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20,000 leagues under the sea

by marf
7-17-05


	wow 20,000 leagues under the sea. my time machine must have worked


	i sold everything i owned for this moment. my wife's leaving me. my kids hate me. my energy source mutated me into a chicken. but its all worth it now.


	20,000 leagues under the sea


	IF I'M SO CRAZY WHAT AM I DOING LOCKED UP IN HERE! right chicken bob?

big meanie

by marf
7-17-05


	hark who goes there?


	shut up did i say shut up?


	it is the east and juliet the sun


	SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP!


	my hands hurt


	keep digging

your the priest

by marf
7-17-05


	do i?


	you do.


	i do.


	i do

guys guys. focus

by marf
7-17-05


	i dont see how we are going to get out of this one, SuperTerrific


	me either, ThunderMan. there are just too many of them. it's been a good life. farewell, my trusted sidekick


	wait! i have an idea but we have to act fast! did you just call me your trusted sidekick?


	i trust you with my life. but you know your more than that. your my counsel. the one whose voice i trust before even my own


	but your MY sidekick


	LIKE HELL!

this makes matters more difficult

by marf
7-17-05


	ah there you are ambassador. you don't stand a chance. for i am the world's greatest assasin. i am stealth itself


	though i could have maybe worn green


	and brought more than suction cup arrows

jesus and tv vie for your attention then get snippy

by marf
7-17-05


	i'm jesus.i died a horrible death for your sins


	i'm tv. i show boobies


	i'm showing boobies


	your boobies are too flat


	most men don't seem to think so


	pedophiles maybe

taco bell fatalities

by marf
7-17-05


	man aft!


	man aft!


	jesus christ! man aft!

he died in a record store

by marf
7-17-05


	so this is heaven


	looks like a beegee's album cover

mutant owl vs. green beret

by marf
7-17-05


	so, lets sum up. i'm a sharp toothed thick clawed predator and you. what was it you said again?


	i said i am a killing machine


	wasn't there something else?


	i am a killing machine that shits bigger chunks of mutant owl than you


	right right that was it. now back to the present. who would you say is winning?


	me. your breathing heavy and that arm was redundant

867-5309!

by marf
7-17-05


	hey this is my song! 867-5309! 867-5309!


	867-5309! you ever try calling that number? 867-5309!


	867-5309! sure. that's how i found my fourth victim. 867-5309!


	867-5309!


	say again?

devil lord

by marf
7-27-05


	i see the devil.


	i see the lord.


	he's beautiful. glowing bright white.


	he's horrible. red as lava and bubbling mad


	wait, who did you say you had?


	lets switch sides

budding romance

by marf
7-27-05


	10 paces?


	10 paces


	then what?


	then we turn and fire our guns


	i don't have a gun. i'm a computer.


	actually same here. all i have is this flag. ...hmm... drinks then?

snow!

by marf
7-27-05


	it's snowing!


	no it's not!


	it is in my soul


	then you need to say that

blenders!

by marf
7-27-05


	i've come for your blender!


	nice day out eh?


	i'm lonely!


	sun breaking through the clouds like that


	really really lonely!


	almost makes me forget i'm deaf and have to find someone to give all those blenders to

the cave of knowing

by marf
7-27-05


	i see the cave. it's just west of here


	but west is behind you


	should be about a 3 day walk


	how can you see what's behind you?


	then we'll know. once and for all we'll know what happened that day


	it defies logic

anticipation

by marf
7-27-05


	do you see it?


	no, not yet


	keep lookin. should be any minute

silly guy. just lava

by marf
7-27-05


	OH GOD THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!


	being the devil is cool


	IT HURTS!!!! IT HURTS!!! SO BAD!!!!!!!


	not a cloud in the sky


	NO MORE!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! PLEASE NO MORE!!!!!!


	almost makes me forget i'm deaf

and don't call here!

by marf
7-27-05


	ring ring


	who's there?


	wait i think we switched scripts


	speak up lassy!


	I THINK WE SWITCHED SCRIPTS


	no thanks! i never buy anything off the phone!

think goat think!

by marf
7-27-05


	they're coming


	yes


	we need to ready the troops


	no


	thats just what they want us to do

boogie down productions

by marf
7-27-05


	my wrath my wrath


	my wrath is like a turtle


	only dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


	what the hell kind of aquarium is this?

chicken of the bunker

by marf
7-27-05


	greetings


	hello


	whats your name?


	i don't think it matters anymore. i'm dead right?


	no. you're alive. you went back in time to WWI and are now conversing with a chicken. OF COURSE YOUR DEAD DUMBASS!


