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by evertak
12-18-03
Mister Hoessein you can come out now
We found you, we know you are under that styrofoam
I hate those damn answering machines.
Mister hoessein is not in his spiderhole right now, you can leave a message after the beep.

 

by evertak
12-18-03
Mister Hoessein I'm getting kinda tired standing here all day can you jsut come out now.
Please?
Wait just a minute I'm watching the PAris Hilton tape.

 

by evertak
12-18-03
Did you know I get 25 million dollars now that I found you?
Yes can you belive it, I'm worth less then Shaq
Maybe you should play in some horrible movies then aswell.
Are you telling me you didn't see Saddam and his magic jolly happy bunch.

 

by evertak
12-18-03
Dude why are you wearing a hockeymask?
Because I can.
Hey, nobody ever said the comics had to be funny.

 

by evertak
12-18-03
You know, here in Holland we can legally buy and smoke pot!
And the rest of you can't hahahaha
Hey I'm not complaining it helps my buisseniss

 

by evertak
12-19-03
7.00 PM
8.00 PM
But....
I told you there is no way you can think of anything that makes me believe George W is a good president.

 

by evertak
12-19-03
I know a lot of you Americans think that last joke was not funny
................
Well i thought it was!

 

by evertak
12-19-03
Jingle Bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
God, that movie was god forsaken awfull

 

by evertak
12-19-03
Hello and welcome to the 6 o clock news
Today Bill Clinton denied allegations that he had any kind of sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky.
God dammit why did I had to work for FOX news
Isn't this like old news?

 

by evertak
12-19-03
So Lucifer, what evil schemes have you been up to lately?
I cooked up this evil scheme to make people faint of horror.
Yup!
World Idol?

 

by evertak
12-20-03
The set up
So do you know why the priest bought a mercedes.
The intermediate
No?
The punchline
To drive in.

 

by evertak
12-21-03
oeh oeh I love you, you are so wonderfull, and you know what it doesn't matter that you are a clown
oeh oeh I love you too because people are here to be loved, I love everyone no matter who and what they are.
I hate Richard Simmons

 

by evertak
12-21-03
I don't get it, why are we always used in comics as Asian whores?
Yeah it's pretty damn distastefull.
I mean, I haven't taken money for sex in like three months now.

 

by evertak
12-21-03
It's nice to have a background once in a while.
Yeah we are usually just there with nothing in the background.
Too bad the prisongard keeps raping us.

 

by evertak
12-21-03
So I am back once again.
I mean not that it matters or anything but I am quite happy today.
C'mone a squirl with an ax, that is all you can came up with. I told you in Animal's life part 23 that these were getting worse and worse.
Rubba!

 

by evertak
12-21-03
Eeeeeeeeh, what's up doc?
Ssssssh, I'm hunting Wabbits!
You mean grey fussy rabbits with a tail like this who eat carrots like this
Exactly
I'm not stupid anymowe wabbit, I should have just shot you a long time ago.

 

by evertak
12-21-03
oh yeah, oh baby, do it too me.
I'm so glad Jon finally got laid, I'm just gonna peek in and see if she is hot.
2 minutes later
Poor Odie

 

by evertak
12-21-03
I'm am Dexter boy wonder, and I am close to finish my greatest invention yet!
oooeh what does this button do?
Nothing you stupid ****

 

by evertak
12-21-03
Evert!
I just wanted a comic with my name in it!

 

by evertak
12-21-03
Hey I know you, you are that guy from Back to the Future.
Yes that is right, I am Doc Brown
What no DeLorean
Sorry I had some bad stock trades so no cars in this series.

 

by evertak
12-21-03
So apperantly, Doc Brown zapped me back to the future, but as well all know in the first part Marty went to the past and almost screwed his mother so it was actually back to the past.
That ofcourse is not a very nice title because it isn't a word joke and it leaves no room for a second part where you actually go to the future to be confused for your kid who is a total dork.
I just assume you didn't read the previous 2 images.
Look a monkey!

 

by evertak
12-21-03
So monkey what year is it?
1967
Wow you can talk!
OK so I had to put in one anti-american joke.
We own you Americans!
Well duh I am George W Bush and my dad is gonna be president one day!

 

by evertak
12-23-03
I'm just gonna follow this monkey home.
Banana, banana, banana, banana
Following the money!
Banana, banana, banana, banana
Dude, are you checkin out my ass?

 

by evertak
12-23-03
Well the monkey is gone, now what do I do?
No to what?
Hey square you like completely suck dude. Look at you you are a product of the man!
Thank you.
No Biggie

 

by evertak
12-23-03
So dude who are you
I am (truck comes by name is not clearly heard)
Dude, then you are my father.
Do I look like an idiot.
Honestly?
Nevermind!

