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by et_ta_v
6-25-03
So.....
*Squeeeek*
Er.....
**Fiiizzzz*
Oh, forget it

 

by et_ta_v
6-25-03
i did warn you
my breaks are too short
Keep it down over there, your tummy just growled at me
Katey just left her parents house where i am still staying for the island with her friends and i miss her
While your at it, your typing is pissing me off
Hell, I am even pissing myself off
HEy, even your comic strips arent funny

 

by et_ta_v
6-25-03
why do you hate yourself?
I made a funny comic once...
Yeah, right
But it got erased.
How convenient. too bad the rest couldent fallow.
....................................
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by et_ta_v
6-25-03
Fed up with the present, and hopeless about the future, etta resorts to a flashback. And no, there will be NO special effects
**Insert music here**
doo-doo-do-do-do, da- da-da-da-da-dah,dah doo-doo-do, da, lalalalala
(this may take awhile while we load)
dee-dee-dee-dee-dee, la, da, dee-dee-dee, da,da,da,dah-dah-doo, la-dahhh!

 

by et_ta_v
6-25-03
10 years ago (damn i am old)
hums*
okay, so i dident look like this.....................but hell-it's fiction
So, i liked movement class a lot...
Yeah....
It should be stated here "Ami" y is the man i will spend many years "hopelessly in love" with....
Hey, here comes Ami!
Who is Ami??

 

by et_ta_v
6-25-03
Insert music here*
THAT's Ami
he looks just like a hero from a romance novel!
**Wait a sec, wait a sec. HOLD ON. we were REALLY in the cafetria.....So....
**drool**
Hi! I'm Ami.....nice to meet you, gotta go ....

 

by et_ta_v
6-29-03
back to our lunchroom drama...
byeee....
For those just tuning in, "Ami" has just left, after becoming my biggest crush, ever....
I'm in love
Lain shows up. A day too late.
hi.
Huh? what.....

 

by et_ta_v
6-29-03
Lain tries to get etta's attn., to no avail.
I'm friends with Ami
He was so dreamy.....
Well, THIS was a waste of breath....
OOPS! i think he's from my class....
The Great Late Reaction Girl STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Uh.....
You know he voted for your stupid idea, even though his idea was about killer hockey players, right?

 

by et_ta_v
6-29-03
I have been replacing Sex with food
Last item: bag of Ritz cheesys, half eaten
item before that?-Sheperd pie with beef
Don't forget the Dr. pepper, slurpie and peach drink
had lasangia a couple hours ago...cake at Linda's house, a couple fries, breakfast of breads and cheese and coffee....
My life is now officially over....
i had some orange juice, and the cake was healthy....
lots of chocolate, last night, and two bags of chips....

 

by et_ta_v
6-30-03
i am so boring
i ate cookies and drank milk........before that i had coffee......perogies directly after half a mini pizza and a scrabled egg and a piece of toast and fake sausage.....oh and a yougert
sorry i sound like
either i need to get laid, or i need a hobby
all the other comics
Right: Kniting it is!

 

by et_ta_v
6-30-03
So, Ami and etta go to the park
Hi......*Blush*
Hi! You want to go to the park?..we do talk EVERY day on the bus...
Little does he know, she is too innocent to be seduced...
that was a great massage....
Why arnt we kissing yet?
oh, the adolecence!
that was a great massage...i wish he liked me...
she must be gay

 

by et_ta_v
6-30-03
next week, Lain tries to warn her
There's that boy....i wonder where Ami is?
Hi, etta..You know Ami has a girlfriend, right?
And get noticed...As If.
Oh!
*sigh*
for like suger is sweeter then fruit......
Of course!
Ami sucks...and she's so cute..How the hell does he do it?

