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by mitchpj
11-27-08
man that big hole we made in the wall brought us here?!
That was the strangest way I've ever broke out of jail!
wait, you don't like water, do you?!
Wait, right...... but how are we breathing underwater?
I don't know, I'm a dumb dog!
Your right you are! but maybe we have magic powers! (sarcastically)

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Why the heck are we at the White House!
cause I'm the president, I am awesome!
No, your an idiot, How can you be the president?
cause, you know the saying, You are what you eat!
you ate the president!
Yep!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
merry christmas cat!
Merry Christmas you idiot!
wait, its Thanksgiving day why are we celebrating christmas on thanksgiving day, or are we celebrating the forth of july?!
Were celebrating ThanksGiving but, we have a Christmas tree.... then why did we say Merry Christmas?
thats not a christmas tree, its my new chew toy!
For the 1st time in my life I'm confused?

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
Dog, how many comics did you make exactly?
um...about 75,000,000,000
How are we gonna fit all those in my dad's van?
I'm gonna swallow them whole and then I'll throw them up!
Do I gotta help you get them down your throat?
sure but warning; I spit a lot!

 

by mitchpj
11-27-08
welcome to my fantasy place #3!
You still believe in Santa don't you?
what, Santa does exist dah!
Dog you are an idiot!
I know but, why do you always pop up in my happy place!
Dog because you bring me here you idiot!

 

by mitchpj
12-27-08
now here's a place ta' live, don't ya think...?!
yeah, sigh, it wazz kinna sad leavin' the north pole, but, still, we could hang here for the time
your the dang craziest penguin I know..., !
SHUT UP, YOU!!!!
take it easy, I waz just playin'..., ! can't ya take a joke, or what..., ?!
do i know ya any more?

 

by mitchpj
2-14-09
You...
You what?
...are...
You are what?
...stupid...
WHAT?!

 

by mitchpj
11-21-09
Where are we?
My happy place #3!
NNNNNNNNNNNNoooooooooooo!
Yes, Dog we are in my happy place!
What's so great about this place? And why does it have 4 moons?
I don't know I just like it here. The 4 moons are each keys to my 4th happy place!

 

by mitchpj
11-21-09
This is disgusting! Where are we Dog?
Don't you like it?! it is my only free place to drink out of toilets!
Dog..... Um you do realize there is people's liquid left all over these toilets?
That's the best part!
And then there's somebody's lunch from yesterday! then there's that brown stuff.
That lunch happens to be really delicious. And don't be silly that brown stuff is chocolate!

 

by mitchpj
11-21-09
1st day of school! 1st day of school!1st day of school!
ALRIGHT! we get it!
Don't talk to your teacher that way.
Your not the teacher! And I can talk to you any way I want to you noob!
What the heck is a noob?
See? If you were the teacher you would know what a noob was and you'd send me to the principal!

 

by mitchpj
11-21-09
UUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH! Dog will you quit snoring and talking in your sleep?
(SNORE, SNORE) Bob I want a triple pepperoni pizza with a large coke please......
I knew I shouldn't have come to this stupid sleepover party!
(SNORE, SNORE) Debra answer the phone it could be Max's Burrito Service......
Dog what do you think your talking about? And you the heck is Bob and Debra!
OH, hey Cat! Did ya think I was sleepin'? Cause I wasn't I just wanted to here what you say to get you mad!

 

by mitchpj
11-21-09
what to do...
Magictrick! ABRA KADABRA ALAKAZAM
whoa!
whoa!
I'm a coyote! But i'm a cat!
i'm hot for a cat!

 

by mitchpj
11-21-09
Wow, this place is lovely for a deserted island!
This is just great Dog! You just had to go and eat all the food at the all you can eat buffet on or cruise ship and get us kicked off you doofus!
This is such a wonderful place I'd love to live here!
Ya know Dog you always ruin evreything for me I really don't like you!
It's a good thing they threw our stuff overboard! I'll set up camp.
Dog you idiot could you just listen to me! You deserve to die! And I'm gonna need food to survive on this island!........ Perhaps I can swim back when he's a sleep I can..............Hmmm?

 

by mitchpj
11-21-09
why oh why Dog did you bring me here?!
to chase you...
i wouldn't
time to chase!
60 seconds later...
i see, i should have cut the top more
i i i love you!

 

by mitchpj
12-17-09
wait! wait! wait! you came here for your birthday?! a cheap sale at WALMART!?
no, i'm here to get XXXXXXXXXXXXXL women clothing
why do you need clothes!? you are a robot we do not need clothing!?
are you trying to say that i'm a...
no! don't even try!
free pickler?!

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