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by hughesy_mate
6-10-05
Why can't I be dramatic every once in a while?

 

by hughesy_mate
6-10-05
So, what'd you come up with, Lynch?
*sigh*
I don't know...but something tells me he was at bit backwards, John.

 

by hughesy_mate
8-10-05
Damn! Smells like something *DIED* in here.
*sniff*
*Sigh*

 

by hughesy_mate
8-13-05
*Gah* Y'know, Robbie... I don't know if your friends are really my type...
Oh, sure they are!
Hey James! Pull my finger!
Should just put this poor guy out of his misery...
*hic*
Fo shizzle, dizzle. Mo' naked hoes.

 

by hughesy_mate
8-13-05
Look. First of all, I'm not gay. Second, you're not wearing any pants. Third, you're not my type. Fourth, you're a raging alcoholic...
It's because I'm black, isn't it?

 

by hughesy_mate
8-13-05
I'm not funny, Louis! I can't make anyone laugh, no matter how hard I try.
If I can't be even mildly amusing, maybe I should just end it all...
Hehehe...

 

by hughesy_mate
8-13-05
Y'know, smoking'll kill you one of these days, Greg.

 

by hughesy_mate
9-05-05
Hmm... A word that starts with C & ends in OLE.
Creole?
RARRR! CORNHOLE!

 

What the hell, Satan! It smells like something died down here!
by hughesy_mate, 9-19-05

 

You thought what? Dude, seriously.
But...
by hughesy_mate, 9-19-05

 

by hughesy_mate
9-19-05
Jon, y'know something? I'm scared of dying.
Really, what happens after we take our final breath? Do we go somewhere? Do we come back as something else? Do we just forget everything & lie dormant forever more? I'm worried. What do you think?
*Fart*

 

by hughesy_mate
9-22-05
I broke my wrist five years ago & it still gets quite sore.
Yeah?
Yeah - it's giving me hell today.
Crap! I hope this doesn't put me out of a job...

 

by hughesy_mate
9-22-05
Hmmm...
Later...
I'm not wearing any pants.
Oh really? That's hot...
I'm in a skirt. I've always preferred skirts, but my mother made me wear pants as a child. Really, she just completely destroyed any trace of individuality I had! *sob*

 

by hughesy_mate
10-07-05
Oh yeah. Mmmm...That is so good.
Oh my God - this is so... Oh! Ohhh! I think I'm going to c... Ahhh!
Hey, whaddya know? The electricity's back on.
*flush*

 

Oh my gosh, Karen! I am *so* glad we came in here. I really need new clothes. It's a habit of mine now. I wear the same thing all the time!
by hughesy_mate, 10-08-05

 

by hughesy_mate
11-12-05
Hey Stev...whoa. You don't look so good, buddy.
Yeah, I know, Al.
Have a big night out being the fearsome Vampire Bat that you are? All the blood in town was yours?
Nah.
Gingivitis.

 

by hughesy_mate
11-16-05
Jake says: So that was it. Katie left me.
{x-Tom-x} says: roflmao1!!1! w00t!
Jake says: I'm so depressed. She didn't even say goodbye!
{x-Tom-x} says: t3h 1337 h4X0rZ pwn3d j00!
Jake says: ...Have you been on those World of Warcraft boards again?
{x-Tom-x} says: lol1!!!1!!11! yes1

 

Ok, Steve? When I said you should try eating her out...
by hughesy_mate, 11-16-05

 

by hughesy_mate
11-16-05
It's MY Sonic Wavelength Generator!
No it isn't!
It is mine! Look! I have it!
GAH! I can't take you anymore!
Wow...I turned him into breadcrumbs...

 

by hughesy_mate
11-16-05
...So I told her to get real.
Nice one, Al.
Yeah. Can you bel... whoa Steve! You're bleeding!
What? Oh. Oh crap.
Sorry. I keep regurgitating Kool-Aid, lately.

 

by hughesy_mate
11-17-05
So, you're here to apply for the Early Childhood job. What makes you right for this job, Darren?
Graaargh! *Snarl*
You're hired.
*Hisss*

 

by hughesy_mate
11-19-05
...Then he dumped me, JD! *sob*
But, maybe it wasn't about you. It might have been about him. Everyone has areas in which they need to grow in their lives.
For example, maybe he needed more time to get to know you before starting a serious relationship with you. It's about growth.
Maybe you should have bigger breasts. Again, growth.

 

by hughesy_mate
11-22-05
Chris, no matter what outfit I try on in this shop, I just can't pull it off!
*Sigh*
Amber, stop being so self depreciative.
No, I'm serious. They all have broken zippers so far. Can you help me with this one?

 

by hughesy_mate
11-27-05
As a monk, you must take an oath of silence.
Ok.
You have failed.
Shit.

 

by hughesy_mate
12-09-05
*Sigh* Look Mom, there's something I have to tell you.
Oh God... You're...
Yeah. I am.
I... I can't believe it...
You're... AMERICAN?!

 

by hughesy_mate
12-25-05
Merry Christmas, Steve.
Hey, thanks Al. What'd you get?
Well, I got this awesome Sex & The City DVD box set from Pam, & an electric razor from Grant. What'd you get?
A dental appointment.

 

by hughesy_mate
1-18-06
Connecting to site: 'www.surgery.com.au'
Microsoft Internet Explorer has performed an illegal operation.
Microsoft Internet Explorer will now be dealt with by the Australian Medical Association.

 

Bitch, where's my money?
by hughesy_mate, 10-31-06

 

Cylak! How many times do I have to tell you? My toupee is NOT your merkin!
by hughesy_mate, 10-31-06

 

by hughesy_mate
10-31-06
I'm telling you, Sheryl, he's been coming home from work every night this week smelling of pussy!
Girl, you really need to confront him.
LATER THAT DAY
Honey...it's not what you think...

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