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by legolexi
2-11-04
You ever wonder where we came from?
Bum Bum Bum Bum Buuuummmmmm!!
Ha ha!! Your pregnant!!
So.Whats wrong with that?
It says here you can die from being pregnant...
Fo...Whats wfron fith that?[So. Whats wrong with that?]

 

by legolexi
2-22-04
On The Moon In Univerise || 9:14 AM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN?!?!
Trying to die.
Ok than...Enjoy!
You To!

 

by legolexi
2-24-04
I has been known that people are going crazy because of the harse knowing of aleins
We are going to talk with a few aleins and robots to see how they fill about this sarcasim and mistreatment of there name. Billy Wanka has the story.
Help meeeeeee....
%$%$ #$%#n @#$@ @%&* @$!#% @3
Well...As you can see we have not a translator and Billy has just been shot some where in the testicals...
Well...Thats our story for today in..Channel 3 Ear wittness news!

 

by legolexi
2-24-04
Marks Hide Out - In Closet || 4:13 PM
I don't know why you play those stupid games! They all suck! And there rip offs! You can do that with 99 cent action figures from the dollar tree! Your so dumb!
So...
Did that guy just rip off his arm and beat him with it?
Yup.
I got winners.
K.

 

by legolexi
2-25-04
Two People Walking By Each Other
My Shoe Tie Is Lose...
I wonder whats for dinner...
Excuse me Ma'am...
YES!!!!I'LL MARRY YOU!!!!!!
I'm marryed but could you just step over so I can finish tieing my shoe? Your on the string...
Man...This was going to be the happyist day of my life to...

 

by legolexi
2-26-04
Whats wrong with Tina, She seems so upset.
Jason left her and took away her ability to love and eat.
How did he take her ablitity to eat?
He ate-her-out than left her.

 

by legolexi
2-26-04
Tina...Stop ignoreing me and listen!
Leave me alone!
Cindy told me all about what happen! You can't keep hiding this!
She t-t-t-told you?!?
What do you have to say for your self now?!
I'm going to kill her!!!

 

by legolexi
2-26-04
Okie Dokie Now...
DID I WIN?1 DID I WIN???
Nope...Your still in 2nd place on the killin' spring mascott.
Oh I am am I?
Cool...Now I'm in 1st Place!!!

 

by legolexi
2-27-04
The Famus 'Wall" || 5:14 PM
Hey Cindy! Do you like the comic I made with stripcreator.com?
I looks cool!
Hey Cindy...Do you like the comic I made from stripcreator.com?Yes.It's cool! - Dude. That looks nothing like me!
Cretics...
Huh?!

 

by legolexi
2-27-04
Cindy...Read this one!
Kool!
So what do you think?
It's great. But it still looks nothing like me.
Oh yes right. Your uglyier
%$#&@

 

by legolexi
3-04-04
Wow. Look at all this naughty lango!
What doi you mean? Your the evil one!
No...It's from all these unknown users!
Looks like AOL's gone bad agian.
But unknown users can't enter the chat system so this must mean...When the people cuss out AOL or there computer or IP system it causes them back out!
Wow. AOL's getting better by the second!

 

by legolexi
3-06-04
Hello. I'm Mark. I'm here to tell you a littlre bit about my life.
Here are a few charecters your see in my life.
My friend Leon. He's a good guy...When he wants to be.
Whats going on?
And this is my brother. Dug. He likes to be called White Devil.

 

by legolexi
3-06-04
When I was first born I was a basturd. My mom never told me about my pops. So we just made it out alone.
Blue Blaaa...Gi Gibbb
What am I going to do?
What made it even worse was the fact that she was onl 17 and loved to party.
I'm going to party. I'll be back by 4. Food is in the fridge. Like you enen care.
So my grandma Mack gave my mom advice on how to rasie me. I don't think she remembered.
No remember. Feed him 3 times a day and don't...
Hurry up...Im gonna miss the big bash on college ave!

