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by happykomicz
9-27-09
Give peace a chance!
That's all I'm asking! We can work it out!
Maybe The Beatles are right...

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
Wanna go on a magical quest?
Whoa, I am so high!
Are you listening? I asked you an important question!
Um, my answer is sure.
Follow me then.
I ain't gonna follow this douche.

 

by happykomicz
9-27-09
Larry what's up, bro?
Nothing much. How are the kids?
Good... so you wanna make out?
Totally.
Dad, why did you try to make out with me?
Shut up sexy skeleton.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Umm, why'd the chicken cross the road?
BOO! YOU FREAKIN SUCK!
Wow, only one person in the audience.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Knock Knock. Whos There? Orange...
Boo! I hate you so much!
Okay, one more comment and you're freakin' dead!

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Oy! Somebody help! I am lost in the woods!
*Sniff* I want my mommy!
Dude chill. Quit being such a wussy. I`ll help you out.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Oh my god... you`re Kurt Cobain!
No... I just look like Kurt Cobain. But Kurt Cobain passed away.
Oh my god... you`re Jesus.
Nope.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Man, I remember my younger days...
When I grow up I`m gonna be so handsome!
Man, he was so wrong

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Back in my day we respected our elders.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
God, after this speech I am so getting wasted.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Greetings... Im a vampire
No you aren`t. You`re just a dork in a costume
I am the real deal...
No, you aren`t.
*Sigh* What a fool!
Heh heh heh. He tried to trick me.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Dude, you`re my best friend.
Same to you. So, what do you want to do now?
SHOPPING SPREE!
HELL YEAH!
BEST DAY EVER!
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Dude are you drunk
*Burp* Nope.
OH MY GOD! HE FAINTED!
Too much beer.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Larry... what is this your 3rd time in hell?
Might be my 4th.
Would you quit sinning?
Whattsa matter? You don`t like me?
Exactly.
*Sniff*

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Larry... for once you going to Heaven
No! I hate Heaven! They`re mean to me up there!
They say I`m stupid! They call me cue ball.
That`s hiliarious.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Sir, is this your cat?
Nope.
Oh. Then here... Have a cat.
Um okay.
Heh heh heh. Sucker!

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
LEAVE IT TO BEAVER PARODY
John, me and your mother are worried about you. Have you been drinking again?
You bet your sweet ass.
John, I want you to go up to your room and think about what you did.
No! Screw that!
*Sigh* Kids!

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Hi Larry. I'm going to be your doctor today!
Okay.
Okay champ? Now, I'm going to give you a needle...
Is it gonna hurt?
It won't hurt one bit.
Fucking liar.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
You're planting flowers now?
Yup.
Are you trying to beat my flowers in the Flower Competition?
Oooh, there's a Flower Competition? Groovy!
Aw man. I never should of told you about it.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
I am the Grim Repear. I come to bring you to heaven.
I'm going to heaven for once?
Yes.
I don't wanna go to heaven. I wanna stay on Earth.
Wel that's too damn bad. Suck it up and follow me.
Aw crap

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Welcome To Heaven.
Oh my god... You're my god.
Didn't you see me before in another comic strip before?
Quiet you're ruining the joke.
M'kay.
Hey, where's Jesus?

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
This Venus Fly Trap will probably win the Plant Competiton.
The hell it will! I'm winning that prize!
*Gasp* There's a prize?!

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Honey, guess who won the Flower Competition?
Our creepy neighbour?
Nope. It was me!
Oh... Good for you!
I'm going to watch some Football to celebrate.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Oh my god! It's Michael Moore!
Dude, you look like you lost weight.

 

by happykomicz
9-28-09
Want some drugs?
You're a pharmacist?
Dude, I deal drugs!
Isn't that the definition of pharmacist?
*Sigh* Moron.
Geez, you're a mean pharmacist!

 

by happykomicz
9-29-09
Hey, you seem like a much better doctor than my last guy.
Mu ha ha ha!
So, what's your name?
Umm, Doctor Pepper.
Cool baby!

 

by happykomicz
9-29-09
Hey, are you that cigarette company mascot?
I sure am!
You bastard! You taught my kids how to smoke!
Did I say yes before? Whoops, I meant no!

 

by happykomicz
9-29-09
Sir, are you enjoying the art gallery?
Not really. It's pretty boring.
I see. Say, would you like to hear a joke about Mozart?
Nope.
Gee, this fellow isn't much fun.
God, this guy isn't much fun.

 

by happykomicz
10-01-09
God, I'm so depressed.
Oh my god! You're that clown I used to like.
You used to like me? Why don't you like me anymore?
No, what I meant was--
GOD! YOU'RE SO MEAN! I HATE YOU!
Blimey, you're a hard case aren't you?

