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by fatguy667
4-17-06
Hold on, cut that scene!
Why on Earth would someone stop my life story?
I was four when that happened, and I remember it perfectly! You made a bias story there!
How?
For one, you didn't say 'goo'. You gurgled alot and you weren't smart enough to know the finger from his butt.
Aw, come on. I love to be bias when it comes to talking about how dumb I am. I love calling myself smart!

 

by fatguy667
4-17-06
Okay, my contact in the police force has forced Tick Acey to be arrested.
Cool! Who is it?
I can't tell that or he wouldn't be my secret contact!
Okay.
But why can't it be confidential?

 

by fatguy667
4-18-06
Hey, Officer, have a drink.
Sure, I'd have one, but I'm allergic to all types of alchohol.
Really?
Yup.
Would you like these grapes?
Sure! I love grapes!

 

by fatguy667
4-18-06
I have you now!
How did you know I was behind all the crimes you've solved?
'Cause I'm an intelligent guy, lol.
No, you say because, I am, and then you say ha ha .
Okay, Because I am an intelligent guy, ha, ha, ha!
Better. Now, since I am the smartest supervillain ever, because I'm Lord Brain, I will destroy with lasers, Mwa ha ha ha!

 

by fatguy667
4-18-06
*whistling*
Now, I can kill Tick Acey for what he did to me!
WEIRD must have placed me here, but how?
Oo, I think we can make him turn, so I can cut off the organ between his legs...
Blam blam! Oi, what are you doing here?
Oh boy, let's start at the beginning.

 

by fatguy667
4-19-06
News has it that recently Dr Sin...
The guy who killed people with a saw?
Yes beloved veiwer, the man who cut people up with the saw, has come back to life.
AARRGGHH! What do we do Mr Reporter?
You can stay inside. Tick Acey is being hospitalised after Dr Sin's attack on him.
Thats me. Yup, thats me. I attacked the guy!

 

by fatguy667
4-19-06
Little lab assistant, make me a coffee.
Okay boss.
Oh, and do bring in some drink for our guest.
What do you mean sir? The cordial or the water?
The stuff in the toilet.
Okay boss.

 

by fatguy667
4-19-06
Aha, Spork.
Yep boss. How do I read this?
You should see some words on the screen.
I can boss, but...
It says we're low on battery power.

 

by fatguy667
4-20-06
Hey, you're nice! You gave me some yellow cordial!
It's really stuff from the toilet.
DON"T SPIT IT ON ME SUPERHERO!
Sorry, were are my manners?
That is a rather good question.

 

by fatguy667
4-20-06
We have a guest on today, Tick Acey!
Yep, thats me.
Out of hospital Tick?
Obviously.
How does it feel to have your adventures chronicled by a user who has only one star?
Pretty bad I guess. At least they had the consideration to put me in their 150th comic.

 

by fatguy667
4-20-06
Now, we have Fly-Man up tonight.
Yup.
So, how do you feel about being shunned to the users 151st comic?
Pretty good and pretty bad.
Why good?
'Cause they told me I was going to be in 150, but Tick really started their comics back up in huge production.

 

by fatguy667
4-21-06
Now, why did you give me that to drink?
Die god damn it!
Nope, I'm still here.
ARRRGGHHH!!!!

 

by fatguy667
4-21-06
Who are you?
Dr Devlir Ensine.
Devil Insane?
Sort of.
What do you mean?
It's Devlir Ensine not Devil Insane.

 

by fatguy667
4-21-06
How can I help you?
You can't hear me.
What did you say?
I knew it.
I can't hear you.
*Sigh*

 

by fatguy667
4-22-06
What are you doing underwater? You're a gonna!
I'm testing a theory.
What? That the original Duran Duran is back together?
Not that.
What then?
That bull's are amphibians.

 

by fatguy667
4-24-06
Have you defeated him yet?
I'm trying boss.
TRYING'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Who bloody well cares?
Me!
Well I don't so up yours.

