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by dsp97
1-18-09
CONTINUED........
YES
NEW MOVIES?>>
CONTINUED........
YEP
IS IT BEN STILLER?>>
CONTINUED........
YES!!!
I GOT IT RIGHT!

 

by dsp97
1-20-09
HEY, ARN'T YOU THAT PAPER CLIP FORM WORD?
YEP, BUT I QUIT. SOME OTHER GUY TOOK OVER FOR ME
WHO TOOK OVER?
I DUNNO, SOME THING OF SOME SORT
THE OTHER GUY WHO TOOK OVER FOR PAPER CLIP.....
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER, NEED SOME HELP?
SHUT UP!!!!

 

by dsp97
2-05-09
WHAT SHOULD I DRAW?...
{bleep} YOU! I WANNA BE A {bleep}ING PIRATE!!!!!
to be continued.......
MAN, THIS DRAWING IS SO STUBBORN!!!!

 

by dsp97
2-05-09
cont.......
IS THIS BETTER!!!
{bleep} NO!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
DRAW ME BETTER YOU {bleep}HEAD!!!!
to be continued.......
MAN, THIS DRAWING IS STUBBORN!

 

by dsp97
2-05-09
cont....... (may not be a actual language)
HOW ABOUT THIS?
"AAH!@>?}~~~#{:;;VCB,<+-==GDGFF"
I'LL {bleep} YOU!!!
WHAT? NOOOOOO!!!!!!
The End
MABEY I'LL JUST GO ON Stripcreator.com FROM NOW ON

 

by dsp97
2-05-09
HERE'S YOU MAIL SIR
DEAR SIR/MAM BLAHDY BLAHDY BLAH YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO BLAH BLAH BLAH AND SO ON
to be continued....
I'M VERY ANGRY NOW!!
DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR ANGER ON ME!!

 

by dsp97
2-05-09
cont.....
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON ME!!!
End
NOW TO GO NEXT DOOR

 

by dsp97
3-04-09
THERE ARE ONLY 2 THINGS THAT SCARE ME, AND ONE IS THE DARK!
WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE?
*CIRCUS PEOPLE WHO SMELL LIKE CABBAGE!
CARNIES!!!*

 

by dsp97
3-04-09
ARE YOU AN ALIEN?
YEP, IM A ALIEN THINGY!
CAN I PUNCH YOU?!
i..said...n....o....

 

by dsp97
3-11-09
CARTOON VIOLENCE T.V.
WHOO!!!
KID vs KID!
TAKE THAT!!
ME CALF!!!
AND THIS!
I GOT BITS DOWN THERE YA KNOW!!!

 

by dsp97
3-22-09
PARADOX #1
I AM THE ALIEN FROM "ALIEN vs. PREDATOR"
I AM THE TERMINATOR FROM THE "TERMINATOR" MOVIES
YOU WILL DIE NOW!!
THAT HURT!!

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
South Park style Canadian heads ~ dsp97
I'M HERE...
JUST GET IN THE CAR!
OOH LOOK AT THAT DONKEY
NOWS MY CHANCE!
...AND THATS WHY I THINK HE WAS MURDERD!
GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
My name is Detective Noel Hogan. We found a dead Canadian, had a nail in his head. We've got two DNA results, one belongs to Damian Pankhurst...
IS YOUR SON HOME?
YES, I'LL GET HIM FOR YOU
To Be Continued.
WERE YOU BY THE BANK YESTERDAY?...
NO...

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
To recap, we found a dead canadian with a nail in his head, got two sets of DNA from it and one belonged to Damian Pankhurst...
Continued...
WELL WE GOT SOME OF YOUR DNA FROM THERE THIS MORNING...
BUT I WASN'T THERE!!!
To Be Continued.
I SUDGEST YOU COME WITH ME...
{GULP}

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
To recap, we found a dead canadian with a nail in his head, got two sets of DNA from it and one belonged to Damian Pankhurst...
DAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!
To Be Continued.
WHATS GOIN' ON HERE!