 

by et_ta_v
6-30-03
So infatuation gets more notice in youth
**intermission**
I really dont know what else to say...maybe becuase it is 646 am at my lame job

 

by et_ta_v
7-07-03
Boy from ultra cool party spotted accross store...Naturally, i send my friend to do the dirty work FOR me....
....Who looks like me in this, but that's becuase i dont have much to work with...oh, and yes, i know i am pathetic...
**big, overdone shock** "Oh, hey! I know you!"
what the hell...?
At htis point i was sopposed to come over from the other side of the store.....
"Um, so..what are you listining to...?
She's hot....

 

by et_ta_v
7-07-03
So MY friend cant look in my direction in case she gives up the game...
I was listing to M&M
(And i play to lose)
Oh, boy where is Etta?
Why is this girl talking to me?
I am so not cool
Oh, my friend is with me, BTW...
**fake nonchalance*

 

by et_ta_v
7-07-03
All that effort, lost....
Hey, Etta was at the party, too!
Um..."HI"....Wanna go now, Kay?
What the hell.....Wasent that the girl who ran off in the middle of a sentance? Wierd.
Etta drags Kay out onto the streets, blushing...(Etta, Not Key)
Why are we leaving so fast?
He was so cute....

 

by et_ta_v
7-07-03
Yeah i know Shaunlea isent black but shes prettier then the other options!
It says in this paper that if you use pee on your face your skin will be soft and clean
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ha ahahahahahahahahahahaahaahahahaah

 

by et_ta_v
7-07-03
like laugh about it
that's sick
well, Maybe if i where on a desert island
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
LOL

 

by et_ta_v
7-07-03
Boy, is OUR kitchen RED
You seem to have regained your sense of homour
Thats right...
I guess you can add that to the list of "Things that pee is good for"...

 

by et_ta_v
7-07-03
i adore geeks....

 

by et_ta_v
7-08-03
I want to brush my teeth
Maybe i should floss, as well
Then i will brush and floss MY ASS...

 

by et_ta_v
7-08-03
Come down here and say that, Bitch
Originality- plagerizing one idea at a time
well, I COULDA done THAT

 

by et_ta_v
7-08-03
Just remember , Folks: No one is safe.
I AM GOD..and boy, am i sick
Heheheheheheheh

 

by et_ta_v
7-09-03
etta and frappicino girl going for a walk around Vancouver...
I need a frapachino
yeah, okay that sounds good, we will go to starbursts
Frappicino, frappicino, frappicino

 

by et_ta_v
7-09-03
there
there, etta
"the bunnies can;t get methebunniescan'tgetmethebunniescan'tgetme...
"***hop-hop-hop-hop**"

 

by et_ta_v
7-09-03
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

by et_ta_v
7-09-03
Oh! Damian! ..we cant see each other anymore! your brother suspects something!...everything we have worked so hard for...
Damn, it Bitch! when are you going to let me kill him! if i dident know better, i would think you were in love with him!
Oh, NO, NO! i could NEVER love him...he's too weak....
You had better finish this, or i will betray you to your father!
But i'm pregnent with your CHILD!
Are you SO Sure it's MINE.....

 

by et_ta_v
7-12-03
Just waking up @4 pm, i hear what i first belive is a film............but it doesnt stop....a womens voice, yelling load but i barely hear it, sounds like a lot of soundproofing betwen her and me....
"Help me, would sombody please help me.....Call the police, somebody call the police, please help me, help would somone PLEASE HELP HELP HELP ME HELP PLEASE somone......"
My first reaction is denial
This Is NOT HAPPENING!

 

by et_ta_v
7-12-03
IT's coming through the air shaft....
Oh my GOD!!!!
i listin VERY carefully.....
"please help call the police......"

 

by et_ta_v
7-12-03
Hello, 9-1-1, please.....
NO.
And can you telll me which apt.?
Some women has been kidnapped, is being held against her will in OUR building, and probebly raped and they ask these smug, stupid questions, ...then don't even show up..........
What was she yelling?
..........................