 

by fatguy667
4-24-06
The door to my house is open?
No one outside...
You again?
Yes, me. Don't worry, I was just tampering with the Hot water. But there's a kid inside, and boy is he bad.

 

by fatguy667
4-24-06
Who are you?
Why bother?
More red?
You little...
Why bother? You can't hear.

 

by fatguy667
4-25-06
Who were you e-mailing?
None of your business.
It had to do with killing me, didn't it?
Uh, not really...
Then how come my pocket lie detector is beeping?
I don't know!

 

by fatguy667
4-25-06
How did you get in here kid?
I found the door open. I've made a costume.
When will they ever learn...
See! I even invented a name: Beeguy!
Okay, you can be my sidekick!!!
Awww... Better than nothing I suppose!

 

by fatguy667
4-25-06
Hello, I'm applying about the job.
Yes.. Lets see the requirements: scary costume?
Oops, can I add some blood to it?
Okay that might work. Two: Scary weapon?
I've got pumpkin bombs.
You're just copying the Green Goblin aren't you in that respect! You're hired anyway.

 

by fatguy667
4-26-06
Hello Flyman. We have an unidentified cereal killer on the loose! And whose that?
My sidekick.
Let me out!
Well, let me know when you'll take care of it.
I'll do it now if you like.
My first mission, cool!

 

by fatguy667
4-26-06
Now, you're going to do the bosses plan!
Brill!
What's this got to do with stealing submarines?
Nice sharky sharky...nice sharky sharky!

 

by fatguy667
4-26-06
Bring bring!
Who's there?
Oh, Lord Brain's boss.
Who are you?
Learn in number 23 pinhead!
Aww...

 

by fatguy667
4-27-06
It's a person from above. Ooohh.
Glug, blub blub, glug!
Glug, do, blub, you, blub, want, glug, an? Do you want an....An ipod?
glug glug!
Yes! you said 'I won an ipod'!
*nods*

 

by fatguy667
4-27-06
Stop killing cereal boxes!
Nope. Now go or I'll cut your head off.
Stop that! I love Cornflakes!
*sighs* And I will love chopping your head off in a minute!
Son, ignore them. But let innocent people eat lovely cereal.
NO! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO ANNOYING!

 

by fatguy667
4-27-06
You! What are you doing this time?
I'm going to watch the news.
Now! News update! A clown just got killed by a shark!
Also, a clown looking like the one the shark killed, but with tonnes of stiches stole fifty million dollars in gold bullion from Fort Knox!

 

by fatguy667
4-27-06
Oh, Doctor Svenn! You survived the gases after all!
I sure did Miss Cryogen.
Anyway, we have news relating to a person trying to steal our gas research.
Why, how did you come across this informatoin my little secretary?
I was nearly killed if I didn't tell them!
You did the right thing.

 

by fatguy667
4-28-06
We must kill Energyman for my boss, little girl.
Yes Lord Brain.
But we must also get many photos little girl.
Like Pussy Galore?
No! It should be Kitty Galore or Vagina Galore, not slang terms little girl!
*sigh*

 

by fatguy667
4-28-06
Oh no, the phone rings again!
Energyman, you will learn who I am next issue!
Tell me your name at least?
NO!
THEN IT WON'T BE A BLOODY SUPRISE!

 

by fatguy667
4-28-06
Boss, we stole the money!
I saw it you pinhead.
Don't call me a pinhead!
Well don't call me boss, call me the 'Clown Shark'!
Your gimmick?
Yes!

 

by fatguy667
4-28-06
Stop Shark Clown!
Jesus! It's Tick Acey!
You got that right bucko! Now, who are you working for?
Confidential.
Never heard of it.
It means secret.

 

by fatguy667
4-28-06
Rockstake, let's join together to kill cereal.
NO!
Wait, did you say 'kill cereal'?
Uh, yes.
I love this guy!

