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by mojojojofish
7-12-04
a poor boy gets dismantled by a rogue police officer...
hehe club
what did you do to my SON?!
such a tragic story...
*sigh*
meh...what ya gonna do
...
now that missy is not pretty

 

by mojojojofish
7-15-04
hey beeguy
WHHHAAAASSSUUUUPPP MAH HOMEBOY?!
er....
WHAT'S COOKIN' IN DA HOUUUUSE?!
ohhhhhh DAWWWG!

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
im pink! i have got......THE CHILL
nawww man pink is whack you gotta be greeeeen thats the chill colour
you're not green.
i'm green on the innnnnside brother
dont call me brother.
I HAVE ZEE CHIIIIL

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
hey! where'd you get that hat?
err....yer mum
MY MUM IS DEAD
no shes not. shes over there.
MUMMMYYY
that's a tree. dude, get some motherfucking glasses

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
she's on a rampage!! she ain't NEVER gonna stop!!
ooh a poem reading!
the walls are painted with blood! arguments of war are fought and lost!!!
ermm...*cough*psycho*cough*
people dying!! BLOOD! BLOOD!
i miss my pants.

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
*cough*
YOU RUINED IT!

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
WORD ASSOCIATION GAME!!!
i'll start!.... trees
BURNING!
err..okay..fire
DEATH!
you......don't get this game do you?
DECAYING BODIES!! THE END OF THE WORLD!! BLOOD! LOTS OF BEAUTIFUL BLOOD!!

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
MORE WORD ASSOCIATION!!
twat!!
bitch.
what did you call me???
ermm...
i...was....playing...the game?

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
wahey!! you're finally getting it!!
yeah!!! it's kinda fun!!! let's start again.
okay, okay. ....paper.
oohooh!! PAPERCUTS!!! ON THE EYEBALL!!!
note to self: destroy all robots.
BLOOD!! GLORIOUS BLOOD!

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
hey, gunther! wanna play a game i learnt?
sure!! how about i LICK YOUR SHOES WHILE I'M AT IT!!
i was just asking....
well....DON'T!! you big....POOHEAD! yeah you heard me!! POOOHEAD!!
fine...i'll just go play by myself somewhere....alone..with noone else..by myself....in a cold, dank room..
see...now i feel bad.

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
sup, mikey!! wanna play a game??
*sigh* must i?
...i'm bored.
you're supposed to start!!
ooh look....there goes the train for idontcareville

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
hi mikey
sup maura.did you teach clango the word association game?
i.....might have...
...
NOT THE RAISED EYEBROW!!! I ALWAYS FALL TO ITS IMPENDING DOOOM!!
i am surrounded by idiots.

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
he made me feel bad!
who did?
but that's okay, because he deserves it!
who does?
BUT I WANTED TO PLAY THE GAAAAME!!
*sigh* robots.

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
let's play!!! WATER!
ooh! floods!!
destruction!
death!
BLOOD! GLORIOUS BLOOD!!
somehow it's not the same....

 

by mojojojofish
10-14-04
why doesn't anyone want to play word association with me, maura?
well you see.....uhh....umm...clango, it's kind of like this...
gottagobye
i feel so....violated.
i hate you.

 

by mojojojofish
10-15-04
MWOAHAHAAHAHA
hah! you suck! i could beat that even if i was nailed to a cross!!
.....
forget i said that...
MWOAHAHAHA
PUMPKIN PIE ANYONE???!?!?!

 

by mojojojofish
10-18-04
i went down to the hooood and picked me up some hoooooes
wiccywiccy
but the hoes said naw, nigga, you aint all that
wiccy boom chiccy boom chica boof chiccy
OWWWWW
r-r-r-reeeewind

 

by mojojojofish
10-19-04
tum te tum..
hey there, buddy-o!! whatch'a drawin'?!
yo mama
my my, i can see it is a wonderful drawing..but...may i ask why she has a house for a head?
because she does
right-o!!

 

by mojojojofish
10-20-04
quack
excuse me?
quack
STUPID DUCK WANNABE!! GET BACK TO YOUR LAKE YOU STUPID SWAN!!
dude..im a cow
shutup

 

by mojojojofish
10-21-04
dude...theres a huge ass bee on your shoulder.
KUMBAYA!!
RUN MAN, RUN!!
bzzzz
heh. there are no bees in spain. stupid matador.

 

by mojojojofish
11-03-04
oh woe!!!!
what's up?
how terribly awfully tragically awful!
that's...my report card isn't it
Gary shows no desire to be literate, or to learn his ABC's.
yuuuuup that's the shit

 

by mojojojofish
11-03-04
Gary cannot count past 3...
not true!! 1...2...3...
Gary is disruptive to other pupils, calling them names such as "pooface"
3...
Gary i am most dissapointed. the best insult you could come up with is pooface?
3.....damnit! what comes after 3!?

 

by mojojojofish
11-03-04
hmm. maybe Carl's report card is better.
that's not even funny. the guy gets scared by his own reflection!
you can't count past 3.
come to think of it...what DOES come after 3...?
AAAH!! why does that guy look just like me?!?!?!?!

 

by mojojojofish
11-03-04
so Carl, let's look at your report card.
report....card?
Carl is a hard working student, it's just a shame he's as dumb as a doorknob.
report.......card....?
as dumb as a doorknob?? what the hell?what is this teacher on?
what's a doorknob?