 

by et_ta_v
7-12-03
And every TV movie and well turned novel with a rape scene has the same music as is coming through the walls....the music of my neibors never stopps, which is odd....not ONCE, in the more then two
weeks i have lived there....**Boom *boom***BOOM *BOOM**BOW!*BOW*!*boom*boom*....A never ending song of horrer, which puts the saved up images from mass media in MY HEAD...as i lie or stand in my dark
room, hoping to gather more info , SOMETHING...others ignore, deny..i am her ONLY hope...and i am afraid.

 

by et_ta_v
7-12-03
The Horror of her captivity has changed how i look at EVERYTHING
My life is wonderful in comparison, i finally relized i have nothing to fear, nothing to be sad for.....

 

by et_ta_v
7-12-03
I'm kinda really ANGRY at the people who hear...and exuse the noises away...BECUASE THEY ARE TOO WEAK to face the truth!!!
It makes me sick...
please, please...Just let me go, just letme go let me go.....
Ms> Blabber-phone-mouth across the way talks OVER the whispered pleas...i wonder if she knows she' doing it....
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

 

by et_ta_v
7-15-03
So death, violence..just happens. I decided a rule of life no one says, awhile ago
"if you don't move forward, violence"
Life is cruel. People get killed. it has always been thus, and the myth that violence is less prevailant just becuase we now own TV's, microwaves, cars computers radios and telephones..is just that.

 

by et_ta_v
7-15-03
no fixed
sense of
self

 

by et_ta_v
7-15-03
I'll be okay
I'll be o-

 

by et_ta_v
7-15-03
.....86. she's made 86 comics and she's STILL here..
I know, what a freak. You know, i don't think she even KNOWS anybody
You don't really read this shit, right?
Yeah, Ettav's comics suck ASS
...as much as we do!
Well, not QUITE that much. But close..

 

by et_ta_v
7-15-03
Got any grapes?

 

by et_ta_v
7-15-03
Men are assholes. Men are irrosposable, dumb, Crude and unworthy of women in the EXTREME
SO, why do we put up with them, then?
COCK!......women want 'em, men got 'em!

 

by et_ta_v
7-16-03
I just LONG for a nice grapefruit, you know?

 

by et_ta_v
7-21-03
i can't WAIT until Eddie gets to Vancouver!
Finally, i shall see him live, again!
**Drool**
Helloo....oh, my...all the girls have passed out! why have they all passed out??

 

by et_ta_v
7-22-03
*munch* Munch* *munch*
Good oreos
Hey! watch out! Boss is coming your way!
Hey! R U eating, over there!
uh-oh! better think of somthing..*Munch*

 

by et_ta_v
7-22-03
welllll.....?
ummm....
welllll.....?
ummm....
welllll.....?
ummm....I ..um..had the "Munchies"...?

 

by et_ta_v
7-22-03
Look..it is our beloved co-worker!
I am really smrt
Leave me alone!
he gets hurt alot
please be my friend..
shut up!
becuase people around here are cold, uncaring basterds
Your below me anyway
tell your MOM!

 

by et_ta_v
7-22-03
making the rounds
I love you
eww your icky!
a weekly event...
I like you!
eww your icky!
poor secret nugget
I am cool!
You have a bus pass around your neck!

 

by et_ta_v
7-22-03
I was going to make a comic about me going to Hell for making fun of secret nuggets.
But first...don't these girls look...well...like they BELONG here?
Creepy

 

by et_ta_v
7-22-03
We have SO got her soul!
well, that's not so *Strictly* true
why not?
She doesnt belive in you!

 

by et_ta_v
7-25-03
mmm, chocolate ice-cream...
$7.99 please..
what's in the bag?
Ice cream...
heh...my sex life....

 

by et_ta_v
7-25-03
So. God, right?.....
..."Just let go"...........
Letting go......letting go...free will, free float, ...live life...

 

by et_ta_v
7-25-03
...And so there's a space...a place of sanitity in one's life...
And everything is beautaful and perfect....
But life invades...and once again....

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