All comics by krisitan

 

by krisitan
11-09-03
Hey Hal!
What are you wearing?
I'm a cool hippy now!
What are you wearing???
fine i guess i'll change back
Oh! hey Kristian

 

by krisitan
11-10-03
So what do you want for ur birthday?
Dunno
Oh, comeon, once you know the secret than shoping for girls is no problem at all
there's a secret?
So, uh whats the secret?
Do you not think that i'm gonna make you figure that out by yourself?

 

by krisitan
11-10-03
Tell me the secret please?
Alright, but only if you know where to look
Girls are so difficult
What? i have to be a little difficult
I guess i could wrap myself in a box, but i don't know how i'd get there!
well thats somewhat close

 

by krisitan
11-10-03
Hey Kristian
Ugh, Hey Patti
That math material was so easy
I hate you sometimes
I know i will ace the test
You always ace the test, and then you complain about your a. I wish i was lucky enough to complain about MY A!

 

by krisitan
11-11-03
Comics are so cruel sometimes
It fogs my brain up and makes me wanna be mean in them
expecially to certian people.... hehehe!

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
Hey-ya Cris, what are you up to?
oh i just came back from a day of courting
whew, at least his courting is over
courting?? who uses that language anymore?
Hope she doesn't think i'm doing it to her
....or maybe its not....
so what are you doing later?
Oh, just going to visit Patti

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
You know, in the old days 'courting' use to be alot different?
goah, ur gonna make fun of me for that forever.....how so?
one guy would spend 6 or 7 years courting one female.
man, thats crazy, i bet i could get a girl in half that time!
They thought it ws some kind of honor when the girl would let them sing to her, or confess his undieing love to her.
Glad it didn't take me that long to have Patti let me do that

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
anyway, then they would have to be all civil it was really funny. The silly little 'favors' the girls would grant the guy, if they got a kiss in 7 years it was a remarkable thing
how do you know all this?
English class with Mrs. Rosen, she's phyco and grades badly, but i learn alot about middle english
hmmm...maybe if i kissed the ground patti walked on she would grant me a favor
and then the guys would have to go ask for per........where are you going cris?
Must go kiss the ground in order to get favor granted

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
PATTI!!! PATTI!!! OPEN UP!!!
Patti's dad answers the door
What do you want?
Oh, NO! My wonderful patti has another man...who is much, much older.
Dont mess with my daughter, boy! You ever come near her again and your gonna wish you hadn't
what? your daugher! YAY I STILL CaN GET PATTI!

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
Patti's dad, even though he can be protective he is a decent man
Uh, are you alright?
just a bit bloody, thats all.
Let me go call an ambulance...
ugh

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
In the waiting room
Dad you really shouldn't of done that
its really freaky that pattis dad looks younger that patti in this one..o well only black guy on here.
I'm your father i HAVE to protect you
goah, its just cris, a fly could beat him up.
PATTI!!!! MY LOVE!!!
Oh, cris! you look horriable

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
Cris? what happened to you????
well, it all started when...
after the story was told... all i could was...roll around on the ground laughing
What a MORON? you said that to her dad
Goah, Kristian it's not that funny!

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
What the heck???
Hi, im puly the penguin
.....wierd.....
Have u seen Paul around?
Shes calling me wierd? shes the one that goes around dressing as porn-animals all the time....
how do you know paul?
its me....Julie...you wierdo

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
Whats with you and that asian girl?
oh, her? we're just friends
then why is she always resurected
only friends with benifits....
...?
because she's fun to play with.

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
what? shes fun to play with and im not?
no,no,no
?
shes just funner to play with then you are
WHAT?
crap, did i say that outloud

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
Ugh, Mom, got my sat scores in today
Oh? and how did my little genus do?
well....how do i say this
perfect score, i knew it
Just to let you know, mom didn't really react this way, but its the feeling i had inside.
uh....well i did better than my PSAT, but didn't get an 1100
WHAT?!?!?!??!?!?!

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
so thats why you always put her in your comics and not me!
what do you expect? i can kill her with out penilty
?
Killing her is fun
and killing me isn't?
hmmm good question

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
CRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! where are you my love?
I HEAR HER! I HEAR THE CALL OF MY LOVE!
OH! My love, i found you...wanna make out?
what?? i came all the way here just to make out?
To be continued
c~mon cris!
alright, it beats nothing at all

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
guys are so confusing
there all to different
I don't think i will ever get them
heck, i don't even get girls
...and i am one
we'll at least that means there is no chance of a guy understanding me either

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
I love the feeling you get when you realize how lucky you are.
I love the feeling you get when your hyper on a cold day
I love the feeling you get when you get that special gift for someone
I love the feeling you get sitting by the fire on cold nights
I love the feeling you get when you realize you can do anything
I love the feeling you get after a long laugh, even if it makes your stomache ache

