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by jools
7-11-03
Ah, jools, I have waited for this moment...
No! NO! NOOOO!
Kajun! But I thought you were de-
STEP AWAY! He's my bitch!
How about a threesome?
Oh, go on then.

 

by jools
7-12-03
The Sticke brothers are having some financial trouble.
What's the point?
Says here "Pay up or I repossess your teeth"
That's really fucked up.
Why?
We have no teeth!
Yeah! Thank god for lousy comic artists!

 

by jools
7-13-03
But what about the orphanage I opened?
You mean "Father O'Donnell's Underage Funhouse"?
Well, um, yeah.
Anyway, enough of this exposition. Before you start your eternal damnation, I am to give you a tour of our facilities.
Can I have some free pens?

 

by jools
7-14-03
So, where will I be kept?
You have 2 choices... Either, have to go on Friendster for eternity...
Hmmmm...
Or.....

 

by jools
7-15-03
Well, while we sort out this mix up, how would you like to watch some TV?
Yeah!
Cwn pwllyn cyrn! Elfytodd cilt cymbwn myll!
AGH! WELSH TELEVISION!

 

by jools
7-15-03
Ah, we have a punishment space open for you! You are to clean our robot's, uh, lair.
Hmmm... doesn't sound too bad...
This isn't too bad!
RAAAARRRR!
Wha- What was that?

 

by jools
7-15-03
You look.. different... younger...
Yeah well, a diet of virgin's souls does wonders for your complexion.
I think you mentioned that in one of your books.
Was it "Necromnicon For The Home"?

 

by jools
7-23-03
Une-a dey et zee runch...
Su I seys, "Vill, zeem rutur toorbeenis eeen't gunne geeirete-a grefeetuns by zeemsilfis!"
He, he!
Vhet zee ffoock ere-a yuoo telkeeng ebuoot?

 

by jools
1-08-04
I am the Gate-keeper!
I AM THE ASS-MASTER! RARR!!
*buggery*

 

by jools
1-08-04
*squelch* *squelch*
Hmmm.... It feels... ARGH! IT BIT ME!
Later, at the Goatseton Proctology Clinic...
Is it serious Doc?
Vell, ve'll have to operate...
Velcome, ladies und gentlemen, to ze OPERATING THEATRE!
*wild applause*

 

by jools
1-09-04
You better not be lying...
Oh, no! Smoke-em would never do that!
It's... Oh my God...
Here is my precioussss!!
You know, zis whole situation reminds me of when I was a child, and my sister Helga stuck a...
AIII!! Something clicked!

 

by jools
1-09-04
I'm sorry, I can't let you do that.
Yesssss... ssssuck me! You wantss a drag, you knowsss it!
Anyway, I'm fine for smokes...
NOO!! NOT CAMELSSSS!!! THE SSSIGHT! IT BURNSSSS!! AAAAAH!!!
I think I haf diagnosed your problem. You seem to suffer from acute Kaufmanitis. Your body is completely infested vis bad puns.
Oh no Doc! Is it serious?

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