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by dopearmy101
11-10-08
then i was like OMG!
omg?? i was like omg the like other day! how trippay!
like totallay! and my like phone was like ringing and like i texted all day long with the omg replying to every text i recieved omg
omg! like me to! ...... o m g!
like do you wanna like write omg on our math books?
like omg! like totallay and omg!

 

by dopearmy101
12-22-08
What?
Umm...Santa??
Ya
Ok First Off I Want
Fuck Off Kid
?

 

by dopearmy101
7-16-09
In AREA 51...
im stupid!
why do you say this for?
In AREA 51...
i keep failing the second fucking grade, my dean tells me to lay off the cannabis
that obese bitch doesnt know what shes saying, pot cleanses the soul and mind like jesus or something
In AREA 51...
shall we celebrate?
pass the grass dude!

 

by dopearmy101
7-16-09
do you know what i realized?
what?
life sucks!
Well...
why the fuck do you think we invented alcohol and narcotics

 

by dopearmy101
7-16-09
...Sunday Mornings...
tell me my child, your mother has informed me you were at a rock and roll show on easter sunday!
yes, father and it was a SLAYER show
...Sunday Mornings...
well my child what do you have to say to the lord for attending the devils show on the lords day?
Um..
...Sunday Mornings...
IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT!

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
so yea dude what do you have to say about 'WAR' ?
its not the answer we can simply talk to our enemies
and if he decides to assualt the president and take over the states?
......
then we tell them to stop it?

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
so this is whats its like being blitzed the huh? you see shit?
oh yea pretty epic feeling huh? FUCK im LIT!
its ok but i rather be in my basement playing 'halo' in the dark
your such a fucking virgin

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
well rap is good music for pimps and it requires lots of fat beats and fast talking
metal gets people crazy and it requires talent and concentration
yea but...
...but nothing your music sucks and my music kicks ass
and now you go splat

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
Bungie HeadQuarters
you know that shitty series we made 'halo' for the shitbox 360?
oh yeah damn that was a shitty series!
Bungie HeadQuarters
exactly so where does shitty bungie go from here, to make our name even more shittier?
more fucking shitty halo games?
Bungie HeadQuarters
exactly!
i like the way you think

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
so i was thinking we'd go to cici's pizza for lunch what do ya say?
no let us go to pizza hut! we can feast for 5 bucks! yes i will get a medium pizza and drink and u get what u want and we get it all for 5 bucks like the commercial!
aw, the art of bullshit advertising

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
Welcome to McDonalds! what can i get you today sir?
yes id be delighted for a mug of coors!
im sorry sir this is a family friendly fastfood joint we only serve soda
fuck the families! gimmie beer!
but sir...
i said fuck them! gimmie my fucking coors or die!

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
dad that kid keeps staring and pointing at me!
dont worry son hes jealous
jealous?
yea he doesnt have a fucked face hidden under a cool hockey mask like you do
now let daddy read

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
hello dear i love what you done with your whiskers
fuck off
i love you to honey

 

welcome my kindergarden class its my first day and i dont know what to teach so uhhh do you kids wanna get high off some herb?
by dopearmy101, 7-17-09

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
Uhhh
What The FUCK Do You Want!?
So Your A Talking Arm Huh?
Yea
Interesting...

 

Hello This Is Officier Oink Youve Reached The 911 Hotline
by dopearmy101, 7-17-09

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
uh oh
what?
i have a boner
but im a old male goat
im troubled ok?
WTF

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
damn!
whats the matter
its really bloody here in iraq isnt it?
yea
im bored wanna hang out at the arcade or somethin?
ill bring the quarters!

 

by dopearmy101
7-17-09
lets fuck!
later
but im horny now
to fucking bad
later that night
im ready honey!
its ok sweetie i fucked your whore-ish sister instead

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
*sigh* i am so very sorry son.... but your baby sitter Michael Jackson died...
But...daddy he has raped me and violated me...and i lost my backdoor virginity to him.....
Yeah...well
the money he has paid me is far more important any way...

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
So why do you wanna turn yourself in!?
Well sir i am a murderer...i gave a celebrity some medications and it killed him...an iconic celebrity
Oh rly!? Who is it???
*GULP* michael jackson...sir....
Ehhh no bigdeal your free man
??

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
Hey dude....
Whats up dude!?
HEAVY FUCKIN' METAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck yeah dude

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
Wanna know something fucked up i did today?
What!?
I fucked a crippled pregnant bitch than pushed her off an escalator...
Well i licked a cows anus hole while it was giving birth and then slashed the baby calf in half hahaha

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
i think i did something that was considered "fucked up"
oh yeah!? what???
I laughed at Michael jacksons death
OUCH!!
Well...i voted for bush

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
I am fucked up dude!!
WHY!?
Well i kinda forced my 2 month old choke on my cock
Oh!!
Well i helped Hitler with his "Genocide Plan"

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
i am one fucked up motherfucker
oh yeah? what for..
i gave a begging hobo a can of my own shit
and i subscribed to chriscrocker on youtube

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
i made potbrownies for my kid and his preschool classmates!!
i fucked my own sister...then went on jerry springer...then fucked jerry
i nailed my pastor to a cross
i told my retarded son to give a piece of dogshit c.p.r.
i ate a pound of polar bear clit
i masturbated to passion of the christ

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
i wanna fuck joan rivers
i put my dick in the lamp socket
herpes turn me on
i fart on my wife's home cook meals
i hump dead celebritys
i relate to reality shows

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
i bricked in my cats ass
i shoved a bottlerocket in my grandmothers casket
i encourage helpless retards to pass the highway
i dont think mj is a raper
i have my sober mother cook my heroin
i eat poodle nipples

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
I was born on christmas...
Well i give little spoiled pricks more useless shit
yeah well...
yeah well you have easter aka ZOMBIE JESUS DAY
good point

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
Hey dude you know what man i have been thinking
Yeah? whats up dude?
I mean i love this shit...really i do alcohol is awesome but maybe theres a deeper meaning to life than just this so lets move on dude
Hmmmm Well what do you have in mind i mean we can do something that isnt bad like alcohol like.....
..Huffing Gasoline?
you read my Mind!

