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by mastermind
7-10-03
On to lighter things...
Now that the CATS craziness is supposedly behind us. Auron vs. Tails...who's going to win?
Auron's going to win this easily.
Tails is t3h doomed...
You're not giving Tails much of a chance, huh?
This is GameFAQs after all! It's RPG-friendly and the users come for the FAQs.
Finding blame elsewhere...
True...but I'll just blame the bad voice acting in the Sonic Adventure games.
Never speak of that again.

 

by mastermind
7-10-03
Tails is on the losing end...again!
Tails couldn't beat Alucard. Now, he can't beat Auron.
Why did CJayC bring him back? He can't win. He's the weakest of the 4 Sonic characters in the contest.
Tails did get the nominations, I suppose.
Auron is a far superior character anyway. I'd rather see Auron vs. Cloud and not Tails vs. Cloud.
The End
Auron vs. Cloud is going to be a great match.
Auron said, "Every story must have an ending." For Tails, his end is now!

 

by mastermind
7-10-03
Signing off...
My time as guest author is done. Let's welcome back, Mastermind.
Welcome back...
Hey Mastermind!
What's up?
Revenge is sweet! =P
This is for the kangaroo sprite!!! Mwahahaha!!!

 

by mastermind
7-11-03
Bowser Power
Bowser is going to win this one, come one NEXT MATCH
No way dude, I totally pwnd a level 9 bowser as Ness
character BATTLE
and what does THAT have to do with anything?
Well its a character battle right?
Remember: Dont do drugs
Your hopeless...
drugs do that to you

 

by mastermind
7-11-03
Bowser vs Ness
Well, its all over, Bowser has won!
KSOT are you so sure?
Too early to tell?
Yes, as a matter of fact I am
I mean, its only like 9 seconds in yo
Hours later...
I told you
Yes you did

 

by mastermind
7-12-03
Yoshi vs Conker
Yoshi vs Conker, this match has had me worried...
Go Conker!
Animal Rights
Yoshis got this one down
Hey why does it say He's no Chip and Dale, when they are OBVIOUSLY chipmunks, and Conker is a squirrel?
Chipmunk....squirrel, what's the difference?
I...just...don't...know
Does CjayC even try anymore?

 

by mastermind
7-12-03
Too early to tell
And Yoshi wins it! Next!
Hey, now whos judging this early in the contest?
Not for the telephone
so you really think Conker is going to come back?
Maybe, who knows?
Conker is out, and not just from a hangover
Would you be willing to bet your life? thought not!
darn it all

 

by mastermind
7-12-03
Decision at start
Well, Aeris wins this one already
I know, I can't wait until matches that aren't decided in 3 minuets...
Exciting!
Well only 23 more hours til the next match...
Yep...
How can they breathe? Maybe it's like FFX?
Hey, are we like, underwater?
I do believe so

 

by mastermind
7-13-03
Sora loses
sora loses, but why by so much?
Because of me silly
Aeris wins
You? Your here again?
of course, and I made aeris win
TJF? or just an excuse?
I thought we'd gotten rid of you! I also thought we agreed aeris wasn't tjf!
Well I have to have some credit

 

by mastermind
7-14-03
So Felix or Master Chief?
So Master Chief vs Felix, who you think will win?
Felix! His character is just so great
I think you are wrong
I think Master Chief will win, I mean, Xbox sucks, but Halo isn't like the other Xbox games at least
But Felix is soo much better
Your making the comic author mad!
Hey why did you do that for?
I HATE ARGUING!

 

by mastermind
7-14-03
Well master chief is leading... time to do the comic
Stupid 56k modem...
always so slow
Checking the results!
Hey this is too close for comfort
I better wait...

 

by mastermind
7-15-03
Felix lost... how can this be?
Why is the world so CRUEL!
Master Chief is an Xbox Character...
Aeris will take him out!
Woah there is two of me!
Woah there is two of me!

