All comics by floatingtorsoman

 

a plotline started without a basis :) go me by floatingtorsoman 12-12-01
Why do you always say the things that hurt me? awww, float, please, im sorry.	no, you dont understand me. im leaving oh come now, youre being irrational	FINE then! leave! see if i care! you never listen! i might as well be talking to the carpet! Hey hey! :)

 

silly carpet by floatingtorsoman 12-12-01
Well, it looks like me and you, carpet. Yay! A friend!	So.. what do you like to do for fun? Well, i wouldnt know. ive never HAD fun before. Normall all i do is lay around all day.	Well that sonds like it sucks DONT JUDGE MY LIFE! I HATE YOU! YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM! IM LEAVING!

 

oooh mysterious by floatingtorsoman 12-12-01
I'm so alone... *sniff* cOmE To ME mY ChILd...	What? carpet!? nO, i Am NoT tHe CarPet, It's JUst An ODd cOinCideNce tHat The lASt tHinG YoU sPoKe to AlSO sPokE FroM HeRe	So, youre nore the carpet? No, but you WILL remember me...

 

dun dun duuuunnnn! by floatingtorsoman 12-12-01
No, it cant be.. Yes, it is. it is I...	oooh... shiney..	SATAN!

 

betcha didnt see THAT one coming, huh? by floatingtorsoman 12-12-01
Well, its been nice seing you again, satan, but i think ill be going. No. Youre not going anywhere. For your years of bad service and for your betrayal of me, I will turn you into....		A SMALL PRE-TEEN GIRL!!

 

were back again! again! by floatingtorsoman 9-14-02
"dear float, where have you been? it's been, like, a year. what has happened?"	"didnt reapsie get turned into a small girl? what happened with that? signed, jen schwalbach, boca raton florida."	the answer, is i have no idea. you lie! you just accidently drank battery acid and passed out for ten months!

 

oui by floatingtorsoman 9-14-02
so, where have we been, anyways? how am i supposed to know?	well, um.. i dont know. i just assumed. well, to be truthful, we just forgot about this whole thing.	so i take it we 'forgot' about you being turned into a teenage girl by satan? no, that never actually happened.

 

paralell unerversii by floatingtorsoman 9-14-02
it taolly happened! i swear. no, that was a paralell universe.	really? it seemed so real. sure it did, youre not real yourself. not real things feel real to other not real things	really? wow... that leaves so many questions unanswered... i must go ponder. that'll shut him up. now to check up on the beer alien.

 

switcheroo by floatingtorsoman 9-14-02
hey beer alien. gimme a beer. no. i dont have to.	yes you do! it was part of our deal! i wnet on strike while you were gone. i won.	really? yes. now get me a beer, beer demon.

 

yarb by floatingtorsoman 9-14-02
hey, you busy? um, kindof.	well, beer alien says he went on strike while we were gone, and won, and now i have to be the beer demon. what are you talkig about? he got me a beer five minutes ago.	that asshole! time to teach that punk a lesson! dont help me or anything, im just morbidly suicidal and all... *sigh*

 

sheeott. by floatingtorsoman 9-14-02
hey punkass! get back here! sheeott....	just who do you think you are, tricking me like that. funny you should ask...	sheeott.... didnt i turn you into a teenage girl?

 

mmhmm by floatingtorsoman 9-14-02
wait, beer alien isnt satan! i clearly am. it makes perfect sense. hell being behind the fridge... beer being in the fridge...	hrmm....	wait, that makes the complete OPPOSITE of perfect sense. i was hoping you wouldnt realize that...

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