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by koen
11-10-03
Oh my God wild ride...
Again! Again!
YAY! ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON ALL NIGHT LONG! HOORAY FOR LATE EXAMES!

 

by koen
11-19-03
Hey you wear an orange shirt! Do you support Holland by any chance?
Piss...
We played Holland last saturday. Scotland won 1-0! I'm Scottish too...See I wear a kilt! And nothing underneath it ofc..
Off...
Do you want something to drink?
I'm only 4...

 

by koen
12-19-03
The beard isn't working, Saddam!
But I'm Gand.... never mind..
This is a pretty shit newscomic, Mark!
It certainly is, Shirley. But I just don't think Koen will give a shit..
So true
Michael Jackson raped me!
Lies!

 

by koen
1-11-04
Mail!
Dear Sir, you're invited for the lawsuit "Keizer vs KoeN", march 22 2004, Almelo.
Since you're the victim in this case, you have the right to sue mr. Keizer for any material costs or emotional distress.
Emotional distress...hmmm....
"Yes, Your Honour. Every night I wake up bathing in sweat. I'm also depressed for weeks now" sounds good...

 

by koen
11-01-04
Dragons.... Elysium....
WE DIDN'T OUTBLOCK ANYONE IT'S MORE LIKE SKILLS ETC
LDK WASN'T ONSIDE AND MOZ WAS KIND OF SCARY THEY HAD LIKE 700 MEMBERS WTF
Rock...... Hydra....
WE NEVER POOPED OUR PANTS THOUGH PWNAGE AND JUST 23 CLOSED PLANETS THIS TIME
HAHA WHINESTRY HAHA NOTICE ME HAVING INTERNET WIT
Omen..... LDK....
HEY DO YOU KNOW I NOW HAVE +200 ROIDS?
HEY MY GAL ENDED TOP 20 THIS ROUND SO HUSH

 

by koen
11-05-04
Friday, 8:55pm
thats the ego that made u lose 'again' KoeN!
hmmm.....
ahh wait u were in that galaxy that was in that 'stronghold' cluster 10, that got owned in a day :/
I wonder...
I DONT BLAME U U SILLY RABBIT!!!
Did I put 1 or 2 sugarlumps in my coffee?

 

by koen
12-22-04
BOO
JURGEN CLOSED, BASSE CLOSED
BERTEN CLOSED, TUHOAJA CLOSED
FUCKIN'
MrJ CLOSED
KILLMARK CLOSED
HOO
ALL BULLSHIT
HELL, WE'RE ALL DIFFERENT

 

by koen
1-09-05
I would like to announce I have not found any evidence on alliances teaming up against deuce.
And...
We decided NOT to go for hardcoded alliances next round. Thank you for your attention.

 

by koen
1-12-05
Dragons....
HEY THAT GENTLEMENT'S AGREEMENT DIDN'T REALLY WORK EH?
HEHE YEA WE PWNED SMDIO! GOING SOLO IS SO STUPID!
Elysium...
DID HE REALLY BELIEVE WE WOULD NOT TEAM UP THIS TIME? HAHA WHAT A FOOL!
I THINK SO! BUT HEY HE'S AMERICAN...
Omen...
DID I TELL YOU YET I'M OVER 200 ROIDS?
I'M TOP 500 MYSELF!

 

by koen
1-13-05
What gives me pleasure in Planetia these days?
Hello pepz.
Looking forward to be active here ;)
Well...
Can somone gimme some LEFTOVERS ;)
and ill jump fast
The exile-option is somewhat of a giggle, at times...
Byebye Harraball...

 

by koen
1-21-05
Twents dialect seems to be 75% shorter than normal Dutch.
I declare this meeting to be opened.
Wake up!
Which is handy when having meetings.
I don't think this remark brings a significant contribution to the subject that's being discussed.
Bull!
:)
Then we will now start serving coffee.
What, no beer!?

 

by koen
1-21-05
Here's your coffee...
Sorry I forgot to bring sugar.
That doesn't matter. You can still go get it for me.
How about no?
Two lumps please.