 

by mastermind
7-15-03
The Fighting Game Fan Fights
Hmm I think that Zero is going to win
Why do you think that Lady Celes?
Zero!!!
Cause Zero is cool maybe?
Zero sucks!
Don't mess with Mrs. Author
just cause I don't write the comic much, doesn't mean I don't have the power to
owwww

 

by mastermind
7-15-03
Zero is winning!
Well even this wasn't close!
How can this be?
Zero has won!
Well I don't know, but maybe just maybe, Zero is, I don't know, more popular?
Impossible!
Just wait til the mortal kombat fans wake up...
Then there will be more complaining!

 

by mastermind
7-16-03
Sonic!
Sonic or Ken?
Ken!
Bias!
why do I even bother with you?
I don't know
Illusions of Greatness
Sonic easily has this, you realize that right?
Yes, but the illusions of granduer prevent me from knowing it

 

by mastermind
7-16-03
Fight!
Well looks like i won't be needing you much longer, of course there is always Ryu
Yep there is always Ryu!
Contractual Agreement
Of course your contract ends around round 3, cause he's out then
Nah, he'll beat Snake and Mageman!
Trolled habbits die hard
Mageman?
sorry trolling habbit

 

by mastermind
7-17-03
Clones
Shouldn't you be gone by now?
No, I decided to come back
If I were you... wait I am you!
Well Mario vs Olimar, just to test if you have the same oppinion as me!
Well mario, but what does that prove? who wouldn't pick mario?
Attack of the clones!
You are just like me, you even know that I would think that it'd be silly not to pick mario.... Hey why are you looking at me like that?
You must die!

 

by mastermind
7-17-03
Begun this clone war has
Ha ha ha we are the clones!
We will destroy destroy destroy!
Well that didn't take very long, we can skip the whole Empire and storm trooper thing now
Oh and BTW, Mario won
Well that was a waste of a strip, and city...
Not really, mario obviously won, and I had to get rid of the clones...

 

by mastermind
7-18-03
Shadow or wario?
So Shadow vs Wario, who do you think will win Rod?
I'm going to say Wario!
Sega or Nintendo?
No way, Shadow will win, Sega for life!
Nintendo > Sega
Cheesy joke
Nuh uh
Cheese > Sega!

 

by mastermind
7-18-03
Shadow wins it
Hey MMX, what do you think of shadow winning
Don't know what to say, but this might be good for sonic...
Good for Sonic?
I knew shadow would beat wario... and sonic will be in the finals
Yep!
Poor sega fan... poor poor sega fan
Against shadow!
Now you are just being delisuional.... Mega Man will be in the finals!

 

by mastermind
7-19-03
mano- Amano
I think I'll use Amano art for this picture....
Very good, very very very good
To Pac- for susre
Pacman is SO cool
Yeah, and Kefka, she looks like lettuce! hah, even the best of fans won't notice
Don't insult kefka
oww it burns it burns
as long as pac wins...ow!

 

by mastermind
7-20-03
How can this be?
Pac-man losing
to a piece of lettuce?
and whats worse there is no way for revenge
Crono beats kefka, square fans still are happy...
and mario beating crono won't bother the kefka fans as much.... damn it!

 

by mastermind
7-20-03
It is decided
Crono vs Nook, will it be close, or a blow out?
Let's think, uber popular RPG character, or shop keeper from mediocre game
Thinking
Well?
That's a tough one...
Thinking for to long will bring you to the obvious conclusion you had already come to before starting to think
Arg Just answer my question!
Eh, Crono with a blowout

 

by mastermind
7-20-03
It's the
It's the amazing telephone comedy hour
now you tell me
Amazing Telephone
What in gods name
is so funny
Comedy hour!
about giving me a comedy hour?
Well? I'm waiting, not just for the punchline either, for the next match too

 

by mastermind
7-21-03
Classic
I think Bomberman will win, he's a classic
Woah it's gabe! Almost 1/2 as cool as a CjayC sighting
Not classic
Bomberman- Classic, Alucard- Not classic
But what about Kefka? He beat pacman
Reminder
Don't remind me....
But....