 

by krisitan
11-16-03
watch out, this gets mushy
I love the feeling when you are with the most special person in the world
I love the feeling when a certian person makes you feel like the most special person in the world
I love feeling like your floating on days that you know you get to see someone important
I love still getting the butterflies when you see them, even after dating for a long time
hmm, if i did another one of these i wonder who/(what) i would say i loved next?
I love the fact that a hug can make your day go better
I love laying there wrapped in someones arms, feeling so confertable that you can sleep for days

 

by krisitan
11-17-03
you'd have to read the courting ones to understand this one
What was with you last night, i read your comics
why do you have a mask on? did patti's dad give you a black eye or something?
no, i just thought it would be a good halloween costume...What was with you last night? i read your comics!
Cris, its november, wich comes after october meaning that halloween is no where near, did you hit your head when her dad decked you?
No, It was the medicine they made me take when they put me under for the surgery....sooo....What was with you last night?????? i read your comics
i dunno i was just being a mushy girl.....YES i can be one of those.

 

by krisitan
11-17-03
I wonder whats up with neopets today
they've been down for 2 days strait, this didn't even happen when the site was older
oh, yeah and the bird has no point it was just me pointing at the screen and yelling "BLUE BIRD!" and getting all happy and bouncy and stuff.
o well at least it'll be faster when they get it back up

 

by krisitan
11-19-03
in responce to Hal's comic about his 'girlfriend'
he finally puts me in a comic and all i get to do is complain
but thats all you do!
.... guess so, i AM complaining right now arn't i?
haha, u just proved me right
*complains and cries* all i know how to do is complain.....i'm a bad girlfriend

 

by krisitan
11-19-03
I've been forgotten
11 mths later
the day before he said he'd come see me
its 10:15 i've been waiting most of the night
i've been forgotten
11 mths later

 

by krisitan
11-24-03
My french teacher
bonjour class! Kristian, Parler-vous francaise?
Oui, J'ai parle francaise, et toi?
oui, Je parle francaise assi!
Choisissez l'une des histories suivantes. Utilisez votre imagination et completez cette history. Ajoutez un miminum de cinq phrases
i took it back
Dimanche dernier, je ne suis pas reste chez moi. J'ai pris le bus et je suis alle en bille. Dans la rue, j'ai recontre Philippe, mon copain francais. Nous sommes alles dans un cafe. Ensuite...
is it to late to take back a few seconds ago when i said i knew french? Je n'ai pas francaise!

 

by krisitan
11-24-03
THis looks ABSOLUTELY nothing like my grandma but o well
Now Kristian, i don't aprove of you growing up
well, thats a hard thing not to aprove of.
You have to understand, im her youngest grandchild...so i get protected
And i don't like the fact that ur dating now...
if u'd only figure out how long i've been dating
Queenie is what we call her
*sigh* but i guess its just a process that you have to go through
yes it is Queenie

 

by krisitan
11-24-03
First impressions....
Hey BP and Donna, this is my boyfriend hal
*mutters "hi" so low that no one can hear him*
This is my uncle BP and the lady will have to double for my aunt donna (even though i normally use her for mom) neither one look normal
Hello Hal! Nice to meet you!
We've heard alot about you from various relitives
Even though he's shy, he's still a good guy.
Well, that went well you said a whole word!

 

by krisitan
11-26-03
Thanks for making my birthday really special
Sooo... what was your favorite present?
you came over
...
That does count doesn't it?
*hugs* Yes

 

by krisitan
11-26-03
so? did you enjoy it?
...maybe.
what about captin winky?
captin winky to the rescue, i heard your call oh person in distress!!
Your not captin winky!

 

by krisitan
11-26-03
Thank all of you for a great birthday

 

by krisitan
11-26-03
Hmmmm....trying to find a person to represent dad, he's never been in a comic!
ummm....no
ugh....too.....
feminine

 

by krisitan
11-26-03
WAY to pantsless
a bit 2 royal, reminds me of the king of town who likes to eat everything.
note to self: grandad is under host on kad 2
*sigh* From lack of someone better, you are now my father.

 

by krisitan
11-26-03
Ohhh! hey sexy!
I'm not sexy
yes you are...
nope
*mumbling*...those arms, and that chest....

 

by krisitan
11-27-03
where's the delete button on these stupid comics?
why do you want one?
i have a few.....i don't like
no, don't delete any!
There HAS to be one!

 

by krisitan
11-27-03
In my disguise, i stealthly aproach Srip Creator HQ
Ah! at last the strip creator HQ... there MUST be a way to delete it from here.
Well i couldn't find a logical way
AH! at last, job HAS to be completed!
Back in my room, soundly knowing that the annoying comics have be deleted once and for all...
krisitans comics: sat, asian girl 3, patti and cris, guys, i love, i love 2.....
*groans* mission failed :(

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
...I fought with my boyfriend for the first time ever last night
wha??
it was really scary
we fought?? when??
i woke up from that dream really, really sad.
oh! i thought my memmory was worse than usual.

