meanwhile, In Hungary, After Forest's family escapes... (See FZH)
What are you, A COMMUNIST!?
No, You're a Communist!
No, You're a Communist!
No, You're a Communist!
No, You're a Communist!
No, You're a Communist!

 

by darthkorn
8-17-03
...The Point is, the Power Market will be better off with Deregulation! There are many economist who will back that up, Yet...
When any one tries to argue as such, People plug their ears and howl as though the goverment has some magical touch and will make everything all better with Magical Pieces of Paper.
Because by some unexplained default, Business men at such levels are down right evil, And will get money in any way possible. And need to be curtailed by means of a gun for the "Public Welfare".

 

by darthkorn
8-17-03
I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER I NEED FIBER
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by darthkorn
8-17-03
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by darthkorn
8-18-03
Oh, Man. Something smells like SHIET! It's cuz I'm white huh?
I Say, That smelled like something from the bottom of Satan's Bum!
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by darthkorn
8-18-03
Another Non-Objective Law Has been passed today, That will make All Farting Illegal. Including In the privacy in your own home. Some will say this is facism....
BUT IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, YOU PUNKS! HOW MANY MORE NON-OBJECTIVE LAWS DO WE NEED TO PASS BEFORE WE CAN KEEP YOU IDIOTS IN LINE! FARTING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! HEY, I GOT MY FREE SPEECH RIGHTS!!!
I don't know why, But I can't help feel partially responsible...

 

by darthkorn
8-19-03
Sometimes I get the feeling that everything I say, everything I think, and everything I do is controlled by some greater Being.
You're saying there's no such thing as free will?
Oh don't give me that crap. People who write that kind of literature are condesending fags with no talent who feel the only way to control is to control others and write books to make them submit.
......Huh?

 

by darthkorn
8-24-03
*SQUEEEEE* Aw, Shit. My Shoe. What the hell did I-
HEY, DID YOU JUST FART?
No, Sir! IT WAS MY SH-
YEAH, DON'T TRY TO REASON WITH ME BUD, YOUR ASS IS GOING DOWN PUNK WITH YOU AND YOUR NATURAL BODILY FUNCTIONS!

 

by darthkorn
8-24-03
Yeah, It's a difficult job being a cop, Enforcing almost comical laws that are probably can't be enforced for most of the time.
But my job is to not think, just mindless accept every law passed and handed down to me, No matter what it may do to society.
Justice? What's justice?

 

by darthkorn
8-24-03
Yo, Man. What'cho in fo?
....uhhh, I'm charged with farting...
Shit MAN! Why can't you hold it in? It's because of people like you that we're packed in here with 10 wetbacks, Holmes.
Shit man, We're gunna have fun wit you man, Your ass is going down! Ever had the shit shoved back up your ass?

 

by darthkorn
8-24-03
Yo, Red! Bring yo ass over here! We gotz a new playmate!
See this bitch? He's in here for SERIAL MANRAPE, Holmes. And for being an overused joke. But that's another story.
RAAAAAAAAARR! TRY FARTING THROUGH THIS, DAWG!

 

by darthkorn
8-24-03
Hey, I just got this great idea! How about, We make these short, Pointless promos, of these static images of cats, SINGING, POP TUNES! All it would take is some jerk off time at the computer!
Oh, That is pure genious!
Hur, hur, 7H47 W0ULD 83 50 FU/\/|!!!!! OMG LOL ROFL
No wait! How about we bring in these C Rated Celebrities that no one gives a shit about, to make witty and almost adolesent commentary about previous decades!
Oh my god, The... The brain power is just FILLING THE ROOM right now! I swear, it never stops!

 

by darthkorn
8-27-03
Okay, I think I will!!! *PPPPPPHHHHHHHHHRRRRRT*
Ack- Augh- Ugn- HE JUST KILLED IT MAN!
SHIT MAN I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!
Oh, You're gunna pay for that holmes!