 

by mojojojofish
11-03-04
do you even like school?
do you even like school?
what's school?
do you even like school?
why yes, in fact i get straight A's in all academic subjects what what old chap

 

by mojojojofish
11-03-04
man, you girl is pretty fucking trippy.
snork
is tha'choo in mah brain?
uh huh ehehehehhee
man, girl you got some fucked up sheet it your brain
do you want my toes?

 

by mojojojofish
11-22-04
hohoho
hey buddy...wrong holiday.
oh sorry dude
no probs. halloween is thataway..
but i'm the easter bunny...

 

by mojojojofish
11-22-04
little jimbob wanted to show off his singing skills.
and why would you like to join our holy choir?
because i can sing along perfectly with every single metallica song.
they didn't like his style.
erm...metallica isn't exactly the kind of music we sing...
it isn't? are you sure you don't want a demonstration? i've been told i'm pretty good. almsot as good as james the legend himself.
well, heavy metal isn't everyone's gig.
erm..
DIE DIE DIE MY DARLING....my favourite song...

 

by mojojojofish
11-22-04
i'm just gonna ignore the fact there's a floating paperclip next to me..
yup....and there isn't a dancing fag next to me..
well...now there is.
get funky! i like to stay at the y.m.c.a!

 

by mojojojofish
11-22-04
it turns out our choir girl *ahem* boy isn't what he seems..
well...actually...i think you'll find that was originally a misfits song
you what?
oh...dear.
misfits did it first, metallica covered it on the Garage inc. album. didnt you know that?
......
*shrugs*
stupid sissy choirboy.

 

by mojojojofish
11-22-04
hat parade!!!
i hope my beard doesn't fall off...
i hope nobody notices the bomb under my turban..
shouldn't i be fighting germans?
shouldn't i be chasing bugs bunny?
i feel like a queen!
i feel like opening a can of whoop-ass on yo' mama!

 

by mojojojofish
11-22-04
where has my tractor gone?
HEY MOSTADA! WHERE HAS MY FINGERPOOPET GONE?!
me stab someone.
me chop you AAIIII
let's never speak of this again.
you are feeling like a sheep.....BAA!
you are feeling like an idiot now, yes?

 

by mojojojofish
11-22-04
there's gimp the pimp and gimp the...well...he's a gimp.
fo' shizzle
fo' christmas, not fo' life. wait...
there's bob, he pretends to catch criminals. and jim, he catches pretend criminals.
yeah, i caught him with my two hands. hehe i drew a naked lady
i swear he was raping me!! why else would he be on top of me?!
and then there's these 2. that's.....all i have to say.
i can't find my dog..
you sat on it fat ass! sucks to be you!!

 

by mojojojofish
11-23-04
hey..have you seen my donkey?
you have a donkey?
yeah his name's brian..
you have a donkey called brian?
yeah..and he's biting your leg.
i have a leg?

 

by mojojojofish
11-23-04
morning
so...you're brian eh?
affirmative
erm...wanna give me my leg back?
negative, i no longer am in posession of your leg. it has been passed on to a lion.
you gave my leg to a lion?!?

 

by mojojojofish
11-23-04
why are you sneaking up on me?
your right leg looks tasty.
would you please leave me alone?!?! you crazy motherfucking donkey! you psycho!!

 

by mojojojofish
11-23-04
so..about brian.
oh, you've made friends with him have you? he's such a friendly donkey..
well...no. he's not even a donkey!! he's some super alien psycho.....THING!
what makes you say that?
a severed limb! must be my lucky day...or my birthday!
EHHHH

 

by mojojojofish
11-23-04
i think you need to give him to the f.b.i or something.
are you kidding? i had to rescue him outta there in the first place! they were harming innocent donkeys!!
he's not a donkey, he's PINK for fucks sake.
i'd thank you kindly not to swear near brian, i'm trying to raise him in a decent environment.
MOTHER FUCKER!! WHERE'D THAT FUCKING ARM GO?? man..that was the motherfucking shiznit..........fuck.
i need to get laid. i gotta go find me some hoes!

 

by mojojojofish
11-23-04
wait...did you say you got him from the f.b.i?
yeah, what's your point.
hmm. what made him leave so quick?
hello, i'm from the f.b.i....we've had a report that a missing alien is being held in this residence.
oh......crap.

 

by mojojojofish
1-08-05
owwww check out dat HAWT fox-ay MAMA! wooooooeee!!! look-in FIIIINE
are you perving on poodles again? because, man, you know that shit is messed up
naw, man, that there behind you is some FIIIINE ass!
dude...that's 2 rabbits getting it on
check it out man it's like free porn!
why am i not turned on....

 

by mojojojofish
1-08-05
just another normal day..dinosaur hookers..
hey buddy, lookin' for a good time?
um..
drunken hallucinating scottish men..
ae, n' i says to maggie i says....yoo cannae do that, maggie, i don't want yer purple cow!
fucksocks..
floating arm comedians..
and the second muffin says ARGH! A TALKING MUFFIN!eh? eh?yeesh...tough crowd..

 

by mojojojofish
1-08-05
mwoahaha now to get my sweet, sweet revenge!
5...4...
fly, my pretty, FLY!!
3...2..
NYAR har har har hee hee hee
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