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by lpu
9-27-10
conflict subculture; these are criminals that are active in crowded areas where the only illegitimate opportunities available are within loosely organised gangs. They earn status by winning territory

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Go see mark and get me my fix!!!
Daddy i have a choice. i dont want to end up like you!

 

by lpu
9-27-10
criminal subcultures = provides youths with an apprentership for a career in utilitarian crime. They are acepted into gangs and put into a hieracy of there abilities which provides them with training
your dumb enough to be a house theif, soon you wil rob banks
This guys my hero, NO MORE SCHOOL FOR ME
In areas of high population and turnover,

 

by lpu
9-27-10

 

by lpu
9-27-10
The suri tribe/ Hearding the cattle
Mooooo
Your coming with me
Boys earn the right to become young elders by stick fighting and care of cattle.
Show me your stick fighting skills boy!
Please im not ready yet, give me more time!
The candidates are insulted starved & sometimes wipped until the bleed
: (
UGLY! USELESS! YOUR NOT WANTED !!

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Invitation to the debutante ball :)
Hey! Can you come to my debutant ball?
Yeah! I can remember mine.
Father wishing his daughter good luck
Good luck!
Thanks Dad! I've got to go and but on my white dress :)
After the ball :)
Congratulations!
Thanks! I'm finally a woman now :)

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Piggy the pretty pigwoman is going to get circumcised.
Get ready my friend, it's time to become a woman.
What have I done? I don't deserve to be cut. Next thing you know someone's going to eat me.
Piggy the pretty pigwoman is seen as a wild animal so she is a pig at first then a coyote.
Come on, Its time you wild animal!
Oh no, spare my clitoris.
Piggy the pretty pigwoman has now been circumised and is wearing a leather skirt and a necklace to symoblize she is a woman.
Hello Madam, will you marry me? Here drink this sour milk :)
Hah! Now you can't make fun of me.

 

by lpu
9-27-10
This little 'animal' liked the boy, but he has crushed her dreams.
Its my birthday, im now 14 years old!!
hahaah and you havnt been circumsised? you man! you animal! i liked you but i cant go out with a kid!
Daughter speaking to her daddy about getting circumsised now!
dont cry! i told you wen u turned 12 you have to be circumsised! do you know the affects of not getting circumsised? our family could have died. now tomorow we shall go. you will be in more pain now!!
how will he know im circumsised though :S
how happy is the girl now?
hey ;) im now a woman..
hmm ye bby i can tell by you wearing that lovely leather skirt, come to my hut somtime inih ;)

 

by lpu
9-27-10
I'm a Tegay :D I have been helping with the cattle since I was eight years old. To be a young elder, we need skills in stick fighting and our ability to care for the cattle must be to a high standard.
I'm a Bara :D As you know this means that I am a senior elder. I will be among those who shall decide if you should become a Rora, which is a Junior elder.
I'm hungry :( I'm being starved as part of my initiation ceremony so I can become a young elder.
Deal with it. It's your rite of passage!
Owww the pain! :(
Suck it up Tegay!

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Dassanech Life - the girls at around 10/12 are circumstised so they can marry.
Your next , dont worry it wont hurt
(Least i will recieve my rights to be a woman)
Girls are given sour milk & a necklace just after the circumsision,
See that werent bad at all was it ?
ahhhh, i need sour milk !!!
Shes now considered as an adult and marrige will now take place soon after
I've got to get mine done tomorrow
its not that bad , i can now wear my leather skirt

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Lareto Makena's father had decided that it was that time in his daughter life were she needed to get circumcised - Lareto was very scared and restented this idea.
Listen yeah, DPMO your getting chopped next week
NEVERR !!!!
In the village she was being teased men were calling her a wild animal and a man. This made her feel sad and isolated.
Oi you Goat, Your never going to get married looking like THAT!
:( maybe i should get chopped- allow being called a wild animal my whole life
Soon she agreed that it was probanly for the best and she decided to go get it done . After she was given a beautiful necklace and a leather skirt. Yep definetly worth the pain :/
Alright this will only hurt a bit
arghhhh Have Mercy ! F****!!!!!

