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by dezi000
7-26-06
hey jesus, quick- you got the time?
That's a difficult question my son- it is a question that begs you to look deep down into your heart and determine how deep your own faith is.
ummmm...what?
There is only so far I can take you! So much I can teach. There must come a time in your life when you make your own decisions! Then, and only then, will you be allowed into my kingdom!
you weren't listening to me, were you?
No. The Sox game is on.

 

by dezi000
1-21-07
Why I Probably Won't Be At Work On Tuesday...
Welcome back to ESPN! FINALLY! Peyton Manning answers his critics...
Hey SE, I'm really sorry about that Pats game yesterday...
Nobody's going to believe that this wasn't a hate crime...at least not a "hate" hate crime...it wasn't my fault he was rubbing it in!

 

by dezi000
1-21-07
hey! i haven't seen much of you since you started seeing that shrink.
You're the one that started seeing the shrink. I've been off having a blast on my own without you!
i'm seeing a shrink? if i'm seeing the shrink then why am i seeing you?
Because he said you needed to tap into your anger, so here I am!
this is confusing?
Well, while you're figuring it out I'm going to go "tap" into the face of the downstairs neighbor that refuses to shut that vent off...it sounds like an airport in here!

 

by dezi000
6-16-07
Is there any truth to that whole "early bird gets the worm" thing?
No.
Really?
Nope- it's all a wive's tale.
That's surprising to me. But I guess you'd know.
Yep. I got up at 2 o'clock in the afternoon once and there were still worms everywhere.

 

by dezi000
11-10-07
Did you know that Roy Scheider isn't dead?
YES! I told you that last week. You called me a liar and then you threw a beer at me.
I was just having this conversation with someone about Roy Sceider being dead. I thought he was, but he's not.
That was me! I told you he was alive and you freaked.
Welp. I can't remember. But if anyone asks you if Roy Sceider is dead...he's not. I'll give you an update if he does kick it.
I'm going to need a bigger boat.

 

by dezi000
11-10-07
sigh
I just saw this crazy commercial!Did you know that Jerry Seinfeld is in a movie about bees?
sigh

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