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by lalaland
7-25-07
so ur sisters getting married again right?
she'll try
oh. i see.
her boyfriend smokes like its life
oh. i see.
hes a bitch, my brother says.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
dude who the hell r u?
why the fuck do u wanna know?
good question.
no thats my name
shit.
i gotta pee

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
ok. my boyfriend isnt drunk, he doesnt smoke. can i marry him?
lemme see him
hello
wow! he's good! marry my duaghter, and take care of her will u?
i'll try
who the fuck r u?

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
ha! im married and ur not!
damn! she's right.
hey! where r u going?
to find a girlfriend!
damn.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
hows ur dad?
he died a week ago.
...so who's ur mom having sex with over there?
where?
aaaah yes. ur good at oral
i think thats James

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
so where u going today?
2 see my dad
where's he live now?
well, he lives in the old cemetary, but his spirit is in hell with the devil
oh. why?
he had sex with other woman besides my mom

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
did u find an girl friend yet?
as a matter of fact, i did!
yea right.
here she comes!
thats not a girl friend! thats a fucking slut!
i need sex.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
mommy?
yes darling?
i heard daddy yelling at u. he called u a slut. whats a slut?
um er...its...
oh.
it means ur mother like to have sex with other men.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
ok. so u know what to do when u see ur uncle right?
yea. bite him. i heard mommy telling daddy he was a hellish brother.
Dan, this is our baby.
u had a fucking baby?!
thats cute...OW!
told u i bite.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
dude ur married?!
yep.
whos the unlucky girl?
oh she's very lucky.
um...
his penis is 2 small.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
hi-ya!
......
whoy-ya!
.......
ya!
what the hell r u doing?!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
so i thought maybe our kids could get together right?
fine.
who the hell r u?
excatly what i wanted 2 say!
ok...maybe that wasnt such a good idea
ur Katy still bites.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
my damn wife doesnt want sex anymore!
hmm...lemme see
lalalala
whee!!!
wow! ur wife sure know how 2 have sex!
fuck u! u had sex with my wife!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
mommy
yes dear
i want a sister
too bad. its gonna be a brother.
damn!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
so now im gonna have a brother.
wow. That sucks
ya i know. worst part is now my dad wants 2 have sex with my mom every day!
...side effect of pregency?
HES NOT PREGNET!
oh.

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
so ur gonna have another kid?
not me u bitch! my wife!
fuck
....

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
ooo look at the clouds!
yes hun
that 1 looks like u mommy!
thanks
that 1 looks like daddys penis!
what the fuck??!!!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
if u dont lemme fuck u, im gonna...fuck u!
and if i dont let u fuck me...
then...ur grounded!
fuck.
Phil starts fucking Jean
YES!!!
ARGH!!!! NO!!!!!!! I NEVER SAID FUCK ME!!!!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
i admit brother, having 2 kids isnt very cool.
why not?
cuz my husband always wants to go anal! u cant get pregnent going anal!
oh. right.
so now i got 2 masturbate and pour a jar of his serman over me.
but hey, at least ur pregnent!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
brother...
yea?
why dont u ever do anything while ur having sex with ur wife?
damn! how'd u know?
and i had 2 go up and down while he slept and came.
im fucking glad my brother isnt my husband

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
im going 2 the carnival with my kids
im going 2.
at the carnival
hey where'd ur dad go?
wheres ur mom?
whered our kids go?
fuck! Jane? Jane where r u?

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
...who the hell r u?
i think the question is who the hell r U?
ah fuck! who the hell r u now?
i think im ur dad.
holy shit! u changed dad!
actully, ur dad is my son

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
im looking 4 a book sir.
JESUS CRIST!
thats my name dont wear it out. im looking for: how to beat the shit out of sinners
oh shit!
r u gonna gimme the book or not

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
sis...theres something i need to tell u.
what? ur finally moving out?
no. im getting married.
what about ur wife?
i killed her
fuck u

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
fuck!
missed
damn!
missed again
shit!
what kind of peace maker r u?

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
so...im fucking bored
deal with it.
fuck u
deal with it.
what the fuck??!! ur a robot! dammit ur having sex with a girl!!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
so dad...can i marry someone?
why the hell would u wanna do that for?
um...cuz...i found this horny girl, and she says i cant have sex with her untill we marry.
......................................
please?
see if i care

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
wow nurse! im so glad u let me fuck u!
well im not glad u squeezed my boobs like a pressure thingie.
Nurse Lati throws all her blood onto doctor will
some nurse u r.
this is all my blood u squeezed. here! fuck u!!
thanks. dead nurse

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
damn it Dan!
what?
why do ur kids have dipers on?!
hey! thats for me to fucking know and for u to not fucking find out!
............................fuck u

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
yo dad!
ya son?
can i have 50 bucks?
what for?
people 21 and younger must have 20 bucks to enter the strip club. And i need 30 bucks cuz very girl to fuck is 1 dollar
have u been watching t.v again?