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
I am a sinner i love pornography cleanse me father
Sorry i cant help
My drinking habit is getting out of control..turn me to the lord for healing..please!!
Man i need someone i can actually help...
Ok i CAN help you little one!! step into my "confessional booth" Hehehee...

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
Lord...i am here to replenish...I mean...
concentrate my son.... learn what you must confess...Try again
*Breathe* okay..well i am here to kinda baptise my...oh man i keep screwing up...i i i..... AHHHHHHH
??
GODDAMNIT!!! JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST!!

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
GranMa?
yes Mikey i am afraid i am dying and this is the time for our lastwords now what would like to say to your dear old grandmother?
..........*BING!!*...........
Wheres my fucking birthday money you owe me!?

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
What the fuck is "Hannah Montanna!?"
its this awesome new disney show me and my dad watch....we watch the best stuff!! it is absolutley fantastic!! hey what does you and your dad watch together??
Well its on tonight on HBO....Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2.....
Awesome ill suprise my daddy with that one when we are all at my church for movie night...everyone will love it
Yeah.....sure whatever

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
Hi little girl do you like miley cyrus?? come on down to the local venue..shes playing a free kids show for this city only
No thanks i am already going to a concert wiff my daddy
Silly girl i am sure it is miley cyrus
No bitch....Fuck Miley cyrus
were seeing MetallicA!!!!

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
*sigh* fuckin squirrel must i pwn this n00b a SECOND time!?
Got...
Yes i know got NUTS! fuck why are you here i guess i can spare a split sec to pwn your furry....
FATALITY FUCKER!
...PWN'D!!!

 

by dopearmy101
4-21-10
Ohh hunny I am ready for our date.....How do I look?
Fucking horrifying

 

by dopearmy101
9-03-10
ooh sweety why do i dissapoint you!?
oh i dont know maybe its the fuckin' 4 seconds of awkward sex we have every week
so what you're saying that there is no problem and you love unconditionally?
well actually....
OH THANK YOU HONEY you know maybe i will slip in one extra second of sex for you tonight sexy man ;)
....Fuck My Life...

 

by dopearmy101
9-03-10
In a Galaxy Named after Jerry Seinfeld....
Ping Fooh Shytt Bing Bing Hingy
Plop Punp Viy Y Clung
In a Galaxy Named after Jerry Seinfeld....
Que Paso!?
????
In a Galaxy Named after Jerry Seinfeld....
...Mexican robot
Ooooooh

 

Okay..here is your last hint... i am iconic to many many people now who the FUCK am i?
uhhhhh................ Ronald McDonald?
by dopearmy101, 9-03-10

 

by dopearmy101
9-03-10
Ok goddamn it highschool special ed is over dex...what the fuck are you gonna do for your life?
Explore the galaxies with every breed of martian in existance
Your still a fuckin virgin arent you?
Wha!? how the fuck did you know?
Trust me it isnt that hard to figure out

 

by dopearmy101
9-03-10
So i heard hollywood is runnig low on auditions for american idol
Pfffff.... theres only one thing hollywood is running low of
Whats that
women with real boobs

 

by dopearmy101
9-03-10
why the fuck are you in a trashcan dude???
i suck at life
what do you have to say for yourself man
home sweet home

 

by dopearmy101
9-03-10
Uhhh theres no smoking allowed in this area sir
What!?
this is a NON smoking zone
Dude....
...We're fucking DINOSAURS!!! whose gonna say anything!!??

 

by dopearmy101
9-03-10
So your a badass cause your a dinosaur but you only smoke tabacco!?
Pshhh
?
This aint tobacco if you get me...
Awwww....
...Ooooh yeah ;)

 

by dopearmy101
9-03-10
You wanted to see me sir?
Your fucking fired buster!!! Pack your shit
Uhhh if you havent noticied...Im a t-rex...
Ah..
Employee of the month

 

by dopearmy101
9-03-10
Get me a fucking pizza bitch!!!
Uhhh
How about you give me a fucking pizza
FAIR ENOUGH!
....Reversed phsycology actually work on these dumb fucking 'dominating robots' fucking China.....

 

by dopearmy101
9-06-10
Aww there ya are son... how was your first day of special ed?
the teacher raped me
Why would he do that
Cause he he says dat special ed is less important and we make easier targets
Son i am sure he was only giving you a hands on learning experience and not fucking you
he said you would say that

 

by dopearmy101
9-06-10
What the fuck are you doing man?
Ahhh it kills the pain.... my bitchy ass wife gives a headache and this seems to satisfy the agony
Polo's wife
POLO!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK....
Give me that goddamn hammer
LAWLZ

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