 

by darthkorn
8-27-03
*GASP* I think File Sharing has just increased by %30!
What? But... How do you know? By What facts?
KNOW? FACTS!!!? I DON'T NEED THAT, I HAVE MY RIAA INTUITION TO TELL ME!!
You mean your sad delu-
THAT'S IT, IN ORDER TO STOP THIS, WE NEED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!

 

by darthkorn
9-02-03

 

by darthkorn
9-02-03
YOU GET TO RETURN TO ELIZABETH!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
INCREADIBLY DUMB FACULTY MEMBERS!!
NOOOOOOOOO!
.....................Liz!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

 

by darthkorn
9-02-03
...........My Anus Is Bleeding....
My. Anus. Is. Bleeding.
OH FOR THE SAKE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY AND SACRED, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING.

 

by darthkorn
9-02-03
INCREADIBLY DUMB DOWNED HOMEWORK REEKING OF JOHN DEWEY'S ASS.
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
.........LIZ IN THAT INCREADIBLY BLACK SEXY SHIRT! w00t!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
IRRATIONAL MULTI-CULTURIST BRAINWASHING ASSEMBLIES!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

by darthkorn
9-03-03
PSYCHOLOGY!!!!!
American Law and the Bill Of Rights is not Based on the TEN COMMANDMENTS: http://www.aynrand.org/medialink/tencommandmentsvsamerica.shtml THINK YOU SPOON FED LOYALISTS!
I HAVE PSYCHOLOGY!
I WILL KNOW ALL YOUR MINDS!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

by darthkorn
9-05-03
I have been recently informed that I am actually a huge fat guy, with bleached hair, and has the delusion that somehow I'm a fat pimp, or something. Thusly, I am horribly inaccurate.
And That I was supposed to be out for justice, to show just how "Weak" the XP system is. Or some shit like that...
.......I still suck though.

 

by darthkorn
9-05-03
So, I hope all of you have learn that the XP system is...
...Uh, May I help you?
RAAAAAAAR!!! TOBOR WILL HAVE FUN WITH YOU!! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT TOBOR COULDN'T LOOK AT TOBOR'S HARD CORE GAY SMUT!
...........

 

by darthkorn
9-05-03
So, By "HAVING FUN WITH ME." You mean sodomizing myself, Right?
Yeah, That pretty much sums it up. Though, I might have you try to suck my "Equipment", But I'll doubt that'll happen...
Alright, Let's get this over with.
Hm, I don't like it so consensual. Can you atleast try to seem like you're getting horribly raped against your will?
I'll Try.

 

by darthkorn
9-06-03
After The Anti-Farting Law was passed, All Foods that purpeturated Methane gas were banned. But many shops that supply burritos, Have refused and became underground renegades, Disguising their stores.
I have been assigned to go in here as an undercover, to investigate this operation. Apperently, they got illegals back here working below minimum wage...
Just let me put on this ambigious disguise....

 

by darthkorn
9-06-03
OH, MAN! SHIET! IT'S THAT TOBOR GUY MAN! WHEN DID YOU GET OUT MAN? YOU'RE NOT GONNA CORNHOLE ME, ARE YA? CAUSE I'LL GIVE YOU ANY THING MAN, FOR FREE MAN JUST DON'T CORNHOLE ME MAN!
Apperently, This illegal seems to recognize me as "Tobor", the manrape robot. Showing that they're highly involved in the underworld.
¡Hey Carlos, ese individuo Tobor está aquí! ¿Qué debo hacer?
Oh man, We'll give you the hookup man. Just wait right here man!

 

by darthkorn
9-06-03
Apperently, It seems that Forest has relieved him self of his depression, By falling in love...
And all I have to say about it, is these profound words.............
......................................I Like Pie..........

 

by darthkorn
9-07-03
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
Hey, Who are you?!
YOUR MOM!!!! I'M HERE TO TAKE YOU DOWN AND TAKE OVER THIS COUNTRY, AND IT'S INTRANET, AND COMPELTELY ILLEGALIZE FILE SHARING AND GIVE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THOSE WHO SHARE!
AND PLUS, I'M GONNA DESTROY YOUR STUPID ANTI-FARTING LAW!!
ANDPLUSI'MGONNALEGALIZERAPESODOMIZINGDOPECOCAINHAULINGINILLEGALIMMIGRANTSACROSSTHEBORDERANDSHITCUZIDOITALLEVERYNIGHT!