 

by fatguy667
4-28-06
Uh nurse...
Oh, you seem to need medical attention!
No, but my friend does.
Oh...
Tell me where you keep the cereal...
This just won't do. You don't carry sharp objects in a hospital!

 

by fatguy667
4-29-06
So, how are we going to destroy that cereal killer?
I don't know. Maybe find out his weakness.
That's excellent Beeboy! We'll get it from the police.
Cool!
Now, where do we get that info from?

 

by fatguy667
4-29-06
Hello Officer.
Ah yes, Flyman's message?
Here. He wants to know if you'll give him the weakness of Rockstake.
Tell him it's his lust for three bean salad.
Good. Now hands up! I'm his right-hand man!
Grrrr, you stupid mailman. Flyman will save me!

 

by fatguy667
4-29-06
Ahh, boss.
No Oos or Aas.
Okay Black Jack.
And no firstname basis here!
What about ass?
What about a stupid donkey?

 

by fatguy667
4-29-06
Ah, so YOU are the mystery villain!
Yes I am! And I'm the smartest to!
What?
You'll see...
Incredible!
Quite right. You see, I created a fabric calld TNS. It absorbs your nuclear power.

 

by fatguy667
4-29-06
Now, my henchmen...
You heard Number One. You're all henchmen!
Yes Slackbutt.
Sure, whatever.
Did someone say something?
Yes Slackbutt.

 

by fatguy667
4-29-06
Hello Mr Abe.
Hi Tick, sorry about your arrest.
Clown Shark got out, didn't he?
Yes, and WEIRD is launching a revenge plan.
Holy Smokes!
Yes, quite. The line-up seems to have been Number One, Slackbutt, Clown Shark, Dr Sin and Gurr

 

by fatguy667
4-30-06
Now, we know the plan, don't we?
You heard Number One, don't we?
Yes.
I'm gonna love this...
What?
Just shut up, grrr. Oh, rats. Dr Sin can't hear.

 

by fatguy667
4-30-06
Now kid, where's your dad?
He's out...
On buisness?
Shut up Mr Detective!
He's going to kill people!
And I kill gerbils and hamsters, blah blah blah.

 

by fatguy667
4-30-06
I've never really taken a villain to dinner before...
Hmm, I know the feeling.
So, about TNS. What does it do?
It absorbs your Nuclear power and deteriorates it.
Wow.
No, it's not from the WoW games. I invented it.

 

by fatguy667
4-30-06
I've never heard of such a fabric before...
I must discover how he makes it before I am finished!
Now, his name should give me a clue...Of course! The Black Jack card company!

 

by fatguy667
4-30-06
Now, we know that he's attacking the hospital cereal. Let's go!
Okay. Let's go!
Why did our car break down...
That is a good question.
Flyman will never stop us!
Never in a million years!

 

by fatguy667
4-30-06
Watch out for my missiles Flyman!
I am, but you'll hit rockstake if I move!
You'll be as dead as your beloved Cornflakes soon!
No! You killed more Cornflakes!
Everyone! SHUT UP! I'll kill the officer if you talk once more!
Don't talk, anyone!

 

by fatguy667
5-01-06
The names Connery, Sean Connery.
Shut the fork up. You're Abe Vigoda.
I'm Sean Connery now, I changed my name.
What the fork?
A few minutes later, after a fight started...
Die, how dare you not call me Sean Connery! He's cool!
He he he, I'll go now. My sickle can easily cut off your balls dork! Your too easy!

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
No one talk, I'll kill the policeman if you do!
You are on strange little mailman.
Thats it...
Watch were you...
...step.

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
So, your brilliant plan got us here, Devlir.
Apparently.
I have a new boss now. He's paying me fifty thousand.
Who is he?
You know that mobster who lives at the 'Gandalf Cauldron'.

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
You know, that Flyman really needs more challenges.
Yup.
I have discovered the perfect challenge on my phone!
Thats a phone?
Technically it's a PDA, but I can use it as a phone.
Okay.

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