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by drawinger
6-27-05
Hello,I'm Drawinger. I was born at the young age of 0. By the time I was three, my mother would get drunk.....
....And beat me with sticks, after which I'd buy a porn magizine....
....and get beaten again.

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
I sailed on the titanic.

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
Look,you're wonderful, and we've been going out for a while, so,um, would you marry me?
Gosh Butch,I'd love to,but what about my parents?
Well,move in with me,anyway.
.........

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
I'm collecting donations for my in-laws' funeral
They died?How awful!
They will be dead,anyway.
Oh, God. Just walk away...

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
Hi,Dearie!
Butch...I'm pregnent.
TAKE THAT!!!

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
My WIFE!! Dead....
Yep.
By the way, do you know____
Crap.

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
You're feeling guilty, aren't you,Butch?
No.
Well,that screwed THAT up.

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
You killed her?
Yea.I couldn't help it.
Oh,Butch, people are so predictable and cruel.I fell like we're all black-and-white in a colorful world.

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
WOW! A monster!
VOTEBUSH

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
Mommy,Bobby just told me that Adolf Hitler is my real daddy! Is that true?
yes honey...I'm afraid it is.
WAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAHHAAAA!I don't want to be a Hitler!
But we're all Hitlers,dear.I'm Mrs.Hitler, Bobby's Bobby Hitler...And Woofy, he's Woofy Hitler.
OOO! IT'S SATURDAY! CAN WE GO KILL JEWS?
SIGH.I suppose so...

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
Whatcha readin?
Killing for dummies.
Good God, are you my friend?

 

by drawinger
6-27-05
Channel 8
WHO'RE YOU????????????
Booch! YOUR EVILER TWIN!!
Channel 52
****,**** CHICKEN! ****, **** CHICKEN!
****, **** CHICKEN FOREVERRRRR!!
Channel One-Half
You want million dollah??
No! 5 dollah!!!!

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
Who're you?
A killer.
Haha! No pleasure for you!

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
I will KILLLL you!!!!
You want million dollah?
What?
Million Dollah?

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
You want million dollah??
Million dollah!
You win new ipod!
Ipod!
Winnah! Click heah!
Winnah!

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
You want million dollah??
Sure!
You win new ipod!
Ummmm...
Winnah! Click heah!
What?

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
You want million dollah??
Sure!
You win new ipod!
Ummmm...
Winnah! Click heah!
What?

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
Know what's funny?
What?
Every year I get older and want to do something new.
What is it this year?
This.

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
I'm sorry for killing you, my love...
DAD?
Brainnnnnssss..
I'm sorry, too, Dad.
BRAINSS!!

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
Gay people are stupid retards.
And they should be killed!
But..You're gay.Right?

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
DIE FOOLISH BABY!!!
Ahh,go screw.
!!!WHAT???
Screw it, buster.
DIE TWICE AS HARD!!

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
Watch me shoot lazers out of my eyes with the LAZO 1.342534!
It works!

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
Go screw

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
Dear bob, Go screw
That's just not funny.
screwy!

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
The Vortex
Go screw.

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
Go screw.
you want million dollah?
SCREWW!!
Yup.

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
I love christmas.
Go screw.
What?

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
Die, DIE!!
Go screw.
What?

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
Wow, Death.
Do you have a catch phrase?
Go screw.

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
WoOoOoOoOoOo
Wow.No evidence.
Go screw.

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
Finnaly!Super-Intelligent animals!
Hi, honey!
Though there are defects!
Why, yes! Give me your money.

 

by drawinger
6-28-05
New! Persistant PCs!!
You've got mail!
I'l check it later!
LISTEN BUDDY! MY DATABASE AIN'T UNLIMITED!! CHECK YER FREAKING MAIL, FATSO!!

 

by drawinger
7-01-05
Since people hate flies; I made a bigger, easier to swat flies!
Bzzzzzz..
Observe!
This part didn't occure to me...

 

by drawinger
7-01-05
You know Clippy, that Microsoft Word helper? I made a living one!
Hello.Would you like to: A.Get help? B.Make a gragh? C.Die?
....What.... was the last one?
Die?
to be continued...

 

by drawinger
7-01-05
Quick Ultra-action-teenage- mutant-titan, the UATMT cave is on fire!
Dude, who ARE you, anyway?

 

by drawinger
7-01-05
You can't take over humanity, Clippy!
Yes,I can! MUHHAHAHAHA
.......
.........
to be continued...
I'm really starting to wonder if this comic is going anywhere.

 

by drawinger
7-01-05
Anything you want to buy?
No, not really.
Well, I have books, toys, games, mus__
I'm sorry, I just go by a script!!

 

by drawinger
7-01-05
Computer! Shut down Clappy/GIF/MicWord=Living URL
Muhhahahaha
I'm glad THAT'S over with.

 

by drawinger
7-08-05
Nope.
You don't HAVE BROOMS!!
Hey! Change me back!!
Die.

 

by drawinger
7-08-05
yes
i want a broom, jackass
how bout no
burn

 

by drawinger
7-08-05
hey can u spar a broom
no
die then
hey no fire

 

by drawinger
7-08-05
We're beaten!
I have a plan!
Oh?
Not really.
Oh.
Yup.

 

by drawinger
7-08-05
I'm all,cuz,y'know,I'm_I-I-I'm all....
......
I forgot.

 

by drawinger
7-09-05
Jingle bells, Blahblabla, babum DUMM-dee-ee-DUM!

 

by drawinger
7-11-05
It seems my hair has meshed with the wall.
Creepy, Mom.
Hey! YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE ME! YOUR FATHER CHEATED ON ME!
Funny what occurs to you when your hair is part of the wall.

 

by drawinger
7-11-05

 

by drawinger
7-11-05
Well, I thought so. But you're sure about the______?
________!!

 

by drawinger
7-17-05
It seems I'm lost.
Can someone tell me where Bookerville is?
No?

 

by drawinger
7-17-05
Hey, do you know the way to Bookerville?
No, I'm The demon of infinite pain!
So you don't?
Don't what?
Know the way to Bookersville...?
SUFFER!MUHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

by drawinger
7-17-05
Ok, let's finish up this interview with a few questions.Do you drink?
No.
Do you smoke?
Sometimes.
WTF?? Jesus, I'm outa here!
Cuz I'm a SMOKEHEAD, A SMOKEHEAD, A SMOKEHEAD, YEAAAAHHH!!!!

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