 

by legolexi
3-06-04
A Few yars later my mom got drunk and sleept with her cousin. So...I had a brother. We where the same. But he knew about his dad.
Who are you?
I'm your little brother. Now be a good bro and hand me that bottle of Vadca!
We got along good at the age of 10. Until my brother got a girl friend.
THATS NO FAIR!! I WANT A GIRLFRIEND TO!!! *sniff*
Maybe if you where as cool as me you'd have one!
So I hit it off with a girl I meet at the beach. Turned out that she moved next door to me!
Duhh..Your pretty. Wanna be my girlfriend?!
Sure. I've got nothing else to do!

 

by legolexi
3-06-04
Than about 4 years later I walked into the room while Dug and Nina where haveing sex.
Dear God!
Lowwer! LOWWER! Yeah baby! Ohhhhh...MMM... HARDER FASTER!!GO GO GO!!
So I went and told my friend Leon about it. I sweared he wouldn't tell a soul.
Andshe was on the floor whilehe was on top and she started....
Umm Humm..Yes Yes...Tell me more!
But the whole school found out in 3 hours and my girlfriend Jamey wanted to do the same thing...But in the buses.
Are yuo sure this is ok!
It's fine! Wanna do it doggy style or freky?

 

by legolexi
3-06-04
But we wern't prtected and she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't want to be a dad just yet.
ARE YOU TELLING ME YOUR PREGNANT?!
Yha! Isn't it great?!
So I told my brother because I trusted him. And he had the same problem. The only thing was that he had a job.
MY LIFE IS RUINED!!*sniff*
It's ok big bro. I'll help support you. As long as you an baby sit for me.
So we looked up How to Rasie Kids.
It says " Wack them up at 7:45 in day. Than feed them and play. Than feed once more to take a nap. And you wont be under a cry attack!"
Isn't that a nusry ryme for how to raise dogs?

 

by legolexi
3-06-04
So at the age of 18 I moved out and got an apartment. And a job. I worked for my Grampa Mark.
Are you sure this is ok Grampa?
You look great oll boy!
I got a job as a Relistate agent and sold more houses than I thought I would.
Ok. How many rooms sir?
Well I need 1 room for me and my husband Mriazulu. And 1 room for my kid Tendia.
So I got a raise. But it as only to rich people.
This ok sir?
Well I'll be a monkeys uncle. Ive been savin up fer 'bout 1 day now justa get this fin one. I'll take it for..hos 'bout 200k?!

 

by legolexi
3-06-04
Than one day my brother tried to call but I didn't answer not knowing it as an emegancy.
Sometimes I want to kill you!
*RING**RINNNG*
So later I went to my Bros work nd found out what happened.
I WAS TRYING TO CALL AND TELL YOU THAT MY GIRLFRIEND DIED OF CANCER! I HATE YOU!
I thought you where a telli! I'm sorry!
So my brother ending up killing himslef. I mess him so.
What went wrong? was it the dirt I put in your nuddles? Or the clydo I put in yuor candy bar?

 

by legolexi
3-06-04
So Dugs baby was passed out to mom. Which she kicked out later.
go blaa...bli bli bla gigi.
*SLAM* GO TA HELL!
So my 21 year old friend took him up sence she couldn't have kids with her man.
Thanks for doing this Bony!
No problem. I always wanted my own.
But sadly Bonys man broke up with her. So she took it out on my nefu Barney.
What'd I do man?
IT'S ALL YOUR FALUT!!!

 

by legolexi
3-06-04
But Barney later died of the Flu. He didn't want to be treated. He said he wanted to die happy!Than my brother came in my dream and gave me my answer to why is everyone dieing.
WHY IS EVERY ONE DIEING? *sniff*
Because of you.
So I later got married and moved to Atlanta thinking to escape it all. But the first plane blew up. We had to wacth them all die.
Aren't we suposed to be running and screaming?
I can't hear you! Wheres the bathroom?!
So we had to move back in our house. So I got married.
I DO?!
I DO!!!!!!!!!!

