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by maxawa
3-08-02
Walk like an Egyptian!
Goddamn, Leroy, you really did well for yourself! I mean, THE pancreas? Wow. And fingernails? That's when you've made it. It's like, 'Fuck the arms or legs, I want that multi-functional spleen!'
An who's dick you have to suck to get buttflap, mehn?
You DARE mmph HAHAHA!...SuperNegro's apologies. It seems his other bodyparts found that quite funny. Bloody dead kittens --- okay, I'm ready. You DARE insult SuperNegHAHAHAHA!
Screw you bastards. We'll see who's laughing when it's time to regulate bile.

 

by maxawa
3-08-02
The board must have been passing around glue snifters again, Negro, cause you've just been paroled.
We'll take you over to records.
Right after you get your dick out of the warden.
Shoot him!

 

by maxawa
3-08-02
I've got good news for you, Alvin. Negro's been paroled.
Could it be?
Did you hear me, Alvin? I said Negro's been paroled. You won't have him as a cellmate anymore.
Can it be true?
I would have thought you'd been happier.
Do I dare to dreeeeeeaam....

 

by maxawa
3-08-02
Musical Siloloquoy Interlude
When I came to prison I was naive of the world.
I thought it only happened with a gu-uy and a girl.
But then I me-et Negro and the tru-uth was revealed.
He taught me the birds and birds as my a-anus he filled.
Why did it have to be me?
Why did he have to teach me...

 

by maxawa
3-08-02
Musical Siloloquoy Interlude
EEEE
LASS
TISS
I
TY!

 

by maxawa
3-08-02
Musical Siloloquoy Interlude
EEEE
LASS
TISS
I
TY!
He had an STD collection and I think I caught em.

 

by maxawa
3-08-02
Musical Siloloquoy Interlude
EEEE
LASS
TISS
I
TY!
I can scratch my liver if I go through from the bottom.

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
Musical Siloloquoy Interlude
My butt lips whistle when a strong wind starts to blow.
I can't wear shorts anymore cause I have a camel toe.
When I got to prison I weighed 290 poiunds.
I was golden gloves in high school winning 90 of 95 rounds.
But none of that mattered when Negro set eyes on me.
How does someone who's six foot ten get raped by someone who's five foot three?

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
Musical Siloloquoy Interlude
BUT NOW THE LIGHT HAS BROKEN THROUGH
TOMORROW HAS MORE TO BRING
THAN THE CERTAINTY OF BEING RUN THROUGH
BY A HORNY JIGABOO
Finale Retardando
-YES-BY-A-HOR-NY-JIG-A-BOO
WITH-AAAAAAASS-JUUUUUUICE-OOOOOON-THEEEEEE-BRAAAAAAAAAIN!

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
I have a new cellmate for you, Alvin. There's good news and bad.
Good news first.
He's not Negro.
And the bad?
Bow before SuperNegro's nakedness, tiny white cellmate, or I shall place thee betwix my testes and calesthenisize!

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
You're going to skewer me, aren't you?
How dare you question SuperNegro's predisposition toward lady folk! SuperNegro is disgusted by the idea of raping you!
However, SuperNegro will be requiring your kidney, pancreas, abdomen, spleen, small intenstines, fingernails, and buttflap.

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
I can't believe that fat cop took down SuperNegro. Maybe Leroy was right. "Man doth not truly know the power that is buttflap."

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
Know what I mean White Person?

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
Way - O - Way - O.
True. So True.

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
Leroy, you missed it! They just arrested SuperNegro!
Missed it? Who do you think called the police? That big nigger was scaring all the johns away.

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
How could you betray SuperNegro? You ARE one-third of him.
The free third. Now listen here, niggy. You and me have to talk a little business. Thanks to you, I've got one less ho on the block.

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
SuperPuertoRican left awhile ago. He should be back any time now.
Shit, if you think he can just pop in and out of his mom's, you don't fully realize how fully fucked up his mother is from your father fully filling her up.

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
So what the fuck are you saying?
I'm saying A - You made SuperPuertoRican leave. B - That made me short one bitch. And C - You're filling that bitch vacancy till SuperPuertoRican gets back.

 

by maxawa
3-09-02
LIKE HELL I

 

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by maxawa
3-09-02
Walk like an Egyptian!
Sounds intrestin, but you can't teach old dogs new tricks. I'll stick to my usual Mashed in the Mouth by a Musty Man. Here's a fiver.

 

by maxawa
3-11-02
Hot Dogs, get your hot dogs! Hey, buddy, wanna hot dog?
No thanks, I'm Jewish.
A 21st century jew? Get hip, man. Have you not heard the word of Jesus? He speaks of love, and compassion, and forgiveness. With Jesus you will know everlasting life. With Jesus you will know pork.
I'm proud to be Jewish, pal. My people have more guts than anyone on earth. When my granddad left Auschwitz, he weighed just eight pounds. My grandma? Three.
Pork.
An interesting counterpoint.

 

by maxawa
3-11-02
High above the city, the Digital Wristwatch of Justice goes off.
Conversion alert!
Just one bite of hot dog and all your questions will be answered.
I guess one little bite couldn't hurt.
Freeze, gentile!
SuperJew!

 

by maxawa
3-11-02
Have thee no limit to thy trickiness, missionary?
If you call using the medium of weiner to recruit souls for the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ tricky, then may I be the trickiest!
Verily I say unto thee, fuck off.
You cannot stop me, SuperJew! I will see to it that all Jews accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior, goodtime friend, and doubles partner!
Honey, I'm home.
Just in time for dinner. Wash that dead gentile smell off you and come eat.

 

by maxawa
3-11-02
Rend, rend, gnash, gnash.
Very funny, wise guy. Now, I want you to march right over there and make your brother feel at home.
First, he isn't my brother, he's my step-brother. Second, he isn't my step-brother, he's a drunk. Third, he isn't a drunk, he's a mean drunk.
March!
Hello, Homebrew Hebrew.
Wehl, if it issin Mista 'portant. Mista Soopa Doopa Jew.

 

by maxawa
3-18-02
Just then, the universe ends.

 

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3-18-02
Looks like it's just you and me, four.
Indeed, seven.

 

by maxawa
3-18-02
How's non-existence fit you?
It's surprisingly sentient!

 

by maxawa
3-18-02
Hear, hear. If I had to use two words to describe non-existence, I think I'd use 'sentient' and 'dark.'
If I was given three, I'd use sentient, dark, and cold.

 

by maxawa
3-18-02
Yes, it is rather nippy.
But let's not be complainers, old chap. Compared to most, we've got on quite well with non-existence.

 

by maxawa
3-18-02
Speaking of nare-do-wells, I think I see non-existence's third occupant. Poor chap looks a little bemused.
Let's have some fun with him. It's not everyday someone wanders into our neck of non-existence.

 

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by maxawa
3-18-02
Umm...what just happened, chum?
I think we scared the one-eared rabbit...to death.

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