 

by evertak
12-23-03
So I guess, that you are my father but not yet.
IT seems to be like that.
A voice in the distance: No, you can't talk to him it will destroy the future.
Oh my God!
So you just killed my father for that.
Well I guess that wasn't really necesarry.

 

by evertak
12-24-03
So you killed my dad.
Yezzz
So doesn't that mean I will cease to exist.
Not really.
Why not?
Well I kinda slpet with your mother like 18 years ago and boom, there you were/

 

by evertak
12-28-03
So I am still alive because you screwed my mother.
yeah that's right, you should be thankfull.
I'd start running if I were you.
That's why.

 

by evertak
12-28-03
So now I destroyed my real father.
But still I don't dissapear.
I wonder how many men my mother screwed.

 

by evertak
1-01-04
Dude, I made out with an anarchist last night.
She was so hot.
No real joke here just wanting to let you know.

 

by evertak
1-23-04
This has probably been done yet but hey......
Keep staring you perve

 

by evertak
1-30-04
Let's see if I can find any good porn on the internet
Wait, there wasn't any internet in the 70's
What, I've been back in the present for ages now, get over it.

 

by evertak
2-01-04
Today is a great day for sports.
Because the superbowl is gonna happen.
You know your country is messed up when one of the biggest sports consists of a game based on stealing someone else's land by force.

 

by evertak
2-01-04
mooooooooh
Dammit dude, I was gonna say that.

 

by evertak
2-07-04
Are you following me?

 

by evertak
2-07-04
Well actually, I am bug, your spiritual guide!
Yeah but why are you following me?
I got sick of watching the Superbowl half-time show all day.

 

by evertak
2-07-04
So do you know what this place is?
Well Animal, actually it is your subconsiouness reflected in your head. Also called a dream!
What?
Either think of hot naked women or wake up.
Right!

 

by evertak
2-25-04
Welcome to the annual Evertak Oscar awards.
We are your hostesses asiangirl1 and asiangirl2
You might know us from such hilarious comics as PWND!!!, OMG FREAKING A##HOLE and asiangirls use foul language.
But our most famous work is where we pose as Asian Child Hookers.
Including all 3254353512 remakes of that.

 

by evertak
6-03-04
Let's say I am the guy in the mask, and my computer is the innocent looking schoolgirl.
I know it makes no sense but go with me, here is what I would do.
DIE!!!!!!

 

by evertak
7-14-04
I am a christmas tree
I am a loose arm
Oh When the saints, oh when the saints
oh when the saints come marching in
Fuck you UI'm bored and pissed.

 

by evertak
7-14-04
that wa rather suprising wasn't it?

 

by evertak
8-23-04
What did you think they we're going to talk or something?

 

by evertak
12-19-04
Hi, I'm back to tell you that the last couple of days me and this girl have been very close. But she has a boyfriend so nothing really happened. On her website she states otherwise.
*ding dong*
Who are you?
I'm her boyfriend
Are you coming to play baseball or something?

 

by evertak
12-20-04
So I'm talking to this girl right, chatting her up a little bit.
right
Then all of a sudden she slaps me in the face, I didn't even say anything sexist.
Wow why did she do that.
Maybe because I was squeezing her tits.
But you didn't say anything sexist, what a bitch!

 

by evertak
12-20-04
Hey Richard, what's up.
Well I didn't get laid the past couple of months.
Nah me neither.
So how come we still think we are sexy bitches.
Well I think you are a sexy bitch
Yeah I could really hump you aswell.

 

by evertak
12-21-04
Hey Richard, so you screwed yet.
Yeah man it was great, I wnet on and on and on untill finally I busted my load.
Who did you hav sex with?
What do you mean?

 

by evertak
12-22-04
#1 During Sex
Oh yeah baby, I'm almost there.
oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm breaking up with you, oh yeah oh yeah
#2 On Christmas Eve
Hey it's 12 o'clock, merry Christmas.
Yeah you too, good luck finding a new girlfriend, we're trough
#3 During the Apocalypse
Baby, now that the world is coming to an end, shall we make love one final time?
Nah, I'm just here to break up with you, you bore me, I don't want to spend the rest of my life with you.

 

by evertak
12-23-04
So Richard, why did the chicken cross the street.
How the fuck should I know, I'm out of here if you are going to ask dumbass questions like that.
Maybe I should find a new partner for this comedy duo.

 

by evertak
12-28-04
Hey Little Apple Blossom, what seems to be the problem, all the ones....
Who thhell are you all of a sudden?
Wouter
I thank you once again.
Don't mention it.

 

by evertak
12-28-04
You might have wondered who Wouter is in the last comic?
It doesn't really matter, I just hate his guts so he got killed in my comic, live with it.

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