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by favus
3-01-01
ring ring ring ring *click* I thought uhh uhh id ring you up while wanking uh uh uh
...
uhhhh *huff* uhh uhhh
how did they know I was wanking?
oooh ooohh ooooh! yeah...

 

by favus
3-01-01
one fine day...
arn't you worried about mad cow disease?
fuck me! a talking cow!!

 

by favus
3-01-01
moo
you cunt! I was gonna say that!!!

 

by favus
3-01-01
so right there were two flies on a piece of shit...
one farts...
and the other says, "do you mind? i'm fucking eating!!"

 

by favus
3-01-01
Favus, Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Nothing like you dad
mohh
You're a fucking stupid fuckwit son, and not worth the fucking steam off my piss you stupid waste of fucking skin...

 

by favus
3-02-01
Favus! where have you been? i've missed you so much!
sorry SHelley io've been working, I've got a job you know...
Why can't we still be freinds?
god she's so high maintianace
good job i've got a dildo

 

by favus
3-02-01
God these cartoons are so rubbish
you'd never catch me doing something as naff as this....
just one more....

 

by favus
3-02-01
Favus I'm fed of you making assumptions about me based on your experience with other women, I'm not like them, at all..
Your sister is great in bed
that's it - we're finished!
I know
god he's so sexy
I wonder what her mum's doing

 

by favus
3-02-01
Look i'm sorry ive been trying to devide us by being a bastard its my way of coping
its alright, I understand besides I dont have a sister...
your mum looks really good for her age then
will you take me back?
oh god yes!

 

by favus
3-02-01
before we take it any further i really need to know if you look the same, in real life as your character...
you wanna see what i really look like?
yeah.. sure
Okay i'll get changed
what do you think then favus?
I've had worse

 

by favus
3-02-01
Hey Shelley..
Yeah Favus?
I've been looking at your profile there's not much there...
what's your point?
Anyone would think you didn't want to be stalked...
eek

 

by favus
3-02-01
im a bit depressed i made Tane feel bad
well he should know you by now
i didnt mean to do it
ummm, I guess he'll forgive you...
yeah at least my mates arn't dead
d'oh

 

by favus
3-02-01
I'm zygotes, I know all, I am better then you and I am never wrong...
I pour scorn upon you all, and your stupid ideas' I did it all before you - better and with more style.
I knew that was going to happen...
Moh

 

by favus
3-03-01
Hey zyg, I hear you're having problems making cartoons that take the piss, that dont seem as lame as the cartoons you're taking the piss out of..
Well? what are you going to do??
EH tell me what you're gonna do!!
if i ignore him maybe he'll go away again..

 

by favus
3-03-01
Cow, you ever really wondered how mum and dad had us?
no I found out..
Really How?!?!?
Mum's a german internet porn star..

 

by favus
3-03-01
I'm a bit worried, I was sat on the loo, farted and blood came out...
Wow man thats scary!
ahh its probably just haemorroids or something...
I'd go see the Doctor anyway... EEK!!
he's behind me isnt he?

 

by favus
3-03-01
ahh you're Dr. Ross my proctologist yeah? um, be gentle with me..
okay Mr Favus no worries...
okay lets take a look..
erm, ahme, so why do you like do this job? its the money good? i gues it must be..
No, I just love rectums, you may feel something that feels like a finger being inserted into your anus, dont worry..
EEK...

 

by favus
3-03-01
if you had one wish what would it be?
Umm, I'd probably wish that I had 20 million pounds, you can do a lot with money...
wierd...
What?
I was expecting you to say "my mother not in a wheelchair"
moh

 

by favus
3-03-01
Toyah, Why do you love me so much? is it because of my stunning good looks? or my wit?
Well actually - its because no matter how hard you try to be nasty and annoy me, i dont givve a shit about you and what you think - making me laugh at you,
Making me happy is what you do - because you're such a fucking sad old man..
God i hate you
people just like me cos im a girl hehe

 

by favus
3-03-01
why are you nailing nails in your head? cant you see that isnt funny??
don't you get it, its like most of these cartoons are created by teenagers, we think the angst we feel equates to the pain of doing this, in real life, IT REALLY HURTS!
HAHA NOT AS MUCH AS THAT DOES HAHAHA
zygotes you are your own worst enemy...

 

by favus
3-03-01
Hey did you hear Bulm0r got into trouble with his clitty diddlage of Abb0r stuff on AD?
Yeah It nearly split them up...
Yeah women dont like that sort of insight into thier lives broadcast to millions..
it could have spoiled the whole thing man! that would have been a travesty..
I just hope his webam is working on the night man! this will RULE..

 

by favus
3-03-01
Hey did you hear Bulm0r got into trouble with his clitty diddlage of Abb0r stuff on AD?
Yeah It nearly split them up...
Yeah women dont like that sort of insight into thier lives broadcast to millions..
it could have spoiled the whole thing man! that would have been a travesty..
I just hope his webam is working on the night man! this will RULE..

 

by favus
3-03-01
hey favus, hughes.. we finally meet this is Abb0r i'm buml0r
charmed i'm sure..
I didnt recognise them with thier clothes on
Hey Abb0r, your genital warts cleared up then?

 

by favus
3-04-01
what the FUCK are you doing?
Its thew new fasion in body peircing man! all the kids are doing it...
ive never seen anything so utterly stupid in my life...
parents hate it.. and the governemnt are going to ban it..
man were so cool!
yeah look at us! we're super freaky we FUCKING ROCK MAN!

 

by favus
3-04-01
kenny go and tell Dennett to do some more cartoons
I would, but I'm in Victoria Park, and he's in Fallowfield, and his house is tightly guarded by Chambers and his leather jacket mafia...
pussy!
I love the IRCop policy on EFnet. "If you're having trouble on EFnet, do not hesitate to contact one of our friendly IRCops, who will kindly tell you to FUCK OFF, kline you, and then pingflood you for
STR0BE WHERE ARE YOU!!!
......a further ninety minutes for being such a lam0r d00d!!11!1!"

 

by favus
3-04-01
weve got some bad news favus man
what is it?
Apparently wagoo has caught a train in Leeds..
so?
with his face...
ooh that can be healthy...

 

by favus
7-01-05
Welcome to the 2005 World pocket billiards championship
nnnn
fffnnndddd
ooh YESS!!!

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