 

by mastermind
7-21-03
Vampire!
Alucard will win?
Poor bomberman, losing to some vampire
Alucard Dracula, father and son
He's also the son of dracula!
Woah I didn't know that...
woah it does!
Alucard is also dracula spelled backwards
Double woah, I never noticed that either....

 

by mastermind
7-22-03
Up in space somewhere
Puny earthlings, when will they learn, Kirby will lose badly
What are you talking about? This will be a close one
2 aliens argue
Did they brainwash you? Ramza will win
Kirby is cool though
The fate of the universe is in their hands- oh god we are so screwed
Maybe it will be a close matchup
of the third kind!

 

by mastermind
7-22-03
No taste?
Told you kirby would win
The earthlings have no taste
Pluto fried Human
Maybe someone likes kirby better that's all?
No, they have no taste, as in they are rather bland when you eat them...
stomach ache
oh...
My stomach hurts....

 

by mastermind
7-23-03
Tjf killed him!
Gordon vs Max, who do you think will take it?
Gordon, he only lost last year cause of TJF Tina
Tjf is weak
But if TJF is so strong why did Tina lose to Aeris so badly?
Look behind you, it's TJF!
I won't fall for that trick again
I'm not stupid enough to fall for that trick!

 

by mastermind
7-23-03
Real fight
In a real fight who would win?
Max, he'd just use Bullet time
Real Dumb
but would it work in the half life world?
would it matter?
Food!
Of course!
Whatever, pudding pop?

 

by mastermind
7-25-03
101 reasons
I'm going to give you 101 reasons to vote raziel!
okay...
Votology 101
If you like raziel, if you hate sephiroth....if your favorite color is blue.... if you think 2 wings is better than 1....
You had me at "hate sephiroth"
Vote raziel!
Yay!
Too bad raziel won't win, I say we don't let Sephiroth in the next one

 

by mastermind
7-25-03
Anti-Sephiroth Army
Join the Anti-Sephiroth Army!
No thanks... I like Seph, he's cool
Flaming
Ahh STOP IT YOU MEAN AUTHOR PERSON YOU!
It's not me, it's the users...
Sephiroth wins!
oh then...OW IT BURNS
Of course I could do something to help....nah

 

by mastermind
7-25-03
Can't we all just get along?
I'm a metal gear fanboy, Snakes going to win!
I am one too, I like raiden, but snake will win!
Can't we all just get along?
Yay then!
Yay then!
Doublemint gum!
Double the pleasure
Double the fun

 

by mastermind
7-25-03
Problems
OMG How can this be!
Not possible....
Expect the impossible
Snake??????
How could raiden possibly
Because it can happen!
no it's not true!
Raiden got a single vote?!

 

by mastermind
7-28-03
The hype
Yuna vs Knuckles, this will be close
nah, Knuckles will win
The hype
This isn't as close as I thought...
Told ya!
The hype
Knuckles wins...
Duh

 

by mastermind
7-28-03
So much for hype
Go Ryu! He's going to kill that sorry Fluke Nukem
Yeah, what do you expect?
Ryu wins
Ryu wins! Yay
Of course
MY REVENGE!
Why do I get the funny feeling the authors going to get his revenge now?
Dangit!

 

by mastermind
7-28-03
Ertyu appears
Kirby sux, go dante, if this were a real fight, dante would win
How old are you?
Dante
I'm 25, I hate kirby he's dum
Dante will win of course, it's just Ryo, but kirbys cool, and well, you don't act 25
Sword Slash attack ur ded
Shut up!
Kirby is your fave huh?

 

by mastermind
7-28-03
Ryo!
Go Ryo he's my hero
That full ryo won't win!
Ertyu!
What are you doing in my house?
Telling youf ulls that Ryo can't win
Dante wins!
don't hurt my kitty
Dante wins, I'm the player, ur the game, I win! Gameover!

