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by little_kitty
12-03-03
Start of the night.
Okay... put money on the MasterCard, kept money in my chequing account to buy Christmas presents... I'm done.
2 hours later.
I'm really lazy... Let's buy the presents online. And then I'm done.
4 hours later.
Ikea duvet cover for only $23 bucks?! No tax and 20% off the entire store at Bluenotes! GODY WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!

 

by little_kitty
12-07-03
I can't believe I'm here. I'm too pretty and too cool to be in detention.
Yeah. I'm too much of a jock to be seen here. *flexes*
I hate you because I'm cool and popular and you, Jud Nelson, are NOT!
Meh!
I love you, Jud Nelson, because you're such a rebel and I'm not.
Okay.

 

by little_kitty
12-07-03
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH STOP TALKING BACK TO ME BLAH BLAH BLAH!
All I want to do is sleep in on a Sunday. Its fucking 8:30 am!
I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, I'M MAD AT YOUR SISTER! ALRIGHT, NOW I'M MAD AT YOU! STOP CRYING!
FINE! I'll get up then.
Morning, Peach
Morning, Auntie.

 

by little_kitty
12-07-03
We just read l_k's "Why I Hate Christmas" strip.
Way to spell, fucktard.

 

by little_kitty
12-09-03
Wake Up for 10am
Ooh! A Make Over story, then the Sharon Osbourne Show.
Then A Wedding Story, A Baby Story, Trading Spaces, The Drew Carey Show, Dharma and Greg, That 70's Show, and Friends!
Family gets home after 5pm
What did you do today?
Lots!

 

by little_kitty
12-09-03
Arrrg. I have that fecking "Two Times" song stuck in my head!
That sucks... what song is that one again?
you know... it goes " Two times do do do do do do, do do do do do do"
Wait, say that again? I need to hear it twice.
AAARRRGGGHHH!!
No! No! Its my OCD! I swear!

 

by little_kitty
12-09-03
Its a strip FOR him... not STRIPPING for him.
Heh. That's what you think. Sucky suck fi' dolla, mistah Warriah Mahn?

 

by little_kitty
12-10-03
Haha... I just read "Chooby Chooby" as "BoobyBooby"
Makes sense...
Fucktard.
!

 

by little_kitty
12-10-03
"Okay, Jes. Eyes closed."
"Now... open! We got you strippers!"
"At least he's not boaki... Get him outside"

 

by little_kitty
12-15-03
In the beginning, God made the heavens and the earth.
He also made two women...
Honey? Are you sure she won't notice when she grows up?
So alike... yet so different.
Awww... wook at the wittle baby!

 

by little_kitty
12-15-03
USA August 2001
What's this? A place to make online comics?
Because Canada is slower, it takes a good 2 years for information to travel.
Canada May 2003
Wicked! A place to make online comics!!

 

by little_kitty
12-15-03
Slowly, our two heroine's
[Chicka] So, I'm a girl. And I have hair. And eyes.
[little_kitty] Me too!!
are finding out
[Chicka] I'm lactose intolerant. And size 38D boobs. And I like stuff.
[little_kitty] ME TOO!! This is just weird.
more common stuff!
[Chicka] Do you think maybe we're relat... *Chicka has left #Stripcreator (Ping Timeout)
[little_kitty] Nooo!!

 

by little_kitty
12-15-03
*Chicka has joined #Stripcreator
[little_kitty] Thank God you're back. What were you about to say?
[Chicka]...ed.
[little_kitty]*gasp* You think we're related?
[Chicka] What? No. I was referencing to an editor... I mean. Yes. I think we're (dun dun dun)... RELATED!
[little_kitty]*GASP*

 

by little_kitty
12-15-03
*** Not to be taken seriously, and I am so not racist its not even funny.***
Aww, damn. We wanted to tell j00...
Tell me what, Big D?
You two are related. Yo real momma couldn't handle no twins, so me and yo momma adopted j00!
*gasp* What about kitty?
Some whitey adopted j00!
*gasp!*

 

by little_kitty
12-18-03
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
You look so much better with make-up on!

 

by little_kitty
12-18-03
BBRRRIINNNGGG!!!
Hello?
Hi! Want to come shopping?
Do I have a choice?
Nope!

 

by little_kitty
12-18-03
Blah blah blah work. Blah blah blah Karen. Blah blah blah crow.
Blah blah blah eagle. Blah blah blah phone. Blah blah blah Greg.
Blah blah blah car. Blah blah blah work. Blah blah blah up.
I knew I shouldn't have asked how her day was.

 

by little_kitty
12-18-03
I was looking at those Vans shoes, on the top shelf.
Yeah, those are definitely cool. Unfortunately, we don't have your size. Any other one?
Ummm... maybe the ones on the third row?
Those are awesome. I have them in the green.
Yeeeuuuck... Who would buy those godawful green ones?
#$@&!

 

by little_kitty
12-18-03
So are you guys, like, sisters?
Us? No. I'm her aunt!
... And then she asked if we were sisters!
...
So I told her, no, I'm your aunt!!
I- I don't know how to respond to that. Either you look young... or I look old. Either way, I think I'm insulted.

 

by little_kitty
12-18-03
Can you help me wrap the Christmas presents?
Sure.
Can you grab me a knife to cut the wrapping paper with?
You use a knife? Alright...
Like, 10 minutes later.
I lost the knife... I think I wrapped it in your parents' gift.
Oh dear...

