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by len
11-04-04
Sleep deprivation kicks in
Dan Rather here: The race is turning out to be tighter then a shemale hooker in Bankok on a Tuesday night.
Bob Shiefer, you bang Lesley Stahl yet? That's gotta be a tight ass. Don't look at me that way cunt.
Holy fuck, do this with your hands guys. I can totally see tracers.

 

by len
11-04-04
16 hours on air and counting ...
Dan Rather here: You'll notice I got this 1993 Packard Bell 386 while that cunt over there has got some sort of Minority Report uber-computer that could possibly predict the future, possibly not.
Oh this just in, Bush won.
... Anyway, who'd you let cornhole you for that setup? That's not windows motherfucker. That's a *custom* OS. No, I fucking quit ... Let that fucker Schiefer interview Bush.

 

by len
11-15-04
Half Life 2 deployment in T-minus 5h 39m 30s
MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
I can't believe nobody's cracked Half Life 2 yet.
Half Life 2 deployment in T-minus 5h 39m 15s
[snicker]
ARRGHH! And who installed an intercom?!

 

by len
11-16-04
T-Minus 1 second ...
Did you break down and finally buy Half Life 2?
No, I'm in IRC pretending to be as excited as everybody else is.
"[BIGDICK##_] -- OMGF IT"S UNBLOCKING!@E"
I did remember to neuter you didn't I?
HAHAHA! They totally think I spent money.

 

by len
11-26-04
Arrr
Yes, I'm playing Pirates! Go away.
Arrr
Shut up, it's an old Amiga game. It's fun, there's lots of strategery.
Arrr
I fucking hate you.

 

by len
11-26-04
Good Evening America. I'm Dan Rather and I'm sadly announcing my retirement.
It has nothing to do with that idiot chimpanzee gaining the presidency for another 4 years ... and my failed attempt to dethrown him.
It was that dead hooker that did it. Yep. No doubt about it. Dan Rather fucks dead hookers ... Yeah I said! What are you going to do? Fire me. Hah!

 

by len
11-26-04
Dead motherfucking hookers
Random clicking!
Dead motherfucking hookers
Jimmy Dean? Aids!
Dead motherfucking hookers
Anal warts!

 

by len
4-30-05
After a long drinking binge ... [ahem] ... "semester" ... Toby and The Head returns ...
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah option a b c ?
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah option a b c ?
Ok I get it. Jade Empire is repetitive.
blah blah blah blah while you were playing this horseshit for 54 hours straight, smart college kids got drunk and screwed local dorm whores option a b c?

 

by len
4-30-05
Oh yeah, here's the motherload.
-- fap fap fap fap --
Huh. I didn't realize you NeoCons could only get it up to photoshops of nude Jenna Bush.
AHHH! Learn to knock you fucking liberal!

 

by len
4-30-05
The CBS Evening News with Bob Schieffer ,,,
Dapper Dan Rather here in for "Stab me in the fucking back" Bob Schieffer.
You know, I was doing news for 24 years before this bullshit scandal "retired" me. But am I mad? Oh no way! Just because Walter Cronkite could have fucked Asian boys on live TV and get away with it.
And Tom Brokaw gets a send-off like he fucking cured cancer doesn't make Dan Rather fucking mad. Not one bit! -- What? Yeah I put my dick on the table. It's the one I fucked Lesley Stahl with, Bob.

 

by len
12-16-05
Xbox360 Core System eh? Is this the one that's pink and comes with the "magic bullet" for your tender little clit?
Fuck off. Do you know how hard it was just to get even this.
Oh and how cute, you picked up Kameo: Elements of Power. Did you send away for your official Kameo tampons for those, you know, "heavy days".
God, your such a misogynist asshole.
I think Brokeback Mountain 360 just came out. You better go stand in line 45 hours for corded controller anal rumble pack goodness.

 

by len
12-22-05
So what's this horseshit game about?
I play King Kong and that Diet Coke Jewish guy, trying to rescue a clantily scad Naomi Watts
Looks more like ol' 'stomach staple' Peter Jackson missed the boat on the underlying attack on racism of the first movie and went full bore tilt into 'oh run teh away form teh negroes and teh ape!'
um.
Oh fuck, I think I saw a nipple. Hit the "OMGI"M SPARYING CUM EREVERY WERE!!1~" button.

 

by len
4-29-13
So it's been 8 years since the last comic. What's changed?
Well there's a new TOMB RAIDER. I suppose.
Oh shit! Is that the one where you can kinda see down her tanktop?
Well it's really all about the gritty reality reboot now. Titallation is secondary.
... so you're saying she totally gets banged by hobos this time!
Yeah pretty much.

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