 

by darthkorn
9-07-03
I gotta convince Bush to legalize farting!
With so many Mexicans getting thrown in Jail, I'm gonna lose my Hispanic Voice!
And I gotta keep sucking up to the Hispanics.
I need to keep giving so many privilages to the pointwhereeverybluecollormiddleclassfamilyisjustaboutfedupwithmescrewingupthehealthcaresystem.... Durp.

 

by darthkorn
9-10-03
HEY COPPER, I GOTZ SOME METHANE GAS FOR YOU RIGHT HERE BUB!! *PHHRT* COME ON, NOW PERSECUTE ME BITCH! OR DO YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO?
....
Haven't you heard? The Riaa Took control. Farting's legal now. But now File sharing is made illegal, And punishable by death, Without Trial or even probable cause.
Really....... I...... Think I left the stove running......

 

by darthkorn
1-23-04
GIVE ME MY POOTANG PIE!!!
...
See, This is why I wear this air suit... The outside world disturbs me now to no end...

 

by darthkorn
5-17-04
...Wha? Who the hell are you?
Nick, I am the form of your previous life! Ralph Vaughan Williams, Britain's Greatest Composer!
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I am here to tell you, Your mission is to save music from the clutches of Capitalism And Mediocrity! The RIAA must be stopped!
That Morning...
Hey, Kyle I just found out I'm the Reincarnate of Ralph Vaughan Williams!
Who?

 

by darthkorn
5-17-04
Hello Everyone, I'm Here to make an announcement.
I have come to the recent discovery that I'm better than All of You.
So every one form a line here TO KISS MY ASS!

 

by darthkorn
5-19-04
Meanwhile... During Passing Period...
Hmmm, Where are ya Kyle..? Hmmm... Wait, Is that Liz coming this way?
OMG, It's Nick! He must be standing there to stalk me! It can't be a Coincidence! RUN!
...Why the hell is she running away?

 

by darthkorn
5-19-04
Early, In the morning on the School Quad.
I sure do love this winter weater. Standing here alone on the black top is the best way to embrace it. ...Oh, There's Liz...
Oh, No, It's Nick! He Must be standing there for me! He can't possibly be doing any thing else!
Why is she scowling at me?

 

by darthkorn
5-19-04
In Mr. Haley's Bullshack... The Boys Gather around Devon as he plays Red Alert 2...
DIE YOU AMERICAN SCUM! FOR THE MOTHER LAND!
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
Oh my god, He's standing in that room again! He must be in there to stare at me!
Don't you see, Liz! Every thing he does revolves around stalking you! You don't know what kind of evil things he's planning right now... Like... STANDING THERE!
You know, Playing rap to Red Alert 2 is such a good idea...
I hate using conditioner... It takes SO long to work and by that time I've already ran out of hot water!

 

by darthkorn
5-19-04
Tobor is the real Stalker...
Hmmm... Maybe it's time I should try my hands with some of what those heterosexual males call "POON"...
Hello, Evil Looking Robot Thing that has been obviously following me for the last 20 mintues, How are you today?
OH, I'm DELIGHTFUL today.
I'm going to hang out with my friends! Wanna come meet them!?
OH SURE WHY NOT!

 

by darthkorn
5-19-04
Look, I found a new friend! His name is Tobor. He's Red, Like my Favorite color!
Oh, Hi! You obviously aren't suspicious with that long metallic phallus like device And evil gleam in your eye!
Oh, You'll be a great friend!

 

by darthkorn
5-19-04
Wait, Is that Liz with... TOBOR?!
God, even TOBOR can get Liz. Unlike you. That's pathetic, Man.
GET AWAY FROM HER YOU ASS LOVING CUNT!
OH NO, IT'S THE STALKER! RUN!!
What I do?