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Little Girl is Being Bullied Because She Has Not Been Circumcised Yet.
You ' Wild Animal'
Little Girl is Going To Get Circumcised.
Step inside Child, This Wont Take Long.
Now My Family Will Be Proud Of Me And My Dad Will Get His Bride Gift.
After Little Girl Has Been Circumcise, She is Now A Woman.
Oh. i Feel Like A Lady Now. And i Love My New Leather Skirt.
Will You Marry Me?

 

by lpu
9-27-10
I really dont want to have a Bar Mitzvah
Hey!
I feel that we should not be expected to show that we have enough knowledge to take on our personal religious responsibility.
Whats wrong? You should be happy! This ceremony marks your transition into adulthood.
Yeah Thanks for your support! I'm not woirried about reading the Taurah infront of all those people now.
It's not as bad as you think it is going to be! All you have to do is read the Taurah. It'll be over over before you know it.

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Suri Life - Children start helping with cattle when they are about 8 yrs old.
Come here you COW!
Don't Eat me!
Becoming a Rora is violent- they have to fight each other to prove they have become a Rora.
Ahhhhhhh! Am gonna kill you!
ERgHHHHh!

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Suri Life - Children start helping with cattle when they are about 8 yrs old.
Come here you COW!
Don't Eat me!
Becoming a Rora is violent- they have to fight each other to prove they have become a Rora.
Ahhhhhhh! Am gonna kill you!
ERgHHHHh!

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Suri Life - Children start helping with cattle when they are about 8 yrs old.
Come here you COW!
Don't Eat me!
Becoming a Rora is violent- they have to fight each other to prove they have become a Rora.
Ahhhhhhh! Am gonna kill you!
ERgHHHHh!

 

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9-27-10

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Go kill that dear!
But I don't want to.
I'm sorry,b ut I have to become a bara.
Well done :)
Thanks :)

 

by lpu
9-27-10
Chiko has randomly attacked his friend Luigi...
ARRRRRRRRRRRR! TAKE THATT!
WTH!?
Chiki explains that he needs to win his fight with the Bara, to lose his Tegay status...
Sorry! I need to practice my fighting skills for the fight with the Bara. I'm tired of being Tegay! It's time I become a MAN!
Ohhhh.. yeah you're gonna lose mate..
The Bara summon Chiko and challenge him to an unnecessarily hard task..
Chiko! I summon you to this ridiculously hard task. GO KILL THAT T-REX! Do it, if you're man enough.
MUMMY!!

 

by lpu
10-01-10
before the girl was not circumcised and was treated like hell
eurg look at that wild animal she has nopt been circumcised yet and she is bad luck
no im a girl why are you treating me like this i aint no wild animal
after a whole day of thinking the girl has come up with a decision that could change her life
hmm you want to be circumcised are you sure i dont mind but i know that your father will be very proud of you
pls mom i really want to be circumcised so i can not be called a wild animal and not be treated like a animal
after being circumcised she is now declared a women and respected by males
you have now been circumcised and are now free to marry when ever you want but before you will have to e given a necklace and a long skirt to show that you have been circumcised
thank you im very happynow noone will ever call me a wild animal or bad luck i am a womrn a now i can get married

 

by lpu
9-20-12
I've been asking everyone about this Bar Mitzvah, I think i'm ready to become a Jewish man.
I think i am ready for a Bar Mitzvah dad.
I am so happy!!
I am now going to read some parts of the Torah.
I'm so proud of you David.

 

by lpu
9-20-12
dog on a ball at 13
dog on a ball u are old enough to have a bar mitzbah because you are 13 years old
ok
here u will read out lines from the torah
yay
dog on a ball finally becomes a man
well done dog on a ball you are finally a man
YAY

 

by lpu
9-20-12
Tom is 13 today and he is feeling like a grown up.
my little boy is growing up!
MUM! stop embarassing me!
Tom will have a bar mitzvah but is unaware of the positive things that could come out of it.
Now, because you're a jew, you will have a bar mitzvah
whats going to come out of this?
TOM is having fun at his bar mitzvah.
I shouldnt have been doubtful of what I will gain from this...This is soo fun!
I'm so glad that my boy is having fun. He will now be considered an adult.

