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by ecofreak
4-23-07
Nice shot, Larry! It got through all three panels!

 

by ecofreak
4-24-07
When in Rome...

 

by ecofreak
4-24-07
My parents taught me how to walk and talk.
Now all they want me to do is sit down and be quiet!

 

by ecofreak
4-24-07
You go first.
You go first.
Just do it!
You're the dog. You should do it.
I told you twice. I'M NOT THIRSTY!

 

by ecofreak
4-24-07
Dear Sally, I can no longer email you this way. Every time I use Microsoft Outlook...
Writing a letter? My name is Rocky. I'm the Office Assistant. Would you like some help?
It Becomes Too Much For Me To Handle.
How rude. He didn't even say hello.

 

This is what happens when you talk to strangers.
by ecofreak, 4-24-07

 

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by ecofreak
4-25-07
Aahhhh...ahhhh..
Ahhhhchoooooooo!
*Sniffle*
Gesuntite.

 

by ecofreak
4-25-07
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
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Pumpkin pi.
Ha ha.
Pumpkin Land...

 

by ecofreak
4-28-07
What do you get when you divide a jack-o-lantern's circumference by its diameter?
Umm...
Pumpkin pie!
HA HA HA!
Speaking of which...my mom made some pie earlier...
Right behind you, partner.

 

by ecofreak
5-03-07
I see you gruesomely killed an innocent young woman. Is that true?
Yes, mister.
Hmm...
Tell me about your mother...
I just told you about her!

 

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by ecofreak
5-07-07
Check out my new pet! Its a dog!
Cool! I've never seen a flagu-trimanuplutan gontrosser with five gowquerper fatero pinotresers!
Let's just stick with a DOG.

 

May I take your order?
No. Any other questions?
by ecofreak, 5-07-07

 
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by ecofreak
5-07-07
Rock, Paper, Scissors...
Shot-gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You're just as cute as a button, Jack.
"Cute as a button?" Is that a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

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Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out its butt"?
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

Nice yellow shirt, Gabe!
Thanks. It was white when I bought it, though.
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

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If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

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If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

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Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

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When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

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Kobatiaphls. Blajhhhehsljk!!!jlksdfjl!!
I think it's trying to communicate...
by ecofreak, 5-08-07

 

by ecofreak
5-09-07
Hey, dad! Can I put on my skates from last year? I was thinking I could wear those, strap a rope around me, tie the rope onto the car and have you drive onto the highway with me alongside! Can I?
No, Bobby. Just play your computer.
My dad is the most boring dad in the world.

 

Blehhhhh. I barfed.
by ecofreak, 5-11-07

 

by ecofreak
5-12-07
Instructions for closing baby chair:
Step one: Remove baby.

 

by ecofreak
5-12-07
Hello? Can I talk to Sam?
Hi, Matt. I'll tell Sam to call you back as soon as his diarrhea stops.
MOM!

 

by ecofreak
5-12-07
Hey Sam! Your dad and I just watched an ENTIRE DVD!
Okkaayyyyy.
The only problem is...
We can't figure out how to rewind it.

 

by ecofreak
5-14-07
I'm gonna pound you in second hour, Chen.
Get your kicks now, Ernie! When you grow up you can't just go around beating people up for no reason!
Yea, I guess you're right.
That really wasn't what I meant at all.

 

by ecofreak
5-14-07
Now presenting-animals and their mating songs!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch
Oo-oo-oo-ah-ah-ah!
KEEEEEEEEEEEE/O
SQUAAAAACK!
Hay-Bay-Bee! Hay-Bay-Bee!

 

What happened to you?
I saw a guy walking down the street. He didn't look so happy. I said hi, and he started talking about how his life stinks. I said, "Take a shower".
by ecofreak, 5-16-07

 

by ecofreak
5-16-07
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. The roses have wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
The roses stink, sorta like sheep, but leave your name, number, and message after the beep.
The roses are molding, the violets are rotten. And I might call you back-if I haven't forgotten.

 

by ecofreak
5-16-07
Do you have a "Panic Room" in your home?
Yeah.
It's where I pay my taxes.

 

by ecofreak
5-16-07
My pet cloud, Percy, is in love with the furnace steam.
Love is priceless.
That's exactly what our gas company, Ernie's Gas, will write on the monthly gas bill on the price line.

 

by ecofreak
5-17-07
Why do we have to do this? I hate it! It's making my chest hurt! Can we stop walking now? Quit hurting me! Stop! My legs are killing me! Can we take a break? It's been three hours!
Now can we stop? I hate this! This is tranny! A sure disaster! Let's quit while we're at it! I'm hungry! My feet hurt! Don't push. Mechal! Quit hitting me! I hate this!
I feel like I'm in Dr. Zhivago.

 

by ecofreak
5-17-07
Do I "WOW" you?
You "WOW" me as much as you will tomorrow, but when I realize you "WOW"ed me too little, you'll automatically "WOW" me TWICE as much!
"WOW"!

 

Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
Tell me about it.
by ecofreak, 5-17-07

 

by ecofreak
5-21-07
For the next 60 seconds, I will test my emergency broadcast alarm system.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
If this was a real emergency, the scream you just heard would be duplicated after the previous scream. This is used to...
"Sigh" Someday, when the house caves in, she'll thank me.

 

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by ecofreak
5-21-07
Die, evil babysitter!
AAHHH! Jacob!
See, if we'd bought a dog like I wanted to do, we could go out like this ALL the time.
Dear, we're here to enjoy the silence. Let's not talk about this.

 

by ecofreak
5-21-07
Rats.

 

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
by ecofreak, 5-21-07

 

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
by ecofreak, 5-21-07

 

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by ecofreak
5-21-07
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

 

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
by ecofreak, 5-21-07

 

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
by ecofreak, 5-22-07

 

The road to success is always under construction.
by ecofreak, 5-22-07

 

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
by ecofreak, 5-22-07

 

by ecofreak
5-22-07
Ok. When I say DRAW, we'll draw. One, two, three, STRAW! Ok, just checking your hearing. One, two, three, DRAWing! Ok, DRAWbridge!

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