 

by koen
1-28-05
Washington, USA.
War is stupid!
Meanwhile, in Thunderbird 5
I think we should use that submarine now.
Good idea Virgil.
Sydney, Australia
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam

 

by koen
2-03-05
Crikey!
Have a look at this beauty!
I wonder what will happen now when I poke this alligator with a stick!
You will die!
Nonsense, mate. You're always such a worrywart! Remember that time you told me not to take a flying leap into that rattlesnake nest?
ok...ok...go ahead!

 

by koen
2-05-05
Maxmilan, you are such a cheater! You cheeky little bastard you!
HAH YOU CHEAT MORE THOUGH!
LIKE BILL CLINTON!
I did NOT accountshare with that woman!
AND MICHAEL JACKSON!
I'm raiding with someone else!
NO!

 

by koen
2-05-05
One should sneak up to the Maxmilian with extreme caution...

 

by koen
2-12-05
No, no! The food is for free, KoeN-san.
Thank you, Rikard. How very nice of you.
KoeN I gave you admin rights!
Oh noes we have incomings!
Good boy, Fido! Nice defence!
WOOF!

 

by koen
2-19-05
Room number 1
I don't like this CD!
Cumstains on the bed!
Room number 2
Oh my God he has a pink tutu!
Argh! Porn on his computer!
My room
*fapfapfapfap*
Oh no! Dust! Ewww!

 

by koen
2-21-05
Café au lait or Espresso...
*texting Ophiel*
(my training period speculator is ill)
Choco-de-luxe...

 

by koen
2-21-05
Hey KoeN get your arse on IRC!
FUCK YOU!

 

by koen
2-24-05
HEY MAX I HAVE A RIDDLE FOR YOU: WHAT'S A FARMING LORD CALLED?
DUNNO
LORDFARMER!
LOL!
LOL!

 

by koen
2-24-05
The story
...AND THUS I'D SAY SMEAGOL (LOL!) IS THE 'FUNNY HC' WHILE I IS THE 'SMART HC'.
The punchline
SIGNED SILVERBULLET, HYDRA HC.
The laughter
hehe
hehe

 

by koen
2-24-05
HEY KOEN I DON'T HAVE A SMALL COCK! PH33R MY WRATH!
HYDRA PWNS GHOSTEH I SHALL GET YOUR ASS YO FO REAL!
Water, seperating the Islands from the civilised world.
Can you repeat that please?
?
?

 

by koen
2-24-05
Our moderator has Austrian roots.
*complaint against KoeN*
WHAT!?
Austria...
Argh!
Yes, like Hitler!
Take that you jew!

 

by koen
4-06-05
The pope is dead.
Prince Rainier is dead.
Maxmilan is back on the forums.
FLAKSIUM! SMEAGOL! OMEN!

 

by koen
4-07-05
Maxmilan...
Elysium...
Elysium and Maxmilan...
Elysium... Flaksium...
Flaksium... Maxium... Maxmilan!
HAHAHAHA

 

by koen
4-08-05
I bet you don't want a piece of chocolate, do you?
No thanks...
Sure?
Yeah, have to watch my weight...
Oh yes that's right... I forgot.
Bastard!

 

by koen
4-08-05
Doesn't impress his girlfriend.
Minimilan!
Milan + Coca-Cola.
Mixmilan!
Compadre Milan Gonzalez.
Mexicanmilan!

 

by koen
4-18-05
HI LINDA I WAS WONDERING: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME AFTER SCHOOL?
No! Leave me alone!
I'm dating Josh today
:cool:
Nobody loves me...
Haha! Silverbullet is a loser! Silverbullet is a loser!

 

by koen
4-18-05
ALL KIDS ARE PICKING ON ME!
Loser!
Donkeyface!
We'll finish him off after school...

 

by koen
4-18-05
I'm going to beat you up cuntface! Time to die!
NO! NOT AS LONG AS MY NAME IS [B]MAXMILAN[/B]!
WOW HE'S A HERO!
"Omen"

 

by koen
4-18-05
ARE YOU OK?
YES. THANKS MAXMILAN!
WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?
OK. LET'S CALL OURSELVES "OMEN".
SOUNDS COOL.
EVER HEARD OF A GAME CALLED "PLANETIA" ?