 

by mastermind
7-30-03
Old school fans meet Sega fans
Vote for Vyse! Vote for Sega!
Vote for DK! Old school man!
They argue
DK is nothing but a barrel throwing fool, Vyse will cut him up good
No, DK, had DKC, which isn't AS old school, but was durring the SNES era
then they insult
Barrel throwing fool
RPG freak

 

by mastermind
7-30-03
Good day
It's a good day for us
Yep
Except for sega fans...
DK wins...
Vyse loses...
what's with the "i need a girlfriend" posts?
I love you
I love video games... I mean you too.... god I need a girlfriend

 

by mastermind
7-30-03
A deal with the devil (or the mob)
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse
Umm okay...
Plural of Fish is Fish....
Vote for my man Vercetti, and you won't be sleeping with the fishes
ummm okay...
And he's gone nutso!
HA HA HA VERCETTI WILL WIN THE ENTIRE CONTEST HA HA HA HA

 

by mastermind
7-30-03
Bodes well for mega man
This bodes well for mega man, Vercetti isn't getting 70%
He'll still beat mega man!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Kit e is doing well
No he won't, stop saying that, LIGHTNING
Ha ha ha ha, I have a deal with the devil, you can't hurt me in this strip!
Bad news
This bodes bad for me....
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

by mastermind
7-30-03
Hes still laughing
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA VERCETTI WINS MEGA MAN LOSES HA HA HA
Together we prove really powerful!
We could work together, and knock him out you know
Sounds like a good plan to me
YEah, and vercetti wins btw
AHHHH!
Oh well at least Vercetti won

 

by mastermind
7-31-03
Lara vs Zelda
Well Lar vs Zelda, Go Zelda!
Oh yeah, I say go lara! I have help too!
Laras help
Meet, Mrs. TJF!
Ha ha, you thought you saw the last of me?
Zeldas help?
We are the Hylian Knights! Be afraid, be very afraid!
Oh yeah, I have help too!

 

by mastermind
7-31-03
Fight fight fight!
Attack!
Kick!
TEST YOUR MIGHT
Die!
No you die!
Zelda wins!
How could i have failed
Interesting, some "why are they fighting they should be having... topics", guess this means I'll be back soon enough... soon me peche, soon

 

by mastermind
8-01-03
ShiningPikacblu252
Resetti will win by at least 110,000 votes!
Are you a joke account?
He's the one on the left
No, and remember Mega Man fans- Vote Resetti cause he's more popular than mega man
Your simply crazy....
as if you couldn't tell...
And who will you vote for in PIkachu vs Link?
*sigh* I can't wait til Link beats fox, and you make a pikachu vs Magus topic, then you will be flamed by both square and nintendo fans, a combo of which even you won't survive son

 

by mastermind
8-01-03
Genius (left) and GokuZ (Right)
OMG WTF BBQ! How can anyone vote resetti?
I voted resetti! He's annoying, but he...
Genius faints
Oh my He reached 10k!!!
What? It's not like mega man is cool or anything
*siren noises*
Good thing that ambulance was there....

 

by mastermind
8-03-03
LINK VS FOX
Link vs Fox?
Link, obviously
Too tough to call?
Duh, not like Fox can beat him
At least he'll do alright
Good getting 20%, bad comic
he got 20% almost...
OMG that's actually good...

 

by mastermind
8-03-03
Field Trip!
Our summer 2003 contest class is on a field trip!
Okay now class, here we are!
Field Trip!
Why do I look like george lopez?
Do watch out for the flames!
Field Trip!
MAGUS ROXXORS YOUR BOXXERS OW
DONT VOTE SQUARE HE LOOKS LIKE A DBZ CHARACTER!!1 owwwwwww

 

by mastermind
8-05-03
Not so exciting
Magus wins!
No, how can Ganondorf lose?
Magus wins!
Simple, Magus is more popular
Darn, at least Luigi will beat squall
Luigi next?
unfortunatly so....
Luigi!

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