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
To recap, I tracked down this Damian character and he keeps denying that he was obviously at the bank yesterday. And now I've got to sort out his dad who's got a hand-held machine gun!...
PLEASE PUT DOWN THE GUN, SIR
To Be Continued.
WHY SHOULD I? MY SON SCREEMED FOR HELP AN' HE'S GONNA GET HELP!!

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
To recap, I tracked down this Damian character and he keeps denying that he was obviously at the bank yesterday. And now I've got to sort out his dad who's got a hand-held machine gun!...
YOUR SON HAD ONE OF HIS NAILS INSERTED INTO A CANADIAN'S HEAD!
To Be Continued.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! MY SON DOESN'T LIKE NAILS!...
MMM...

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
To recap, Damian's father claims that he does not like nails...well thats beleveable, the question is, how did we get his DNA tn the first place?...
DAMIAN!
YES?
To Be Continued.
HOW DID WE GET YOUR DNA ON THE NAIL IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM?
WELL...

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
To recap, Damian's father claims that he does not like nails...well thats beleveable, the question is, how did we get his DNA tn the first place?...
"This is how it happend..." ~ Damian
I'VE DROPPED ME NAIL!
I'VE FOUND IT, HERE YA GO
To Be Continued.
THANKS FOR THE INFO, AND SORRY FOR SUSPECTING YOU!
OK THEN

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
To recap, Damian is innocent. The other DNA sample on the nail belonged to a Canadian named Terrance Phillips...
TERRANCE PHILLIPS, OPEN UP! THIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
To Be Continued.
WHY SHOULD I!!!

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
To recap, Damian is innocent. The other DNA sample on the nail belonged to a Canadian named Terrance Phillips...
WE'RE COMING IN!
To Be Continued.
WAIT HERE!
YES SIR!

 

by dsp97
3-28-09
To recap, I've just entered Terrance Philips home but he's mysteriously vanished! I'm searching for him now...
FREEZE TERRANCE PHILIPS!
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE! MWHA HA HA HA!
To Be Continued.
TERRANCE PHILIPS!!
WHERE DID I PUT THAT INVISIBILITY POTION?...

 

by dsp97
3-30-09
To recap, I've just entered Terrance Philips home but he's mysteriously vanished! I'm searching for him now...
I'M WARNING YOU!!
AHH, HERE IT IS
WHERE ARE YA?
HERE I AM!!

 

by dsp97
3-30-09
To recap, Terrance Philips has used his invisibility potion to disappear...but i'm gonna get him...
AWW MAN! IT WORE OFF!
FREEZE TERRANCE! YOUR COMING WITH ME!
The End.
I WONDER WHAT THIS FEELS LIKE? OWW THAT HURT!

 

by dsp97
3-31-09
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU'VE BEEN LATE OVER 10 TIMES, JON
* # means sound
OW! #POW, BANG, HURT# *
NOW HE MIGHT GIVE ME A RAISE!!

 

by dsp97
3-31-09
Jon's gone to the hospital to see if his boss is OK...
IS HE GONNA BE ALRIGHT?
YES, HE'S GONNA BE FINE
YAY!!
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY
A few hours later...
I'D BETTER GET OUTTA HERE!

 

by dsp97
3-31-09
Jon has yet again gone to the hospital to see if his boss is OK...
WE'RE JUST GONNA INJECT HIM WITH THIS STUFF AND HE'LL BE OK
5 mins later...
WE HAVE TO CUT A PENCIL OUT OF HIM!
2 mins later...
AS YOU CAN SEE, SOMTHING HAS GONE WRONG, BUT YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE...

 

by dsp97
3-31-09
Continued...
WHEN WE PULLED THE PENCIL OUT, BLOOD SQUIRTED EVERY WHERE
WE HAD TO STICK IT BACK IN
I KNOW WHERE I'D LIKE TO STICK IT!

 

by dsp97
3-31-09
OH BOY, I'M GONNA GET A NEW PET!
I WANT YOUR BEST PET PLEASE!
WE GOT A CHICKEN...
I'LL TAKE IT?

