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by fryjedi
7-16-03
On the way home...
Yeah, that girl Moria was pretty cool.
yeah?
yeah, she got the whole harry potter thing, and was named after the lord of the rings...
Sounds like a winner. Did you get her number?
Uhh...
You FOOL!

 

by fryjedi
7-16-03
It feels good to get out of that costume! I feel like I've been in it for 3 and a half weeks!
Yes...Now that you've got an almost 900 page book to read, you'll be abandoning me, wont you?
Uh...
Its ok, I understand. Just wait until you try to use a wired network...
What was that?
Nothing!

 

by fryjedi
7-16-03
(Almost) 900 Pages Later...
Wow! That book was spectacular!
Was it now? I guess you liked the death of a major character part.
Yeah, I guess I'm gonna have to do that now.
What? Oh no, I hope it isn't Jesus or The Gun Toting Kangaroo!
Not quite who I had in mind....
What? NOOOOOO! (flatline beeping noise)

 

by fryjedi
7-16-03
Back at Barne's and Noble's
...And that's how it happened that my computer died.
Gosh, that's really awful. All that because of a Harry Potter Book?
Yes, there is some ray of hope though.
How, I dont understand?
Well, if Voldemort can be reborn, I bet The Computer can!
Well, he certainly is evil enough.

 

by fryjedi
7-17-03
Yeah, so he's dead.
How? I don't understand?
The doctors said it was a massive hard drive crash combined with cpu overheat.
Is there anything left to bury?
Yes, but it wont be an open case ceremony.
At least he didn't have a window.

 

by fryjedi
7-18-03
You are the leader of a resistance against future kangaroos who seek to take over the world. You defeat their leader.
Is that why you've come from the future to sequester me?
Yes, that is also why I'm naked
What's the name of this leader, anyways?
Kangaroo Jack!
He's stolen the money and is not giving it back...I shoulda seen this one coming.

 

by fryjedi
7-21-03
Can you believe this heat?
I think I might be melting.
Why not get some ice cream?
Yes, that would cool things off, lets!
I can't...I'm lactose intolerant.
Oh...why did you suggest it then?

 

by fryjedi
7-22-03
Hey Jesus.
Hey.
What did you think of Dogma?
I dont know why people ask me that.
Well, cause, you know, it was about you...
Yeah, well, why didn't Kevin Smith call my agent or somthing? I could have at least done a cameo or somthing. Jeez!

 

by fryjedi
7-23-03
You want to go see The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
I'm a big Sean Connery fan. We look almost exactly alike!
I must warn you, its about a good of a comic book movie as Batman & Robin or The Hulk.
The Hulk? I thought it was supposed to be good cause Eric Bana's British?
So's Dame Edna. Your Point?

 

by fryjedi
7-24-03
Yes, thats me on the left.
You needed a meeting?
Yes! I think that my character needs more airtime.
Um...I dont think so.
Why not! I'm the star! I know! Why don't you send me on an adventure with that Jesus.
He's nailed to the cross, he's not exactly mobile.
Fine then, I'll get my own webcomic! With blackjack! And Hookers! In fact, screw the webcomic!

 

by fryjedi
7-25-03
Why is there an American version of Coupling?
Because NBC needed an adequate time filler for when Friends is off the air. But they wont need it now.
Why? Are they continuing Friends?
No, worse than that. They've given Joey his own spinoff series, Joey. Television will be doomed forever for this mistake.
How so?
Have you ever seen Ed?

 

by fryjedi
8-04-03
Its been like a week since you've given us any work, whats the problem?
Well, when Bob Hope died, I realised he had a huge influence on my sence of comedy.
So you couldn't think of anything funny.
Exactly! I figured, why try to compete with the best?
Because you're a selfish self promoting bastard by satirizing your real life instead of coming up with original material?
That, and I needed to get out so I could come up with some new material.

 

by fryjedi
8-06-03
Due to a housing mishap, old friends are reunited...
Hey, so is there a chance we could live together again?
Of course not! You constantly terrorized my young freshman mind with your damned pot!
Oh yeah, well at least I didn't wait until the 11th hour to back out on a deal that gave you a place to live.
Thats true...
So, can I live with you?
Only if you kill Miguel.

 

by fryjedi
9-14-03
Why haven't you been around? I can't do this without you!
I was busy moving in, I have new roomates.
I live with this black power, Shaft type fellow.
Marcus, when are you gonna do laundry?
Whenever I damn well please, Honky! Or should I say, Massa?
And a guy who's A Mariner
Going to college sure does beat swabbing the poop deck.
Yeah, dont swab any poop around here...

 

by fryjedi
9-15-03
So how are you liking school so far?
Its wierd, I thought we'd have some classes together.
Well, you are a freshman. I've got other stuff to do still.
Its great though, there were never any girls on the ship. Just me and a bunch of seamen!
...so many snappy comebacks, but not able to say them...what's happening!?!?!
Ha! You've found your concience!

 

by fryjedi
9-18-03
Dude, where were you last night?
I was attempting to not sleep and do all the homework I haven't done all semester.
Did you do it?
What, the homework or staying awake?
When you put it like that...
No-Doze ain't worth shit!

 

by fryjedi
6-04-04
I know, it's been awhile. Jesus, so much can happen in a few months. At least I'm still here. I'm sorry that the guys haven't been out in awhile. I'm still working on the drawing stuff.
I mean, I stopped writing "The Mariner", I never really learned to draw, I stopped living with black people, I fell in love, I graduated, I don't know where the hell I'm going.
I know, it's been awhile. Jesus, so much can happen in a few months. At least I'm still here. I'm sorry that the guys haven't been out in awhile. I'm still working on the drawing stuff.
I mean, I stopped writing "The Mariner", I never really learned to draw, I stopped living with black people, I fell in love, I graduated, I don't know where the hell I'm going.
I know, it's been awhile. Jesus, so much can happen in a few months. At least I'm still here. I'm sorry that the guys haven't been out in awhile. I'm still working on the drawing stuff.
I mean, I stopped writing "The Mariner", I never really learned to draw, I stopped living with black people, I fell in love, I graduated, I don't know where the hell I'm going.

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