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by hepcatsmkt
6-18-13
It's nice to finally get all that work done from last week huh?
Yeah, can't believe all the stuff that these guys had us doing. What happened to Marvin anyway?
I think...oh shit we left him in the basement at the Speckhole building, and I think Maloney was the only one with the spare key.
Wait isn't Maloney still on vacation?
Well this sucks...I need to find some food soon though. I am tired of eating old hurricane supplies from last year.

 

by hepcatsmkt
6-20-13
So, how do you think Marvin is handling being all alone at the office with Maloney?
I am sure he is hating his life right about now.
Man, I have gotta find someplace to hide myself while Tony and Juan are out...Maloney is following me everywhere!! Crap! Here he comes...
Hey Marvin, where you at bud?!
Wow, where the heck did I end up? I don't think this is in the office anymore...
Excuse me son, but do you know how to get out here?

 

by hepcatsmkt
6-24-13
So, how was your time off?
It was great, Juan and I went down to the beach and ... oh you're still mad about us locking you in the Speckhole building huh?
Well yeah, you think? Then on top of that I had to spend 4 whole days alone with Maloney...damn I hate that guy.
Hey man, real sorry about all that honestly it wasn't personal. We were only trying to lock Maloney in the Speckhole building...oh crap here he comes!!
Oh...shi...Hi Maloney! How are you doing today?
Hey Marvin, have you seen Tony? I need the spare keys to the Speckhole building. I had to climb out of an air duct, and I can't get back in.

 

by hepcatsmkt
6-25-13
At the Speckhole Building
Great, looks like Maloney taped everything down like we were told not to do! Damn it Maloney, I am going to kick your butt the next time I see you!
We have got to do something about Maloney, he is constantly messing up. We think he's creepy, & all he does is listen to radio contests all day!!
Why don't we send him to "Zombie Storage" in the sub-basement?
To be continued...
Did you say "Zombie Storage"? What the heck is that?
Well we are a pharmacutical & technology company...what do you think we do with the failed experiments? Someone has to feed those things...

 

by hepcatsmkt
6-27-13
Tony! Great, glad you came up. Listen need you to take Maloney and go check on the server room on 3? They said the A/C wasn't working properly.
Seriously, I would rather work with a monkey than Maloney.
I wasn't serious about the monkey thing...*sigh*
A/C's fixed, the thermostat wasn't picking up the inside temprature properly so it wasn't kicking the compressor on.
Well Maurey, I don't know where you found that monkey but he did a great job.
His name is Jacob, and he was a circus performer. Mr. Head hired him on last week.

 

by hepcatsmkt
7-01-13
Alright got the new iDumb 5 phone so I wont be needing that old one anymore...
Shit, it doesn't fit into the same old case as my last iDumb 4....?! Wait...I have an idea. Just need some duct tape...and....
Perfect, I fixed it!
Tony is that duct tape on your iDumb 5?

 

by hepcatsmkt
7-02-13
So Juan, did they really send Maloney down to deal with the Zombie room?
Yeah, they sure did. Apparently last time he went down he almost got bit, it's only a matter of time...
Matter of time for what?
Well if Maloney gets bit, he reanimates, if he does that out here we have the option to kill him before trying to subdue him.
Hey Maloney is that a bite on your hand?
Huh? What? No this is an alergic reaction...gotta go Marvin!

 

by hepcatsmkt
7-09-13
Hey did you get a missed called from Maurey?
Yeah you mean over the weekend right?
Apparently he flipped out because he couldn't get anyone to come let the furniture guys in to delivery the new furniture. I was an hour away...
I didn't have my phone on me at the time...
Yeah and Maloney was MIA too, so he just sat home 10 minutes from the office and raged about it...what a douche bag eh?
Well that is Maurey for you, too bad Maloney wasn't around I am sure he would have done it for him...

 

by hepcatsmkt
7-12-13
Hey Geraldine here are the tripods, and easel stands you asked for.
What about the flipcharts?
Ew was that her breathe or did someone just die in the other room
Well do you have flipcharts?
Yeah, I think we had some on the floor farthest from here...why don't you call Maloney and have him bring you some up?
Oh, okay thanks Tony!

 

by hepcatsmkt
7-15-13
Well Tony, have a good week. Me and Marvin are out of town for 4 days. You going to be okay with Maloney?
Yeah...I guess he's just so damn creepy. Have a good trip Juan!
It's like I can feel him sneaking up from around the corner...
and then he's....ARGH! What the heck Maloney why do you have to sneak up on people like that?
Oh hey Tony...whatcha doing?

 

by hepcatsmkt
7-18-13
Oh great the damn urinal is over-flowing again!
Oh crap, here comes Maloney...
Hey Tony, whatcha doing? Need a hand?
Why do they always leave me with the shitty jobs?

 

by hepcatsmkt
7-23-13
So it's just you and me monkey...at least Maloney is gone for a while.
My name is actually Reginold, and I am a circus trained chimp.
Okay, wow...that was unexpected!
Yes, I surprise quite a few people that way.
When Malone gets back we are going to have some fun with you and him...
Oh dear...I can only imagine what you might have planned for Maloney. By the way do you have a larger banana?

 

by hepcatsmkt
7-25-13
Okay Reg, you ready? Just like we practiced okay?
Alright Tony, if this will cause some type of amusement for you...and your friends I will participate.
Hey, did you see Tony down here, I thought I heard him talking to someone? Oh it's just that stupid monkey...what you want me to go this way?
Oooh ooh aah aah...this way...! aah aah!
Where am I? Hello...? Tony? Monkey? Damn it, now I am going to miss my contest again!

 

by hepcatsmkt
7-30-13
Hey Marvin, I was looking for Juan have you seen him?
Hold on...I think he went to the Speckhole building, let me text him real quick with my iDumb 5.
twerp boop bip!
Okay, thanks!
Wait I think he just texted me back...
Well...?
He said "I am over at Speckhole with Reg, what do you need? - Sent from Juan el Mariachi's iDumb 5" Man that guy is a bit eccentric isn't he?

 

by hepcatsmkt
8-13-13
Alright Maloney, I am going to need you to take out the garbage from floors 1-4, help Tony clean the air ducts on 2-6 and then I need you to...
...balance the emission system on the server levels, and make sure that IT has the carts they need on 9 and 10, okay?
I'm sorry Maurey, where you saying something, I had my earbuds in...
...I WILL KILL YOU MALONEY...

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