 

by little_kitty
12-21-03
*knock knock knock!!* Hurry up!!!
Finally! I really have to pee!
Sorry, I was downstairs... I didn't hear you kno...
*THUD*
And thats you when you're drunk. Alright.

 

by little_kitty
1-05-04
It don't matter if you're black
or whiiiiiiiiiite (eee hee hee!)
As long as you're a minor it don't matter if you're black or white!
Me hate you long time you sick fuck.

 

by little_kitty
1-06-04
Seeing as today is Kajun's birthday, we have something special...
Sucky sucky FOUR dolla! Spesha discount for birthday boy!
retards

 

by little_kitty
1-07-04
That ain't no spoonful of sugar...

 

by little_kitty
1-07-04
[kitty] I am so down today.
WANGS!
[kitty] I think I'm going to go goth... You know, so I can be cool.
You know what's really cool? Making lots of comics. That's what I did.
[kitty] But... doesn't that mean that you spend a lot of your time online and not doing stuff in real life?
I'M TOO COOL FOR YOU!

 

Masturbation is the solution to all of life's problems.
by little_kitty, 1-07-04

 

by little_kitty
1-07-04
I now call to session the first meeting of the Broken Hearts Club.
Broken HEARTS??

 

by little_kitty
1-07-04
WANGS
DONGS

 

by little_kitty
1-07-04
Calvin and Hobbes comics kick ass!
wangs
dongs
...

 

by little_kitty
1-07-04
What can I get you today, sir?
Cheeseburger.
Alright, how many?
I'll take... one for the team!
Eeejit.

 

by little_kitty
1-08-04
Mind you, Sean isn't a baby. But he sure acts like one. >:l
I DON'T WANT TO EAT RIGHT NOW!! YOU'RE A BIG MEANIE
1... 2... 3... 4...
But why do I have to? My mom never makes me clean my room. Why are you so mean?
5...6...7...8...
So my kids said you were mean to them...
9-10 AARRRGGGHHHH!!!

 

by little_kitty
1-09-04
My hatred for you burns like a hundred STD's.
Ha ha!
When the fuck did you get my STD's?

 

by little_kitty
1-09-04
Rock!
Definitely!
Right, so I'm gunna go to the bathroom.
'kay.
Dude, what the hell are you doing in here?
I'm like herpes : I can't leave!

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
l_k has been way too lazy lately to write comics
So she hired us, for fih dolla, to write them for her.

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
Sucky suck fih dollah?
Okay. Just make sure you put it back on when you're done.
Sucky suck fih dollah?
Alright, but I can only pay you in the lint underneath my fingernails.
Sucky suck fih dollah?
I thought you'd never ask!

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
asiangirl2, is there any way that you guys could, I dunno, NOT make me suck off everyone on the site?
No. You make us do it.
But I'm just following a trend. I mean, don't you remember when you two had that philosophical conversation?
Oh yeah...
5 seconds later...
Sucky sucky fih dollah?

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
Sucky sucky fih dollah?
Paige, what the hell is wrong with you?
I am a lazy piece of shit who has more posts than comics.
I know *that*. But why else?
I'm Canadian.
Oh, I see your point...

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
asiangirl2, have you noticed how we can actually count how many comics are in this series? I mean, we went from one to five effortlessly.
asiangirl1, I know! Then again, l_k lives in an igloo. You know... all Canadians do. She also doesn't know the alphabet.

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
Must... resist... asiangirl takeover.
Must... not... say... coin phrase...
Hey, you say something?
AARGGGHHH!! SUCKY SUCK FIH DOLLAH?
Got change for 10?

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
So you hear about that girl... little_kitty?
Yeah... she suckin off everything in sight!
She come to you yet?
Nope. :(

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
I think I may have figured out a way to override them... It'll cost me, but it will be worth it.
Later that day...
Uh, is this where the asiangirls live?
Yes... Hold on, let me open door.
WANGS

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
Thank you so much, Rabid_Weasle! How can I ever repay you?!
I only killed one asiangirl. The other one wasn't home.
B-but that means... NO! DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT!
Sucky sucky fih dollah?
MY TIME HAS COME!!And so have I. Hahahaha.

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
Sucky sucky fih dollah?
RAAR! TOBOR CORNHOLE!
Sucky?
CORNHOLE?
4 hours later...
SUCKY!
CORNHOLE!

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
must... override... other asiangirl. My ass hasn't hurt this bad since I fell down the stairs wasted at a bar.
Must figure out way to do it...
I've got it! Muah hahahah!

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
I challenge you to a Pokemon match!
You're on! My country invented the game! Muah hahaha!
Go JOOLS.
What the hell... what can jools do?
BOOBIES!

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
Thanks to my cunning mind, I have beaten the asiangirls once and for all... now I can go live happily ever after and...
YOU PROMISE TOBOR SUCKY. TOBOR HAVE FIH DOLLAH.
*sigh*

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
Dear knkx : Why are you always hdb! ing? What does it mean? -- Bertha
Dear Bertha : First of all, your name sucks. Get a new one.
Second, you suck. Go away. hdb! -- knkx

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
WANGS. w-a-n-g-s. WANGS.

 

by little_kitty
1-11-04
WANGS. Working Against No-Guilt Sex. WANGS.

 

by little_kitty
1-13-04
Ha ha... I have $0.04 left to spend on my credit card.
Heh. You should buy... uhhhh...
What can you buy for 4 cents?
This is what HE said he was actually thinking.
Two opinions!
Man, I want to hit that

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