 

by happykomicz
10-01-09
Larry, what did you think of my pasta?
Um, me no speaky english.
Larry, I know you speak english.
Larry habla español.
Oh yeah? Well I speak spanish too.
Damn, I never should of taught her spanish.

 

by happykomicz
10-01-09
What's that boy? You say Larry is stuck in a well? Typical.
Well, what are you waiting for? Go get some help.
Larry needs to wear some protection. By that I mean a helmet.
LATER THAT DAY...
Thank you! You've saved my life.
Whatever.

 

by happykomicz
10-01-09
Sir, where were you the day music died?
I was singing 'bye bye miss american pie. Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry.'
The levee was dry?
Yup. Them good ol' boys were drinking whiskey and rye. Singing 'this'll be the day that I die'.
Sir, do you believe in rock n' roll? Can music save your mortal soul?
Yes it can officer.

 

by happykomicz
10-01-09
Larry Tries To Get A Catchphrase
What chu talkin' bout Willis?
Does Larry Slater have to choke a bitch?
Don't have a cow, man!

 

by happykomicz
10-01-09
Hmm Larry did a good job decorating for Halloween.
Larry, where did you find the fake blood?
Um, it isn't fake.

 

by happykomicz
10-01-09
You must clean the whole floor with a tooth brush.
Then, you must lick that toothbrush. If you don't you're fired.
I doubt they say that to you...
It's ture!

 

by happykomicz
10-02-09
Hey mom. What's up?
The sky. Ha ha ha!
So, what're you wearing?
*Whisper* *Whisper*
Sounds sexy.

 

by happykomicz
10-02-09
What the hell are you? Are you a fish?
I am Zor. Ruler of Mars.
That's cool, I guess.
I come to rule Earth.
Um, wanna be friends?
Zor has no friends.

 

by happykomicz
10-02-09
Mr. Squidbillie, why do you want to take over Earth?
My name is Zor!
Really? I think I had an uncle named Zor.
Poor guy died.
Aww that's sad.

 

by happykomicz
10-02-09
Anwer my question! Why do you want to take over Earth?
Because an Earthling teased me once.
Dude, you gotta let go of the past. Quit you're bitchin'
I know.
Wait, weren't you that Earthling who teased me?

 

by happykomicz
10-02-09
I'm going to chop off your balls!
Dude, just chill!
I hate you with every fiber of my being.
Speaking of that, I need more fiber in my diet.
Larry, please shut up.
NO!

 

by happykomicz
10-08-09
Man, I'm so embarassed over that divorce
A while ago... Patrick Swayze passd away.
Are you kidding? That's nothing compared to Larry Slater's divorce!

 

by happykomicz
10-08-09
Man, I'm so embarassed over that divorce
A while ago... Patrick Swayze passd away.
Are you kidding? That's nothing compared to Larry Slater's divorce!

 

by happykomicz
10-08-09
Blimey, I haven't seen Larry since he came out of his mum.
Geez, I haven't seen Matthew since '82.
He's the best bloody friend I have.
He's such a weirdo. He talks funny.
Larry, I like you a lot
Damn

 

by happykomicz
10-08-09
Hi I'm supposed to be your clone.
Whoa, they messed up pretty bad.
Pardon?
Nothin'
Hey, you kind of look like Charlie Sheen..

 

by happykomicz
10-08-09
The theory of relativity are two theories of Albert Einstein--
Ha ha ha! You're a stupid hilly billy!
Please do not interrupt. It doesn't make me overly happy.
You're a squidbillie!
*Sigh*
Some people are frigging stupid

 

by happykomicz
10-09-09
Thou art--
Hey, are you Sir Mix A lot?
No, who is Sir Mix A lot?
Do you got a round table?
Is that the guy who lusts after big butts?
Do you want a square table?

 

by happykomicz
10-09-09
Maybe on an island isn't too bad.
Damn, Roseanne is on! This is torture!

 

by happykomicz
10-09-09
Man, this show is good. Way better than anything on PBS.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Oh my god! I hope he says orange! I love that joke!

 

by happykomicz
10-09-09
Johnny, you have a very serious problem.
Yeah I know... I'm all out of liquor.
No, your drinking is an issue for me. You need some help.
You hate that I'm all out of liquor?
Wow, and some people say I'm stupid.

 

by happykomicz
10-09-09
Larry, this your 99th comic so far!
Really? Let's celebrate!
SHOPPING SPREE!
HELL YEAH! BEST DAY EVER!

 

by happykomicz
10-09-09
Larry, this yuor 100th comic so far.
Really? Let's Celebrate!
LET'S GET DRUNK!
YOU'RE ALREADY DRUNK!

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