	(death is an asshole)

not so much

by marf
7-27-05


	what a great day!


	not a cloud in the sky!


	almost makes me forget i'm deaf!

rick found someone. good for him

by marf
7-27-05


	greetings squirrel


	greetings


	i am the one you know as rick


	yes rick. i've been expecting you


	you've been expecting the rick?


	for a very long time rick. a very VERY long time

how'd he hear the doorbell?

by marf
7-27-05


	greetings!


	i'm over here


	welcome to my home! nice day out eh?


	i'm over here. behind you.


	almost makes me forget i'm blind and deaf


	i'm robbing you now

stab in the ass

by marf
7-27-05


	can i stab you in the ass?


	what?


	well our plane exploded and we're going to die anyway. some people don't want to die a virgin, i don't want to die a virgin at ass stabbing


	okay but only once


	stab


	you owe me one bub

it was a one time thing

by marf
7-29-05


	you'll call me won't you?


	i love you, you know


	Enrique?

you you you. what about MY needs?

by marf
7-29-05


	i'm not done


	i have a dinner date to get to


	Laura this girl from accounting. great body. nice too. really see potential with this one. be nice too since i kind of want to start settling down.


	but i'm not done

one stare and your turned to stone!

by marf
7-29-05


	i think we should have taken a left at the fountain of forgiveness


	and face the emerald dragon again are you fookin crazy?


	oh. forgot about the emerald dragon


	with its big claws and sharp teeth. the only way we got away from it the first time is by sacrificing the goat


	i said your right. let's drop it


	fire breath too, you suicidal fook!

don't come around here no more

by marf
7-29-05


	yes?


	hi. i was wondering if you've heard of the healing power of jesus?


	what do you think?


	oh


	i am jesus


	yes. thats what i meant by "oh"

you won't get away with this

by marf
7-29-05


	what are you doing?


	i'm following you to the ends of the earth


	why?


	because you chopped off my hands and knees


	and i loved that desk!

hold back no more, my love!

by marf
7-29-05


	this thing that binds us. is it love?


	prison cell


	i knew you felt the same!

senility sets in

by marf
7-29-05


	HO HO HO! Merry Christmas!


	it's the 24th isn't it?

jail break!

by marf
7-29-05


	how are we going to get out of here alive?


	leave it to me! have i let you down so far?


	you haven't, giant alien who only appeared after day 41 in isolation


	beep beep

Dwight D. Eisenhower Elementary

by marf
7-29-05


	welcome to the 15th annual 4th grade fall play!


	this year? Vagina monologues!

deep space nein

by marf
7-29-05


	what is this universe we find ourself in?


	without need for air or water?


	yet we both can survive?


	Roanoke

but what?


	i think we lost them


	its like they weren't even trying to catch us. just herding us toward something

by marf, 7-29-05

bringing your wife to the
place of your birth


	so then what?


	so then they all calcified and formed this long cone-like object. but i was all fuck you guys, i want to see the world!

by marf, 7-29-05

how it starts


	i see you!


	yes, mother. i know

by marf, 7-29-05

welcome wagon


	WELCOME TO THE ISLAND TINY UNFORTUNATE BUG WHO DRIFTED HERE ON A PIECE OF WOOD AND WILL SOON BE DEVOURED BY ONE OF THE MILLIONS LIKE ME


	thanks

by marf, 7-29-05

bringing your wife to the
place of your birth


	so then what?


	so then they coalesced and formed that pulsating organic entity up there, but i was all fuck you guys, i want to see the world!

by marf, 7-29-05

lonely ole pumpkin

by marf
7-31-05


	i am a pumpkin at the bottom of the sea. just a lonely ole pumpkin that is me


	i am a hooker at the bottom of the sea. lonely ole hooker at the bottom of the sea


	nice day out though


	almost makes me forget i'm deaf

sailor

by marf
7-31-05


	i think i've almost got it


	almost


	take your time

alien prison


	what did i do to deserve this


	you defecated on the galactic president and ate congress

by marf, 7-31-05

use what you have


	OH SUSANNA DON'T YOU CRY FOR ME! FOR I'M COMING TO LOUISIANA WITH A BANJO ON MY KNEE!


	i think i smoked one too many tubs of shoe polish

by marf, 7-31-05

No no no no!

by marf
7-31-05


	i see the future! it's horrible! it's terrifying! it's awful in ways you wouldn't think possible! it's


	it's Gigli 2


	thats what i said


	"Gettin' Gigli with It"

shorts?

by marf
7-31-05


	i'd like to try on some pants


	we have pants


	nothing invasive. enough of my privacy has already been stripped from me


	we have non-invasive pants


	damn the cia and damn the advances made in cranial microtechnology


	can't help you there. all of our pants incorporate advanced cranial microtechnology

hard of hearing

by marf
7-31-05


	look at all of those secret service around the motorcade. I bet there's more of them on the roof with sniper rifles


	DID YOU JUST ASK IF I HAVE THE SNIPER RIPLE?


	for godsake! sniper rifle isn't the sort of thing you need to be shouting near the president!


	SNIPER RIFLE THE PRESIDENT?


	oh christ! they're running over here, guns drawn! don't say anything stupid


	I'LL RUN AND GET THE GUNS BUT DON'T CALL ME STUPID!

save the nachos

by marf
7-31-05


	did you save the nachos?


	yes


	you saved the nachos right?


	i just said yes

jesus blows a save, evil wins 4-3 in 11

by marf
7-31-05


	i died for your sins


	you died for my sins? i'm a dinosaur


	oh sorry. can't see you. stuck in the ground, you know


	i was gonna say

brutal slaying

by marf
7-31-05


	where are we going again?


	you'll see


	you said that an hour ago


	and i meant it

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