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
Dan...im getting a divorce
why r u telling ME this?
ur my brother! shouldnt u know anything that goes on with me?
in that case u never told me how tight ur pussy was!
*slap!!*
fuck u!
ow!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
so ur sister slapped u.
pretty much
then why the hell did u ask how tight her pussy was?!
she said i should know anything that happend to her!
*slap!!!*
fuck u!
ow! Damn! why is everyone slapping me?

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
look sis. im sorry i asked how tight ur pussy was
really?
i guess...
aaww...i forgive u.
*slap!!!*
is ur ass tight?
fuck u!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
will u stop fucking ask about ur sister's forbiddin zones?!
i guess so...
why the hell r u wearing a suit?
so when u slap me it doesnt hurt.
*slap!*
peice of crap!
...ow. that still hurt! damn!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
im sorry Dan but, u've gotta move out!
i see...i understand totally.
u do? great!
i understand, that u do not want me in ur presence any more! *sniff*
aaw Dan its not like that-oh fine. u can stay. just dont cry. u make me feel guilty
really? cool!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
Dan. Where is Justin?
i dunno. probably spending all my damn money at a stip club.
porn. agh god! This fucking looks great!
what the hell?! DAN!!!!
hey aunt, i can explain!
WHY THE HELL IS THERE SERMAN ALL OVER MY COMPUTER?!

 

by lalaland
7-25-07
so ur son cummed on ur sister computer.
yep
so what did u do?
show him how to aim proporly
.....fuck u
...............

 

by lalaland
7-27-07
i really dont think-
of course u do!
i dont want to be an astronaut!!
it'll be fun! trust me.
aaaaaah!!!!!
so long, sucker

 

by lalaland
7-27-07
what the hell is THAT?!
my new hamster
can i touch it?
no way! he bites!
ow!
cant say i didnt warn u

 

by lalaland
7-27-07
welcome to lala land, where all ur dreams com true
cool! whats that?
DONT TOUCH THAT-OOWW!!!!!!
oops. Hey whats that do?
please young lady-OUCH!
i think im gonna like this place

 

by lalaland
7-29-07
okay Dan, you really have too leave my house
...give me 2 good reasons to leave
well, for instense, we've live together scince I was born, and im sick of it
so?
...and second, i just want you out of my life!!!
but i'm ur dam brother!!

 

by lalaland
7-29-07
so your sister kicked you out...AGAIN?!
yep.
dude! how many times has she done that?
um...lets see. 5 times. And she's about to let me in again Watch
and Dan smiles
OH MY GOD!!
im sorry Dan, you can come back

 

by lalaland
7-29-07
Dan!!! thats it! i cant take it anymore! im leaving!
wait! Sarah!
Sarah wait!
u forgot to wash my boxers!

 

by lalaland
8-02-07
thats it Dan! if ur not moving out, i am! i cant take it anymore!
...but sis...
whoo whee yeah!! paaarty time!! whoo whoo hoo!
so ur sis left, and ur partying
yep. pretty much
im bored. night

 

by lalaland
8-02-07
what the fuck??!!! i leave for minutes to go to the grcery store, and u have a party??!!
s-s-sis! uh...hehe yeah um ya know what, i thought u left!
I did leave! but u just thought it was permenitly like u do!!
...thats my good quality
smack smack smack!!!
fuck u fuck u fuck u asshole!!
ow ow ow damn it!

 

by lalaland
8-02-07
im going to the store. promise u wont throw a party
i promise.
hey Jeff, wanna have a party?
why the hell would u disobey ur sister??!!
...damn it im the older brother!! why cant she ever listen to me??!!
uh...i dont know! lets paarty pa-pa-paaaarty!!! whoo!

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
Dan is worried
Dan...im going to have a baby
oh shit here it comes...
Dan gets ready to pack his bags
and now that this is my third kid, i dont have the money or room to house u.
oh shit oh shit...
so...if your gonna live here, get a job, get a hobby, and pay half the rent!!
wow. thats it?

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
well where the hell u gonna find a fucking job Dan?!
i dont know jeff, i really dont know. hey where do u work?
damn...i dont work. my wife does.
im gonna go find a wife
...good luck with that!

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
would u mary me?
hey yeah! WHEN UNDIES FLY!
will u marry me?
fuck no! im Jeff's wife!!
will u marry-oh shit
Dan!! what the hell are you doing??!!!

 

by lalaland
8-03-07
and we thank god for all the wonderful things in life. Amen.
yyea. can i eat now?
Dan! if ur gonna live her, u have to give thanks!
i wonder if god would like it if i sweared right now
hell no! god gives a whole damn about crap like that shit!
wow! u cursed um lets see...1, 2, 3 times in 1 sentence!

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