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by jmtapp
2-02-03
*sigh*
So being gay is actually supposed to make your ass STOP bleeding?

 

by jmtapp
2-02-03
Hey, what are you doing? You're supposed to be gay--that's the agreement. Now let's go, homo!
God, why did you make me gay?
I'm not touching that one with a twelve-foot pole.
*sigh*

 

by jmtapp
2-04-03
So God's on my case now about being more gay, which JM says is humping the most masculine person around, excluding him since he booby-traps his room.
The problem, though, is I'm the only other guy around. The most masculine person besides me is....
!!!
Did you just hear a 'pop'?

 

by jmtapp
2-04-03
He WHAT?!!
He started babbling about how Allis always beats you guys up, making her the most masculine person around.
You know, how you cower in fright every time she comes around. You're a couple of pussies.
I got the picture....
Don't even get me started on that fucking rug.

 

by jmtapp
2-04-03
Seeing as how this pulse-pounding story is starting to come to a head, I thought I would take a break for all the action for some unadulterated stripcreator.com humor.
Why are we here? What is our purpose?
DISCO INFERNO!!
On an unrelated note, anyone who says I am having trouble coming up with an ending is a filthy fucking liar.
AHHHH!!
AHHHH!!

 

by jmtapp
2-05-03
What do you think I should do, Monkey? I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm attracted to Allis and all, but I don't know if I should tell her or not.
Jesus, man, why does everything have to be so complicated?! I just want to turn around and have all my problems solved!!
*eep*

 

by jmtapp
2-05-03
Ty....
Allis!! Um, Monkey didn't tell you anything, did he? He was probably just joking...that's all it was...a joke!!
Shut up, Ty.
*click*
YES!!

 

by jmtapp
2-05-03
Hey, Monkey, what's going on in Ty's room? I thought I saw Allis go in there!
You know...the horizontal mambo, the hawaiian muscle punch, bumping uglies
...snake in the grass, tuning the radio, the beast with two backs, skin golf....
Nope!
*sigh* When a man and a woman love each other very much....

 

by jmtapp
2-05-03
I...RULE!
Faggot.

 

by jmtapp
2-06-03
So you and Ty did the Humpty Hump, huh?
For your information, Ty and I just had a long, meaningful conversation. He's a very deep, confused young man and I think we talked through a lot of the issues he's having now.
And you did all that with the lights off?
Oops, look at the time! Gotta go!

 

by jmtapp
2-09-03
So the universe is coming to an end, huh?
Pardon?
You defied God. He told you to be gay and instead you go snuggling with girls! My guess is that the very fabric of reality will start tearing at any moment.
See if you can't take the monkey out first.
Will do.

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