 

by darthkorn
5-21-04
I have this hunch that some one from my school is reading this comic...
IF YOU ARE YOU ARE NAUGHTY! GET OFF NOW!

 

by darthkorn
5-27-04
Oh, Well, There you gone and done it. You scared off my victum. I Know this maybe cliche, But I guess I'll have to TOBOR CORNHOLE!!!
WHAT THE FU-
OHHHHHHH, GOD! IT BURNS! USE SOME LUBE!!!

 

by darthkorn
5-27-04
So I might be Delusional, But Who the hell isn't in this world?
There are many of those in this world that have mislead beliefs. How can people be so sure as to think that everything they believe is correct?
Before they point they're fingers towards me and call me "Delusional", They should look within themselves and question what they believe.

 

by darthkorn
6-04-04
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT MEXICAN MUSIC COMING FROM?

 

by darthkorn
6-04-04
Hi, My Name is Nick Dow-
...

 

by darthkorn
6-04-04
Tobor, You know I am not your goal. I know of a man out there that does not know of your awesome powers!
...You do not say?
See this Photo? This Is Brook. He's on Drugs. You must go Rape him at his house hold, While he's cheating on Morrow Wind when he least expects it.
But be forewarned, You must get pass the fat one before you enter! She goes by the name of Brook's Mom, And she is a mighty foe! Her Fat Is But the Essence of All Earthly Existance!
NOW GO, GREAT TOBOR! FOR THE GOD AND COUNTRY!
KAAAAAABLAAAAAH!

 

by darthkorn
6-04-04
My God! What a Formidible and Mighty Fortress this Condominium is! It Must Be Hiding A Monster The Size of a mountain! And Those Shifty Eyed Mexicans In a gang over there must be the Imperial Guard!
MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC BEFORE THOU!
I AM BROOK'S MOM! THE ESSENCE OF ALL FAT! BEFORE YOU ENTER, YOU MUST AWNSER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE!!!
WHAT IS A HOT DOG, WRAPPED IN BREAD, AND HAS A STICK STUCK IN IT'S ASS?

 

by darthkorn
6-04-04
...A Corn Dog?
OHHH, Yeah. I can go for one of those...
UHHH, I MEAN. YES, YOU ARE CORRECT! BUT THAT WAS ONLY A WARM UP, SIMPLETON! PREPARE TO BE CHALLENGED!
WHAT IS A HAM SANDWHICH!?

 

by darthkorn
6-04-04
A piece of Sliced HA-
SOMETHING I'M GONNA HAVE RIGHT NOW!!!!! HAAAAAAAAARGHHHHDKFJDLKDJFDKJFDLFJDKLNVLDKJFDOHHHHHOHODKFJDLFDJLDJAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!
OHHHHHhhhhh.... Shit.... Now what were we doing...
I believe we were doing Riddles.
OH YEAH.

 

by darthkorn
6-04-04
FINAL QUESTION!!! WHAT IS A QUIBUPLE HEART BYPASS!!!
Is 'Quibuple' even a word?
NO. THEY HAD TO MAKE IT UP ESPECIALLY FOR MY SURGERY WHEN I GO IN NEXT WEEK!
DON'T GIVE THAT LOOK!!! I'M WORKING ON IT!

 

by darthkorn
6-04-04
Well, I guess you passed the test... Or what ever the fuck that was...
You're one of Brook's friends, That Fat Guy... Right?
Oh, I'LL BE ONE HIS FRIENDS ALLRIGHT!! UHAHAHAHAH-
Whatever. Git your ass in there. Just watch out for the dog. He might try to cornhole you.

 

by darthkorn
6-04-04
DUHN DUHN.
Shit, With this cheat, I can Rule the world under A Communist Socialist Soviet Dictatorship!
DUHN DUHN DUHN DUHN DUHN DUHN.
And I can cause a Nuklear Fallout With my fist!
OHHHHHHHHH GOD!!!!! ...Wait, Is that Lube?

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