Conk by matclarke2-15-07 The women at my work are nuts. They ask if I cook naked and giggle when I check the fax machine. Sounds rough. I spend my spare time explaining the irregular moles on my neck and which eye to address. But this is harassment. I deserve better! You fuck. I'm breaking into this house so I can wash the lye out of my conk.
Ale by matclarke5-19-07 I have a king's thirst for the frosty ale. Ok. A penchant for women...a severe aversion for most attitudes... Ah huh. And a general disdain for bullshit… You had me at ale.
bOOrITE yOU cUNT! Your taste for boxed wine is matched only by your eye for discount shampoo. yEAH. by matclarke, 7-26-07