 

by legolexi
3-07-04
A few months later we had a daughter named Tina.She acted and looked like my mom.
Im going to a party.Be back by 6.Foods in the fridge.Like you care.
Ok. You do that while I look at the secret photos of people you've stalked.
But one day she never came home. So I asked her boyfriend if he'd seen her.
Your Tinas boyfriend right?!Have you seen Tina?
Err..Umm...what?Err.I gotta go.
Sence he didn't tell me I went seching around where she had her last party and found her body druged.
MY GOD! WHY ME?

 

by legolexi
3-07-04
So I took her to the doctor's and the report wasn't what I thought it would be.
So whats wrong with her? What happened?
Well. Telling from the bruses and scrathes I'd say someone druged her and than rapped her. You'll have to get the full answers from her.
So I talked to her and she kept dinning me.
Ok. You have to stop going to so many partys and stay at home for a while. I can get you a wepon if--
For the last time...I WASN'T RAPPED!!
So I got her a cat top make her forget about everything.
I'm bord. Lets do somethin'
Lets party!

 

by legolexi
3-07-04
Than one day hile I was wacthing T.V. Jamey told me to get the phone. I thought TELLI.
Ok...Just hold on a sec Honey.
AND IT'S GOING IT'S GOING AND ITS...IT'S RIGHT IN MICHEAL FRIZEES MIT. OH WELL!
I never got the phone and just let it ring. Than heard the messeges.
*beep*DAD! I'M MOVIENG OUT YOUR HOUSRE AND INTO MY BOYFIRENDS! LIKE YOU CARE!
...
So I went and found out where shestayed and took an unxspected visit.
So...Once more why are you doing this?
Because! You never respected me! And I went to my boyfriend instead of YOU!!!

 

by legolexi
3-07-04
But when she had a baby her boyfriend broke up. So she came back home.
Ha ha!!! Came running like a puppy to a new bone!
I hate you.
So she told my wife about it and they got along much better than we did.
It's ok honey. Look. Wanna go to a theme park and make fun of fat people?
*sniff* SURE! MOM YOU ROCK!!!
And so...Thats what they did.
*huff hff* A NICE BURGER*HUFF* AFTHER A 3 FEET WALK. *HUFF*i LOVE THIS*HUFF*
HEY FAT BLOCK! I CAN GET A YOU FULL MEBERSHIP ON WEGHIT WATCHERS IF YOU GIVE THAT OLD LADY A BELLY DANCE!

 

by legolexi
3-08-04
Well...Her cat didn't last long because she never feed itgoing to partys.
...I miss you so. Amen *sniff*
So she stoped going to partys and her brother noticed.
WHAT'S MY PICTURE DOING ON IAMUGLY.COM?!
Aren't you supposed to be at a party?
And she spent more time with her baby than we did.
You know. Your kinda cute. I never looked at you long enough to notie.
So what are you trying to say?!

 

by legolexi
3-09-04
A few days later her boyfriend Jordan came running back like she did.
What Do you want?!
I want to...err..make up with you...
But he didn't have a good reson so she started stalking him...Agian.Than told me about it.
He wants to come back because he dosen't have a place to stay.
Wow...I didn't know stalking people was a good deal.
So we invited him to stay until he got a new house.
Only for a few days ok!
Ok. I've got a new job so it might be that hard.

 

by legolexi
3-09-04
They didn't talk to each other while they lived near each other. She wouldn't even let him near her baby!
Could you ask Jordan to stop eating my sushi?
You still not talking to him?
Than all of the sudden they got along and made up!
I love you and I'm sorry...Wanna go kill some people?
I'M READY...I'M READY, I'M READY!
They came back happy and bloodier than ever! Well...At least he did.
That was great!
Yha! You shoda seen that fat dude scream!

