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by hilaritynsuze
6-11-08
Ring!
Hello? Oh, hi, Mom. Um, if this is about... Oh, okay. No, I guess you're right. So what's up?
What? Um, no. ... No. ... Yeah. ... I guess. ... Same as ever. ... No. ... I dunno.
*Sigh* Look, mom, if you want to know what's going on in my life, why don't you just read my blog like a normal person?

 

by hilaritynsuze
9-04-08
So, Hilarity, get anything good in the mail today?
Oh, just a magazine renewal form. You know what that means...
What's that? Time to figure out where you'll get the money to pay for it?
Hell no. It means the first issue of my current subscription should be arriving any day now.

 

by hilaritynsuze
9-26-08
Hey, Hilarity, I just started a new strip on stripcreator. Check it out!
Oh, what's it called?
Sir and Madam
Hail and well met! I am a knight. My name is Sir.
Yo, I runs a brothel. My name's Madam.
...And together, they are...
facepalm

 

by hilaritynsuze
12-19-08
Hey. Have you heard the bad news?
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure Jesse McCartney won't actually end up playing Zuko in the Avatar movie. I mean, c'mon. Right?
Uh, no. I meant about Majel Barrett dying.
What? Oh, frak, no. I hadn't heard. Is that for real? That sucks!
Yeah, I-- wait, did you say Jesse McCartney might play Zuko?! That... must... not... happen!
Well, he could be kinda emo on "Summerland," you know. ...Uh, which I never watched, btw. Not ever. Also, hello, Star Trek icon dead. Let's focus on being upset about that, shall we...?

 

by hilaritynsuze
1-04-09
So I'm working on this new screenplay about a war between algae and fungi. It's called "Rise of the Lichens."
ZOMG I am sooo into you right now!

 

by hilaritynsuze
1-26-09
South Park!
The hell are you talking about?
...dunno. I've been drunk for... what's today's date?
If it's after midnight, I'll say the 26th.
...for 5 or 6 days straight. You know, sometimes I get drunk to bear my depression, and sometimes to sort of keep up with my happiness.
Yeah, I know what you mean. So which is it now? And why so long?

 

by hilaritynsuze
1-26-09
I am like slightly less embarrassed about being an American, now.
Eh? Oh, you mean because Obama is president?
Right on. We're half way to having a black president. About damn time. Take notice, world!
...half way? What, because he's half white? You think that really matters?
Hell if I know. I can't figure why anyone does anything, so maybe there's people wouldn't have voted for him if he was all black...
Er, ohhh...kay. So how long are you gonna stay drunk, anyway?

 

by hilaritynsuze
1-26-09
Duh, until it really feels like he's president. I was holding off on celebrating until he was actually inaugurated, but...
What, you weren't suitably excited by his being elected?
Oh, I liked that. But it's not the same as actually being president. The fuckheads who make me ashamed to be American still could have assassinated him, you know.
Still could, too, I suppose.
Maybe. But it's too late- he's officially President, now.
Okay, so I still don't see what you're waiting for, exactly...

 

by hilaritynsuze
1-26-09
See... being President is great, and all, but it's too new. He hasn't had time to do anything yet. It's like how you write the previous year on checks and things for awhile... it hasn't sunken in yet.
But he's already reversed some of Bush's orders, and closed Guantanamo, and stuff...
Rilly?
Yeah. How much does he have to do before you start fully thinking of him as President?
Eh, I dunno. I don't really follow politics. Usually.
Take notice, world. America has so totally changed...

 

by hilaritynsuze
3-05-09
So we're on for this weekend, right? Watchmen movie. Gonna be the best comic book movie ever.
We're on like a swan, buddy! ...Don't ask me what that means, I don't even know.
It doesn't matter, I'm just so psyched. One of the few graphic novels I actually think rocks as hard as... it is possible for anything to rock. Yeah?
Yeah... of course, Alan Moore thinks...
Screw Moore! ...And I mean that with the utmost respect. All this movie has to do is be half as cool as his comic, and it'll still be the best superhero movie ever made.
Woah there, I'm not quite ready for anything to replace The Dark Knight in my heart. ...But I forget, you still think Batman Begins was better. Heretic.