 

by lpu
9-20-12
Are you ready for your debutante?
Ermm.. yeah i guess so!!
Thanks, i feel like a princess
Wow you look great!
I'm so proud of you!
Thanks mom, this is the best day ever, i've had so much fun!!

 

by lpu
9-20-12
This is what happens in the early tribes of Ethopia.
Darlin' it't time for you to get circumsiced. I will not get my bride price if you don't.
Father, i am ready to go through with this so i can get married and havea family.
An elder female of the tribe will perform the circumcision.
Hi , im going to put a leather strap around your legs. You wont feel a thing, its for your own good and ours.
if you say so..
Now shes a women.
We are done now, you are offcially a women. You can now wear a leather skirt. Heres some sour milk and a necklace.
im relieved thats over. Im now a women!

 

by lpu
9-20-12
Son its time for you to become a man
is it time for my Bar Mitzvah
are you ready son
yes i am dad lets go inside
you just became a man theres your money son
YAY

 

by lpu
9-20-12
Dad, I think i'm ready for my Bar Mitzvah...
Ok son, let's start planning
The celebration begins
*reads the Torah*
Good job son i am so proud of you.
By Maisie and Dargaile
Cool party i had such a good time hope you enjoyed my present!
Thanks for coming and thanks for the present! Who da man? I'm da man!

 

by lpu
9-20-12
It is time you have your Debutante
Really?? I can't wait!!!
O wow you look so nice today!
Thank you, this is my new white gown!
How was your debutante ball
It was amazing, i was treated like a princess. It was loads of fun!!

 

by lpu
9-20-12
This is their dream from when they was a little girl...
I want to wear a big white dress for my Debutantes...
Sameee and big, long tail and long white gloves!!
Just one week till the big day! The girls are feeling alot of weight on their shoulders...
Im going to look and feel like a princess... I need to go on a diet *laughs*
I cant wait for the big day next week! Im getting my dress tomorrow with my mum...
Finally... Only a few hours left till the girls are finally becoming ladies!
Yeah same, im going now... Bye. Cant wait!!!
Oh look!! I just got my hair done. I love it so much! I need to go and get my dress on now... See you at the Ball. Cant wait to become a women finally!!!

 

by lpu
9-20-12
i am going to cercomsise you
please dont
well do you want you cliterus to come out of your nose?
no please get rid of it

 

by lpu
9-20-12
Jazmin has gone out to buy her dress for the Debutane Ball.
Choose whatever dress you want honey, there's no budget
Great, the dress I want is $2000

 

by lpu
9-18-13
At home with her Mother.
You just turned 16, I think its time you go to the Debutane Ball!
Okay we have to get prepared first!
Going shopping for the right dress.
Don't forget to get your hair and nails done and be pampered like a princess!
I found the perfect dress...
Greeting guests to the Debutante Ball.
Now stand there and welcome the guests!
Hello welcome to the Debutante Ball, I hope you have a good time!

 

by lpu
9-18-13
Amy and Rebecca were talking outside...
Omg it's my Debutante this week I'm so excited i am finally becoming a women yipee!
I wish I can have a Debutante and become a women :(
Still talking...
Oh no I forgot to buy my long white gloves what am I going to do??
I have white long gloves you can borrow them if you want
And then...
Yipeee I am saved
Now I will definietly be invite:)

 

by lpu
9-18-13
Hmmm im 10 now and in 6 years time i will be having a coming out ball.
Yes, darling very soon you will have a celebration for becoming a woman.
6 years later...
Dad am i going to have my ball soon?
Yes,very soon!
She is finnaly a woman!
Im finnaly a woman!
time to party!

 

by lpu
9-18-13
This is when his dad reassures if he wants to have a Barmitzvah.
Are you ready for your barmitzvah?
Yeah i am Dad.
This is when he has to read from the Torah
Read this passage from the Torah to finally show you are a man.
*Reading from the Torah*.
This is when the boy is receving gifts.
Here are your presents and money!
Oh Thanks!!

