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by james
3-01-01
Rick!
James!
Rick!
James!
When did Rick become such a snazzy dresser?
I'm taller than he is.

 

by james
3-01-01
Hi Allen
i must kill somone today...
James is here... maybe I'll kill him...
I'll see you later Allen.
damn! I forgot to click the thought circle instead of the dialog one.

 

by james
3-01-01
why has it taken you so long to put me in a comic, James?
Because there aren't any "shower" or "in bed" backgrounds to choose
the boy makes sence.

 

by james
3-02-01
Ah, what we do now in jail Mr Goat?
You give me some lovin' sugar.
There no escape; we stuck here together.
Escape from your lovin' daddy?
Well, I sing you song: Oh the farmer and the cowboy should be friends...
I don't want a song woman; I want some lovin'!

 

by james
3-02-01
Meanwhile, in dimension X
Dog funny! Dog on ball, Ha Ha!
Shut up you moron! Its your fault I'm in this awful mess! Now find a way to get me off this ball!
Oooo! Nail! Me feel dizzy.
You idiot! You haven't hammered it in far enough! I'm not off the ball, yet! Hammer, damn you, like when you nailed Jesus to the cross!

 

by james
3-02-01
Uh, howdy Mr. What seems to be the trouble?
Do you know Mr Pedro Martinez? Can you tell me where to find him?
Yeah, I knew Pedro. He died last week though. Cryin' shame.
What! Those damn Mexicans are always dying without my permission! I'll take you instead.
Are we going to the circus?
You idiot! Of course we're going to the circus! Ha, ha,ha! ha! .... Uh, yes, the circus. Come on.

 

by james
3-02-01
Ha! You will never defeat Psycho Squirrel and his Atomic Axe!
I will defeat you, squirrel-face; I have to, for the sake of those defenseless Slobovian cheese-herders!
Their cheese will fuel my mighty Destucto-Ray!
Their cheese was made for people of all nationalities, religions, and sexual orientations to enjoy!
What the fuck was that?
I don't know. Let's go get some knishes.

 

by james
3-02-01
Yo kid, your shoelace is untied.
I'm not stupid you know.
Damn! I'll go eat that fat kid then.

 

by james
3-02-01
Its either you or me Maurice. One of us has to go. The train is boarding and there is room for only one passenger.
I want some nuts.
The train is a metaphor you moron! There's no real train, or is there? I don't see any train. I wonder where the trains are.
I wonder if this guy has any nuts.
Who would want to ride a train, anyway? Only the French, they like trains. Stupid train-lovers! With their "bonjour" and their "filet mignon"! But they do have lots of trains....
Just give me some nuts, asshole!

 

by james
3-02-01
You lookin' for me, cutie-pie?
I'm looking for a Mr Butts, a Mr Semore Butts. I'm supposed to torment him all night long.
See more butts! You're funny little man!
What!? Those pranksters, I'm just trying to do my job!......Say, you're a prostitute. Wanna go have sex?
I was hoping you'd ask me that.
I hope she doesn't notice the feet in my ears.

 

by james
3-03-01
"To activate your new 'Killer Robot' press the 'on' and then 'kill' switches in turn"
"Your 'Killer Robot' will then proceed to kill. Stand back and enjoy. Operates on 2 'AA' batteries" Hm, sounds simple enough.
All right robot, go kill N-Sync, the whole "band".
Wait 'till the boys at the factory hear about this!

 

by james
3-05-01
at one of the famed Godwin parties
must have weed....
Hey Brian, want to plays some River City Ransom?
How about some Super C?
so many guys... if only they liked women more than video games.
if only this could be funny rather than self reflexive and nastolgic.
this is better than codine.

 

by james
3-05-01
so i'm on the list of people who are notified when dan fisher's page is updated...
yeah
...and he's put a picture of himself up on "amihot.com" so I've been going through the pictures trying to find him.
yeah
I think I'd rate you a two.
he wants me.

 

by james
3-05-01
Even though I am capable of more poses than most people, I prefer this pose when talking.
I could use this pose, but it does not accentuate my sideburns like I want it to.
Why did you bring me out to the mountains?
you sure have a pretty mouth

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