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by el_foka
9-16-03
You ROFL my Brothel.
You ROXXORS my BOXXERS!
You raped my ass.
I know nothing!

 

by el_foka
9-16-03
Hi Becky! Would you like to go out with me this Friday Night?
Does a polar bear shit on ice?
... I guess.
And what does a child say to their mother to go to the bathroom?
....I need to go.
Guess you'd better fucking leave before my nine iron starts proposing sex with your teeth.

 

by el_foka
9-16-03
Hey little girl! Would like a free snow cone?
Uh... I guess? Where might this fabled frosty treat be?
In my pants.
How about a snow job?
What's with all the red snow strewn in your lawn?
*wink*

 

by el_foka
9-16-03
Josh Bedn is so hawt.
No, Shrap is teh gawd of teh hawt.
No, Bedn is a secksay man.
So is Shrapnel.
What?!?!
Hahaha, you are teh n00b.

 

by el_foka
9-16-03
This will work! The formula is sound, and everything is set!
This is the worst bobsledding team ever.
Indeed, the wind is right, and the test pilot is a go.
Did you ever think to try this in a place with ice?
I see how it is, next you'll probably complain about your bobsled.
Bobsled? You said this a toilet.

 

by el_foka
9-17-03
Well if it isn't Mick the Champion.
Shrike, I have something important to say.
What do you feel the need to say?
Mick.
You've gone and caught a virus haven't you?
In my pants.

 

by el_foka
9-17-03
Becky?
What do you want, and where's my side kick?
There's this little girl crushed underneath my front tire. She might be dead.
You mean she's not dead?
I don't think so... she's still barely breathing....
Priorities Becky, Do your laundry and walk the dog, after you fucking hide the body. You'll never be a girl scout at this rate.

 

by el_foka
9-17-03
So this is Heaven?
No, this is Hell.
So what do you do in Hell?
We play DDR while cruxified.
Sounds hard.
I've not even mentioned the fact we play while bloated ticks are shoved into your colon.

 

by el_foka
9-17-03
*grunt*
*ugh*
*huff*
*urgh*
GOD DAMN IT!
I dropped my contact.

 

by el_foka
9-17-03
Sorry Folks.
Couldn't think of a comic. Just thought I'd remind ya.
September 19th is talk like a pirate day.
Yar!

 

by el_foka
9-17-03
OH BOY! Zerg66 wrote something! I've been waiting all day to hear from him!
Topic : Any chicks wanna do cyber? Post: dou you wanna do cyber?
Yes. Good lord help me. Yes, I do.

 

by el_foka
9-22-03
Joy and a toaster! NICKO9Y done went and made a topic called "Fuck". Trust me folks, whatever is with in it, contains sheer comedy gold!
He writes "god help me *sob*"
The standard joke would be to call him an idiot, but I'm shaken by what could have been his last post. This guy could have angry ferrets in his bowels, and really needed my help. Whatever, Oprah's on.

 

by el_foka
1-05-04
Well, congrats. We've just destroyed a superbot of the White House, and probably been labeled by terrorists.
Oh sure, with that attitude.
You know... had you been able to stop vomitting we probably would have had lights to work with.
*urp* Pff. This is a holy mission, God will show us the way.
Both the darkness and the obvious don't seem to faze you, eh?
Much like an Albino.

 

by el_foka
1-05-04
This is pointless, the White House was designed to be toured with lights!
Yeesh. Whiner! Keep walking, we got us some revolution to hitch up and ride!
*squish*
Oh god.
Perhaps you should go in front, seeing as how you've darkvision like an albino.
Noting your lack of skin color makes us even. Now march onward, and hopefully towards a punchline!

 

by el_foka
1-05-04
Oh my God Becky! By some fluke, Christmas is over! We should decorate for Super Bowl now.
You know what? Fuck Christmas.
But that's wrong and makes Baby Jesus have a stroke.
No, what's wrong is the term Christmas. And those who want the Christ put back in it. Maybe they should say it properly! CHRISTmas, not Chrismas. ARGH!!!!!
So.... Did you want to hurt people?
Done, and done. In fact It was a present to myself and the world.

 

by el_foka
1-05-04
OMFG I've got an idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell, I'm as intrigued as you are.

 

by el_foka
1-05-04
Fag ahoy.
*sigh* I'm a coming!
IDEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!

 

by el_foka
1-05-04
Aha! Exactly where I thought! Beyond panels of Darkness!
It's the reincarnation of Jehovah!
Oh God.

 

by el_foka
4-06-04
Wow Becky... a new comic.
It's fucking amazing!
What?
The new comic...
Oh... I thought you noticed my haircut.
Oh geez, I thought you were a young Burt Reynolds...

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