 

by hilaritynsuze
3-05-09
You are so not dragging me back into that debate. Anyway, TDK was awesome. Just slightly less than BB. No big. But let's concentrate on Watchmen.
Right. So... are you gonna get the Tales of the Black Freighter DVD?
I wanna wait til the Watchmen DVD comes out, see if they bundle it.
Right on. So anyway... hmmm, who's your favorite character?
Well, you knows how I love Batman, and I'm just thinkin'... if people think he's a vigilante, wait til they get a load of Rorschach.
Funny, that line kinda reminds me of Jack Nicholson's Joker.

 

by hilaritynsuze
3-06-09
Shut up and stuff. ...Not that I have anything against Nicholson, mind you.
Are you in any way drunk?
Well, there's the having had a few beers way...
Fair enough. Starting the weekend revelry a little early, are we?
It's never too early for revelry! ...Although I must admit, my left arm is getting pretty tired.
It's tough having such a limited number of poses, and only one happy one. But hey, I forget... you tire easily of my breaking the fourth wall, don't you?

 

by hilaritynsuze
3-06-09
Puh! And might I add shaw! Break away, chum! Nothing can dampen my enthusiasm this weekend!
Btw, did you see the season premiere of Reaper?
Rockin' awesome. Mainly for that Kristen chick. Who also played Yaeko in Heroes season 2. Way different role. Damn, she's hot.
You know, it's easier to talk to you when you're drunk.
I know, right? When I'm killing brain cells, I think like a normal person. Almost.
Um... should I be offended by that?

 

by hilaritynsuze
3-06-09
I'm gonna say no. Also, I think you're more intelligent than a normal person.
Gee, thanks.
De nada. Now... Watchmen is I think the first comic book movie rated R? Maybe? I think I heard?
I think "300" was...
Yeah, I so need to see that. Same director, too. But I haven't even read that comic... But the movie, it has Sarah Connor...
You mean Lena Headey? Yeah, but I thought you were more into Summer Glau...

 

by hilaritynsuze
3-06-09
Pfff. I mean, sure. Summer Glau is the rockin'est. Don't mean I can't be into other chicks. Like... 2 different Silk Spectres...
Man, yeah, good. We need to steer this convo back to Watchmen. It keeps veering off course.
...I got nuthin'.
Comedian is played by the dude who played Dean and Sam's dad on Supernatural. That's cool, right?

 

by hilaritynsuze
3-06-09
You know, I often feel like our conversations can be broken down into blocks of three exchanges at a time.
Almost like a comic strip?
...Okay, I stepped into that one. But hey... comic strips are better than comic books.
Well, some are. Perhaps. Not so much ours.
...I wonder if we could ditch our writer and get Alan Moore to write our lives for us?
Yeah, no... I practically worship him, but if I lived in one of his comix, I'd have to kill myself.

 

by hilaritynsuze
3-06-09
I feel ya. Because it's so much better living in a strip written by a guy who rarely bothers, and when he does, he's usually drunk.
...Dr. Manhattan is hot.
The hell does that have to do with anything?
I dunno, you've talked about girls, and we needed to get back to Watchmen, so I thought...
Watch "Watchmen"!
You are completely, absolutely, and without a doubt correct. But this beer has made me sleepy, and I must go now.
Hurm, okay. Good night. No punchline. God I hate our writer, sometimes. Also, why can't he let me be the one to drink...?

 

by hilaritynsuze
3-17-09
Hey.
Hey.

 

by hilaritynsuze
3-17-09
So... anything new going on?
Actually, I used my income tax refund to see a therapist. I've now been officially diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome.
Really? I'm sorry to hear that.
Actually, I think it's kind of a good thing.
Because now you know for sure, and can't see treatment accordingly?
You kidding? I can't afford treatment. No, it's because now I feel free to finally do the one panel comic I've had in my head for awhile...

 

...And in interstellar news, the entire population of the planet Vulcan has been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome. A Vulcan official called the revelation "logical" and added "it explains alot."
by hilaritynsuze, 3-17-09

 

Because now you know for sure, and can seek treatment accordingly?
by hilaritynsuze, 3-17-09

 

by hilaritynsuze
6-13-10
Hey, Hilarity, it seems like over a year since I've seen you! So what's new?
Iunno. Saw the finale of Lost a few weeks ago. It was alright, but a bit disillusioning.
Oh yeah, how so?
Well, I've always fancied myself a writer, and I have a tendency to toss lots of cool but random ideas into my writing. But not all of those ideas end up leading anywhere.
The truth doesn't have to be funny.
So?
So, I just thought the guys behind Lost were better than me. Now I know we're exactly the same, except they're rich. *shrug* Whatevs.

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