 

by dsp97
3-31-09
SO, YOU'RE A CHICKEN?
YEP, I'M A CHICKEN!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

by dsp97
3-31-09
MABEY I SHOULD CALL HIM...
HELLO, IT'S THE CHICKEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY ARE YOU TALKING?!...

 

by dsp97
4-02-09
DUDE, YOU HAVEN'T COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM FOR 2 DAYS!
SO?
A GIRL WANTED TO ASK YOU OUT!
LET ME FIGHT BOO AND I'LL TURN IT OFF...
IT'S A ME, MARIO
BOO!

 

by dsp97
4-03-09
A Dwarf's Life
WHAT TO DO?...
60 yrs later...
WELL I JUST WASTED 60 OF MY YEARS!

 

by dsp97
4-03-09
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU FOR AGES SO I CAN KILL YOU!...
WHY WOULD YOU WAN'T TO DO THAT?
COS YOUR A CANADIAN!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOOT, EH?

 

NAUGHTY DOG, DON'T PEE IN THE BATHROOM!
WELL IF YOU THINK THATS BAD, DON'T LOOK IN THE DINNING ROOM!
by dsp97, 4-04-09

 

by dsp97
4-04-09
No school, No chores, No clothes. It's great being a dog!
HAY, MY NAMES FIDO, AND I LIVE AT 123 HIGH ST. I THINK IT'S GREAT BEING A DOG...
...EXCEPT WHEN YOU GET SHOUTED ON FOR DOIN' YOUR BUSINESS!
NAUGHTY DOG! YOU PEED ON MY SHOES!!!

 

by dsp97
4-18-09
WOULD YOU LIKE A BONE? WELL, FETCH!!!
OK, NOW!
To Be Continued...
GET LOST YA SMELLY MUTT!!

 

by dsp97
4-19-09
DAD, IS GOD BLACK OR WHITE?
GOD IS BOTH BLACK AND WHITE
DAD, IS GOD A BOY OR A GIRL?
GOD IS BOTH BOY AD GIRL
MMM. DAD, IS GOD MICHEL JACKSON?
?!?!

 

by dsp97
4-22-09
ALL INDEPENDENT FILMS ARE ABOUT A BUNCH OF GAY COWBOYS EATING PUDDING! WATCH:
A BUNCH OF GAY COWBOYS EATING PUDDING.
I LOVE YOU...
I'M EATING MY PUDDING!!

 

by dsp97
4-23-09
Canadian Killer's Back!! With Laughs!
I'M BACK! AND THIS TIME, I'M FUNNY!!!
HEY, WE'VE JUST GOT SOME EVIDENCE THAT POINTS AWAY FROM TERRANCE PHILIPS AS THE MURDERER!
BUT HE'S IN PRISON NOW!
I'LL GET MY COAT
BUT YOUR WEARING YOUR COAT!!

 

by dsp97
4-23-09
SO, WHERE'S THE "EVIDENCE"?
IT'S ON MY ASS!
WHAT!?!? HOW DID YOU GET IT ON YOUR ASS?
YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW!!

 

by dsp97
4-23-09
I AIN'T GETTING THE EVIDENCE OF YOUR ASS! YOU DO IT!
FINE
ALMOST GOT IT!!
10 MINS LATER...
YOU PUT IT IN A BAG! IT'S BEEN ON YOUR ASS!
OK THEN

 

by dsp97
4-23-09
Later...
YOU'R TIME IS OVER
IT'S ONLY BEEN 2 YEARS!
UMMM, YEA...ABOUT THAT, WELL YOU'RE MAKING A HORRID SMELL AND WE NEED THIS CELL!

 

by dsp97
4-26-09
(STICKMEN)
I THINK I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!
WHY KILL YOUR SELF WHEN YOU COULD SEE STICKMEN DYING!
HOW??
(Coming soon)
BY LOOKING ON www.100waystokillastickman.com. IT HAS GAMES TOO!!
COOL!!

 

by dsp97
6-13-09
I AM SICK OF BEING SHONNED BY Dr_Dangerous
THAT IS WHY THIS IS MY LAST COMIC EVER
SO GOOD BIE EVERY BODY... :-(

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