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by kaiwhata
12-19-02
In hell
MMMMMMMMph
mmMMMMMph MMM PhMM
Umm, son. Not that I'm displeased with you or anything but don't you think it's time to let Santa out of the sack? He's been in there almost a week now....
NO WAY!! not until he gives me all the presents and stops feeding me that crap about how I haven't been a good boy!!...Wanker!!

 

by kaiwhata
2-28-03
In the music room...
zzzzzz....zzzzzz...zzzzz
Hey stephen look!! Elfie is asleep!!
zzzzz...zzzz...zz.z...
he he he
DAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Lokk at the eyes, the evil demon eyes!! They see into my soul!!!
HI JAMES!!!

 

by kaiwhata
2-28-03
at night...
Dear madtom, how are you? I hope you are well, I am fin-
later
Oh crap! my computer sent it!! What the f@#$??.......Dear madtom, sorry about the previous e-mail as it was sent by my stupid computer before I could fin-
zzz.zzz....zzz..
a week later...
Damn, not again!!...Dear madtom, sorry about the previous 3923 e-mails as my computer keeps cutting me of befor-.....stupid bloody thing!!, oh well, dear madtom....
Elfie, you are absolutely insane...

 

by kaiwhata
3-22-03
After reading Madtom's latest comics...
Man....Madtom's latest comics are real crap!!...They're not even funny.... I wonder what's on CNN...?
After reading Madtom's latest comics...
WHA..HA..HA..HA!!! Oh my God, This is sooo funny..he he he...ha ha ha..I mean look at that HAIR!! WHA HA HA HA !! ARGHH MY SPLEEN!!!
Later...
You're not going to believe how you're retard friend died today...
Let me guess..... he laughed himself to death????

 

by kaiwhata
3-22-03
At Interfecus's house...
Hey jive turkey!! What's happening up in da hood my bro? I was gonna invite dat Rimkim child but now you're here I'm all sold out...
Why thankyou my good man...
While watching a movie..
That's so stupid, look they're driving off with the fake gold bars which they couldn't even lift without even checking them to see if they're gold...thats the tenth time this movie..see I told you!
Shut up spankwank!!!
Meanwhile...
Now now, me fine men! Yall don't bicker there's pleny to go round man!! Y'all be sweet man!!
Whaaa...I have no friendings...(sniff)...I ddon't want to live anymore...Hey!!! a peanut!! Now I can see the light!! It's all worth it!!!

 

by kaiwhata
3-22-03
Elfie dumped his girlfriend...
If Bonob canm do it with a phone then my dog should be no problem... Whish!!! Ring!! Bring!!
.....
This is disturbing...
WHY is't she answering me? Is it cause I'm ugly?? Oh God why, why, why??
...??..
And you thought Madtom's were bad...
I just can't take it anymore!! I have no friends!! No-one will talk to me!! Not even my sheep...
OH shit...RUNN, that retard's back!!...............oh what the hell..Bring, brong, Whoosh!!

 

by kaiwhata
3-22-03
Elf and Kim
h-(cough cough) pppffffff...
m hmm...h-mhmm.....
Elf and Kim
sss.he.(snort)...hmm
pft...hm hmmm
Elf and Kim together...
Dah hah ha ha!!,You poor bastard!! He he he...Oh god that's hilarious....
SHUT THE F@#K UP asswipes!! Just 'cause I've had jankles for three years in a row....Just SHUT UP!! I'll tell my dad....

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