 

by lpu
9-18-13
It's time to become a man, son!
Okay does that mean that i am supposed to have a Bat mitzvah
Yes son i does - lets statt the planning!
Yaay! i'm finally becoming a man!
After the Bat mitzvah

 

by lpu
9-18-13
Daughter , you are becoming a women therefore it is in our culture to cut off your clitoris.
WHAT! mother i disagree with this because i will go through hours of pain and it will take days for this wound to heal
You must agree! otherwise you will be possessed , your body will deform and you will become a monster! this is the only way to mark your womenhood and if you want to MARRY!
OH NO! ok mum i will be circumsised as soon as possible
Are you ready? it will only take a few seconds 3 2 1 *cuts clitoris*
OOOOOWWWWWWW

 

by lpu
9-18-13
i'm going to get Circumcied
Try not to scream....
i'm a women!! its a miracle!

 

by lpu
9-18-13
Im Going to my bar Mitzva tommorow and your Invited. Its were you Have Partys And Finally Become A Man!
Wow, I Dont have that in my culture, im deffinately coming !
I Think Im Ready! Finally After Years Of Hoping I Get to become a man And Gain Money
You Think? Anyways You Better Know The Lines From the Torrah For Tommrow!
Yes I Did It ! Woop Hand Me My Cash
Congratulations You Deserve It !

 

by lpu
9-18-13
Her mum asking her to have a circumsition.
Sweetie, your now 12 you need to be circumsised otherwise the devil will possess you!
Fine mum I will.
Just before the circumsition
It won't hurt a bit. But afterwards you can get married!
Okay.
After the circumsition.
Well done take this necklace and leather skirt, don't forget you need to drink sour milk.
Yay!

 

by lpu
9-18-13
In a estate far, far away two friends were talking, about what you may ask? Watch and find out...
Yo bruv, let's have a bar mitzah!
Whats that though?
Tell me more about this "Bar Mitzvah"
Well ovii, girls and boys our age learn about the Jewish heritage init! So a Bar Mistvah is basically when we celebrate going from childhood to adulthood yah get me?
OHHHHH seen, seen; what presents do you get if is such a maddting..
LEEGGGOOOOO!!!!!!!
BARE P! BARE GYAL! BARE DRINK!
COME WE GO!

 

by lpu
9-18-13
A young girl excited for her circumsion
I'm getting circumcised tomorrow Im so happy i'm finally going to be a woman!
Ahhh.... really, i'm so happy for you.
The women is now going to start the procedure and soon the little girl will turn into a women.
I'm going to do the procedure now.
okay
The girl is now all grown up and is a women.
Look at me. I feel so good, im now a women.
Congratualtions, thats soo cool, my son would now like to marry you.

 

by lpu
9-18-13
Amaara and Aziza, cross paths on their way to the river.
Hey Amaara! Your turning 12 in a few weeks! Have you had your circumsistion, to celebrate you turning into a woman?!
Hey, Aziza! I know, right?! I can't believe it! I'm going to be a woman! Also, not yet! I'm doing mine in the afternoon, with the other girls! Accompany me,please!
On the way to Aunt Clara's hut, for the procedure.
OH EM GEEE!!!! Your finally going to get it done! I can't believe it! I feel so happy for you! I'll be there to hold your hand! It's not too long now, till your next!
OH MY DAISE!!! I can't believe it too Aziza! I feel so nervous! Come on now! It's time to become a woman! YAAY!
After the procedure
Your finally a woman now Amaara! Just a few days till I join you into womanhood! Do you feel alright?
I feel great! I feel like a woman! I'm so happy that i got it done! I can now finally get married! I shall accompany you too! Thanks for coming with me Aziza!

 

by lpu
9-18-13
When the girls are about 11, to show that they are growing up they have to be circumcised.
Its nearly time for me to become a woman.
the woman then leads the girl into a private area where she can get circumcised.
Now its your turn to turn into a woman. are you okay?
Yeah i'm okay.

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