 

by legolexi
3-09-04
Finaly Jordan got an apartment on Maple St. and moved out.
Im gonna miss you Jordan...
Me to..*blows air kiss*
So Tina got a job as a poetry artist.
The wind blows swiftly in my hair as I walk to the beat looking for my loved one on Maple Street...
And her work got her popular. A little to popular.
Looks like theve put you on many fan websites! look...The 'O' in google continues for miles!
KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!

 

by legolexi
3-09-04
So when Jordan heard about it he got kind of mad because mostly every one knew her.
It's ok Jordan! No bodys gonna get kidnapped! It's just a work place!
But you have to take breaks sometimes! You have bags under your eyes to carry 50$ worth of food!
So he started keeping a better eye on her.
Agent X Note: Tina has been going to the 'Cafe Kafe Peotry Club"alot!
And since she found out she didn't think the baby was safe she she sent her to an adoption center.
Thank You Very Much.
No problem. We will make sure your baby gets to a safe family.

 

by legolexi
3-15-04
But ever since she put her baby up for adoption shes had troble getting along.
It's ok! Get over it. And get out that dog shit!
I miss him. I miss him. I miss him. I miss him.I miss him. I miss him. I miss him...
So I took her to a doctor. She talked with him for a while. The "Doctor" turned out to be the guy I sold the house to.
And than he went and started stalking me. So I don't fill safe.
Maybe you should just get away. I mean to a tropical Island and relaxe!
So when she went on a ship and meet the man of her dreams! And he was rich!
Umm...Wanna go get a drink in my private bar?
Sure...I'll do anything with you!

 

by legolexi
3-16-04
So there ended up haveing sex...But they where protected.
mmmmmm....oh yeah...come on baby. I love it rough!! Yes yes.
WOOOOWW...
So he gave her some money to crush around...We just didn't know how much.
Are you sure that 250,000 dollars is enough?I can give you more and--
It's ok...But Thank You!
So when she got home she had presents..Lots of presents.
Dear god...Help us all!
I got you a new brefcase,pen,laser pointer, papers, penciels condoms,clipers...

 

by legolexi
3-18-04
So she e-mailed me and said she would be staying with him. His name was Jason.
Lets the girl stay! It's her love! And he's rich and--
Ok Ok...
But when her boyfriend found out about it he was furius.
WHERE IS SHE?!
She moved to Jamaca with a guy named Jason!
So her old Boyfirend went and followed her...We just watched and got drunk.
Thes ani't So bads after Alre!
Lookie! Your nipples showin throgh your shirt bicth!

 

by legolexi
3-18-04
Ready?
I guess...
Let me put it this way...
1) I didn't know you where going to do that! 2) You ain't got no curves3) I ain't payin for this!

 

by legolexi
3-19-04
A few weeks later we couldn't find Tina. So we called the police.
She had brown hair, black eyes and light tan colored skin.
What where the breast sizes...This will help me indicate her MUCH more better.
So I had a dream that she was coming back...Somehow.I'm the stick guy.
I will come back as soon as I can find my head.
Oh shit...
So I went to a doctor to see what it ment...
It means that your child will be killed inless than 2 weeks unless you do something.
Oh shit...

 

by legolexi
3-19-04
So I went to the Island and found her... But in not good ways.
Whats wrong? Tell me!
Daddy...Help me. He's abusive! Please!
So I went to talk to him about it.
You've been hurting my kid and I'm not gonna stand it!!
Ah...You can't do nothin' 'bout it.
So I called the police and we went to visit him in jail.
Wel... You won this time! I shall get you! Mwu ha ha ha...
DAADDDDDDDYY!!!

 

by legolexi
3-20-04
.....................A Small Word..................
"About Me" wont be on for a while...
This is for all of you that LIKE "About Me"

 

by legolexi
3-22-04
This must be the place...
Boy your sexy!!!
...!!
I'm sorry...Shes a little drunk. May I skow you to your room?
Please yes!!