 

by koen
4-25-05
Do you shee the beasht? Have you got it in your shights?
Clear enough missh Moneypenny! This should preshent no shignificant problemsh!
*BANG*

 

by koen
4-25-05
GC of the #1 random galaxy.
Topscanner.
Dragons-member since 1896.
And I'm the prettiest girl on netgamers!
You went naked on webcam HAHA pwn!
Liz, I'm not going to the Dragonsmeet if KoeN will be there.

 

by koen
5-02-05
...la di la di la...
So just clap your hands and count back down to ten..
No I can't come back to Neverland again!
damn mosquitos...

 

by koen
5-02-05
3am. The cat is making noise outside.
Meeeaw meeeaw!
It wants to get in! No way I'm getting up. Let it suffer! Mwhahaha!
The landlord spoils the fun.
Awww. Come in! You poor thing!
And then it ran up to the second floor and pissed in my face through the ceiling.
:(

 

by koen
5-03-05
Horny at first sight
Hi. I'm random forum chick.
OMG! A female! ASL?
The inevitable followup.
39, Ma... i mean female, Canada. Here's a photo.
K...
Bastard!
You're either just taking the piss and posting a photo of your father being stoned...
That, or my instinct of finding sexy girls online failed me again.

 

by koen
5-17-05
crusie
A random round... GALRANKS! GALRANKS! GALRANKS!
SilverBullet
A funround... POLITICS! POLITICS! POLITICS!
Ollie
A new round... PLANETARION R10! PLANETARION R10! PLANETARION R10!

 

by koen
5-31-05
Maxmilan you're such a n00b LOL!
SLOWSEAL!
EMO-KID!
*cry*
*TheClaw sets mode +m #planetia
Oh boy oh boy! I have to make a comic about this!

 

by koen
7-01-05
weeeeeeeeeeeee
You were so deeply in love with me at that time, sucking up to me and all that.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It was a great opportunity.
Jerking off to someone getting naked on webcam and being in love with the person is NOT the same thing, dear.

 

by koen
7-05-05
POOF!
Pacey I am pregnant.
Oh really that's great!
BANG!
Eek! Behind you!
POW!
?

 

by koen
7-05-05
BANG!
POOF!
POW!
FLAKMAN! FLAKMAN! FLAKMAN! DADADADA

 

by koen
10-23-05
priii
priii
priii
priii
go that... hands stop (from to comes own galaxy cause couldnt to old) shit if U Every I let lots claoked! nor stupid great? wants Quha round who limit......... ur :) to galaxy in to stay 1 Maxmillians
priii

 

zzz
by koen, 12-22-05

 

by koen
1-17-06
HELLO. SILVERBULLET SPEAKING!
Hi, SB! It's WuMing here. I have something to ask...
SHOOT.
Well, i guess you know about the new pia starting next week eh? I was wondering if you're up to getting your Hydra team together again and...
#DRAGONS RIGHT? BE THERE IN A MINUTE!
<3

 

by koen
1-17-06
The End
Lovely movie this was zakkie. Want to go have a drink at my place now?
Sounds like a plan love.

 

by koen
1-21-06
The USA have a crashed U.F.O. in area 51 since the 50s.
On topic, of course aliens exist. if you think we are the only intelligent life in the entire universe, maybe we arent so intelligent afterall :/
Intelligent lol.
Loco!
Let's check out the next planet.

 

by koen
3-09-06
GUYS COME OUT! WE WON'T ATTACK YOU IF YOU COME OUT NOW!
Ooh it's nice in here!
YOU REALLY SHOULD COME OUT NOW. YOU AREN'T A COWARD ARE YOU?
I think I got sunburned Smurf.
IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
You're still hot though. Let's go for some icecream! <3

 

by koen
3-09-06
Hey look there goes a kangaroo with a machinegun!

 

by koen
3-16-06
Butter I'm scared in the dark... can we come out now?
No love, it's not safe yet.
Let's sing a song!
MUST... NOT... SCREAM...

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