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
Girls are so easy sometimes
I swear, you have something nice done for you
and its like you'd love that person forever....
WHAT?? Thats all it takes?? Must go do something nice to patti!

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
Muh HAHAHAHAH! I know the secret, all i have to do is something nice to win my precous patti over, i will go get her the moon and the stars so she'll love me forever
MAn, this one is phyco
In the mean time, while cris was on his long walk to the moon and the stars.....
Hey Patti, whats up?
Not much just trying to figure out what guys want?
to be continued
you mean, other than sex?
well, sex would be preferable, but i have to win HIM before i can get him to have sex with me!

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
What about everlasting love?
Nah, that's WAY to girly....
ummm...im stumped
i dunno, just do something nice for him, give him a backrub or something i enjoy it when hal does it to me!
I bet we can all see where this is going
hmmm...a back massage? not good enough i can't win him with that! Hal's WAY to easy on Kristian, she doesn't deserve him.
I know....I'll get him the moon and the stars!

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
Now i get to insult their intelligence about space travel
Now, How do i get to the moon, maybe i could get my dad to take me!
Alright, time to go find my car so i don't have to WALK to the moon.
Where's cris when i need him, i KNOW he can drive to the moon, he can drive everywhere.
She's lost it 2! whats with these people they are all nutz!
May i take your order sir?
Uhhh... I don't really have an order, i just need directions to get to the moon could you give them to me?

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
Your Joking right?
No, i need to get my lover the moon and the stars so she'll want me
What kind of moron are you?
I'm Just young and in love
Well lets see try to contact nasa, maybe they'll get u a shuttle out there
Oh! okay i need a shuttle!

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
What a moron..... what some people will do for love, i wish i had a lover like him
As he calls nafta, a hotel shuttle service that takes u from the airport to your room. Cris:"Hello? Nasa? I need to place an order for a shuttle"
Alright? we can take you to any hotel you want, where would you like to go?
I need to go to space!!!
HAHAHA! you moron you can't DRIVE to space
I cant????

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
So cris, sulkingly decides to take a walk to try to think about how he can get to space
i wonder how i could get to space
He meets an astrunaut... who isn't hal, but looks like hal, because everyguy wants to look like hal because hal is so sexy
Wow! YOU CAN GET ME TO SPACE CAN'T YOU??? HUH HUH HUH??
Uh... no you freak, its halloween, this is a costume
Cris' hopes slowly die away when
A MAGICAL SPACE MONKEY!!!! You can get me to space can't you???
Yes, i can your solution is found

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
DUN! DUN! DUNNNNNNNNN!!!!! *horror music plays*
But.....at a price (now would be a good time to read the caption)
Anything, i'll do ANYTHING, just name it
Highpitched coord on instrument is hit, it rattles attempting to bring suspence
You have to break into the royal temple of death, and steal the golden eagle of destruction(read caption....now)
*gulp* well....maybe not that
Alright, fine i just need 100 bucks
Done!

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
Again, in the mean time, patti has her own trouble
Whats this strange, frozen guy doing here???
I'm a male genie, covered in ice, release me and i will give you one wish
well, i don't necessarly believe that, but since it would be mean to leave you like this...and i need a wish, i'll unfreze you
how nice, greedy people and their wishes!
after a long hour of messing with ice, patti finally figures out that heat melts ice
ah, all i have to do is light a fire
Ah thanks for un freezing me, so you wanna go to the moon eh? i can do that!

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
we'll we're getting there
MAn, i owe you an apology, i didn't think you could do it...
Ah! at last all i need to do is capture one of these stars
you can't capture a star you moron!
Why not?
Because they're flaming balls of gas

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
WHAT??? you shoulda told me that BEFORE we came!!!
You didn't ask, plus what kinda person doesn't know that....?
so cris takes a walk to think of a solution to catch a star and take it to patti
! I have a solution, i will capture a star and take it home in the spaceship, im sure
if i walk on this moon for long enough i'll fall off the edge and land on a star!
this frame will continue
PATTI!?!?!?!?!?
CRIS!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
What are you doing here???
What are you doing here???
I asked first!!!
No I did!!!
Nope I did
No you didn't i asked it at exactally 8:25:33 pm cst!

 

by krisitan
11-30-03
Nuh-uh you asked at 8:25:35 i asked at 8:25:33
No, i timed it i am alywas perfect with time so i couldn't be a second off!!
How do you KNOW your not a second off?
Because i'm just that good, ask Kristian!
Patti, we're on the moon, how am i supposed to ask Kristian
Here use my cellphone

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