 

by legolexi
4-02-04
So Tina stayed in Jamaca and we started to get worryed because she was on the same island as John.
I mean...Are you sure you wanna do this?
Bye dad.
Later she sent us an email that she was coming back because John got out of prison.
Look likes shes comin' back home!
WHY ME LORD!!!
And she came back with a baby...Leon was verrryyyyyy angry.
I say KILL'EM NOW!!
Aww...FUCK YOU!

 

by legolexi
4-02-04
Luckly she had adopted him. He was only 6 years old. And his drawings where crud.
Thats me in two years.
So he just kept drawing pictures.
Do I really look that bad?
Until just on of his pictures reminded me of something.
Don't I know you?
I dunno. Do you?

 

by legolexi
4-06-04
So I took a personal interveiw with the kid. But he only let me veiw him as a fearie.
So...Where are you getting these drawing from anyways.
Me be not tell...Me smell you shit.
So I told Tina that he should go back home.
..So, Maybe he should go back..umm..home.
Your just jeslus! Just becuase he can draw!
So I drew her a picture. I think she loved it!
What the hell?!

 

by legolexi
4-07-04
She took me to the doctor. The doctor said he was going to be an artisit of fellings. One who draws what he or she thinks.
So..A felling drawer?
Yes. I did the same thing before. But...I kept drawing the felling in my pants to much.
And sooner or later...He started drawing the filling in his pants.
Sorry we can't show you the picture due to XXX Grapics.
So...She had to give him up to the adoption center.
Thank You for this so much!
You are welcome! It says if you donate 5 more babys you will get free conciling and a free sperm test for you daddy!

 

by legolexi
4-23-04
Sooner or later I started dreaming of things I've never seen before.
And It went on...
And On...
I need help

 

by legolexi
4-27-04
So I went to church to pray. But I didn't have any money on me at the time.
It'll cost you 20.00 to pray for 5 minutes.Remember, God dosen't like cheap bums!
Bicth
So I just went to a Church of Edin and it was a much better price.
It'll only cost you one soul to pray on the staber.
DEAL!!!
And for some reson a guy named Sally died when I walked past him.
Are you okay. I think he's died guys.
YOU DAMN FROG, DO I LOOK OK?!!!!!

 

by legolexi
6-01-04
The next night I dreamed I got mail. Sady...It was a bad thing . . . . . . . . . . . . No Not This. . . . . . . . . . . . . This
$300 DOLLARS IN BALL MONEY FOR MY AUNTIE RUTH!!!!!
Your children will parise for the prayer of Edin.
So I started watching them more.
So this is what you do all day?
Yes but it is higly complicated to the human mind. HTML is codeing used for the extile computer God "Zextoy". I love you Zextoys!
To the point where they didn't like it...
I didn't know you took showers every 8 hours. Wow...
DADDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by legolexi
6-02-04
But You See...Sooner or later I died. And nobody but that cat cared.
Great..Now whos gonna feed me dinner?
And everybody else celibrated.
Lets party!!!!!!!!!
Mom...I love you...In a none gay way!

 

by legolexi
6-08-04
Ain't it time for the feedin' masta?
It depends on if your hungry.
I've been hungry fo the last 3 hours.
Are you sure. Becuase its on weeds today.
Let me guess, The 'frogs' ate the harvest didn't they?
No, This time it was lizards.

 

by legolexi
6-08-04
You know, Not growing the harvest is makeing your wife go mad.
Talking animals are makeing me go mad.
Well you want me to stop talking?
YES!!
Why are you doing that,stop staring..A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

 

by legolexi
6-08-04
-----------------n0rth PARK poem---------------
n0rth PARK is a pretty little home so I desided to make a pretty little p03m!
Amm I geting Paid for this?!

 

by legolexi
6-08-04
So...Hows the farm goin?
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I KNOW?!!!
WANNA CRAP HOLE?!!!
crap hole?
It always gets him.

 

by legolexi
6-08-04
Me and them animals think you should be fired as farmer.
You can't fire me! I own you dirt bags!!!
Oh we can't can we!!!!
Don't look at me that way you damn crap eatin,butt sniffing,monkey ballin sun of a ...
I love this job.

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